[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

The misunderstanding was resolved, everyone knew that they were not poisoned, and immediately recovered their nature of gossip, and ran back to Elder Tang, and responded with 12 points of curiosity to that magical circle: This is really a good thing, as long as there is After entering this invisible circle, monsters come to the house, wouldn't it be safe to hide in it?

Everyone couldn't help being very envious, and they were envious and jealous of Elder Tang: I heard that Elder Tang picked up a high-level apprentice at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, and they didn't know where Wuzhi Mountain was. They also wanted to pick up a high-powered apprentice like Monkey King...

Because Elder Tang and his party did not return for a long time, after a while, even people from the palace came. When they learned that Elder Tang's disciples had just subdued an extremely ferocious and terrifying scorpion spirit, they were immediately in awe, and there were not many people there. He could only watch helplessly as the people in the palace took Mr. Tang Chang and his apprentice away.

The next day, neither Wu Kong nor Tang Xuanzang dared to go out.

Countless people gathered outside the king's city of Huoluo Kingdom, waiting to pay their respects to the great Tang monk who "it is said that he subdued the monster with one move". The scene can be said to be very hot.

At the same time, the message area of ​​Wu Kong's store was about to explode.

"Where is the owner? You have the ability to sell dried fruit, and if you have the ability to come out! I know you are at home, so hurry up and open the door!"

"I ate two bags of dried figs, one bag of raisins and two bags of dried apricots in one sitting last night, and I'm on my way to the dentist, but it's so delicious!"

"My mum beat me up last night asking why I only bought one bag."

"I won't say anything. My future brother-in-law just sent a large box of the owner's dried fruit to my sister. I counted more than 50 bags. I announce that this brother-in-law can become a regular."

"Oh, there's no way. The shop owner didn't limit the purchase this time. I accidentally bought too much. I couldn't fit a thousand bags of dried fruit at home, so I had to pile them up in the warehouse."

"Upstairs you have the kind to show off your wealth, and you have the kind to post your location."

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Trapped in the palace and unable to get out, Boss Wu flipped through the message area when he had nothing to do, and was taken aback by the tens of thousands of floors newly built: Why do so many people have a sweet tooth?

The dried fruit of Huo Luoguo is really delicious, with rich fruit flavor, sweet and delicious, but the sugar content of raisins is very high. If you eat too much, you will get tired easily. I don’t know that the old customer who ate five bags in one night will not get diabetes.

After looking at the stock in the warehouse, Wu Hao got busy again, subpackaged the smoked horse meat, horseshoe crisps, fried melon seeds and so on that he had bought before, thought about it, and satisfied his inner bad taste. Opened a branch of "Guhuo Luoguo Food City".

At ten o'clock in the morning, after a whole morning's work, the old customers couldn't help sneaking fish, and habitually refreshed the page of Wu Kong's shop. Although the dried fruit yesterday was delicious, the shopkeeper didn't limit the purchase. It implies that their supply is sufficient, and they feel that Wu Hong must have gone to replenish their positions overnight, and they will definitely be able to replenish their stocks today!

I didn't expect to brush and brush...Huh?How did the page disappear?

Look again, damn it!Why did you suddenly open a branch? What the hell is the "Ancient Luo Country"?

Click in again to have a look, amazing!The shopkeeper filled up a big warehouse?

Smoked horse meat in the desert with ancient craftsmanship inherited from wild rose branches for thousands of years?

Native semi-wild rye hand-milled and old-fashioned custom-made horseshoe crisps?

Sunshine in the desert grows naturally, handmade by master craftsmen to fry fragrant melon seeds in the ancient city of the desert?

What the hell is this?

The old customers complained, but their bodies frantically clicked the buy button. Unexpectedly, the owner of the spicy chicken shop set up a purchase limit again this time, and the new product is limited to 2 copies per person?What kind of sand sculptures are these unscrupulous shopkeepers?

In less than half an hour, the new product that Boss Wu worked hard for a long time was sold out again...

