Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The woman raises her hand again!

Snapped!

That skull is rolling downhill again

When the little skull was so tired that it was about to fall apart, it crawled back, and said with a mouthful mouth: "Madam, it's pretty, it's really pretty, but I respect Madam, I dare not look at it!"

When the woman heard this, she nodded in satisfaction and said: "You land bastard, what you said is not bad, what's the matter!"

Skull Land stood up cautiously, and said in a low voice: "Madam, I have caught everyone within a hundred miles. The rest either ran away or committed suicide. I really can't catch them again." what"

When he said this, Skull Land's voice trembled, obviously he was afraid.

However, to his surprise, Mrs. Bone was in a particularly good mood today, and said with a rare smile: "You don't have to go out to find blood slaves these days."

Skeleton Land was stunned: "I'm not looking for it anymore? But how to maintain the blood array? If the Majesty blames it?"

Mrs. Bone waved her hand and said, "Don't worry about it, just do as I tell you."

For his practice these years, you have done a lot of things. There is no credit but hard work. I will speak for you.

Don't do anything these days, just go to the east and squat to see if there are any monks coming from the east. """

Skull Land asked in astonishment, "Monk?"

Mrs. Bone didn't hide it either, and explained generously: "That is not an ordinary monk. It is Jin Chanzi, a disciple of Buddha Tathagata, who has cultivated the flesh body in ten lifetimes. He has immeasurable merits and virtues. If he can eat a mouthful of his flesh and drink his flesh blood, you can live forever! When I eat his meat, drink his blood and vomit

My old lady will only eat meat and not drink blood from now on, vomit

Damn it, I don't want to hear the words written in blood again!

呕”

After retching for a long time, Mrs. Bone said: "At that time, I will be able to untie the blood contract on my body, and then we will run far away, and we will never give blood sacrifices to that dead ghost again!"

When Skull Land heard this, his eyes lit up, but then he was filled with endless fear, and said in a low voice: "Madam, keep your voice down, don't be overheard by the majesty."

While calming down the idea of ​​vomiting, Mrs. Bone said: "It's okay, as long as we don't stimulate him, he won't wake up in a short time."

Skeleton Land didn't dare to continue this topic, and changed the topic: "Madam, the little god has heard about Tang Monk, but I'm afraid this meat is not so easy to eat.

Although Jin Chanzi has no practice in this life, his mortal body is nothing to worry about.

However, I heard that the one who protected Tang Monk on his journey to the west this time was the Monkey King, the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago.At the beginning, he even almost made a hole in the heavenly court, but now he is traveling west, if you meet him, you may be in a lot of trouble. "

Mrs. Bone Madam said carelessly and condescendingly:

"It's just a mountain monkey, nothing to worry about!

Just keep an eye on him, he is coming, I have a way to catch him to eat meat and drink blood!

By the time

I guarantee that you can also eat a mouthful of Tang Monk's meat, drink a mouthful of Tang Monk's blood, and live forever with me!

"Wow Ka Ka Ka"

Skull Land was overjoyed when he heard the words, and shouted excitedly: "Madam lives forever! Madam is eternal!"

Mrs. Bone waved her hand vigorously and said: "Go, don't let me down! Remember, just keep an eye on it, don't startle the snake!"

"Here!"

Skull Lands went downhill immediately.

Mrs. Bone stood on the White Tiger Ridge in a red dress, her eyes gleamed coldly, and the corner of her mouth was cold: "I practiced the wrong exercises back then, and my strength increased greatly but my lifespan was limited. , I can go through it too! At least, I don’t have to be controlled by him anymore.”

Speaking of this, Mrs. Bone also had a little worry in her eyes: "It's just that the monkey is not easy to deal with. We must think of a perfect plan to drive the monkey away.

As long as there is a chance to meet Tang Seng alone, whether it is frying or frying, is it up to me? "

However, what makes Mrs. Bones depressed is that

A day later, Skull Land ran over: "Ma'am, that Tang Monk hasn't arrived yet!"

Madam Bone wondered: "The dead ghost told me clearly back then, it should be at this time. Calculate the time, it should be here? Did you show it?"

The Skeleton Land said bitterly: "How can the small one dare to relax about the things arranged by the madam? Although the small one is no longer the land of this mountain, there are still some abilities to drive the birds and beasts to act as eyeliners. Besides, Baihuling It’s not too big, there are only two roads coming from the east and going west, so it’s impossible not to miss them when they come.”

Mrs. Bone frowned, waved her hand and said, "It's okay, I've just had enough blood, and I can survive for a few more days, let's go!"

Skull Land nodded, and immediately went to stare at the movement in the east again.

But at this moment, on the way to learn scriptures in the west, a monk is riding on a white horse, a monkey is leading the horse in front, a three-meter-tall pig is carrying luggage, and a four-meter-tall man is on the other side. Carrying a cow of unknown breed, he walked by the side, and from time to time cut a piece of meat from the cow and put it into the hot pot in front of the monk.

The monk was eating hot pot and singing, all the way west

A few people are not in a hurry, anyway, they are not serious, just walk around like this, taking care of the homeless animals all the way

Therefore, it was originally a year ahead of schedule, but now it has seriously exceeded the time limit.

Of course, the group of them obviously didn't care too much about this point.

But it was hard for Mrs. Bones who woke up on time. One day she was hungry and she was fine, and two days could last. After three or five days, her eyeballs were red!

Chapter 69 Insult me ​​【For collection】

On this high mountain, facing the strong wind from the east, a woman looked at the east with tears in her eyes, muttering to herself, "It's been a week, why don't you come here?"

Gollum...

Her stomach let out a very cooperative growl.

Skull Land popped up at this time: "Madam, why don't you sleep for a while."

Mrs. Bone shook her head stubbornly and said: "Don't sleep! If I oversleep, how can I live forever? The opportunity is rare, once in a thousand years, I must grasp it! You show me!"

Skull Land scratched his head and said, "Madam, why don't you just drink some animal blood?"

Mrs. Bones waved her hand and said, "Get lost!"

A gust of wind blew, and another three days passed.

There is still no monk in the east...

A boa constrictor passed by the foot of the mountain...

Skull Land asked again: "Madam, if you can't take it any longer, just take a bite. Although it's not as delicious as human blood, it's not a solution to be hungry after all..."