[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

This kind of contract is obviously to give them money to spend, and it is a fool not to sign it!

Asked the lawyer of the live broadcast platform to help read the contract, and after amending a few details that were prone to disputes, Ren Fei formally signed the endorsement contract on behalf of Monkey King and Wu Kong.

Soon, Sun Wukong's personal page released a sticky announcement——

"The first birthday gift, thanks to @吴箜箜's food city, thanks to all the water spinach, starting today, I am also an adult with tens of millions of endorsements!"

A picture is attached at the back of the announcement. The rest of the first page of the contract is mosaiced, except for the two columns of "Monkey King" and "1000 million star coins for endorsement fee". That's right, Monkey King's stage name is "Monkey King" ", No one in the entire entertainment industry dared to name such a sand sculpture, it can be said to be unique.

Sun Wukong’s fans also infected the idol’s sand sculptures, and named themselves water spinach. It is said that among all the artificially cultivated plants on the ancient earth, water spinach is the fastest growing and the least picky about the environment. Fans hope to use this power of thought , so that their cubs can thrive in the big dye tank of the entertainment industry without any disasters or diseases. It is true that they are their mothers and grandmas to be able to have such a down-to-earth name.

The bottom of Sun Wukong's homepage exploded instantly.

Ten million endorsements?

This is the treatment of a big name, right?Just such an online store that sounds like it sells internet celebrity San Wu food?

Sun Wukong's black fans were the first to explode after a brief silence, just like Chinese New Year——

"A certain vulgar Internet celebrity is really as big as a pot, and she must endorse it? Do you really think of yourself as a front-line?"

"Now anyone can really be a star. Spend some money to hype up the character design, and buy a few trending searches, and pigs can become popular, right?"

"If Sun Wukong can get tens of millions of endorsements, I will live broadcast and eat!"

Seeing the announcement, Sun Wukong's fans were a little confused. Moreover, although Wu Hong's shop has been famous recently, it has not been out of the circle after all. Many grandparents, uncles and aunts did not know that there was such an online celebrity shop. For a while, everyone Not too sure, some fans even secretly clicked on the fan group and asked the group leader Sun Wukong's manager if he had given Sun Wukong some [-]-line pheasant brand behind his back...

As Monkey King's invisible local tyrant fan, can Elder Tang watch his beloved student being attacked by black fans?That was absolutely impossible, and he immediately asked Boss Wu to use his store's official account to claim his own spokesperson.

Wu Hao was going to do this matter, but he and Monkey King's manager had negotiated. He wanted to take a few promotional photos of Monkey King trying their new product first, and then make an official announcement. Unexpectedly, Elder Tang was eager to protect his disciples. Can't wait for the photographer to retouch.

In desperation, Wu Hao could only ask Ren Fei for a few photos of Sun Wukong's life eating snacks. After thinking about it, according to Elder Tang's request, he issued an announcement in the tone of the shop owner——

"My own monkey cub is raised by myself! I declare: From today on, this monkey @孙暴婚 will be raised by my family, hahahahahaha! 1000 million star coins are the exclusive endorsement, there is no way, our old man has spoken, and we will never allow it My monkey cubs eat other people’s snacks. (Suddenly I don’t feel like my own)”

The old man Tang Xuanzang: "..."

Well, having lived for thousands of years, the current him is indeed old enough.

As soon as the official announcement came out, Sun Wukong's fans immediately went into a frenzy, as if it was Chinese New Year. First, they habitually held a wave of forwarding lottery draws, and many of the draws were limited food that they had worked so hard to snap up from Wu Kong's shop. It can be said that he is doing his best to please the benefactor for his idol.

Then, I don’t know if Boss Wu’s coquettish operation inspired other rich fans. Ren Fei received more than a dozen calls at once to talk about endorsement and brand cooperation. Some of them were their own wives, younger sisters, and cousins ​​who were crying and shouting to support their idols. Ren Fei even received an invitation from a TV station for a variety show. I want to invite him to be a flying guest of a popular variety show... Then, the big manager Ren pushed the boat forward and very interestingly invited the leader of the partner (with his family) to participate in the first anniversary birthday party of Monkey King's debut on the 16th of this month.

That's right, the birthday that Ren Fei, a terminal patient with lazy cancer, registered for Sun Wukong was the day he picked up Sun Wukong, and it was also the day Sun Wukong accidentally poked open the live broadcast platform and made his official debut.

