[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"Brother Monkey, are you asleep? I'll come in if you're not asleep."

Outside the door, Sun Wukong's manager, Ren Fei, knocked on the door twice perfunctorily, pushed the door and came in. Seeing that Sun Wukong was still eating snacks in the middle of the night, he walked over a few steps and snatched the snack bag from him, heartbroken. Persuade——

"My ancestor! Let me live for a few more years, okay? If you let you eat such nonsense, your mother fans will tear me alive! Eating without exercising, I, a breeder To be taken by them to sacrifice to heaven."

Ren Fei felt that he must have been Tang Seng in his previous life and owed it to Monkey King, and in this life he got him back to take revenge.

Sun Wukong's mother fans said that they abused him all day long, what are you kidding?How dare he abuse this master?Do you think you didn't die fast enough?

Ren Fei picked up Monkey King at the garbage station.

At that time, he had just been fired by his previous employer, who had recently become famous because of a variety show. The reason was simple. This guy wanted to befriend a rich woman. Ren Fei felt that this kind of behavior was simply for an artist The future acting career has planted a time/time/bomb/bomb, and I firmly disagree.

Then, the male god found the bodyguard of the rich woman and forced Ren Fei to be laid off.He even packaged Ren Fei’s personal belongings and threw them into the trash can in a very disrespectful manner. The domestic waste of the Star Alliance is automatically collected. When Ren Fei found out, the bag of garbage had already been transported to the garbage station. The terrible thing is that there are some relics left by Ren Fei's parents in it!

Ren Fei flew the spaceship like crazy and ran to the nearest garbage station, and then met Monkey King who was robbing the garbage truck there.

Sun Wukong didn't know where he was. He managed to kill the bone spirit who was bewitching the crowd and wanted to eat Tang's monk's meat. Unexpectedly, Tang Sanzang not only didn't appreciate it, but also blamed him for killing innocent people. He was so angry that he couldn't bear it He couldn't stop arguing with Tang Sanzang, so the damned Tang Sanzang wanted to drive him back to Huaguo Mountain? !

Just go!

Monkey King ran away at that time, and flew aimlessly in the sky for a long time on the somersault cloud. He wanted to go back to Huaguo Mountain, but he was afraid that he would lose face if asked by the monkeys. The tree branch lay down and rested for a while, but when he opened his eyes, he heard a bang in his ears, and a whole truckload of garbage was dumped beside him.

At that time, the garbage was only an inch away from his head, and Haoxuan became the protagonist of social news: a homeless man stayed at the garbage station at night, but the garbage truck did not find him, and a whole truckload of garbage was dumped on the homeless man. Buried by tons of rubbish, died after rescue efforts...

Monkey King was furious, and jumped up to kill the dark blue steel monster, the garbage truck.

However, there is no driver for the garbage truck of the Star Alliance, and the entire garbage truck is controlled by a chip. Monkey King searched for a long time but failed to find the culprit. He was trapped in the white shell, but he couldn't summon his golden cudgel, so angry and angry, Monkey King forcibly dismantled the eight wheels of the garbage truck and "kidnapped" the garbage truck.

Ren Fei "picked up" Monkey King who was rummaging for food in the garbage dump before the garbage truck repairman arrived.

Then, Ren Fei silently joined the rummaging team, he wanted to find the relics left by his parents.

Sun Wukong saw that his eyes were slightly red, and he didn't seem to have much strength, so he pouted slightly, and threw the bag of biscuits he just found into Ren Fei's arms: "Take it and eat it!"

Ren Fei was stunned, and wanted to refuse. Even when he was down and down in his life, he never rummaged through the trash to eat. Citizens of the Star Alliance have a minimum guarantee for unemployment, and it is still possible to maintain a basic life. .However, when he saw clearly the biscuit bag Sun Wukong threw to him, Ren Fei wanted to jump up and give Sun Wukong two!

On the biscuit bag, he saw a Q version of his face drawn by a fan of his miserable former employer!

