Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Ka Ka Ka!

The bald head was like eating a kola fruit, he crushed more than half of it with a stick!

Then the bald head wiped his mouth, grabbed the stunned Monkey King's neck with one hand, and asked, "I'm going to the west to learn scriptures, will you follow me to the west, or shall I send you to the west?"

Sun Wukong looked at this ferocious and terrifying face of the devil king, and finally compromised: "Just go and go, you pinch my neck."

The devil's face disappeared in an instant, and the bald head turned into a harmless appearance of humans and animals again. He smiled happily: "Is that right? Come on, play a monkey for me."

"bald!"

"Um?!"

Murderous!

"Have you ever seen a vulture?" Under the threat of murderous intent, Monkey King swallowed the words back in an instant.

The bald man's brain seemed to be really not working, and the topic was changed all of a sudden.

"I haven't seen it before, by the way, what is that Guanyin you always talk about?"

"It's Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"What did she tell you? I mean, news about me." Tang San buried Sun Wukong, but he still wanted to find his own memory.After all, I have lost too many memories, and I am always a little uncomfortable.

Sun Wukong followed Tang Sanzan all the way to the west, and said as he walked: "Uh, she didn't say anything, that is, you came from the east, and you are going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Let me escort you. From now on, you will be my master. It’s your apprentice, you should love each other and try not to touch your hands.”

Tang Sanzan looked at Monkey King dumbly, then scratched his bald head, and said unceremoniously and without any consideration of Monkey King's mood: "Reject!"

"Reject?!"

Sun Wukong is so aggrieved, he has been brilliant at any rate, but he was rejected by others, and he asked unwillingly: "Give me a reason!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Sun Wukong very seriously and gestured with his fingers: "Ugly, weak and useless."

Sun Wukong's expression was already extremely ferocious, as if he was about to run away at any time, he stared at the bald man who looked harmless to humans and animals and was not afraid at all: "Are you sure?!"

Chapter 5 Can You Fly

Tang Sanzan looked at Monkey King with an affirmation plus affirmation plus absolute affirmation and incomparable sincerity, nodded vigorously and said: "Sure."

dead silence between heaven and earth

Sun Wukong's eyes were red, his fists were clenched, and he was gnashing his teeth!

With a bald head and a cute face, he looks like I'm weak and you're going to beat me up.

Sun Wukong was at war between heaven and man: "This bald man is too bullying, I really want to kill him!

But looking at this guy's expression, it's clear that he hasn't beaten anyone for many years, he urgently needs a sandbag to vent his emotions, and he is waiting for the door.

If I really do it, I will probably be the one who gets killed

But forget it like that, it's too embarrassing.

How to do"

At this moment, a roar sounded: "Roar!"

A white-fronted fierce tiger with eye-catching eyes appeared in front of the two of them. The tiger roared loudly and majesticly!

At that moment, Sun Wukong seemed to see the steps to get off the horse, and turned his head suddenly to look over, and the anger of Monkey King directly suppressed it!

At the same time, the bald man looked over with a dissatisfied expression that the cooked duck was flying away.

Neither of them is a good bird's thing, condescending, looking at this white-fronted tiger with a look that I want to kill you.

The majestic white-fronted tiger just before turned into a weak, helpless, pitiful looking at the two peerless fierce gods.

"Master, leave this to me." Sun Wukong was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, and he was gearing up, as if he wanted to vent his anger.

Tang Sanzan ignored him, but looked at the white-fronted tiger very seriously, and asked, "Little tiger, I understand what you just said, you're saying I'm bald! Right?"

After Tang Sanzan finished speaking, his eyes became sharper and more ferocious.

The white-fronted tiger looked confused. Although the white-fronted tiger couldn't understand human words, it felt that the bald man was wronging him.However, Hu can't speak to others, he can only admit it.

Sun Wukong's face was black, and he said in his heart: "Damn it, the reason this bald man came up with to beat someone is too far-fetched, right?"

Feeling the crisis of life and death, the white-fronted tiger turned around and ran away with its tail clamped

As a result, a big hand and a stick fell at the same time!

boom!

After a while, the smoke curled up

A bald-headed monk and a barely-clad monkey sat feasting.

Both guys ate with mouthfuls of oil.

One is born with a gluttonous appetite and loves food the most;

One is that no meat has been eaten for more than 400 years;

The two guys were naturally very happy to eat.

After eating and drinking enough, Sun Wukong leaned against a big tree, picked his teeth and asked, "Master, aren't you a monk? Why do you still eat meat?"

Snapped!

A shoe slapped Monkey King on the face.

"You are a monk, your whole family is a monk!" Tang Sanbu cursed cursingly, and at the same time cut the white tiger skin into a tiger-headed cloak and put it on his body. His bald head was stuffed into the tiger's head, and he suddenly looked uncomfortable. So bright.

Sun Wukong couldn't understand this monk. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said that the one who came to save him was a monk. Why doesn't this guy recognize his profession?

But there is one thing he is very pleased with, that is, the bald thief acquiesced in calling him master.

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Sanzan's majestic tiger-skin cloak, and then looked at his almost bare bottom, and shouted unwillingly: "Master, give me some tiger skin? I will follow you with my bare bottom. It's yours who lost."

When Tang Sanzan heard it, he thought about it, so he nodded and said, "It makes sense."

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and said in his heart, "Finally I have clothes to wear!"

However, at the next moment, he saw that dead bald man go into the woods all of a sudden, and came out grabbing a white-haired rabbit after a while.

Sun Wukong has a bad feeling