Ren Fei picked and picked, and found a few endorsements that were more suitable for Monkey King's image. In the next few days, Monkey King's fans were as happy as the National Day holiday. What kind of endorsement, what kind of promotional video was shot, the black fans suddenly disappeared in the comment area one by one like crabs that have receded, and occasionally a few who were too late to withdraw were all picked up one by one by Monkey King's gang of tough fans KO'd.

Attacking others to pick up the pheasant brand?Boss Wu's shop has even sold unearthed cultural relics (although it didn't sell); attacking others can only receive online merchant brands?With seven or eight brand endorsements in one breath, the popularity and commercial value are not inferior to ordinary second-tier stars, okay?

More importantly, they are still young!Ren Fei’s registered age for Sun Wukong is 19 years old. He has just crossed the adult line, and he is not too old. Mother fans and grandma fans are embarrassed to call him a baby, even if their eyes are red with jealousy, Monkey King The opponents also have to admit that this one's luck is really good!Fans are really proud!

"Now, don't you worry? I think his agent is quite responsible. In this way, let him hang out with the agent for two years to accumulate some experience. I will find a way to see if I can invest in a performing arts company." , when the time comes to sign Sun Wukong, with the protection of the company, we will spend more money in, and we will not worry about whether he will be popular." Seeing Elder Tang keeping a straight face, Boss Wu couldn't help explaining again that he really didn't like it. I understand what the master-student pair is up to. One seems to have lost his memory, and he is determined not to admit that he is Monkey King, let alone have a master. What about the other?Obviously I miss Sun Wukong very much, and I have watched the videos in the live broadcast countless times, but in the end, I even refuse to say hello to my disciples and tell each other that they are safe.

It’s not that Wu Kong’s mouth is broken, Tang Xuanzang and Sun Wukong’s quarreling looks really resembles his parents arguing... If possible, Boss Wu can’t wait to order a bunch of 999 starry sky roses and write Tang Xuanzang’s name on it. Express to Monkey King.

"I know, I will trouble you with this matter. I didn't bring much money with me when I came out this time. You can wait for Wukong to find a performing arts company. I will give you the money when I return to Chang'an." Elder Tang sighed. , "The only money I can give him now is the money."

After listening to the first half of the paragraph, Wu Hao still wanted to modestly say which of us is with whom, but when he heard the second half, all the politeness left him was powerless complaints: What you said, you can give money to the person you care about , What a happy thing that is!He wanted to spend money for his parents but couldn't find anyone.

Boss Wu suddenly felt that he had no need to sympathize with Elder Tang. They are all family members of missing persons. Elder Tang has already found his relatives, and their relatives are doing better than he used to be in the Star Alliance. Hundreds of thousands of fans are crying and clamoring to support him. , what else is there to be dissatisfied with?Looking at himself, his parents couldn't find him, and he had to spend an extra 1000 million star coins to raise a monkey for Elder Tang. He is the one who should be sympathized with the most, right?

After spending 1000 million star coins in one go, Wu Hong was so heartbroken that he decided to find more sources of goods, strike while the iron was hot, and use Monkey King's enthusiasm to attract another wave of fans to his store.

To be honest, asking Sun Wukong to be his spokesperson does not have any sales effect for him, and the things in his hands are never worried about selling.However, Wu Hao thinks in the long run, he can't always come up with rare things, a stable customer base and a stable supply of goods are indispensable for a long-term store, he is willing to go back to Chang'an with Elder Tang, very soon A large part of the reason is that in Chang'an now, all nations come to Korea, gathering the most abundant sources of goods in the world, and what he has to do is to select from these vast sources of goods that can be mass-produced and planted. The goods will be the main products in his shop in the future.

In this way, with a stable supply of goods, he can register the brand and change from a guerrilla purchasing agency to a real brand company with real property.

This is the biggest dream of every daigou in the Star Alliance. However, most people can only be an ordinary small daigou all their lives, traveling between the major planets of the Star Alliance, picking up some bargains from the fingers of those big merchants.The more mature and powerful a civilization is, the narrower its path to rise is. Even if they find a relatively stable and high-quality supply, they cannot keep it for a long time. There is no way for one person to fight against powerful capital.