After hearing the news, the new clients who rushed over beat their chests and stamped their feet, wishing to shake Wu Cong's shoulders with both hands through the network cable, to see if they could drop new margins.

There are those who take the lead in cursing, and naturally there are also those who seek new ways.Especially after getting a new product to try.

"I wanted to post a post to complain about the name of the shop owner, it's too weird, but I just got a new product to try, emmmmm~ It's so delicious!"

"Anyway, I saw that the shopkeeper has a new one, so I just bought it." The rich buyer posted a selfie, with a shelf full of Wu Kong's food in the background. Now everyone uses electronic warehouses, and I don't know this rich man. From where to customize the shelves, it can be said that they will do everything in order to show off their wealth, it is simply crazy!

In the evening, as more and more people participated in the food tasting, the topic "Guhuo Luoguo Food City is really delicious" even rushed into the hot search on Starnet. Where exactly is the country and whether it really exists has sparked intense discussions, and some scholars have even put forward a very bold guess——

"We have studied all the products put on shelves and auctioned by this shopkeeper in the past six months, and we have reason to suspect that this shopkeeper may have accidentally passed through a wormhole and returned to the Western Regions of the Tang Dynasty during the ancient earth period."

"In addition, according to the outline of the thousand-year-old ancient city that the owner accidentally discovered during the previous live broadcast, it is also very similar to the ancient buildings of Tocharo, which was once extremely prosperous in Central Asia during the ancient earth period. We have privately contacted the owner to seek more evidence , if this conjecture is confirmed, then we will completely unveil the magnificent chapter of ancient earth civilization!"

These two messages sank quickly.

It's not that it's not explosive, but it was withdrawn by the Institute of Ancient Earth's direct call to Star Network.Nima, where did this come from the Institute of Unofficial History?How dare you compete with the authorities for business?

"How? Has it been withdrawn? I just said that these folk research institutes are unreliable. If this shop owner really accidentally returned to the ancient earth in the Tang Dynasty, then this is simply a huge treasure in the archaeological world! How could he be so hasty? exposure?"

"Exactly! Not even a press conference."

"Is this about the press conference?" The old director of the research institute looked at a group of subordinates with grief, "You! Hurry up and contact the owner through the official channel of Xingwang, and ask him to cooperate with our investigation and evidence collection. You! Go to Xingwang The Ministry of Culture of the League, no matter what method is used, even if it is sloppy, this project must be taken down for me, and it must be placed in our Ancient Earth Research Institute! Those ancient Earth Culture Research Institute, Ancient Earth Architecture Research Institute, Ancient Earth Species Research Everything will be put on the sidelines of labor and management!"

"And you, don't worry about the press conference, just draft the draft for me! When the project is finalized, send the draft immediately! Owner of Aite! Official announcement! Don't let someone's eyes look bad at that time, everyone wants to get involved in this project !"

"By the way, help me find out if this shopkeeper has any family members in the Star Alliance. We are going to buy gifts. We have to visit the family members of the heroes in person! I'm going to go through the process, and I want to approve the special contribution fund for the family of the hero." After thinking about it, the old director added, "Apply according to the highest standard!"

However, what the old director never expected was that the "family members of heroes" found out by his subordinates were actually his old acquaintances——Wu Yun, an alumnus from the First University of the Star Alliance, and his wife Jiang Su!

"This, how is this possible? That child... turned out to be his son!" Looking at the group photo of Wu Hong's family of three sent by his subordinates, the old director couldn't help but think of the young, flamboyant, amazingly talented little girl. younger brother.

At that time, he was just in his third year of junior high school and was helping his teacher with a project. One day, the teacher suddenly brought over a junior junior student who had just entered his freshman year. He said that he was a newly recruited apprentice. He had been thinking about it since his sophomore year, okay? It is easy to stare at people who have applied for the first university, and they can't wait to be ushered in as soon as they enter the school, but they, the brothers and sisters who have worked so hard to get into the teacher's school, are so jealous.

