Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

After finishing speaking, Monkey King realized that the surrounding atmosphere was not quite right, and the temperature was dropping in a straight line!

Sun Wukong looked back slowly, only to see Tang Sanzan lowered his head, his eyes were full of murderous intent, and he said with a smirk: "Wukong, it seems that you can beat a monster, right? Just you You know it’s a monster, don’t you? I’ve been waiting day and night for a monster, and you’re just going to beat me into a bloody mess like this? I’m so reluctant to do it, so you just do it for me?!”

Tang Sanzan became more and more excited as he talked, and finally roared directly.

Sun Wukong said with tears in his voice: "Master, I was thinking that you don't need to do this kind of weak little monster..."

"I don't need to do it, but you can find me a big monster? Look at the four of you, each of you is fat and fat, and you are more terrifying than monsters! You guys go ahead, how dare Mao Mao's monster show up? It's not easy. Meet a fool? Can’t you let me have fun as a teacher?! Damn it, that’s still a banshee! Banshee, banshee, do you understand?!” Tang Sanzan roared at Monkey King.

Sun Wukong said: "Why don't you deal with it for fun?"

"Get lost! Shall I play with this pool of meatballs?"

Tang Sanzun roared, but looking at the dazed-eyed monkey in front of him, he said weakly: "Forget it, you don't understand women like a monkey!"

Monkey King clicked his mouth and said aggrievedly: "How can there be a female monkey..."

boom!

Tang Sanbu turned around and hit the Rising Dragon Fist!

The next moment, Monkey King turned into a flying fire meteor, rushed to the sky, and disappeared...

Seeing this, Zhu Ganglian and Sha Wujing shivered, but they stepped on a grass and made some noise.

Tang Sanzan looked at them with a gloomy expression: "What? Are you dissatisfied by smashing things?"

"Master, you..." Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing hurriedly wanted to express their sincerity.

As a result, a fist was pushed horizontally...

boom!

The two were directly shot into the mountain...

After the punch, Tang Sanzan narrowed his eyes in comfort: "Shu Tan...it's a pity, my apprentice can't kill me."

While sighing, Tang Sanzun yawned and said: "If the three of you are not dead, hurry up and get something to eat, I'm hungry for the teacher."

The next moment, the three guys returned to Tang Sanzan in an instant, rubbing his shoulders, pressing his legs, and Monkey King quickly peeled and washed the prey he caught earlier, a roe deer, and handed it to Sha Wujing .

After a while, the smoke curled up, and the smell of barbecue began to permeate...

At the same time, Mrs. Bone was sitting in the Bone Cave, scolding Mother with an extremely embarrassing expression: "The damn monkey, it ruined my mother's good deed at a critical moment! You wait for me, sooner or later I will make you pay the price!

And that dead bald, stinky monk who humiliated me by opening and shutting his mouth. When I catch you, I will have to peel your skin, rub your bones and make soup! "

Speaking of this, Mrs. Bone looked at Skull Land and said, "Tell me about the situation just now. Until now, I don't even remember where the monkey jumped out from! It's so fucking scary..."

Skeleton Land said bitterly: "Ma'am, that monkey is too fierce, just now his stick scared me so much that I ran away..."

As soon as these words came out, Mrs. Bone's eyes flickered with coldness.

Skull Land hurriedly added: "But although the little one didn't see it, he heard something, which may be useful to Madam."

"you say!"

Skeleton Land said: "I heard that Tang Sanzan seemed to be complaining about Monkey King's attack. I didn't hear the specifics clearly, and it was intermittent. Anyway, the general meaning is this."

Chapter 73 Two Dozens of Bone Essence【For collection】

Mrs. Bone's fingers tapped lightly on the throne made of human bones, and the rattling sound of her slender fingernails echoed in the cave.

After a long time, Mrs. Bone suddenly smiled: "It seems that the monk is not only incapable of thinking, but also a kind and compassionate person. He probably didn't recognize me as a monster, and only thought that the monkey killed a good person, so he scolded me." He, ok, ok...that's easy!"

Skull Land asked curiously: "Ma'am, what should we do next?"

Mrs. Bone smiled and said: "Simple! Increase the misunderstanding and let that monkey go!"

After finishing speaking, Mrs. Bone waved her hand, and the corpse of an old lady hanging on the wall flew over. She attached to the shriveled corpse of the old lady. Frilly crone!

Mrs. Bones smiled slightly at the skeleton old man: "Since the monk doesn't know how to count, he should die a few more times. I don't believe he can still keep that fierce monkey by his side!"

Skull Land smiled and said, "Ma'am, clever!"

Mrs. Bone laughed and said: "This time you stay away and tell me everything that happened. Come back and I will ask you for details!"

Skull Land nodded again and again, expressing that it must be optimistic.

Only then did Madam Bone turn into a dark wind and go out...

Let’s talk about the other side, Tang Sanzan and the others went on the road again after eating and drinking enough, and while they were walking, Monkey King, who was exploring the road ahead, saw an old woman walking towards him!

The old woman was over eighty years old, holding a bent bamboo stick in her hand, her temples were like ice and snow, she walked slowly, her feet were weak, and her figure was thin, as if she would be blown down by a gust of wind at any time

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and said to himself: "The monster has come back again. She thought she turned into an old woman and I wouldn't know her anymore? Humph, look at me..."

While speaking, Sun Wukong was about to take out his golden cudgel, and then he shuddered suddenly, as if he remembered something, then turned around and ran back without looking back.

The old woman in the distance is naturally transformed by Mrs. Bone. Seeing the monkey turn around and run away, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, she thought to herself: "Sure enough, even though that bald man is not popular, he also has a rotten and kind heart." Thinking about it, I will reprimand the monkey so much that I don’t dare to act recklessly. If this is the case, it will be easy to handle.”

The old woman walked forward with a smile...

On the other side, Monkey King ran wildly all the way, turned a corner and came to Tang Sanzan, and shouted excitedly: "Master, Master, that monster is back!"

When Tang Sanzan heard this, he who was lying on the horseback yawning bored suddenly sat up: "Really?"

Sun Wukong nodded vigorously.

Tang Sanzan seemed a little worried about the monkey, so he asked, "Male or female?"

Sun Wukong said: "Female!"

Tang Sanzan was overjoyed immediately: "Hahaha... that's all right, disciples, you are waiting here! As a teacher, come as soon as you go!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan rushed forward alone...

Tang Sanzan took three steps and made two steps, one sprint came to the corner, and the moment he turned around, he subconsciously said: "Niu, make an appointment..."

Before he could say the following words, he saw a dying old woman with wrinkled face and more age spots than pockmarks standing in front of him. The two of them were almost face to face, mouth to mouth!

Tang Sanzan could even smell the leek box in the other party's mouth!

Mrs. Bone didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly, her eyes lit up, and she shouted excitedly: "Elder!"

Tang Sanzan also shouted: "Oh, I'm going!"

boom!