Wu Cong felt that he was very lucky. Although he came to this era by accident, it was precisely because the power of the Star Alliance could not penetrate into it that it provided him with an excellent opportunity for development.The most important thing is that he also has Elder Tang, who is not only the younger brother of King Tang, but also has a certain right to speak in the countries of the Western Regions. From this point of view, Wu Hao feels that he and Elder Tang are the ones to learn from. The best partner on the road.

Coincidentally, Elder Tang also wanted to earn more silver, no, it should be said to be star coins, because Wu Hao said that the gold and silver here are not in the world where Monkey King lives now. They are valuable, but the food and handicrafts in the market are very popular in the Star Alliance.

"In that case, I will talk to the high priest." Tang Xuanzang took the order and left, this time not talking about state affairs, but only about business cooperation.

In the afternoon of the next day, Elder Tang, who had a meal with the high priest, brought good news to Wu Cong: the royal family of Huoluo "just happened" to weed out a batch of war horses, and they could sell them at a low price to make smoked horses. Horse meat, conservatively estimated, at least more than 2000 horses can be obtained.

"The royal family of Huoluo raised so many horses? How much food would they have to eat..." Wu Kong was decisive.

Tang Xuanzang gave him a look of "Are you stupid?" Of course, it is impossible to weed out so many horses at the Huoluo King's Racecourse at once, but they still need Tang Xuanzang to come forward to match them up in front of the Tang King. Elder Tang The things they want are not rare for them, but they are old and disabled horses. The number of royal horse farms is not enough, and the horse farms of other princes, nobles, and wealthy families gather together, and two or three thousand horses can still be used. I can make it out.

"Great! I'll go to the market to recruit some old masters who can make bacon, and try to get us a few thousand catties of bacon. You don't know, your lover likes to eat it in our shop. The smoked horse meat, when the new product is on the shelves, let him make a live broadcast recommendation, and then post a link, just take the opportunity to promote the brand of desert smoked horse meat with the old craftsmanship of wild rose branches passed down for thousands of years." Boss Wu rubbed his hands excitedly.

Tang Xuanzang: "..." Wild rose what?The horse meat was obviously smoked from dead Populus euphratica branches!The branches and leaves of the wild rose are very delicate and cannot stand the fire. How can they be used for bacon?

"Cough~ It doesn't matter what you use to smoke, the important thing is the gimmick! Besides, Populus euphratica is an endangered species protected by the Star Alliance. Using Populus euphratica branches to smoke meat is not courting death? In short, you can leave the product packaging alone and keep an eye on it for me. Let them prepare the horse meat quickly and send it here." Boss Wu coughed twice guiltyly, resolutely refusing to admit that he was also fooled by the street vendors.

After replenishing the stock of smoked horse meat in the Huoluo Kingdom, which should be enough to sell for a month or two, Tang Xuanzang and Monkey King paid their respects to the lords of the country and continued to set off eastward.

The desert in winter is still very cold, but it doesn't matter, Elder Tang has a cheat - the Monkey King who can do somersaults.Wu Hao is now very proficient in manipulating the Great Sage's somersault cloud, and with Elder Tang, he arrived at the next city in less than half a stick of incense.

Nearby is the Snake Panshan Yingshoujian where the third prince of the Dragon King was demoted to the mortal world. Although the prince should be guilty of the same crime as the common people, but Xiao Bailong is the little prince of the Dragon Palace after all. Even if he falls into trouble, the place where he is demoted is rare It's a good place, the mountains and rivers are lush and lush, if not for the little white dragon transforming into a demon to make trouble here, the city would have been built by mortals long ago.

Now that the little white dragon has returned to the Dragon Palace ahead of schedule, there are no monsters making trouble in Snake Pan Mountain, and a wave of ordinary people has gradually gathered and built a small city at the foot of the mountain.

When Wu Kun and Tang Xuanzang entered the city, they happened to catch up with the daily market in the city. When he heard about the market, Boss Wu couldn't sit still, so Tang Xuanzang could only accompany him to the market first.

After this walk, the master and apprentice almost vomited out the overnight meal!

The streets are full of all kinds of snakes!

There are live snakes in cages waiting to be sold, dead snakes that have been skinned to death, and stalls selling "peripheral products" such as snake meat, snake skin, and snake venom. The snow on the street is stained with snakes The unique cold and bloody smell of human beings is disgusting.

"Why so many snakes?" Boss Wu almost collapsed.Snake meat, he likes to eat, snake, he hates it.Typical Ye Gong loves dragons.