The ex-employer never ate the food given by the fans. Every time he took it with a smile, he turned around and asked Ren Fei to take it away. Ren Fei is not used to eating food given by strangers, mainly because the ex-employer is very popular in the entertainment industry. It's not very good, I always like to tie up and hype, I don't know how many fans of the opposite family want to poison you... It's hard to guarantee that I won't pretend to be fans and poison the biscuits.

Now!Found Biscuit, his stuff must be nearby!

Ren Fei rushed into the garbage dump like crazy and searched frantically for a while.

Then, Ren Fei, who successfully found his parents’ belongings, ran away with Monkey King with great kindness when the garbage truck repairman arrived: The fine for destroying public property is very high, and the garbage truck just now was dismantled by this guy It's almost scrapped. Seeing that this person doesn't even have decent clothes, if he can't afford it by then, won't he go to jail?At any rate, he has done him a great favor, and Ren Fei will not be grateful for his kindness.

With this pull, Ren Fei pulled back a piece of brown candy for himself.

The Great Sage is very curious about this magical world.If the curiosity of ordinary people can only kill a cat, the curiosity of the Great Sage can probably kill an entire cat.

After almost jumping off the spaceship, almost tearing off the spaceship control cable, and almost crushing his personal terminal, Ren Fei finally understood one thing: he probably picked up a second idiot with a snake spirit?

And then, just when Ren Fei was about to take the second idiot to the shelter, the idiot accidentally clicked on his live broadcast room, and drank three of him in one go in front of his poor thousands of fans. Yue's nutrient solution... that thing is designed to be very full. Normal people will feel bloated after drinking two more tubes. Monkey King is good, drinking more than 100 tubes in one go. Unfortunately, passers-by who watched the whole live broadcast almost called the police .

Sun Wukong became so popular. With his "unconventional" sand sculpture style, he renewed his life for the unemployed former agent, and successfully saved himself from falling into the asylum. Hot new (sand sculpture) internet celebrity.

Ren Fei didn't expect that the homeless man he picked up from the garbage dump would have such potential. At first glance, the five senses are not particularly outstanding, but some people are like this. The five senses that don't look good can be combined Into a particularly attractive and harmless appearance.

What makes Ren Fei speechless is that Sun Wukong, with this cute and well-behaved face of the brother next door, does all the sand sculpture live broadcasts that make netizens laugh. The housework robot has a large vocabulary, but it can't stand the cunning of Monkey King, who used the words learned from the housework robot to insult people over and over again, and finally broke down his own housework robot system... The highest number of online viewers in that live broadcast reached It's a terrifying 400 million. Let's put it this way, if the first-line stars don't cause scandals or have children, they don't have such a big traffic.

Ren Fei still can't understand, what's so interesting about a naive ghost arguing with a housekeeping robot?There were really people who watched the snacks with relish for a long time. What made him speechless was that there were still many mother fans who worried that Monkey King’s housekeeping robot was broken and useless, so they bought better ones and sent them to him. I don't know if I want to continue watching Monkey King and the robot scolding each other... what kind of sand sculpture fans are these?

However, what Ren Fei has to admit is that these sand sculpture fans gave him a new job that is enough to support himself and even lead a more decent life than before, and also gave Monkey King the foundation to gain a foothold in the new world.

Gradually, Ren Fei also discovered that although Sun Wukong looked indifferent, he was not bad at heart. He had a lot of fans of his mother and grandparents. These fans were very keen to send various daily necessities to their cubs. I can't wait to arrange Sun Wukong's food, clothing, housing and transportation with my own hands. The two of them can't use up those things. Sometimes Sun Wukong reminds him to send them to the shelter.

But this guy sometimes has a very bad temper. After his former employer knew that the newcomer he brought was popular, he came back shamelessly to find himself, and wanted to pay for Sun Wukong to tie him up and hype his brother CP. The great sage is who?The monsters passing by didn't provoke him, and he was going to question him, let alone this one who came to him on his own initiative?Especially now that Ren Fei is already one of his own.

