Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Mrs. Bone said: "Drinking animal blood is an insult to me!"

Skull Land is gone again.

Another three days...

Mrs. Bone was so hungry that her chest was pressed against her back. She touched the chest that was originally a D and now it was almost an A, and said with grief and indignation: "Isn't this bald man from Lingshan too unpunctual? This is too fucked up." !"

"Ma'am..." Skull Land just opened his mouth.

Mrs. Bone suddenly turned her head to look at a passing boa constrictor, and then said with a ferocious smile, "You, come here and insult me!"

The boa constrictor looked at Mrs. Bone in a daze.

The next moment, he was pressed to the ground by Mrs. Bone, and Mrs. Bone roared: "Drink! Drink! Drink, mother! Don't wait for me! Insult, just insult, it's better than starving to death!"

On a high hillside, a woman hugged a big snake, biting each other's seven-inch mouth and sucking blood...

As a result, she only took one sip, and she felt sick for a long time, and then she continued to drink...

At the end, she drank three sips and spit one, but in order to ensure that she could catch the bald man in full bloom, she still fought hard!

In the end, she was full and touched her chubby belly. Madam Bone cried out with tears in her eyes, "This is the worst blood I've ever drank in my life...it's so uncomfortable..."

As soon as the words fell, I heard a cheap swishing voice from the east: "Hey! Is there anyone? I am a white, tender and watery monk from Tang Dynasty in Dongtu. The meat is fresh and tender, plump and juicy, suitable for steaming after washing. ah!"

Hearing this cry, Mrs. Bone and Skeleton Land were stunned, and then Mrs. Bone's tears couldn't stop streaming down...

At this moment, the big boss of Baihuling, Madam Bone, cried...

Her emotions were incomparably complicated, incomparably excited...

In the end, Mrs. Bone got up, threw the big snake in her arms on the ground, stepped on it twice, and cursed: "Fuck! Did he do it on purpose?"

On the other side, Tang Sanzan and his party came to a high mountain. From a distance, the mountain range was undulating, with overlapping peaks and rocks, surrounded by ravines and bays.

Like a ferocious tiger crawling on the ground, it is extremely ferocious!

If you look carefully, you can see tigers and wolves walking in formations in the mountains, and muntjacs and deer walking in groups.There are countless roe deer, and the mountain is full of foxes and rabbits.A thousand-foot boa constrictor and a ten-thousand-foot long snake are entrenched on it.The boa constrictor sprays mist, and the long snake spits strange wind.The roadside is full of thorns. It can be said that people cannot walk and horses cannot walk. This is definitely not a good place!

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang said bitterly: "Tuermen, this mountain is so dangerous that there may be mountain spirits and ghosts blocking the way. When we meet them, you should protect them and be teachers."

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan shouted to the opposite side: "Is there anyone? I am a white and tender monk from Tang Dynasty. The meat is fresh and tender, plump and juicy, suitable for steaming after washing!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglu, Sha Wujing and others are speechless, are they afraid?

Can a scared person tell such an inhuman lie?

But everyone also knows that during the past half a year, they can be said to have been on a peaceful journey. Occasionally, there were two little monsters who didn't open their eyes, and they didn't need Monkey King to take action. In order to prevent themselves from being eaten, the pig just killed them.

Although this bald man eats well, he has already farted.

Now seeing a high mountain with high mountains, dense forests and dense smog, this guy has committed the disease of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger again, so they collectively rolled their eyes and ignored him, and went straight down the mountain.

When Sun Wukong came to Baihuling, he didn't talk nonsense, he took out his golden cudgel and hit the ground hard on the mountains, only to hear a bang and the mountains shook!

Sun Wukong yelled: "Get out, my grandson!"

With a roar, the tigers, leopards, wolves and bears in the mountain ran away in fright, the big snake shrank its head, and the giant python returned to the cave, trembling, and no longer had the fierce appearance just now.

Sun Wukong swung the golden cudgel again and smashed it in front of him. All the bushes and thorns were swept away, and he forcibly opened a path on the mountain.

