[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"Elder Tang, are you alright?" After closing the door, Wu Hong made a gesture to untie Elder Tang's coat to see if he was accidentally injured by the snake spirit.

"It's okay, first ask the buddy to invite a doctor for me, and prescribe some anti-cold medicine. For a few days, cough~ I'm afraid I'm going to stay here to recuperate." Elder Tang tilted his body and fell on the low bed, his eyes were closed tightly, and there was an abnormal deep red in his pale face.

"Oops!" Wu Hao didn't care about his stomach that had been hungry all night, so he hurried over and stretched out his hand to touch Tang Xuanzang's forehead, it was really hot, and when he touched his palm, it was covered in cold sweat!

This guy is too tolerant, right?Back all the way, he gritted his teeth and said nothing, Wu Hong couldn't help admiring him.

Worried that if the fire continued, he would turn this stunning and brilliant Tang monk into a fool, Boss Wu immediately opened the door of the next room. At this time, he could not count on the waiter of the shop, and asked the third prince to come out and take the best man in the city. Doctor catch it!

He asked the snake spirit girl to go down to find the shopkeeper, and asked for a large bucket of hot water. From last night until now, Elder Tang ate hot pot with him in the house, sweating from the heat, and in the middle of the night, wearing unlined clothes, being beaten by the snake spirit sister. Captive in the snow-capped mountains, almost freezing to death, being able to stay awake and wait until he rescued others, this perseverance is far beyond human comparison. Of course, the body is covered with hot and cold sweat, and the pores are sticky and clogged. This smell is not something ordinary people can smell. bearable.

Before the doctor came, Wu Hao gave Elder Tang a brief freshen up, changed into a warm and clean inner garment, and wrapped a duvet outside, which was covered with the inn's quilt, and only one sheet was exposed. Sweaty handsome face.

People are good-looking, even when they are sick.

Under the dim oil lamp, half of Elder Tang's face was hidden under the quilt, only his forehead as plump as a jade carving was exposed, his jet-black eyes were tightly hidden under his thin eyelids, and his thick black eyelashes were left on the lying silkworms. Deep shadows fell.The usual Elder Tang always gave people the feeling of gentleness and harmlessness. At this time, when he closed his eyes, Wu Hong realized that this guy's eyebrows were slightly raised, and coupled with the high bridge of the nose, he actually gave off a fierce and unpredictable look. feel.

"Hey, if you weren't the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, born in a wealthy family in Chang'an, you must be the number one scholar in Chang'an by now." Wu Hao couldn't help but sympathize with this guy. He has been in trouble with his mother, and was thrown into the river by his birth mother when he was just born, and he was exiled in the temple. With his own efforts, he finally became a famous monk in the Tang Dynasty. Returning to Chang'an after suffering a narrow escape, he was trapped in the temple translating scriptures and secretly sorting out the information of the Western Regions for the king of Tang. He couldn't live a few days in peace until his death. If it were Wu Kong, he would have Put down the pick and quit.

After wringing out a hot towel and wiping the cold sweat off Elder Tang's forehead, Ao Lie knocked on the door and came in, followed by several shy and disheveled doctors, each carrying a medicine box, looking pitiful.

"Eldest brother, I have arrested all the doctors in the city. Which one do you want to use?" The incident happened suddenly, and Wu Hong did not explain to Ao Lie exactly what kind of illness Elder Tang was suffering from. He is from the ruling class, and his way of thinking is different from that of ordinary people.Don't know what kind of disease is being cured?What's there?Just grab all the doctors in the city and use whichever you want.

Wu Hao couldn't help wiping off his cold sweat, and secretly prayed that the family members of these doctors would not go to report the case, otherwise they would have to go on a half-day trip to the Yamen later.

Explained Elder Tang's symptoms to several doctors, all of whom were locals and knew each other well, so they recommended a middle-aged doctor with a white face and beard to treat him.They can be regarded as seeing that these people in front of them are not easy to mess with, especially the handsome young man who forcibly kidnapped them. They are all human spirits, after some observations, they all decided to use their utmost skills to try to recover the patients as soon as possible, otherwise, their lives might be lost.