After asking about the grievances between the two, Sun Wukong turned off the live broadcast without hesitation, and beat up Ren Fei's former employer.Ren Fei stood aside and thought with relief: This kid finally knows to turn off the camera before doing bad things.

Although both of them were taken to the police station to make notes afterwards, after fighting together and sitting in jail together (they were released on bail by the live broadcast platform after 3 hours of interrogation), their relationship was obviously much closer than before, such as Now, in the middle of the night, Ren Fei dared to barge in and confiscate the snacks of the Great Sage. Although the Great Sage still had more to say, he didn't beat him up either.

"Don't sleep, ancestors. The business department of Xingwang came to me just now and said that a local tyrant wanted you to represent his online store." Ren Fei excitedly grabbed Ge Youlie's Monkey King who was about to fall asleep at any time.

He is currently looking for a way to get Sun Wukong to appear on two variety shows, first to get acquainted, and then to slowly infiltrate the entertainment circle. Ren Fei also planned this for his former employer at the time, but it's a pity that people didn't like this little thing Achievements, want to reach the sky in one step, Ren Fei asked himself if he didn't have the ability, fortunately he still has Monkey King now.

"How much is the annual sales?" The Great Sage is no longer the former Great Sage. Under the brainwashing of his agent, he now has a very clear understanding of his popularity on the live broadcast platform, which is related to his own pocketbook. The Great Sage couldn't help but sit up.

"It hasn't been counted yet..."

"Would you pick up the three-no brand for me too?"

"No, there is no way to estimate it for the time being. So far this year, their turnover has exceeded one billion." Ren Fei clicked on Wu Hong's store, and pulled the product page that was sold out as soon as it was put on the shelves to Sun Wukong for a look. , I didn't expect this guy to go crazy when he saw the short product introduction video inside!

The place of origin mentioned here is not too familiar, okay?Almost every place left memories of him fighting monsters, and of course, those not-so-happy memories with Tang Seng.

"What? You said that this shopkeeper probably went to your hometown?" After hearing what Monkey King said, Ren Fei almost spit out a mouthful of Miao Crispy Horns.

In the next second, Manager Ren's daughter-in-law tugged on the cuff of the Great Sage, and asked cautiously: "Well, do you want to go home? If you want to go back, then we probably can only do it in the future It’s live, and the performing arts resources are still the best in the first living area.”

Ren Fei can't tell Sun Wukong to give up his relatives for their acting career, he has no other relatives here, so he understands Sun Wukong's feeling of homesickness better than anyone, if it is him, he must be impatient now Go back and have a look?

"Forget it, I may not be able to go back, and besides, I have nothing to be reluctant to do." Sun Wukong snatched the big package of crispy corners from Ren Fei's arms, and gave him a dissatisfied look, "I'm not allowed to eat snacks in the middle of the night, I think You are very happy to eat, don't eat the snacks that my fans gave me! You vampire manager!"

"I just ate a few mouthfuls of your crispy horn... No, Wukong, I mean, since you know where your hometown is, why don't you go back?"

"What's there to return? Anyway, I was raised by nature, and I have no parents or family members. I have a master and three younger brothers. However, my nominal master was forcibly given to me by others. When I was accepted as a disciple He even put on special shackles on me, just to use me as his thug. And my three younger brothers, who come from noble backgrounds, usually don’t look down on me very much, so it’s meaningless to go back.” Monkey King left She curled her lips and opened another bag of chocolates. My mothers said that when you are unhappy, you have to eat sweets.

"Hey ~ Wukong, enough is enough, you can eat some crispy corners in the middle of the night, and chocolate? You don't want your teeth?" Ren Fei snatched the chocolate like a stepmother, thought for a while, and broke the mahjong The big piece was handed to him, "Just taste it, remember to brush your teeth, I will keep these for you, and eat them tomorrow during the day."

