Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled wryly and said, "Well, I will help you. But the nectar in my jade purification bottle is not as much as you said, so I can't give you a few barrels."

Tang Sanzan tilted his head, said with a face of disbelief: "I don't believe it, why don't you show me how much water you have there?"

While speaking, this guy's eyes were extremely pure and pure, and at first glance, it seemed that it was really just a look.

But Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard this.I said in my heart that you are a bald thief, shameless on the one hand, and unreasonable on the other, if my bottle falls into your hands, I am afraid that the meat bun will beat the dog and never return.

So Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "You don't need to look at it, isn't it just to resurrect the ginseng fruit tree? The poor monk will follow you around, and when you get to the place, just help you resurrect the ginseng fruit tree."

Tang Sanzan heard the words, a hint of disappointment that the conspiracy was seen through flashed in those big cute and pure eyes.

Seeing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but wiped the sweat from his forehead, and secretly rejoiced: "Sure enough, this bald thief has no good intentions!"

Then Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saw Tang Sanbu wandering around in the same place, she asked puzzledly: "Fellow Daoist, what are you looking for?"

Tang Sanbu said: "I came all the way here, so I can't go back empty-handed, right? Let's see if you have any special products here."

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Muzha: ""

In the end, Tang Sanbu was still taken away by Guanyin Bodhisattva. Of course, this guy also took away some bamboo shoots from the purple bamboo forest, plus the bear hair that was plucked before. If it weren’t for Guanyin Bodhisattva, he would still want to get some seafood.

Guanyin Bodhisattva took Tang Sanzan away through the clouds and fog, and arrived at Wuzhuang Temple not long after.

The two of them got down on the clouds, and Zhen Yuanzi had already come out to greet them.

Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva coming in person, Zhen Yuanzi said a little embarrassedly: "Please trouble Bodhisattva."

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled wryly and said, "You have found a good lobbyist, so you have no choice but to come."

Zhen Yuanzi also knew how worthless his old ancestor was, so he said with a dry smile, "Ahem, this troubles you."

Guanyin Bodhisattva also saw that Zhen Yuanzi was very jealous and respectful of Tang Sanzhu, and at the same time, she felt a chill in her heart.

Although Zhen Yuanzi was very polite to her, but in terms of seniority and strength, only those few Buddhas in Lingshan could compare with her.Among the Bodhisattvas, only Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva can compete with Zhen Yuanzi.

Being able to make such a powerful being so fearful and respectful, she became more and more curious about the real identity of this unreliable bald thief in front of her.Of course, she was even more curious. With his strength, how could he have the nerve to steal the jobs of a few juniors?He also likes the public morality of taking a classic?

Can't figure it out

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was full of thoughts in his heart, and his hands were not idle. He came to the side of the ginseng fruit tree, dipped willow branches in nectar, nodded at the ginseng fruit tree, recited a mantra, and waved his hand again. The ginseng fruit trees on the ground stood up by themselves, and the roots grew rapidly and took root again.The withered leaves began to regenerate, and the human fruits that fell into the soil and fled away also flew back one after another, and grew on the fruit trees again.

In an instant, the dead ginseng fruit tree recovered as before.

When the wind blows, the green leaves shake, and the fruit is fragrant!

Seeing this scene, Zhen Yuanzi smiled happily, cupped his hands and said: "Bodhisattva, thank you very much this time. I will remember this kindness."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva returned the salute and said: "The great immortal helped us first, and the poor monk returned the salute later. It is not humane."

Apparently Guanyin Bodhisattva also knew that the six Jialan begged Zhen Yuanzi to take action to suppress Tang Sanzhu. Although it failed in the end, it was personal after all.

Zhen Yuanzi smiled: "Don't mention this matter again, it's shameful for a gnat to shake a tree."

Hearing this word, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's heart skipped a beat again, and subconsciously glanced at the stupid monk squatting under the brush and looking up at the ginseng fruit dangling on the tree, and couldn't help but ask Zhen Yuanzi via voice transmission: " Who the hell is he?"