Fortunately, Tang Xuanzang only suffered from the wind and cold, and the winter in Hudi is bitterly cold. There are more secret medicines for treating the wind and cold than in the Central Plains. After taking the medicine in the morning, the fever subsided in the afternoon, but there was still some weakness in the limbs. This is the sequela of the wind and cold. Tian's self-cultivation can't be improved. Now, just like Elder Tang said, they will stay at the foot of Shepan Mountain for a few more days.

The happiest thing is Ao Qing, the snake spirit. She knows that her aptitude is mediocre, her magic power is low, and her roots are not good. No, compared with the famous dragon clan in ancient times, her little snake is simply an enhanced version of Cinderella , She also knew that it was impossible for her to follow Ao Lie back to the West Sea Dragon Palace. Therefore, when she learned that Elder Tang was going to stay here for a few days of cultivation, Snake Essence was so happy that she was about to ascend to the ascension soon.

At that time, she jumped out and caught several big snakes and came back.It's not the same kind of snake, so it's easy to eat. She used to eat snake meat when she lived in the mountains. I heard that Elder Tang and Brother Wukong both like to eat snake soup, so Ao Qing specially grabbed the most tender meat and brought it back.

After seeing Ao Qing running around like a little daughter-in-law, serving Tang Xuanzang's master and apprentice, the intention of ingratiating was almost written on his face, the third prince Ao Lie felt a little uncomfortable, so he wanted to drive her back to the mountains.

"Your Highness, let me wait here for a few more days? When you return to the Dragon Palace, I will go back." Ao Qing begged pitifully.She has no other place to go except Snake Pan Mountain and Eagle Sorrow Stream, and she dare not say that she will follow Ao Lie back to the Dragon Palace, so she can only seize this limited time, and it would be great to see her sweetheart one more time.

"Going back to the Dragon Palace? I came here this time to escort my master back to Chang'an." Ao Lie was worried that Tang Xuanzang would refuse, so he simply made a decision on his own. He didn't know how many difficulties he would encounter on the way back. How can he rest assured about the danger?Wouldn't it be perfect to escort the master back, and also hide from the seven aunts and eight aunts at home who are urging the marriage?

Sister Snake Spirit's eyes lit up, Chang'an, she heard from people passing by that she is said to be a first-class Shangbang in Dongtu, and she hasn't gone out to see the outside world since she transformed into the present.Ao Lie, she likes it; Chang'an, she wants to go; the two are combined into one, isn't it perfect?

Ao Qing is very smart, she knew that if she directly said that she would go to Chang'an with her, the third prince would never agree, so she decided to help herself: she found Wu Kong who seemed the most talkative.

Boss Wu doesn't have a mother like Yin Susu, and no one told him when he was a child that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive others. However, his innate skills prevented him from immediately agreeing to the lovely and pitiful snake girl. He looked up and down, touched his chin, and asked cautiously, "Can you cook?"

"Huh?" The snake essence girl was a little dazed.She planned to sacrifice a little interest when necessary, for example, to give this senior brother some of her snake venom. I heard that the master and the senior brother came here to buy some snake venom and bring them back to Chang'an as souvenirs. I know why mortals like to use snake venom as a souvenir, but she has snake venom, and there are many more, inexhaustible!

I didn't expect that senior brother would take such an unusual path, cooking without snake venom, what is cooking?

Seeing the bewildered expression on Snake Essence girl's face, Wu Hao understood in seconds, and immediately lost interest in this pitiful and stunning girl in front of him: "Oh, our team only lacks a cook, and everything else is missing."

"I can learn!" For the sake of love, the snake essence girl really went all out.It doesn't matter whether you are afraid of fire or not.