Later they realized that it was not unreasonable for the teacher to snatch him into his hands. The talent of the younger juniors was far above them. Even the girlfriends were the first among them to find: among the ten special admissions students who were exempted from the examination at the First University, one was Wu Yun, and the other was his childhood sweetheart, Jiang Su, who had a sweet voice and a high IQ. Every time he came to their college Looking for someone, they can properly pull a wave of hatred from single dogs for her boyfriend.

It's just that God is jealous of Yingcai. He didn't expect that an ordinary interstellar trip between the two of them would have an accident!At that time, he was leading a team to go out to investigate, and when he came back, this news had long been lost in the countless big and small news of the Star Alliance, and their only son had never been mentioned.

Thinking about it now, at that time, maybe the child had strayed into the wormhole and was drawn into another world.

Wiping his sore eyes, the old director personally dialed the phone number of the person in charge of the Star Network. No matter what, he wanted to find the child. Even if he couldn't find a way to take him back to the Star Alliance for the time being, he wanted to do something for him. matter.

In King Huoluo's palace, at this moment, Wu Hao stared at an Internet celebrity who suddenly appeared from the live broadcast room of Xingwang, and couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of hot tea.

He seemed to know why he spent so much money and searched all the shelters of the Star Alliance but couldn't find Monkey King.

In the video, a man who looks 20% to [-]% similar to him is juggling in front of the camera. An ordinary metal stick looks like a golden cudgel. Looking at it again, the number of people watching the live broadcast at the same time There are more than [-], and there are a lot of rewards, and there are strange messages asking the anchor to "jack off", what the hell is this?

What made him speechless was that the anchor actually responded: "I can't move, just eat more peaches."

In the next second, there was a burst of peach rain on the screen.This kind of peach is a virtual reward on the live broadcast platform, and it can be turned into anything he likes according to the host's preferences. In this live broadcast room, the lowest level of reward is a peach, and the top is ginseng fruit and Jiuzhuan Jindan. You know the name as soon as you hear it, only Monkey King would come up with this ranking, right?

Seeing that the tipping was almost done, the anchor screen changed, and there was a five-meter-high steel pipe in the corner. Sun Wukong blinked at the camera, and just climbed up with his bare hands... Whoosh, the speed is really fast!

Wu Kong: "..." Only the Monkey King can do this.

Elder Tang was invited by the high priest again to discuss the diplomatic relations between the two countries. Wu Hong couldn't find him for a while, so he happened to find time to browse Monkey King's live broadcast room. After watching it for a while, he couldn't help but kneel down to him.

In vain, he always thought that this person living in the Star Alliance, who didn't understand anything, would be arrested and sent to an asylum as a snake maniac, and spent so much money to clear up relationships and find someone to help find him. Thinking of this new internet celebrity who has become a new celebrity without saying a word, sitting on millions of fans, if he wants to contact him, he has to make an appointment through his agent first, as expected of the former Huaguoshan Monkey King!

And for those fans, Wu Hong was speechless. Hasn't he seen a monkey show for thousands of years?As soon as he saw Monkey King coming out, he clamored to give birth to a monkey for him. Did you know that he was really a monkey?

Boss Wu resolutely refuses to admit that he is the hot-eyed Monkey King who rewarded 10,000+ star coins for a live broadcast...

Speaking of which, Sun Wukong's live broadcast room is really a mudslide on the star network live broadcast platform. This guy has no concept of chasing hot spots at all. In other words, Sun Wukong used his own sand sculpture live broadcast to make himself a hot spot on the live broadcast platform. , or the kind that no one can imitate.

After all, most grandmas cherish their feathers very much, and they can't do such weird things as Monkey King urinating into a flower pot, climbing a steel pipe with his bare hands, and turning 888 somersaults in one breath.

