Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Mu Zha narrowed his eyes and said, "Someone is here."

But the black bear spirit didn't hear it at all. This guy has completely fallen into self-indulgence mode, waving his paws, gnawing cabbage and drinking wine, and screaming: "Damn bald, dead bald donkey! I just call you bald, you **** You plucked all my hair, are you still human? Baldy, baldy, baldy!"

Just as he was shouting, the bolide was getting closer and closer, and finally landed on the nearby water with a plop, and then the meteor drifted along the water, bouncing and jumping towards the shore.

Mu Zha took a closer look, and saw a reflection in the water waves, and looked more closely, it was a bald head!

Taking a closer look, he saw a familiar cute face appearing in front of his eyes. At this moment, that guy was landing on his buttocks, bouncing and bouncing in the water!

In an instant, he felt a chill all over his body, his hair stood on end, his pores closed, his skin was covered with goosebumps, he patted the black bear in front of him repeatedly and said, "Hey, old bear, let's not talk about being hairless." Okay, shall we talk about something else?"

Heixiong Jing waved his hand, opened Mu Zha's hand, and shouted: "What else are you talking about? I just want to talk about bald, bald, Ye Mingzhu Mu Zha, what kind of eyes do you have?"

Mu Zha swallowed, he had already seen the bald man come ashore, less than a hundred meters away from them!

Mu Zha said: "Hei Xiong, it's the first time for you and us brothers to drink, let's not talk about unhappy things? Let's talk about something pleasant."

The black bear yelled carelessly: "What's the pleasure? There's not even a female bear in this place where the birds don't shit. What else can there be to be happy?

Besides, even if there is a female bear, I don't want to talk about it now!

I just want to scold that bald man now

Hey, why don't you say that, when I mention the bald man, my heart skips a beat, as if the bald man is standing behind me.

But this feeling is really cool, really exciting

so happy

Mu Zha, why don't you scold me?Why don't you speak?Didn't you just scold me very happily? "

When Mu Zha heard this, he quickly shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't scold, I didn't say anything, I just took two sips of wine."

Hei Xiongjing rolled his eyes and said: "Mu Zha, it's not that I look down on you, you are too timid!

Where are we?This is Mount Putuo!

I don't know how many thousands of miles away from that bald man.

Why are you scolding him here for having a good time?

What else can he hear?

Even if he could hear it, why would he come all the way to pluck your hair?

Look at me, dead bald, stinky bald, bald without a single hair, hahaha

Is there nothing wrong?

Hey, Mu Zha, why is your face so dark? "

At this moment, a familiar voice sounded behind him: "Who are you calling bald?"

Hearing this, the black bear spirit, who was still drunk a moment ago, instantly bristled all his short hair and got goosebumps all over his body. He felt a chill on his back, his soul trembled, and the muscles on his neck were stiff!

He worked hard, hard, and turned around slowly to look, only to see a shiny bald head reflecting brilliant light under the sun.

Looking at that cute face again, the black bear spirit cried out, "Brother, why are you here?"

"Hair grows really fast!" Tang Sanzan tilted his head and said thoughtfully.

Hearing this, the black bear spirit turned around and ran away!

The next moment, a big hand pressed on the back of his neck and pressed him to the ground, his short black hair fluttering in the wind

In the end, a fist shot up into the sky, and at the same time, a hairless black fat man clutched his ass and flew into the sky!

For a long time, on the coast of Putuo Mountain, in the purple bamboo forest, a naked black fat man sat there looking at his crotch, crying and cursing: "It's too much, too much, there's not even one left! "

At the same time, in front of the Purple Bamboo Forest, Mu Zha tremblingly brought Tang Sanbu in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva also looked at the bald man in front of him with apprehension, and frowned slightly, thinking that this bald man is not going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, so what is he doing here?

As for the matter of this guy who cut off the guy halfway and grabbed the business, Guanyin Bodhisattva gave up after knowing that he couldn't control it.

So she said with a dry smile: "Fellow Taoist, why do you have time to come to Poor Monk's Mount Putuo?"

Tang Sanzun scratched his bald head and said: "Uh, my apprentice uprooted Zhen Yuanzi's calf-nosed ginseng fruit tree, and I heard that you have a lot of water to bring you back to life, so I came here to ask you for a few buckets. "

Hearing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva almost fell off the lotus platform. He smiled bitterly and said, "Fellow Daoist, you probably don't know? The water in the Jade Purification Bottle is very rare, and even a few drops are hard to come by. How many barrels will you ask the poor monk to find for you? Besides, you and I are neither relatives nor relatives, and even have a somewhat hostile relationship. Why did the poor monk help you?"

Tang Sanzan tilted his head and said, "Because I have been kind to you."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was puzzled, the communication between the two was very few, and there was absolutely no kindness, if there was a complaint, it was almost the same.

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Fellow Daoist, I don't know when you are kind to me."

Tang Sanbu said: "I have been kind to you twice."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was even more puzzled: "The poor monk really doesn't remember, you might as well tell me."

Tang Sanzun stretched out a finger and said: "For the first time, you and those guys with full heads cheated on me. I didn't beat you to death. Is it considered a kindness?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Mu Zha and others turned black!

Damn, is this considered kindness?

Is this hatred? !

But considering the strength of this thief and his glorious record in killing Shu Bodhisattva, there is still some truth in what he said.

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva wants to deny it, she has a feeling that if she denies it, this grandson will definitely use force to prove that what he said is right.

Therefore, Guanyin Bodhisattva decisively chose to change the subject: "What about the second time?"

Tang Sanzun waved his second finger and said, "I didn't snatch your bottle this time, and I didn't hit you, is that a kindness?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Mu Zha only felt that there were countless Cao Nimas running past in their hearts. Feelings are not here to ask for help, they are here to rob!I didn't rob them, so it's a kindness

What kind of bullshit brain circuit is this!

But the two didn't dare to deny it, because they were afraid of provoking this guy who didn't seem to have a good brain, and then they would really try their own methods, and they would talk about it after grabbing it.

Guanyin Bodhisattva understood it, the guy in front of him was a shit-stirring stick.

Today, if you borrow this bottle, you have to borrow it, or if you don't borrow it, you have to borrow it. Who can't let her beat him?

Chapter 65 Bald men with full heads [for collection]