Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Each of these things looks scarier than monsters, which monster would dare to come to the door when they see them?

But each one of them was very cautious and careful, even if they wanted to find a reason to give them two punches...

Now this fist is about to fart, I hope it won't disappoint me here.

Oh my god, let's reward a monster..."

When Sha Wujing heard this, his back was wet with cold sweat, and he said that he was glad that he was careful and didn't give this bald man a chance, and at the same time, he silently recited a sentence for the monster on the mountain: "Amitabha!"

When a few people were talking nonsense, no one noticed that there was a skull buried behind a big rock a hundred meters away.

The skull is half in the soil and half on the ground, with its ears facing the direction of Tang Sanzan and the others. Lord Skull Land!

After a while, the skeleton land came to the bone cave and shouted: "Madam, madam! Those monks are here!"

Madam Bone asked excitedly: "Have you entered our territory?"

Skull Land smiled and said, "Come in! It's in Tiger Mighty Valley!"

Mrs. Bone smiled happily: "It's good when we arrive, it's good when we arrive!"

Speaking of this, Mrs. Bone also felt a little guilty: "The Tang monk is easy to catch, but the problem is that the monkey around him is really difficult..."

Skull Land smiled and said, "Ma'am, you don't need to worry."

Madam Bone raised her eyebrows and said, "How do you say that?"

Skeleton Land said: "Just now I eavesdropped on their conversation, just like the information I got before, that Tang Seng is just an ordinary little monk, with no skills and timidity.

He can get here thanks to Sun Wukong...

However, although the monkey is powerful, it is not a smart person.When he arrived at Baihuling, he also said that there were no monsters on the mountain, so that the Tang monk could feel at ease.If it wasn't for the Tang Seng who was afraid of death and forced him to arrange a life-saving formation, he even planned to go to Huazhai regardless of anything. "

When Mrs. Bone heard this, her eyes lit up: "You mean, that monkey went to Huazhai?"

Skull Land said: "Exactly!"

Mrs. Bone was overjoyed: "Hahaha, good, good, good! God help me!"

"Ma'am, the monk's skin is tender and fleshy, so it's plump and juicy, I'm sure you'll be satisfied." Skull Land said with a chuckle.

Mrs. Bone smiled and said: "Okay, okay, when Tang Seng is caught, your benefits will be indispensable."

Skeleton Land is overjoyed to hear the news!

Mrs. Bone followed Skull Land to a hidden place, and carefully observed Tang Sanzan and others in the valley. When she saw the white and tender little monk, her eyes began to shine, and she licked her red lips with her long tongue. , Hehe said: "It's a pity that this monk ate it in one bite..."

"Ma'am, what shall we do now?" Skeleton Land didn't dare to answer Mrs. Bone's words, and directly changed the topic and asked.

Mrs. Bones hummed: "Without the monkey, the others are nothing to worry about."

Skull Land said: "Madam, those two big idiots are scarier than me, I'm afraid they also have some skills, you have to be careful."

Mrs. Bone laughed and said, "Do you know the difference between me and you?"

Before Skull Land could speak, Mrs. Bone pointed to her brain and said, "Your skull is empty, but mine has a brain! One stupid monk, two big stupid ones, aren't you playing casually? Just wait and see how I can play with them and bring that monk back to drink blood and eat flesh!"

"Yes, ma'am!" Skull Land commanded.

Madam Bai beckoned, and a dry skin bag hanging on the wall flew over, and Madam Bone blended into it. The next moment, the skin bag swelled up like a blow, and then blood flowed, and in an instant, a shriveled corpse turned into a The girl with a beautiful face and a bright face can't say enough about her delicate features, white teeth and red lips, holding a green sand pot in her left hand and a green magnetic bottle in her right hand. She smiled slightly, and then went straight to Tang Sanbu from west to east!

At the same time, Tang Sanzan was sitting there humming a ditty in boredom:

"Little little monster, where are you? Hurry up and get into my brother's arms, my brother will help you upgrade..."

While singing, I saw a woman walking from a distance, with white teeth and red lips, icy muscles and jade bones, emerald eyebrows, almond eyes and silver stars, body like Yanzang willow, voice like Yingying forest.The point is, this woman's clothes are half open, and her breasts are half exposed.As he walked, his waist twisted, making people tremble wildly!

wow...

The sound of saliva falling to the ground sounded.

Tang Sanzan frowned and looked to the side, only to see Zhu Ganglu sitting up while wiping his saliva, hehe said: "Master, the mountains are high and the forests are dense, and there is no way to go to the village or back to the store, why did a woman suddenly come out?" Is this wrong? Junior Brother Sha, protect Master, and I, the old pig, will go and have a look!"

A cold light flashed in Tang Sanzan's eyes!

Zhu Gangli couldn't help but shivered, he came back to his senses in an instant, and said quickly: "Master, why don't I look at the burden and you go and see it?"

PS: It’s Chinese New Year, Tang Sanzan said: Apprentices, I will keep your red envelopes for you, is it okay?Happy New Year everyone!

Chapter 71 Show Your Body

Only then did Tang Sanzan's gaze soften, then he shook his head and said, "You idiot, what nonsense are you talking about? How dare you run around like a weak teacher? In case she's a monster, I'll give you a hand as soon as I get out of your senior brother." The circle drawn, isn’t that the sheep entering my mouth and the sheep entering the tiger’s mouth?”

Zhu Ganglian rolled his eyes and said with a dry smile, "Master, just tell me what to do."

Tang Sanbu straightened his cassock and said, "Look at him as a master!"

Tang San got up, took a deep breath, faced the direction of the valley where the woman came, and shouted forcefully: "Girl, where are you going? Talk to brother?"

Pfft!

Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing sat down on the ground, rolled their eyes, and wailed in their hearts: "You have completely lost the face of the Tathagata Buddha!"

Then the two realized one thing, it seemed that no matter how much the bald man lost, he was also the one who lost the real monk

Thinking of this, the two looked at each other and said silently at the same time: "Amitabha"

When the walking Mrs. Bones heard this, her feet went limp and almost fell to the ground!

As a monster for so many years, she has eaten countless people, and it was the first time she encountered it when she asked directly.

Mrs. Bone gave Tang Sanzan a blank look and said, "You monk, why are you so rude?"

Tang San said: "What courtesy should I ask for a monster?"

Hearing this, Mrs. Bone was taken aback, Zhu Gangli was also a little confused, and asked Sha Wujing in a low voice: "Master also has sharp eyes?"

Sha Wujing said: "I don't know, I haven't heard of it."

The two were muttering to each other, Tang Sanzan continued: "There is no place in front of the village and no shop in the back, and you are in the deep mountains and old forests. You are a woman walking around, what is it if you are not a monster? Disciples, the logic of being a teacher, there is no wrong?"

"That's right! Master!" Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing responded at the same time.

Mrs. Bone was annoyed: "You monk, you are talking nonsense, what do you know?

The name of this mountain is Baihuling, which is afraid of snakes and beasts. My home is in the west, not far from here.It was almost noon at this time, and the little girl brought some food to eat for the guests who hoeed the field, so why couldn't she leave alone? "

Tang Sanzang patted his bald head thoughtfully, stared at Mrs. Bone and said, "Although what you said is very reasonable, I still think you are a monster!"