However, the magic is that many netizens still follow his tricks. At the beginning, they were Amway into Sun Wukong's live broadcast room. Many people thought that this grandma had a brain, and then, watching... I involuntarily clicked on Follow and Favorites, staring at Sun Wukong’s live broadcast room like a fool every day and laughing, and it’s also very fun to reward, just like my own bear running to my eyes and begging for money to buy toys. Can I not give it?Must not!

Not only is it a pleasure to reward, some mother fans are not satisfied with rewarding with virtual star coins, but also buy all kinds of delicious food and send them to Monkey King, feed them online, and watch their cubs play monkeys in the live broadcast room every day, Is it really content?

With some ulterior motives, Boss Wu shared the live video of Monkey King with Elder Tang.

Tang Xuanzang never imagined that when he saw Wukong again, it would be such a scene.

In the live broadcast room, Sun Wukong was tired of playing monkeys, and he was unceremoniously unpacking a large box of snacks delivered to him by his mother fan, sitting on the ground without image, opening bag after bag of snacks, eating with relish His cheeks were visibly fatter than when Tang Xuanzang saw him the last time. In the live broadcast room, there were many mother fans who didn’t have time to choose snacks for the monkey baby Monkey King. It was extremely lively.

"You can rest assured now, right? He is now a new celebrity in the Xingwang live broadcast room. He is very popular. Just a reward for a live broadcast is 10,000+ star coins, so he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing." Boss Wu said nothing. Don't hide your ugly face of envy and hatred.

Although I don't know why, Monkey King didn't occupy his physical body, but seeing that this guy obviously doesn't understand anything, but he can do better than himself, a real native of the Star Alliance, is really a bit uncomfortable.

In particular, he still wears the magic spell on his head that should belong to Monkey King, but this guy has a very handsome short hair shaved freely. When he is not doing those sand sculpture movements, he looks like a handsome boy next door, okay? good?No wonder those mother fans like to feed him, and even bought high-priced food from his shop to send to Monkey King. It really is a world of face!

Tang Xuanzang ignored Boss Wu who was sour. This was not his first contact with electronic screens. In fact, in those years when he became a wandering soul, his favorite thing to do was to learn about the magical world through TV and computer. In this world, like now, he can even see the fine fluff on Wukong's face through the ultra-high-definition camera, just like those moments in the past when he was close to death on the way to learn the scriptures, Wukong will always protect him very well, even if he is a master and apprentice at the beginning. The two had quarreled countless times because of their disagreement, but in the end, it was still this Poor Monkey who accompanied him and protected him through the journey of learning the scriptures!

Knowing that Wukong is fine, Tang Xuanzang was even happier than returning to Chang'an, but after being happy, he couldn't help being at a loss: They are safe with each other now, what next?

Do you want to recognize Wukong?

Of course Tang Xuanzang thought very much. He was reborn not only because of the anger and unwillingness to be used and fooled in his heart, but also because of his apology to Wukong. Live the life that Monkey King should have!

However, after watching those live videos, Tang Xuanzang suddenly felt a little uncertain about his various plans: Does such a Wukong really need his wishful thinking for salvation?

In other words, for such a Wukong, without his nagging and meddling teacher, maybe it would be a good thing for him?

After all, Tang Xuanzang knew in his heart that even if he tried his best to find Wukong and bring him back to Chang'an, he would definitely protect him from now on and prevent him from committing any more murders, even for the sake of their master and apprentice. Safety, even fighting in the street is absolutely not allowed.

However, now Wukong is served by special agents and assistants for basic necessities of life. Every day, he is fed by mother fans from all over the Star Alliance. He can’t finish eating. After a live broadcast, the reward money is according to Boss Wu. , which is equivalent to half a year's income of ordinary civil servants.And this income will continue to grow with the increase in the number of fans and the expansion of his own fame.

It is said that Wukong's agent has already paved the way for him to enter the entertainment circle. After all, this man is so skilled that he doesn't even need a double to act in a costume martial arts drama. A face may not be called stunning in the entertainment circle. , but it is very eye-catching, with a youthful vivacity and wit in his eyes. It is said that there are also a lot of fans of aunts and uncles. He belongs to the live broadcast platform and is rarely seen in recent years. The popular Internet celebrity.