"Then, let's try it first." Boss Wu touched his chin. According to big data research, girls are generally more talented than boys in learning to cook. This snake girl also looks like she is ingenious. , the most important thing is that this is a demon, and he is very skilled. If he can be subdued and kept by his side, wouldn't he have a free bodyguard and errand runner next time?

Boss Wu happily ran to ask Elder Tang for credit.

Bodyguards, errands, cook... After hearing Wu Cong's positioning of the stunning girl's team, Elder Tang couldn't help but fell silent.

If in his previous life he was able to "know people and do things well" like Wu Kong, subdue a group of demons and bring them back to Chang'an, would the king of Tang trap him in the temple to translate scriptures?

"If you want to take her with you, you can take her with you, but you must be strictly controlled. Don't reveal your true colors easily, and don't hurt innocent people." Tang Xuanzang didn't know what he thought of, but he easily agreed to take the snake spirit girl with him.

Is this still the Elder Tang who is not close to women and treats beautiful women like a scourge?

Boss Wu felt a little uncomfortable: "You don't think you have a crush on her, do you? Elder Tang, the so-called monster has different paths, and this snake spirit has a deep love for the third prince..."

Elder Tang gave him a hard look: "This woman is beautiful and beautiful. If she arrives in Chang'an, I'm afraid there will be endless troubles. You can think about it." Although Tang Wang is a rare hero, he is a vegetarian. No taboo, after killing his own younger brother, he brought his younger brother's concubine Yang into the palace as his own concubine. The same is true of his careless son. After his father died, he even took his little wife into his The harem, and later became a queen, almost overturned the Li and Tang Dynasty. This powerful little wife is the famous Wu Zetian in later generations.It can be seen from this that the men of the Li family are not very reliable in terms of integrity.

"What's so embarrassing about it? I'll make her look like a mortal woman." Wu Hong said nonchalantly, "When we leave here, I'll make her a little cook. "

Anyway, she's a cook and thug, what's the matter with being so pretty?Boss Wu felt that Elder Tang was justified in worrying. A beautiful woman means trouble, so it's better to be ugly.

Tang Xuanzang: "..."

Boss Wu is really single based on his strength!

As soon as she heard that she was going to become an ordinary-looking mortal woman, Sister Snake Spirit's face paled in an instant, and she seemed to be worse than a lovelorn.

Isn't it?She followed Tang Xuanzang's teacher and apprentice back to Chang'an with a shameless face, because she wanted to get close to the water and take the opportunity to get close to her Highness the third prince. Even if she couldn't return to the Dragon Palace with the third prince, it would be great to have a marriage with the third prince in the mortal world.

Monsters are no better than ordinary people. To get married, they require a couple for life. From the perspective of Snake Essence, she and His Royal Highness the Third Prince have a very different status. .

If she could conceive a snake egg with the blood of the dragon clan, it would be to save face for all the snakes in the world. Without a husband, it would be great to have a dragon-snake hybrid egg.

It's just that the pure snake spirit girl never thought that the price of chasing her lover is to disfigure her on her own initiative!

Well, although she wasn't really disfigured, she just temporarily transformed into an ordinary-looking mortal woman, but if she wasn't pretty, could His Highness the Third Crown Prince still see her?

Seeing that the little girl was about to cry, Wu Hong thought about it, indeed, girls love beauty, and the stunning girl who makes her family beautiful suddenly become like a flower next door, it seems really not good.

"Well, if you really don't want to be ugly, why don't you change your gender?" Boss Wu felt that he was really clever.

"Change, sex change?" The snake spirit girl looked at Boss Wu blankly.

"That's right, Elder Tang said that you are too good-looking. If you follow us back to Chang'an, Chang'an City will have a lot of lustful disciples, so it's not safe. I think you should just become a boy. If that's the case, You can still maintain your current beauty without being underestimated by disciples, isn't it the best of both worlds?"

Boss Wu thinks his idea is really great.

"So it was Elder Tang's intention..." The snake essence girl couldn't help but despair.