"This place is called Snake Pan Mountain. Back then, Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, oh, that is, my white dragon horse was banished to the mortal world. He used to hang around here. At that time, the mountain was deserted and warm and humid. Snakes and insects multiplied here. , Now that the third prince has returned to the West Sea Dragon Palace, there are no monsters here, and those snakes and insects have no one to protect them, so naturally they cannot escape the hunting of these mortals." Elder Tang took the initiative to give Boss Wu a popular science.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't come when you tamed the white dragon horse, so I don't understand the situation haha~" Boss Wu said haha, "In that case, let's rest here for a night and try Taste the snake soup here, and set off tomorrow morning, that's it!"

"Wait! I want to collect some snake venom here, just wait for me for a few days." Seeing the snake venom, Tang Xuanzang suddenly remembered something.

In the previous life, when the king of Tang sent himself to the Western Regions to learn Buddhist scriptures, he ordered him to find a good medicine to cure wind diseases in the Western Regions. At that time, no one knew what the medicine was and where it was. Tang Xuanzang traveled through a I never found it back and forth.

However, this mystery was solved by him himself more than 1000 years after his death.It was a documentary he accidentally saw, which mentioned the "wind disease" inherited by Li Tang's family. Some experts in the documentary mentioned that, in fact, if the imperial doctor dared to use the venom of a certain poisonous snake in the Western Regions to make it Drugs may be able to effectively restrain the cardiovascular disease inherited from Li Tang's family.

Tang Xuanzang in this life still remembers this task. No matter whether the king of Tang is willing to take the risk of using snake venom to make medicine, he must take this snake venom back. Now he is no longer a bachelor who can eat enough for one person and the whole family is not hungry. In Datang, he He must find a way to win over the rich and powerful, and be a backer for Wu Kong's business; in the Star Alliance, he wants to earn as much as possible the "star coins" that Boss Wu calls, raising monkeys online... There are a lot of expenses, Elder Tang thinks, It seems that the few Zhuangzi of his own are not enough to raise these two monkeys, and he still has to scrape some gold dust from Tang Wang, a super local tyrant.

Hearing that Elder Tang actually had a hidden mission related to the genetic disease of the Tang royal family, Boss Wu also became interested. Since they didn't want to leave immediately, they still found an inn to stay.

On a cold winter night, Wu Kong asked the store to bring in a hot pot, ordered another pot of snake soup, cut two catties of mutton, and a large plate of sliced ​​snake meat. After closing the door, Wu Kong took out the goods from the warehouse Lord Luo sent them wine and two goblets. The master and apprentice drank while eating meat. If Guanyin Bodhisattva saw it, they would probably be so angry that they would return to vulgarity on the spot.

"Oh, this snake soup is really delicious!" Wu Hong sighed while holding the bowl.This snake soup looks bland, and I don’t know if it’s because of the species of the snake. The snake soup made is so fresh that people’s tongues want to swallow it. Even Tang Xuanzang, who has never paid much attention to appetite, can bear it. I couldn't stop drinking two bowls.

"If you like to eat, when we get to Chang'an, let's find a cook who is good at making soup. There are also many people who make snakes outside Chang'an." Tang Xuanzang laughed, knowing that Wukong was safe in another world, and he had another companion He, and the people who take care of him, can rest assured.

However, what made Tang Xuanzang feel a little ashamed was that when he thought that it was Boss Wu and not Wukong who was going back to Chang'an with him, he was relieved for no reason. If there was no magic spell bestowed by Avalokitesvara in the previous life, even Tang Xuanzang would have died under Monkey King's golden cudgel, let alone the mortal King Tang?There are also those dandies in Chang'an City who are fighting chickens and bullying men and women. If they meet Sun Wukong, they will probably have to pack their bags and live overseas with Sun Wukong to become a pair of savages...

At this moment, Tang Xuanzang even felt a little sympathetic to the manager who took over Wukong. He wondered if the monkey would drink too much and beat his fans at the birthday party... Then it would be over!

Thinking of this, Elder Tang couldn't care less about eating snake soup, so he grabbed Boss Wu and asked to borrow his account to use it.

"Elder, are you going to pretend to be me and chat with Sun Wukong? He should be live broadcasting at this point, right?" Night is usually the time when the traffic of Xingwang is the largest, and most anchors will choose to start live broadcasting at this time.Elder Tang has no internet addiction, he wants an account, probably because of Monkey King.

