Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

A punch soared into the sky, and a mushroom cloud also lifted into the sky!

The whole Baihu Ridge is shaking...

Smoke and dust are everywhere, and sawdust is flying...

All of a sudden, all the birds were startled, all the beasts were wailing...

The smoke and dust dissipated, and a wide road ran through Baihuling. A bald man stood there sweating profusely, looking at the fist in his hand, and said in shock, "Damn it, what the hell? You scared the baby to death..."

Seeing this movement, Monkey King and the others ran over quickly, and what they saw was the broad avenue that ran through the entire Baihu Ridge.

Zhu Gang licked his lips and said: "Brother Monkey, learn a little bit, and open the way like this in the future. This way is much easier than the way that your stick pressed..."

Monkey King ignored him, but leaned over and asked Tang Sanzan: "Master, it's only three seconds, and you're done with it? Then there's no need to rush to kill the donkey, right?"

boom!

Another mushroom cloud rises into the sky!

The strength of the fist pierced through a mountain in the east...

A monkey was hanging on the top of a big tree in the distance, swaying with the wind, complaining with aggrieved face: "I hit, he hit me. If I don't hit, let him hit, he still hits!" I... obviously my waist is not good, and I don't want people to say that I don't have time... This is too bullying!"

As a result, a bald man suddenly appeared in front of the monkey, and then pinched his neck with both hands and growled: "That is also called a woman? Your uncle, I am so scared that my bones are weak!"

Sun Wukong said aggrievedly: "That is indeed a woman!"

Tang Sanzan roared: "Women are also divided into young and old, okay? Can't you tell the beautiful from the ugly?!"

Then Monkey King gave him a dull, empty, incomprehensible look.

Tang Sanzun looked at the monkey in front of him, and said weakly for a while: "Forget it, this is indeed a bit difficult for you..."

The master and apprentice got together again, Tang Sanzan said: "Zhu Gangli, in the future you explore the way and meet a woman... Forget it, you don't go either."

Tang Sanzan originally wanted Zhu Gangli to explore the way, but he resolutely gave up when he thought of the appearance of Zhu Gangli's wife Gao Cuilan in Gao Laozhuang.

Zhu Gangli knew what Tang Sanbu meant, and snorted, "Master, don't look down on me, Gao Cuilan is actually quite beautiful. It's just that my body seems to have a curse. If I want to get close to a woman, that woman will become big and round like a mother." pig……"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback and said, "Do you still have this book?"

Zhu Ganglian smiled wryly and said: "I would rather not have this ability... If she hadn't become like that, I would have already had a litter of piglets, okay? As for why I haven't done anything for so many years? In those years, I was just looking for an antidote It's..."

Tang San was dumbfounded, then pointed to the front and said: "That's okay, you go ahead to explore the way, remember, if you meet a beautiful female monster, leave it as a teacher."

Zhu Ganglu gladly took the order and set off. He was very happy about this new job. After all, the more useful it was, the farther away it would be from the pot that Sha Wujing was carrying...

On the other side, Mrs. Bone ran back to the Bone Cave, sat down on the Bone Throne, and cursed bloodlessly: "Damn...damn bald donkey... sure enough... bald donkeys are all liars!

big liar!

Lingshan is all liars!

Damn it, it was agreed that the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in Lingshan are all humble, kind, polite, and kind. What happened?

The disciples of the Tathagata Buddha have practiced for ten lives, and they have cultivated such a thing?

Eating meat, picking up girls, whatever, but the disciples you lead are more irritable than the other, and they will kill you if they don't agree with each other. Is this what people do? "

Mrs. Bones cried after cursing and cursing...

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Chapter 74 Wukong She Scolded Me 【Favorites】

In fact, Madam Bone didn't see clearly who hit her just now, all her attention was on the shiny bald head that suddenly rushed out from the corner.She didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly, her heart trembled, she lost her mind, and then she was bombarded to death for no reason.

Fortunately, she had a surrogate baby on her body, and she withstood that blow at the critical moment.And she was also frightened by the terrifying power, she ran wildly all the way, and ran back to the bone cave to scold her mother without daring to turn her head back.

Therefore, she didn't know that it was Tang Sanzun who beat her, and she still thought it was the result of the monkey's sudden intervention.

Skull Land on the side approached cautiously: "Ma'am..."

Mrs. Bones turned her head to look, and saw that the skeleton had lost both legs and was supporting the ground with both hands.

Mrs. Bone frowned and said, "What are you?"

Skeleton Land said in a crying voice: "Ma'am, you asked me to observe carefully, so I went. Who knows, before I found a good place, I saw a punch rising into the sky, the air wave rolled, and the mountain cracked rocks. Before I realized it, my lower body was gone...Madam, that Tang Sanzang is too fierce, why don't we just forget about it?"

Mrs. Bone shook her head and said, "Forget it? My old lady was beaten to death twice to expel the shell, and a life-saving magic weapon was destroyed. How can I just forget it?"

Skull Land said: "Madam, what should we do? The monkey beside Tang Seng is too fierce."

Skull Land didn't see the situation over there, he subconsciously thought that the blow was made by Monkey King, so he just said so.

Mrs. Bone sighed, and said with self-reproach: "I was reckless. I thought I was sure of everything. I didn't know that monkey reacted so quickly, but this matter is not over!"

After finishing speaking, Mrs. Bone waved her hand, and another corpse flew in. She got into the corpse, and after a while, the corpse revived and turned into a man wearing a crane cloak, holding a dragon's crutch in one hand and a rosary in the other, reciting Buddhist scriptures, The grizzled old man.

Skull Land said: "Madam, do you still want to try?"

Mrs. Bone said: "Try again! But Monk Fanna still has a little kindness in his heart. After killing two people, he will feel somewhat guilty. This time, I must wait for the best time to do it!"

Skull Land said: "Madam, I wish you great success!"

Mrs. Bone nodded, and went to block the way with a cane.

On the other side, Tang Sanzan and others were walking towards the west when they saw an old man walking towards him. The old man was staggering and panting. When he saw them, he immediately waved and shouted: "Several eminent monks, several eminent monks! Have you seen my daughter and old lady?"

The old man looked anxious, and he really looked like an old father and a good husband who worried about the safety of his daughter and wife.At this moment, Madam Bai's acting skills were on the line, and every move she made was like that real father and husband, worried, caring, and kind...

He came staggeringly, with a very clear goal, and went straight to Tang Sanzan.

It stands to reason that if the other party has a bit of conscience, seeing such an old man who cares about his daughter and wife, staggers on his feet and may fall at any time, he will step forward to help him, and at least he will let go of his guard.

However, what made Mrs. Bones depressed was that the few guys in front of her were standing there, picking their nostrils, picking out sticks, watching the show with their heads tilted, and no one came forward to help!

The worst thing was that bald guy, this guy actually sat on a big rock and didn't leave!

Mrs. Bone was puzzled, and said to herself, has her acting skills declined?Can't even fool a few idiots?

Thinking of this, Mrs. Bone didn't stop doing anything, she staggered towards Tang Sanzan, threw herself on Tang Sanzan, and at the same time shouted: "Help, help...help me..."

However, what made Madam Bone depressed was that these guys took three steps back collectively!

His body was already tilted, if he stood up at this time, it would be too fake.

Just as the so-called acting is a complete set, Mrs. Bone simply fell to the ground and cried loudly: "Oh, my waist, my legs, it hurts..."