After finishing all this, Sun Wukong turned around and asked Tang Sanzan for credit: "Master, the road is cleared, we can go."

Tang Sanzan said sadly: "Wukong, why are you making such a big noise? What if you attract monsters in the mountains? Next time, keep your voice down, let's go in and go quietly, and don't be fooled." Found."

After finishing speaking, Tang San buried his horse in his belly and walked up the mountain, shouting as he walked: "Is anyone there? I am a white, tender and watery monk from Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. The meat is fresh and tender, plump and juicy , suitable for steaming after washing!"

The foreheads of Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing and others were suddenly covered with black lines...

Sha Wujing murmured: "Master has not lost the good meat along the way, why is he still so cheating?"

Zhu Gangli said: "Master must have not bathed for a long time, and I want to find a free bathhouse."

Sha Wujing said: "Actually, I can rub it for him..."

Zhu Gang rolled his eyes at him and said: "If you are a beautiful fairy, he will rub you every day. It's a pity, you are a bad guy!!"

Over there, Tang Sanzan yelled and yelled, but didn't see any mountain spirits and wild monsters responding to him, and sighed: "Hey, no monsters came after shouting for so long. There should be no monsters on this mountain... This time the poor monk is relieved."

Zhu Gang said: "Master, what are you worried about?"

Tang Sanzan said solemnly: "As a teacher, I have no power to restrain a chicken, and all the way to the west depends on you, especially your senior brother. Now I am hungry, and I have not dared to say it, because I am afraid that your senior brother will go out to eat. Occasionally there are monsters coming to the door. Now I have been testing for a long time, but I haven’t seen half a monster, so there should be no monsters. Wukong, you can go to Huazhai without worry. Remember, fat picker!”

Hearing this, everyone was speechless for a while again. This guy's ability to pretend to be a pig is getting better and better. If they don't know the horror of this fellow too well, they might believe him just by looking at his weak and powerless appearance. What a lie.

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Chapter 70 Circle Pit 【For Collection】

In addition, is it really for Huazhai to eat?Hunting means hunting, returning the whole food, and returning fertilizer... Pooh!

Sun Wukong frowned and said, "Master, since you're hungry, I'll go to fight...well, it's time to eat."

After finishing speaking, Monkey King was about to take off into the sky, Tang Sanzan shouted: "Disciple, wait a minute. You are still a little scared as a teacher when you leave, why don't you set up a formation for the teacher or something?"

Sun Wukong's face was black, and he said in a low voice: "Master, there is no monster here, so we don't have to act so seriously, right?"

Tang Sanzan said seriously: "I'm just an ordinary little monk, firstly, I'm not as ugly as you, and secondly, I'm not Wufan, Wujing looks fierce, and of course I'm afraid in this place with high mountains and dense forests."

Seeing this showman, Sun Wukong was completely convinced, took out his golden cudgel and drew a circle around Tang Sanzhu and said: "Master, this is the circle drawn by my old grandson, don't care about any monsters, as long as you come out He will not be able to hurt you in a short while. My old grandson will come to rescue you immediately after sensing it."

After finishing speaking, Sun Wukong lowered his voice and said, "Master, are you relieved this time?"

Tang Sanzan waved his hands and said, "Go, go, remember the fertilizer fasting!"

Monkey King shook his head helplessly, soared into the sky, stood in the sky and looked around to find a suitable target, and then went all the way to the north.

Sha Wujing scratched his head and muttered, "Second Senior Brother, you said Senior Brother just draws such a circle, does it work?"

Zhu Gangli hehe said: "That's not the circle drawn by the big brother, it's the pit dug by the master! What kind of good food do you really expect to turn into this crappy place? What can compare to that who has practiced for thousands of years or ten thousand years?" Is the monster's flesh and blood delicious?"

Sha Wujing was dumb...

There was nothing left and right, Zhu Ganglian directly found a big tree and closed his eyes to rest.

Sha Wujing consciously leaned over to rub Tang Sanzan's shoulders, but in the end he heard the bald thief muttering:

"In the future, apprentices will have to accept those who seem weak and easy to bully...