Didn't she just kidnap Elder Tang and want to exchange hostages?She never hurt Elder Tang, that's right, it was because she took people away in the middle of the night, causing Elder Tang to suffer from a cold, but that was not on purpose, and she didn't know that the holy monk was so weak, so she made a mistake. After making such a small mistake, Elder Tang actually wants to become a man himself, isn't this smelly monk too vengeful?

Elder Tang is the largest in the scripture learning team.Not daring to offend this narrow-minded holy monk, the snake essence girl could only aggrieved and turned herself into a fair-skinned and handsome young gentleman. Her long black hair was also combed into the young gentleman's hairstyle. When I came back from getting the medicine outside, I almost didn't recognize it.

"This, is this Ao Qing's brother?" The straight third prince blinked.

Ao Qing wanted to cry even more.

"Hahahahahaha... Master, you didn't see that the third prince almost bumped his head against the pillar hahaha, I laughed so hard!" In the room, Wu Hong closed the door and took the embarrassing incident that happened in the afternoon as gossip, talking with relish After sharing it with Elder Tang, my stomach hurts from laughing.

The stunning girl turned into a flat-chested boy on the spot, and Wu Cong could laugh at this joke for a whole year.

The guests of the inn were also devastated.

Originally, they were going to check out, but unexpectedly, a beautiful and charming girl suddenly came, and now all the gentlemen in the inn were reluctant to leave.

Shepan Mountain is located in the wild, and it is rare to meet such a beautiful girl in ten years. Now let alone the guests who lived in the inn, even other well-informed, rich and free married and unmarried men in the city , all ran over to open a room and stay in a hotel, and wanted to have a closer look at the stunning woman who was rumored to be "shockingly beautiful".

The innkeeper is going crazy.

Their inn really doesn't provide breakfast!These people refused to listen, and ran down early in the morning to occupy a table. They still had to eat rice porridge, noodle soup, and fried fruit.There is only one cook in their family, who is usually in charge of setting up a small stove for the big-spending customers in the store. It’s okay, but so many people come to order, the cook can’t stand it at all, and the shopkeeper can only send out a few waiters in the store. , Let them buy a lot of hot food from outside, and then barely appease the gang of uncles watching the excitement in the store.

The gentlemen waited and waited, but the stunning beauty didn't arrive, but a beautiful man with a livid complexion, full of evil spirits, was His Highness the Third Crown Prince who had learned the truth about the snake essence Aoqing's "female-turned-male".

Ao Lie felt that he might have been unlucky in the past, originally returning to the West Sea Dragon Palace to reunite with his relatives was such a great happy event, but what happened?

A teenage boy studying abroad alone is a treasure held by his parents when he comes home from vacation; a single social animal in his thirties who goes to work will inevitably be greeted by his parents when he comes home from vacation: even a daughter-in-law/husband If you can't bring it back, what do you want?It's better to raise a pig, because pigs know how to give birth!

Ao Lie lived a life that was worse than a pig in the Dragon Palace. He finally left the Dragon Palace in the name of rescuing his master Tang Xuanzang. He thought he would be free and at ease from now on, but he met a clingy little snake spirit again.

It's okay to be clingy, after all, Ao Lie has reached the age of a Huaichun boy. There is such a well-behaved, obedient and beautiful girl who has a crush on him.

In less than half a day, the cute girl turned into a flat-chested boy.

Ao Lie was greatly frightened and stimulated.

He hasn't decided whether to accept Ao Qing's admiration and pursuit, and he hasn't figured out how to persuade his father, king and mother to accept the not-so-good snake spirit daughter-in-law if the two are really together. They all thought about what to do if the two of them get married and the baby is not a dragon egg... Love between different races is too difficult. Ao Lie is not irresponsible. , then he must protect this silly girl, and no one should try to bully his wife with such things as her feet and background!

The results of it?

He just went out to get a medicine, and the prospective daughter-in-law became a brother. Is there a dragon worse than him in the world?