It is said that someone even drew a series of comics for Wukong. That monkey has always liked the limelight, and now he is drawn in a book, he must be very proud, right?

"Well, I was just joking. In fact, I think your apprentice is quite amazing. The live broadcast looks simple, but it is really difficult to achieve so many fans. Besides, your apprentice looks good, and there is another Don't worry about a manager who seems to be capable, his life will not be bad." Boss Wu hurriedly comforted Elder Tang, worried that he would be overwhelmed.

"And being a star really makes money. I used to have a high school classmate who participated in some kind of talent show and sang a popular song. Later, he used this song to open several concerts on various planets in the Star Alliance. Hundreds of platter concert tours, the money they earned bought several buildings in their hometown, collected rent for his parents, and invested in two performing arts companies, and now they are their own bosses. I think your apprentice Sun Wukong has such a good start , I will definitely earn more than my classmates in the future." Boss Wu vowed that even if Monkey King's agent is not good enough, with his current financial resources, it is possible that he cannot invest in an entertainment company, and then let the company promote Monkey King. For a newcomer, he doesn't believe it. If you spend a lot of star coins, you won't be able to get a traffic star. Isn't it just buying trending searches?All he has now is money!

"I'm not sure, is it dangerous to be a star in your place?" After a long time, the silent Elder Tang looked at Wu Kong. He didn't understand that powerful and strange world, and he couldn't be sure whether Wukong would meet him or not. When it came to dangers that he couldn't predict, the only person he could ask was Boss Wu. After all, he was the one who had really lived in that mysterious world.

"Elder Tang, I think it's messed up if you care about it. How can there be any danger in being a celebrity? Those mother fans can't wait to draw a circle and lock their cubs inside, okay? There are managers, assistants, and bodyguards in and out. There are fans picking up the spacecraft, let me just say this, if one day your apprentice is really popular, even if someone just scolds him casually on the Internet, believe it or not, his fans will come to your door to tear those black fans to pieces ?” Boss Wu couldn’t help but rolled his eyes.

Even if you don't have confidence in bodyguards, you must have confidence in your mother fans!What's more, Sun Wukong still has so many grandpa fans, grandma fans, and uncle and aunt fans. Those people are not only rich, but also powerful and powerful. How dare they bully their cubs?Are you tired of living?

Tang Xuanzang was speechless for a moment. He imagined the dangers and troubles that Wukong might encounter while living abroad, but he never imagined that this monkey's reckless and lawless temperament would win the joy of so many people?He knew that he should be happy for Wukong, but he couldn't suppress the deep loss in his heart, as if there was an invisible line between him and Wukong, which was slowly loosening...

"Well, Elder Tang, if you are really worried, why don't I find a way to contact Sun Wukong with my account, and then let you master and apprentice meet and chat?" Wu Hao suggested.To be honest, he was very envious of Tang Xuanzang. At this moment, if he found his parents, why would he hesitate?Connect now!Then put a few million star coins in the parents' card, so that no matter where the parents are, at least their lives will be guaranteed.

Tang Xuanzang did not respond to him.After a long time, he whispered: "Let me think about it."

He never thought that there would be a day when Wukong no longer needed him. At this moment, he seemed like an old father who could only watch the grown-up child rush to a distant place for his future. My son buys a bagful of oranges...

Boss Wu has never lighted up the skill point of comforting others in his life. Seeing this, he can only shut down the live broadcast room wisely and try to be transparent about himself.He could feel that Elder Tang was in a very, very bad mood at this moment.

However, at night, Wu Hao still couldn't hold back, contacted his administrator, asked her for help, and contacted Sun Wukong's current agent through the official, and the excuse he made was also very official: his online store is now When he grows bigger, he wants to find an image spokesperson. He thinks Sun Wukong is pretty good, and wants to negotiate the price with his agent.