"It's okay, I just want to give him some advice." Elder Tang said, skillfully typing on Wu Kong's terminal. As an eminent monk who has learned ancient and modern knowledge, Elder Tang's pinyin is even better than Wu Kong's. Even better.

Soon, he put forward "a few immature suggestions" to their spokesperson, Mr. Sun Wukong, in the brand cooperation group where Wu Kong belongs——

First, since most of the fans of the spokesperson Sun Wukong are teenagers who love to imitate, it is suggested that Sun Wukong should not drink alcohol in public, so as not to cause adverse effects on teenagers;

Second, for Sun Wukong’s birthday party, it is suggested to use "Building a Beautiful Star Alliance" as the theme, which is warm and yet positive. It is best not to serve alcoholic beverages or any alcoholic beverages, and replace them with dairy products;

Third, Sun Wukong will be an actor in the future, so you can’t go to bed late, it’s best to go to bed before ten o’clock in the evening, and you can’t get up too late in the morning, it’s best to get up before seven o’clock, go for a run, Take a breath of fresh air and keep your body and mind healthy.

Ren Fei, who was preparing for Sun Wukong's birthday party, was so busy that he wished he could grow sixteen arms: "..."

Sure enough, the endorsement fee of 1000 million star coins is not so easy to get.

Unexpectedly, this benefactor is actually an invisible grandma fan!

Look at these requirements, such as "No drinking", "Early to bed and early to rise", "Building a beautiful Star Alliance", although Ren Fei's grandma is long gone, but there are other grandmas of gay friends around, this tone, It sounds like someone else's grandma!

No, now, this grandma is also Wukong's grandma.

Thinking of the addition of a "1000 million grandma" from now on, Manager Ren couldn't help feeling sad: It was hard enough for him to serve the grandpa Monkey King all day long, but now there is another local rich grandma fan with 1000 million stars Coins are really not that easy to earn...

"Boss, your grandma is really hard to serve, you can handle it yourself!" When Monkey King went live, Ren Fei grabbed him like a little daughter-in-law who was bullied by her mother-in-law, and "1000" Grandma Wan" stuffed into his arms.

Sun Wukong looked at the "a few immature suggestions" in the group in a daze, and was speechless for a while.

This grandma of the gold master is too lenient, isn't she?However, he loves it!

Brother Hou happily took screenshots of several "immature suggestions" listed by Tang Xuanzang, and treasured them up.

No one knows that what the seemingly crazy Monkey King actually wants most is this kind of nagging and concern full of human fireworks.In the past when he was under Tang Xuanzang's hand, although he was really annoyed at the beginning that this guy was always nagging, but now, without hearing Tang Xuanzang's nagging, he always felt weak.

When he started doing the live broadcast, he actually just wanted to make a living. After all, when he came to this strange world, all his mana disappeared, and even his invulnerability was ruthlessly cracked by a small paper knife He has no mana, no golden cudgel, not even a monkey grandson. He is a majestic Monkey King, and he can only earn a living by live broadcasting.

Until a group of fans who claimed to be his "pro-mother fans" began to routinely buy gifts in his live broadcast room every day, and most of the messages were the same: buy snacks for our cubs, buy toys for our cubs... and even Fans custom-made new clothes for him and delivered them to his door. Raising monkeys online can be said to be very dedicated.

Sun Wukong is someone who gives him a good point, and he can't wait to give back his [-]% temper. Although he was born and raised, he doesn't know who his "mother" is, but for the nagging and Yunyangwa, he is still very useful. The two live broadcasts a day are not so much to support himself, but to collect nagging and concern from his mother, uncles, aunts, grandparents, and grandparents in the live broadcast room.

As for why there is no "Dad"?

This Wukong has not figured it out yet, but the "mothers" have told him that he is the "father" of Monkey King in person. He is either a black fan or an entertainment reporter who intentionally messes things up. Please don't bother him, and hurry up when you see it. Give them the screenshots, and the "mothers" will be responsible for the one-stop service of reporting back to the hacker...

Now seeing Tang Xuanzang wearing the skin of a benefactor and sending him an exhortation full of grandma's tone, Monkey King couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, and secretly sent a cute monkey cute face emoji, everything is in the past It goes without saying.

It is impossible to drink alcohol. After all, 90.00% of those who can attend his birthday party should be his "mother" and various "relatives", such as sister fans, aunt fans, etc... except for father fans .

Those who dare to let Sun Wukong call him father have been reported by the spinach for a long time.