Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The next moment, he looked down at the white triangle on his crotch, rabbit fluff, and sexy panties, wanting to cry without tears!

The point is, the rabbit's head is just stuck on top of the big bird, that's a naive look!

"You have clothes too, let's go."

Tang Sanzun patted Monkey King, indicating that he could go.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, can I not wear this?"

Tang Sanzan's eyes gradually became fierce, and he asked with a smile on his mouth: "It took three seconds for the teacher to catch the rabbit, and it took another minute and 12 seconds to make these pants for you, tell me Not wearing it?! Are you sure?"

Looking at the face full of threats, Sun Wukong compromised bitterly: "Wear it, can I wear it?"

Tang Sanzan's face was like the face changing in Sichuan opera, and he became gentle in an instant, and said with a smile: "My dear boy, let's go."

Following Tang Sanzan, Monkey King tilted his head, trying to figure out from which angle he could hit him to death

However, he also understands that the gap in strength is too great, and rash action is tantamount to death.

So he gave up the idea for now.

However, if you can't beat it, what if you run?

With an idea, Sun Wukong leaned forward: "Master, you are very powerful, why don't you just fly to Lingshan?"

Tang Sanzan replied casually: "Because I can't fly."

"Huh?!" Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, and a smile subconsciously hung on the corner of his mouth: "Master, are you kidding me? You are so powerful, how could you not be able to fly?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head and said, "I really can't fly."

"Oh"

"Somersault Cloud!"

With a loud cry, Tang Sanzan looked up, only to see Monkey King flying out of the sky after a somersault!He scratched his bald head and muttered, "Is this flying?"

Sun Wukong made a somersault and turned over thousands of miles. Seeing that the bald man didn't catch up, he couldn't help laughing loudly and said, "Hahaha, my old grandson is finally free! Dead thief bald, go learn the scriptures yourself!"

As soon as the word "thief bald" came out, Monkey King suddenly trembled, and then he felt something appeared above his head, covering the sun.

At the same time, the temperature around him suddenly dropped, and he felt like he was being targeted by a peerless beast.

This scene is a bit familiar

"Isn't it?"

Sun Wukong raised his head slowly, only to see a bald head on his head, looking at him with a gloomy face, grinning at her!

"Master, didn't you say you can't fly?" Sun Wukong exclaimed.

The thief bald said: "I can't fly, but I can jump! Is it strange that you do somersaults and I jump?"

Then the bald thief suddenly realized, he patted his bald head and said, "Could this be flying?"

Sun Wukong said with tears in his voice, "Of course it's flying!"

The thief bald said: "Oh, I see, the so-called flying is long jump!"

Sun Wukong has the urge to smash his head to the ground, what a brain circuit!

But the next moment, he really cried.

"Monkey, what did you call your teacher just now?"

"Master."

"No, last sentence."

"It's still Master!"

"As a teacher, I don't like to lie! If you tell the truth, being a teacher is not difficult for you."

"I call you bald."

"Look at the fist!"

Chapter 6

"I am Cao!"

boom!

A fist slammed into the ground, and a mountain was directly blasted into a huge pit!

A few minutes later, not far from the former site of Wuzhi Mountain, two figures descended from the sky.

A monk with a bald head and a pig-headed man with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"Master, didn't you say you don't want to embarrass me? Why do you still do it?" Sun Wukong rubbed his face and yelled unwillingly.

The bald head looked back at him: "As a teacher, did you embarrass you?"

Sun Wukong only felt that the temperature was dropping, and the cold sweat was streaming down his forehead, he shook his head repeatedly and said, "No, no, no."

"Amitabha, good and good, let's go, on the road."

"Master, didn't you say that you are not a monk? Why are you still reciting the Buddha's name?"

"Don't you think being a monk looks a little more bullying?"

After finishing speaking, the bald thief blinked his eyes, acting like I'm cute and weak, come and beat me up.

Sun Wukong swears that he has never seen such a cheap monk in his life!

"Master, why don't we fly to the west directly."

"No fly."

"What?"

"The process is more important than the result."

"Can we speak human language?"

"There are so many wild animals on the road, and if we miss them, it will be a pity for both us and them."

Sun Wukong roared in his heart: "I think you are the only one who regrets?!"