Thinking of the injustice and exploitation that this guy might have encountered in his hometown, Ren Fei couldn't help being possessed by his mother's fan. He rummaged through Monkey King's snack box and found a bag of fried melon seeds to pass the time. He opened it up Put it on a plate, and chat with Sun Wukong while eating melon seeds——

"Anyway, you are not short of money now. If you want to go back someday, let's go back together. Let's talk about this endorsement first. You have seen this shop owner. He is not small. He seems to have a little background. The person who asked me, He is a powerful deputy director of the Star Network Commerce Department. I know that he has always been in charge of big clients with official backgrounds. It's going to be hard to climb up."

I have to say that Ren Fei is really devoted to Sun Wukong, unlike some unscrupulous managers, who can't wait for their artists to accept all kinds of bad resources, as long as they can make money, the more the artist earns, the more they share. More, but Ren Fei is different, he really wants Sun Wukong to go further and stand higher on the road of acting.

"I said I don't want to go back. You treat me well. I think this place is much better than my hometown. There are endless delicious foods. No one scolds me for despising me. By the way, there are fans yesterday. Ask me where I will hold my birthday this year, do I have a birthday?" Sun Wukong went astray while talking, or he was really not interested in the topic of "going home".

Here, whether it is Ren Fei or his fans, they can't wait to confess him as an ancestor. When he followed Tang Seng, Monkey King would go to alms for alms to pick fruits, and even fight with monsters.But in the live broadcast room, there are countless fans who want to buy him delicious food without him asking for alms. If someone dares to leave a message to hack him in the live broadcast room, he will be torn to pieces by his fans. He is too obsessed with this kind of being wholeheartedly The feeling of loving and protecting, how can I be willing to leave?

"Of course you have a birthday, everyone has a birthday, okay? Let me see... Fuck! I'm sorry, I forgot to register your birthday on the 16th of this month. Too bad, it's less than half It’s my first birthday party in a month, if it doesn’t go well, your mothers, grandpas, and grandmas will definitely hang me up…” After checking out the schedule, Ren Fei almost cried out in fright .

The fighting power of the Great Sage's relatives and friends is so strong that the former employer who made the two of them enter the bureau to make notes couldn't be more clear. If she dares to give that resource, she dares to make her son go bankrupt, which can be said to be very domineering.

"Is the birthday party difficult? Is it harder than the queen mother's peach feast?" Monkey King didn't know much about these things, and looked at Ren Fei with wide innocent and bright round eyes.

"The queen mother is not as important as you? You are the Jade Emperor in the hearts of fans! And this is your first public birthday party after your debut. It's over, don't worry about the endorsement, I'll help you take it first, the boss said If you want to have an interview with you, I will create a group to bring you all in later. Remember, don’t talk too much, and when you don’t know how to answer, just send your own emoji! Don’t talk, I’ll contact the event company first, by the way And your fan group owners should also get in touch, as well as electronic special issues, souvenirs, souvenirs, media releases, live broadcasts of the birthday party..."

Ren Fei has gone crazy. The fierce fighting power of the fans of the Great Sage has left a terrible psychological shadow on him. It is very refreshing to watch the fans abuse the opponent, but when the guns are turned on his own At that time, it would be very scary.

Sun Wukong seems to be very used to the state of his manager going crazy from time to time. He calmly grabbed a handful of fried melon seeds and opened the live broadcast room while eating melon seeds. That’s right, watching him eat melon seeds in a fancy way, fans all have a look on their faces. Proud and happy: Look at our cubs, they eat melon seeds faster than other cubs, the melon seeds are in perfect shape, they are simply excellent!

After a while, there were two ding dongs in the address book, and the busy manager had already arranged for Monkey King's first endorsement cooperation group. Wu Hao almost couldn't wait to confront Monkey King in the group. Remember the old friend at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain?

"Pfft~" Sun Wukong spat out a mouthful of salt soda, isn't this just a fellow townsman, he also knows Tang Seng?Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, he must not admit it, if he admits it, wouldn't he go back and continue to learn scriptures?