Zhen Yuanzi glanced at Tang Sanzan, he was a little uncertain whether Tang Sanzan would reveal his identity, but he was kind to him, so it was not good not to answer, so he replied very cunningly: "He is Tang San was buried."

Then Zhen Yuanzi stopped talking.

Burial and Tibetan have the same pronunciation, and he doesn't explain it, even if Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva thinks about it, he won't know that this burial is not that hidden!

Guanyin Bodhisattva knew that Zhen Yuanzi would not say anything more, so he could only leave full of doubts.

At this moment, Tang Sanzan turned his head and shouted: "Hey, are you leaving now? You haven't thanked me yet!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was about to fly up, staggered and almost fell from the clouds. He looked at Tang Sanbu with an incredulous expression and said, "The poor monk will help you save the ginseng fruit tree. It's fine if you don't thank the poor monk. Thank you?"

Tang Sanzang stretched out two fingers as a matter of course

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was black, and he said through gritted teeth, "Thank you!"

This is the first time that Guanyin Bodhisattva has felt such aggrieved feelings since he was born.The other party obviously wanted something from her, but instead of receiving the favor, she had to thank her

At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva had a thought in his heart: "I hate bald people!"

After speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva rose into the sky and was about to leave.

Tang Sanzan shouted: "I remember, you are my wife!"

The Guanyin Bodhisattva in mid-air staggered and almost fell from the sky. Gritting his teeth and glaring at Tang Sanzan, he ran away desperately

At the same time, there is another person who is scolding the bald man, that is the Tathagata Buddha!

At this moment, he has already returned to Lingshan, but his mood is the same as his hairstyle, full of bags!

Originally, he planned to suppress Tang Sanzan after returning from a trip, but when he saw with his own eyes that Tang Sanzan almost sent Zhen Yuanzi back to the west with a random punch, he had to change his strategy.

If he does it, he might win, but the price is a little uncertain. Now that Buddhism is showing signs of great prosperity, he must not make any mistakes, so he has to think long-term.

And this long-term plan, he had to help Tang Sanbu wipe his ass, and at the same time help the Buddhist sect to cover up.

So he spent a lot of effort to cover up the big battle between Tang Sanzan and Zhen Yuanzi

Just when Tathagata Buddha was exhausted physically and mentally, Tang Sanzan's side was full of joy.

After the ginseng fruit tree was revived, Zhen Yuanzi was overjoyed and shouted for double happiness, and then this guy went straight to Tang San and said: "Senior, I am poor and ignorant, and I have countless doubts in my heart after many years of cultivation. I beg you to answer your questions. If so It's convenient, Pindao wants to follow the senior to the west, and learn something along the way."

As soon as this remark came out, Tang Sanzan hadn't responded yet, Monkey King and others quickly brought Maza, melon seeds, and big watermelons, and ate melons, eating melon seeds, as if they were watching a big show.

Just when Zhen Yuanzi was still in a daze, Tang Sanzan tilted his head and said

Chapter 66 Being a teacher can help 【For collection】

"I'll give you 3 minutes to perform your talent. If you pass, you can go west with me. If you don't pass, what should you do? All right, please start your performance!"

In an instant, Zhen Yuanzi was stunned.

This time he understood why Sun Wukong and others moved horses and ate melon seeds. These grandchildren were waiting to see a big show!

Zhen Yuanzi's face was dark, but he looked at Tang Sanzan's earnest and expectant expression.

Zhen Yuanzi smiled wryly, "I think so."

Zhu Ganglian shouted: "Talent is actually very simple, you can dance and sing! But don't even think about leading horses, washing clothes and cooking, we're all contracted."

Zhen Yuanzi gave him a blank look, and then looked at the more than 20 disciples of his own family who also looked expectant. He smiled bitterly, bowed to Tang Sanzan and said: "Senior, junior has no talent, so I still won't go westward Alright."

Just a joke, if there is only one Tang Sanbu, he doesn't have to worry about it, he can still consider performing it.