What's even more irritating is that there are still a bunch of stinky men waiting downstairs, hoping to see the peerless beauty of his daughter-in-law. How violent is the third prince?Even dare to burn the treasures bestowed by the Jade Emperor, let alone these wretched mortals?It happened that he was also angry, so he clenched his fists and cleared the inn.

After letting out a bad breath, my mood immediately improved a lot.Seeing the innkeeper hiding behind the cabinet like a quail, he paused, looked at the rotten tables and chairs around him, walked over, and threw a bag of excellent sea pearls into the shopkeeper's arms with a snap. Li: "The broken tables and chairs are on my head. For the rest, let me drive out those messy people! We have taken care of this inn!"

The third prince's operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the shopkeeper was scared to death. How could he dare to refute his words?Fortunately, there was this bag of sea pearls, which was enough to cover the income of their small inn for several years, and the shopkeeper knocked on the door from room to room to chase away customers without hesitation.

In fact, the other guests in the inn didn't dare to stay any longer without him chasing them away. Just now, the three princes beat up a hundred of them, and everyone saw it. Then they looked at this handsome man with a face like a crown, and said Maybe the stunning girl they are gossiping about happens to be the younger sister of this murderous god?If it were them, if some disciples dared to covet their girls, they would beat them up too, okay?

But after breakfast, the inn was completely cleaned up.

Elder Tang reclined on the couch to recuperate, holding a roll of sheepskin booklets in his hand. He managed to steal half a day's leisure in the wind, frost, rain and snow all the way. The soup and medicine are all from the snake spirit sister, no, the snake essence brother brings it up.

Ao Lie looked at the young snake spirit with a cold face, he was so angry that he couldn't speak, he drank tea one after another, and instructed the snake spirit to make a new one after drinking.

Little Snake Spirit wandered around the house for a long time like a spinning top, and was kicked out together with Ao Lie by Elder Tang: "Since you are free, go to the market to buy some medicinal snake venom for me, it happens that Ao Qing Familiar with all kinds of snakes on the Snake Pan Mountain, let her know which snake venom has what effect, which is much faster than a mortal doctor who tries medicine on his own body.

Go out alone with Xinshanglong?This can have!

Little Snake Spirit's eyes lit up, and he looked at the Third Prince with affection in his eyes.

"Let's buy it separately, don't follow me!" The third prince glared at him angrily.

This heartless person, he has decided to overcome all difficulties and try to accept a wife from the snake tribe, okay, in the blink of an eye, Meijiao Niang has become a young man, can it be possible to make him a broken sleeve?

Ao Lie seemed to feel the deep malice from Yuelao!

"Hey! I didn't expect that even the third prince would leave the single. Fortunately, there are the two of us, Junior Brother Sha, the group of five, and three single dogs. Three to two, we won!" Boss Wu clapped his fingers proudly After doing the calculations, I found out that most of them were single, and they immediately became consummated.

"This kind of thing, what is there to be proud of when you win?" Tang Xuanzang never left the scroll in his hand.

Regardless of his previous life or present life, he never thought about marrying a wife and having children. The heart of an emperor is unpredictable.

With fetters, there is a fatal weakness.

He doesn't even know where he will go in the future, let alone marry a wife, have children, and take care of his family?

Wu Hao was also a little silent. To be honest, he was even more afraid of getting married and having children here than Elder Tang.

Because he doesn't know when he will be able to leave here.Although he has never been in a relationship, his parents are the best teachers for his children. His childhood sweethearts and loving parents make Wu Cong have higher expectations for love and marriage than usual. He hopes to meet someone who can hold hands with him Through this life, just like what the wedding vows say, regardless of poverty or wealth, sickness or health, love and cherish each other until death do them apart.

He couldn't imagine that once he met the person he truly loved in this world, one day he had to leave this world, what would happen to the person he loved?What should he do?

He doesn't know why he came here, and he doesn't know when he left. The only thing he can do about the future and feelings is not to think about or touch them. ".

Just like Elder Tang, since you can't even guarantee your own future, then don't harm innocent people anymore.