Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Zhen Yuanzi really wanted to explain clearly, but looking at the dumb face in front of him, as if he was listening to everything but didn't listen to anything, he suddenly said powerlessly: "Forget it... Anyway, you don't count relation."

Tang Sanzun raised a finger and said: "There is still a relationship, he owes me a favor."

Zhen Yuanzi's eyes lit up immediately: "That's a good relationship, there is a cause and effect, and you have to pay back the favor! Why does he owe you the favor?"

Tang Sanzan replied: "I beat him up!"

Zhen Yuanzi: "@#%#..."

Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help roaring again: "Senior, that's not a favor, is that an enmity?!"

Tang Sanzan said very seriously: "I didn't kill him, is it a favor?"

Zhen Yuanzi froze in place immediately, his expression was extremely complicated and strange...

How many years he has lived, he himself does not remember.But he swears that he has never seen such a set of favors in his life!

Are you saying it's not human?According to the strength of this bald man, not killing the other party is indeed a grace of not killing...

But can this TM be considered a favor?

Zhen Yuanzi didn't know how to evaluate it.

After a while, Zhen Yuanzi smiled wryly and said, "Forget it, I'd better have the cheek to ask the Bodhisattva for a favor."

In the end, before he finished speaking, Tang Sanzan suddenly kicked his face on his face, and then used his strength to jump...

boom!

This guy jumped directly to the Earth Immortal Realm... From a distance, he said: "That won't work, as a senior, I have to take care of you. Let me go..."

Zhen Yuanzi covered his face and growled: "Senior, can't you pedal in another place?"

At the same time, Zhen Yuanzi also prayed secretly: "Bodhisattva, I hope you are all well... Infinite Heavenly Venerable!"

boom!

With a loud noise, Tang Sanzan fell in front of Monkey King and others like a meteor falling from the sky.

This time, he was still head down...

Zhu Gangli looked at the half body that was still on the ground and asked Sun Wukong: "Brother, do we want to help pull it out?"

Then Tang Sanzan bent his legs and kicked hard, pulled himself out, scratched his bald head, glanced at them and said: "You guys wait here, I will go back as soon as I go."

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan went around in a circle...

Sha Wujing asked puzzledly: "Master, what are you doing?"

Tang Sanzan scratched his bald head again and asked, "Which side is north?"

Everyone was speechless for a while, feeling this guy was stunned, and he couldn't find the north...

Monkey King rubbed his eyebrows, pointed to the north and said, "Over there."

Tang Sanzun nodded, then pointed to the north and turned around 180 degrees, muttering: "Then this is the south, that's right, let's go!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan bent down and kicked his legs, and with a bang, he rose from the ground and flew towards the south...

Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing, and Bailongma felt that there were hundreds of thousands of horses galloping in their hearts, and they couldn't help roaring: "Brother, you are going to the south, just ask where Nan is?" Is it all right? Ask Mao Bei?!"

Tang Sanbu left, but Zhen Yuanzi came back.

Several people faced each other again, with strange expressions on their faces.

In the end, Zhen Yuanzi said: "You guys, it was all a misunderstanding before. Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, if you don't dislike it, why don't you come back to my Wuzhuang temple?"

Zhu Gangli looked at Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong stuffed the golden cudgel into his ears and said with a generous smile, "Then sit down!"

So several people followed Zhen Yuanzi back to Wuzhuang Temple, but this time, Qiufeng and Mingyue were not calm.

After listening to Sun Wukong's detailed account of the cause and effect, Zhen Yuanzi looked at the two boys with a gloomy face and said, "We still lack two stone lions at the gate of Wuzhuang Temple. Go and squat at the gate. After 500 years return."

Because the two boys told a lie, their master was almost beaten to death, and now they are only punished to be stone lions for 500 years, which is not too heavy.Convinced, the two squatted down at the door honestly.

……

At the same time, Mount Putuo in the South China Sea.

A black bear wearing armor and with slightly sparse body hair was squatting on the beach, eating roasted cabbage and drinking cold water. He was sitting opposite Mu Zha, and the two were sighing and chatting.

"You said that bald... What is the origin of that fake Tang monk? Why is he so fierce?" Black Bear Spirit asked while munching on cabbage.

Mu Zha said: "I don't know, until now no one knows where he jumped out of. However, that guy is really powerful. I punched me before, and now my ass still hurts."

The black bear touched his sparse hair and said, "Hey, my hair hasn't grown back yet. Grandma's legs, I have to practice hard, and when I become awesome, I have to fight back!"

Speaking of this, Black Bear Spirit looked very angry, and said very displeasedly: "Hey, I'm so angry, it's not enough to talk about it, if only I had a sip of wine."

Mu Zha also had a gloomy expression on his face. When he heard this, he hesitated a little, and then took out a gourd: "There is vegetarian wine in it, don't be greedy, and be careful not to be punished if the Bodhisattva sees it."

The black bear spirit looked at it, its eyes lit up, grabbed it, and said, "Oh, I've been here for a while, eating cabbage and gnawing leaves every day, and a bird is almost fading out of my mouth. I'll take a sip first... ..."

Said it was a sip, but this guy raised his head and took a few big gulps.

When Mu Zha snatched it over, his eyes were red from drinking!

As the saying goes, drunk strong bears courage, this guy is already full of resentment, at this moment it exploded completely, he slapped the table and roared: "Damn it, if it weren't for that bald man, why would I have a fight with you?" If I don’t hunt you down, will I be caught by the Bodhisattva to guard the bamboo forest?

When I have the strength, I will push that bald man to the ground, point at his nose, and call him a hundred bald men! "

When Mu Zha heard this, he was immediately amused, and the emotional guy was cursing and fierce for a long time, that's all he could do.

Mu Zha thought about it, and he was also depressed. He didn't listen to persuasion, and took a group of people to trouble Tang Sanzan, but he came back alive.Although those guys can still be reincarnated, but this kind of thing is a catastrophe, and whether they can return to Lingshan in the future is not a matter of discussion.

Thinking of this, he felt guilty, and raised his head and took two sips of wine.

With the strength of the wine surging, he also staggered and cursed: "Yes, if there is a chance, let's curse together!"

"Yes, just call him bald! Call him bald! Very bald! There is no hair at all, and his head is like a night pearl!" The black bear cursed...

Mu Zha responded and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, it's a pearl of the night, hahaha..."

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Chapter 64 Drifting ass on the water 【For collection】

The two were having a good time scolding, when Mu Zha vaguely saw a bolide flying from the sky, looking from that direction it seemed to be heading straight for Mount Putuo.