Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Mrs. Bones said in her heart, you should come and help me this time, right?

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Bang!

Sha Wujing took out a set of horses from the big basket, put it on the ground, wiped it clean with his sleeve, and shouted: "Master, brothers, sit down."

Everyone sat down one by one, and then Sha Wujing began to divide the watermelons and melon seeds...

For a while, the small valley was filled with the sound of eating melon seeds and the sound of gnawing watermelon.

A few guys just ate the watermelon, nibbled on the melon seeds, and looked at the wailing Madam Bone in front of them.

When Mrs. Bone saw the attitude of these bastards, she immediately rolled her eyes angrily, and shouted: "Do you still have any conscience? I am already like this, so it's fine if you don't help me, and you still eat melons to watch the fun?"

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzun clapped his hands and said, "Benefactor, you are right! How could we do this!"

Mrs. Bone's heart trembled, thinking that there was something going on, so she said quickly: "The eminent monk still has a conscience, why don't you come over and help me?"

But before he finished speaking, Tang Sanzan waved his hand, and Sha Wujing took out half a roasted animal leg from the basket, which was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, full of fragrance.

Then Sha Wujing took out a sharp long knife, sliced ​​off the meat from the beast's leg, and put it into Tang Sanzan's mouth.

Tang Sanzun was eating meat, nibbling melon seeds, looking at Mrs. Bone, and said with a look of enjoyment: "You should watch it while eating barbecue, benefactor, leave me alone, please continue your crying."

Mrs. Bone was dumbfounded, she sat there, looked at Tang Sanzan blankly, and asked after a while: "Are you... are you really a monk?"

Tang Sanzan pointed to his bald head, then pointed to the cassock on his body, and said, "With this outfit, is there anything more formal than the poor monk? Donor, hurry up and cry... The journey of the poor monk is too boring. Yes, let us watch more."

Mrs. Bone finally understood, the f*cking monk in front of her is not a monk, but a bastard!

He couldn't go on acting anymore, pointing at Tang Sanzan and roaring: "I'm getting old, I fell down and cried, it's fine if you don't sympathize, you still let me continue? Can you do it alone?"

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan frowned.

Mrs. Bone thought that she hurt this heartless monk, so she continued to curse: "As a monk, shouldn't you be merciful? I have been a monk for dozens of years, and there are no less than a hundred monks, and there is no one like you. You are so hard-hearted! Have you cultivated all your practice on dogs?"

Mrs. Bone's purpose is very clear, scolding the bald man so that he has to come over to help him because of his shame, then she will have a chance to take advantage of it.

However, as soon as Mrs. Bone scolded, she saw the bald man tilt his head and said to Monkey King: "Wukong, he scolded me."

(.) Journey to the West: Funeral Corps

Chapter 75 Tang San Burial of Wake-up Qi【For collection】

"Wukong beat him!" Tang Sanzan shouted.

Sun Wukong was stunned, and said in a low voice: "Master, you won't do it yourself this time?"

Tang Sanzun gave him a blank look and said: "Don't talk nonsense, the master is just an ordinary little monk, he has no strength to restrain a chicken, how can he do it?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said via voice transmission: "Master, can we speak human language?"

Tang Sanzan whispered: "It's too ugly, another man, I can't do it."

Sun Wukong: "R&"

The next moment, before Mrs. Bone could react, a fist came towards her, and Monkey King yelled: "Monster, watch the fist!"

boom!

Mrs. Bone was directly sent flying out!

In an instant, a three-meter-high pig, a four-meter-high strong man, one waved his fist, and the other raised his hand to surround Mrs. Bone in the middle and beat him up!

Mrs. Bones is so depressed, why didn't she do anything?If you say a wrong word, you will be served with fists

What is this called?

She blocked it twice from left to right, but she couldn't stop it. Seeing that the three men were about to kill them fiercely, she shouted unwillingly: "Grand Monk, help!".

As soon as she looked up, she saw Tang Sanzan standing behind, persuading him anxiously: "Wukong, Wuhan, Wujing, don't hit me! Don't hit me, use this!"

Mrs. Bone just wanted to say that this guy still has a bit of conscience, but when she saw the bald man yelling not to hit him, he handed the rake and shovel to Zhu Ganglu and Sha Wujing, and Mrs. Bone was instantly furious and scolded : "Bullshit monk!"

Then he was hit on the head with a stick by Monkey King, his brain burst and he died!

This time, Mrs. Bone repeated her old trick, once again she lost her mind and soul, and cast the earth escape to go away in an instant.

Monkey King saw it clearly, and was about to catch up, but was stopped by Tang Sanzan: "Let him go."

Sun Wukong said: "Master, let her go now?"

Tang Sanzun said: "What if she becomes more beautiful next time?"

Sun Wukong: ""

On the other side, Mrs. Bone ran all the way back to the Bone Cave, sat on the Bone Throne, panting, and said with a towering chest: "Bullshit monk, dead bald, bald bastard! You are still human?!"

This scolding lasted for half an hour

At this moment, Skull Land rushed all the way, shouting: "Madam, don't scold, don't scold!"

Madam Bone said angrily: "If you can't beat it, can you still scold me?"

Skeleton Land said: "Madam, if you continue to scold for a while, they will walk out of Baihu Ridge!"

Mrs. Bones was stunned: "So fast?"

Skeleton Land said: "The previous blow pierced through Baihu Ridge, reducing the distance by more than half. They rode fast on horseback, and they might have to go out."

Madame Bone suddenly realized, and hurriedly chased after Skull Land.

As soon as the two people came out of the cave, they saw several figures in the distance had already walked out of the range of Baihu Ridge!

On the white horse, the bald man seemed to be asleep while lying on the horse's back. You could see this guy drooling from afar.

Seeing this scene, Mrs. Bone's tears couldn't stop streaming down, she patted her thigh and cried, "My old lady hasn't eaten Tang Monk's meat yet, why did he leave!"

At this moment, a voice sounded: "He can't go!"

Hearing this, Madam Bone shuddered, and when she looked back, she saw a burly skeleton wearing a long robe with a face like a skeleton walking towards her.

"I've seen my husband," Madam Bone saluted respectfully.

Skeleton Land even knelt on the ground tremblingly: "My little one pays homage to Lord Bone!"

But Lord Bone didn't even look at him, his eyes had already fallen on the backs of several people in the distance.