How can there be a live broadcast to learn from the experience?

Tang Seng wasn't as nice to him as Ren Fei.

Although Ren Fei is also very nagging, he will not chant curses at him, nor will he scold him because he hates fans. Sometimes he even puts on a vest and goes up to fight black fans with him.

Thinking of what Ren Fei told him to send his emoji without knowing how to answer, Monkey King clicked on the emoji library and sent a cute monkey question mark face.

Wu Kong: "..." That's terrible, the Great Sage has learned how to post emoticons?

Worried that there was an agent in the group, and it would be inconvenient for Monkey King to speak, Wu Cong immediately added Monkey King's personal friend, and then... was ruthlessly rejected by the Great Sage, and specially sent a screenshot to the group, expressing righteously: My agent Having said that, you can't contact the management in private, or you will be blackmailed as YP.

Wu Kong spat out a mouthful of old blood, who the hell wants to YP with you?What a face?

Ren Fei is simply the reincarnation of an octopus spirit. With one hand, he directs everyone in Wukong’s fan group to start making plans for the birthday party, and with the other hand, he spares Aite Wu Cong, seriously expressing that all cooperation between artists, including conversations with management, must be done. The presence of my own broker is also to protect the reputation and rights of both parties.

Boss Wu looked at Elder Tang helplessly, and spread his hands, expressing that there was nothing he could do.

Sun Wukong made it clear that he didn't want to admit his true identity. They were wary, and they were afraid that exposing Sun Wukong's identity rashly would bring him danger. With this annoying manager staring at him, they couldn't do anything now.

"If you don't admit it, don't admit it. That's fine. He's having a good time, which is better than anything else." Tang Xuanzang watched Sun Wukong post another emoji with a cute monkey face. smile.

In any case, the current Wukong is happier than when he was with him before, and his manager seems to treat him very well. After grabbing good resources, I can't wait to be a bustard in person and send my own artist to the capital's big bed. Compared with those people, Ren Fei is simply the reincarnation of Monkey King's mother fan.

"What about the endorsement? Do you want to continue talking?" Wu Hong was a little unwilling, and finally helped Elder Tang find Monkey King, did he just give up?

"Let's talk, they should be quite short of money now, the price should be higher, and I'll make up for the excess." After all, he is an invisible local tycoon with several fixed assets in Chang'an, and Elder Tang has nothing to spend money on. Now that he can spend some money for Monkey King, he still feels very happy, and decided to raise monkeys online from today, and use Boss Wu's account to give Wukong a reward.

Ren Fei thought the endorsement this time would be cold, after all, the management seems to want to develop a closer relationship with Monkey King, but both he and Monkey King refused, but, speaking of politeness, Ren Fei decided to wait for the management to withdraw from the group chat first, He then disbanded the cooperative group.

Unexpectedly, after a while, the other party directly sent a contract in the group, clicked on the contract, and saw the endorsement fee column, Ren Fei almost fainted: Is it possible that this employer is also a local fan of Wukong?

A newly-emerging online business can actually offer 1000 million star coins as Monkey King's endorsement fee, which is 1000 million!Top-tier prices!

Is the management crazy?Or an extra zero?

Ren Fei tremblingly asked Wu Hong to confirm whether they made a mistake in the endorsement fee.

"That's right, it's 1000 million star coins, but we have a requirement, that is, from the day the contract takes effect, Wukong can only eat snacks from our family. Of course, it's only during the live broadcast. He can decide what he wants to eat at ordinary times. .”

Is this a requirement?Is this a benefit?Ren Fei was moved to tears.

He knows how hard it is to grab the delicious food from Wu Kong's shop. Even because Wukong likes to eat snacks from this shop, many local rich fans fail to grab them, so they will ask scalpers to buy them at a higher price and send them over.

Ren Fei was almost certain that this shop owner must be a true fan of their Wukong!