Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Looking at the bald man in front of him, Monkey King thought that he couldn't always be beaten with him, so he gritted his teeth, took out the thick skin he had learned in Wuzhuangguan, and leaned forward: "Master, can I ask how you cultivated so powerfully?" Is it?"

Tang Sanzan looked at Monkey King dumbfoundedly and said, "Am I strong?"

Sun Wukong nodded vigorously and said: "Strong! He is the most powerful person I have ever seen!"

Tang Sanzun shook his head and said: "No, no, I'm not strong at all. In fact, I'm just an ordinary little monk. I just practiced boxing a few years ago casually. It's really nothing special."

There were black lines all over Sun Wukong's forehead, and he cursed in his heart: "You said you were not a monk just now? How come you have become an ordinary little monk now? You have only practiced boxing for a few years? Not strong? You are so fucking full of mouth. A word of truth! Pooh!"

Seeing that the bald thief refused to teach him, Sun Wukong became ruthless: "You don't teach, do you? I don't believe that you don't practice along the way. When the time comes, my grandson will steal it!"

Monkey King no longer has much confidence in fighting, but he is still very confident in stealing teachers.

However, Sun Wukong almost gave up after three days.

Because this bald man, apart from going west every day, harms all kinds of small animals, and will not let go of anything that can be eaten.

And there are so many ways to eat it!

The point is, from beginning to end, he didn't practice at all!

This made Sun Wukong suspect for a while that the bald man became stronger by eating small animals.

On this day, Tang Sanzan suddenly pulled Sun Wukong and said, "Wukong, can you change 72 times? Can you change everything?"

Monkey King said: "Yes, what's the matter?"

The next moment, Tang Sanzan jumped on Sun Wukong's back and shouted: "Wukong, turn into a horse for your teacher!"

Sun Wukong's face turned black

Three days later, exactly 500 years after Sun Wukong was suppressed, a monk came to the former site of Wuzhishan on a white horse from the Eastern Tang Dynasty!

Then, he was dumbfounded!

"It's said that there is Wuzhi Mountain here, so how did it become a grand canyon? Where's the mountain? Where's the monkey? Where's the road?"

This person is the real learner, Tang Seng!

"The monkey was taken away." At this time, a land drilled out, bitterly telling the story of Tang San's burial.Tang Seng also talked about his own background, the two of them were a couple, and immediately knew that something was wrong, someone pretended to be him, took Monkey King away in advance, and wanted to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, something was going to happen!

At this time, Liu Ding Liujia, eighteen Jialan protectors, Wufang Jiedi and other gods who guarded Tang Seng in the dark appeared.

After inquiring about the situation, they all knew that something had happened, so they quickly flew into the sky and reported the situation to Lingshan.

However, one day in the sky and one year on the earth, their news spread to the west, and then to the Tathagata and Guanyin Bodhisattva. It has been a long time since then,

Let’s say, Tang Sanzan brought Monkey King to a place with mountains, eating game and singing folk songs.

From a distance, the sound of rumbling water was heard, which was deafening.

Sun Wukong thought for a while and said: "This should be Pan Snake Mountain, Yingchou Stream, and the sound of water is the sound of water flowing in the stream."

When Tang Sanzan heard it, his eyes lit up: "There is a snake on the mountain? Is it big?"

Monkey King was speechless for a while: "Uh, I don't know."

"Go, have a look." Tang Sanzan strode forward.

Sun Wukong quickly followed.

Yingshoujian is located in the middle of Pan Snake Mountain. The high mountain breaks apart, and the waterfall falls from the sky into a large karst cave, forming a very wide underground river.

The sound of the river rushing underground came out from some caves leading to the ground, echoing throughout the valley

When the voice is high, it's like a dragon roaring, and when it's low, it's like a ghost whispering. In addition, the mountains are high and the forests are dense, the water vapor is transpiring, and the clouds and mists cover the sun all the year round, making this place look eerie.

Most people dare not come to Yingshoujian, not even a beast

Walking on the road of Yingshoujian, it is very strange to be able to clearly feel the river flowing deep in the ground under your feet.

Tang Sanzan walked forward with a harmless face holding a cookbook, followed by the bored Monkey King leading the way.

As he was walking, Monkey King suddenly stopped and looked at a cave on the ground. There was the sound of water in the depths of the cave, but it was very dark and he could not see what was inside.

Tang Sanzan walked past Monkey King: "Monkey, what are you looking at? Hurry up and go."

Sun Wukong said: "Master, there seems to be something looking at us."

"Are you hungry?" Tang Sanzan stopped and asked.

Sun Wukong shook his head: "No"

"Then let's go." Tang San walked forward without looking back.

The meaning of Tang Sanzan is very simple, if you are hungry, go down to kill and eat meat, and forget it if you are not hungry.

Sun Wukong was also speechless for this bald simple and rough brain circuit.

After the two left, a red eye opened in the cave, and a deep voice sounded: "Eating monkeys, filling stomachs, and grabbing night pearls are perfect!"

After walking for a while, the two came to the big waterfall. Listening to the deafening sound of water flow and looking at the hundreds of meters high waterfall, Tang Sanzan had a solemn face and fell into a state of meditation.

Monkey King thought that Tang Sanbu had discovered some terrible enemy, or something different.Thinking of the suspicious creature I found underwater before, I walked over with a solemn expression and asked, "Master, did you find anything?"

Tang Sanzan said very seriously: "There is a cave behind the waterfall!"

Sun Wukong asked cautiously: "And then?"

Tang Sanzun said: "I want to pee for my teacher."

Chapter 7 Show Your Talent

Sun Wukong growled with a black face: "Pee as soon as you pee, why are you so serious?"

Tang Sanzan glanced at him contemptuously and said, "Do you think I am you? You defecate anywhere!"

After finishing speaking, this guy trotted all the way to find a place where no one was peeing, and at the same time he didn't forget to turn his head and remind Monkey King: "No peeking!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: "When my old grandson stopped the Seven Fairies, he only took peaches, so I will peep at you old man?"

Tang Sanzan looked at Monkey King thoughtfully: "Then you are not allowed to peek!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanbu ran even further, and finally went directly behind the waterfall, muttering as he walked: "The seven women are not tempted, so they must like men, and they must never sleep with him in the future."

Sun Wukong didn't hear this, otherwise, he would probably go berserk and desperately.

Being idle and bored, Monkey King looked down at the huge karst cave under the waterfall. The depth of the cave was full of waves, and then looked up at the waterfall. Monkey King said with emotion: "I don't know what happened to Huaguo Mountain."