Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Mrs. Bone rolled her eyes and said: "You monk, why are you talking nonsense? How do you look like a monster?"

Tang San said righteously: "It's not a monster, why are your chest muscles so exaggerated? You open me to check, if there is no problem, then you are innocent."

Mrs. Bone's face turned black immediately, and her tiger teeth rattled: "Are you really a monk?"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment, only then did he remember his identity, so he clasped his hands together and said solemnly, "Amitabha took off his clothes?"

Zhu Gangyan, Sha Wujing, and Mrs. Bone petrified in situ

The three roared in their hearts at the same time: "Are you really a monk? You can't leave your clothes without taking off your clothes? How about you be a human being?!"

Tang Sanzan continued: "The poor monk is an ordinary little monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, with no strength to restrain a chicken, white, tender, tender, plump and juicy.

Zhu Ganglian couldn't bear it anymore, and said in a low voice: "Master, we are here to learn scriptures, not to sell vegetables, can we be more serious and talk properly?"

Tang Sanzan tilted his head and said: "It's very serious to be a teacher. I'm really just an ordinary little monk who has practiced boxing on and off for two years."

After finishing speaking, he blinked cutely.

Zhu Ganglian directly looked up at the sky, too lazy to speak.

Then Mrs. Bone's eyes lit up, and she said in her heart: "This is the reincarnation of the golden cicada? A good man in the tenth life, and a practice in the tenth life, have cultivated such a thing? Except for his appearance, he seems to have no brains? It seems that this Tang monk Meat, it won't be too troublesome to eat!"

Thinking of this, Mrs. Bone smiled and said: "It turns out that he is an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. I'm sorry."

Tang Sanbu said: "Don't be rude, don't be rude, you should prove that you are not a monster. Gohan, take the teacher's magnifying cough cough, and look at the demon mirror!"

Mrs. Bone's face darkened again, and this time she couldn't help it anymore, and roared on the spot: "Are you a monk sick? If it weren't for my parents to worship Buddha, I would care about you?"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback by the yelling, then scratched his bald head and said, "Is that so? I'm sorry, the main reason is that I'm too weak, let alone a monster. I'm afraid even bigger dogs don't have enough to eat, so I'm sorry. You are even more afraid of monsters. Be careful, and don't blame if you get offended."

When Mrs. Bone saw Tang Sanzan say this, the resentment in her heart dissipated a lot, she waved her hand and said, "Forget it, I forgive you."

Tang Sanzang smiled happily: "Thank you Bodhisattva!"

Then the bald thief suddenly lowered his voice, and asked suspiciously: "The female Bodhisattva is not a monster, so her chest would not be so exaggerated, but she was afraid of being clicked by a thief, so she hid the meat buns inside?

Female Bodhisattva, the poor monk is hungry all the way westward, can you share your two meat buns with the poor monk? "

Mrs. Bone's smile froze again, and she said with a black face: "Hehe, Elder, can we not be joking?

Now that the elder is hungry, I have rice in the green pot, and fried gluten in the green bottle for you to eat, I hope you don't dislike it. "

"I hate it, of course I hate it! The poor monk is a serious monk and only eats meat, not vegetarian! Female Bodhisattva, let the poor monk share a meat bun."

The bald man immediately shook his head and shouted.

When Mrs. Bone heard this, her eyeballs almost rolled up on the top of her head, she gritted her teeth and said, "Aren't monks not allowed to eat meat?"

Tang Sanzan shook his head and said, "Who said that? Our monks in the Eastern Tang Dynasty are different from yours. We not only eat meat, but we can also marry wives."

Speaking of this, Tang Sanzan leaned over, pointed at his cute face and said, "Bodhisattva, are you married? If not, what do you think of me?"

Mrs. Bones froze in place. She found that she couldn't understand the bald man in front of her, and couldn't even keep up with the bald man's brain circuit.

However, she rolled her eyes, thought about it, and said with a smile: "Elder, the little girl has never been married. If the elder can really marry a wife, the little girl really doesn't mind."

Hearing this, Tang Sanjian laughed, and laughed loudly: "Success, then it's settled. When my eldest apprentice comes back, we will go to your house to worship and get married, and try to give birth to the baby tomorrow!"

Mrs. Bone's face became even darker, and she roared in her heart: "Your family will have a baby tomorrow? You should go to the underworld to adopt it?"

On the face of Mrs. Bone, she nodded with a smile on her face and said, "It's good elder, why don't you eat something first?"

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Chapter 72 Roll a ball and play 【For collection】

While talking, Mrs. Bone took a step forward. At this moment, Mrs. Bone felt the danger ahead, looked down, and just saw the circle drawn by Monkey King.She frowned slightly, then looked at the stupid, not very smart bald man in front of her, and said with a smile: "Elder, this bottle is too heavy, why don't you come over and get something to eat?"

After Tang Sanzun looked at it, he shook his head and said, "I won't eat buns without meat."

"I don't just have gluten and rice here, but also other things. Come and see if there is anything that suits your taste." Mrs. Bone didn't give up.

Tang Sanzan continued to shake his head and said: "If you don't go, I will eat those two meat buns you hid. If you give it to me, I will go. If you don't give it, forget it."

Mrs. Bone heard that there were black lines on her forehead, and she was so angry that she even scolded the perverted and bald, but she said: "You are so impatient, anyway, sooner or later, you will belong to me. Come here... ..."

After finishing speaking, Mrs. Bones lowered her head shyly.

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan hadn't reacted yet. Zhu Ganglian's eyes were already red, and he said to Sha Wujing, "Damn it, even Master with a steel brain can get girls?"

Sha Wujing snorted and said: "You also know that he can't make it, there must be something wrong with him."

Zhu Gang was taken aback for a moment, then frowned slightly and said, "You mean, she is?"

Sha Wujing said: "Are you really stupid to think of a master? The master is a thief! This is first to get addicted to talking, then to get rich, and finally to practice boxing!"

Zhu Gangli was dumbfounded for a moment, and then suddenly realized something, something was wrong, why did this usual silly Sha Wujing suddenly become enlightened?Then Zhu Ganglu realized one thing, Sha Wujing could be the personal bodyguard of the Jade Emperor, so it is impossible for him to have a bad brain.On the contrary, the one who can sit in that seat is definitely a genius!This guy is pretending to be silly!

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On the other side, Tang Sanzan walked towards Madam Bone eagerly, and said as he walked, "How embarrassing this is."

Mrs. Bone winked and said, "Which one does the elder want to eat?"

Tang Sanzan laughed and said: "This... the poor monk always pays attention to the method of fate, let the poor monk pinch it, and see which one is more destined to eat with the poor monk!"

While speaking, Tang Sanzan was about to cross the circle!

A cold light flickered in the depths of Mrs. Bone's eyes. At the same time, she secretly glanced at Zhu Gangyi and Sha Wujing. Seeing that the distance between them was still far away and their attention was not on this side, she said in her heart: "God helped me, such a distance, such an opportunity. , you can catch Tang Sanzan and turn around and leave!"

Seeing that Tang Sanzan was about to leave the circle, Mrs. Bone's little heart was beating wildly.

Tang Sanzan is also gearing up, looking like the rain is coming after a long drought!

At this moment, there was a loud shout, and both of them were stunned.

Then I saw a monkey descend from the sky, waved a big iron rod in his hand, and smashed it down: "Monster, don't hurt my master!"

boom!

Mrs. Bones was directly beaten into a puddle of meat by Monkey King!

Then a spirit went into the ground and fled away in an instant.

Sun Wukong slammed the stick in his hand, and shouted domineeringly: "Master, you have been fooled, this is not a big girl, this is a monster!"