Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Back then, Bai Yujing was extremely brilliant, and I followed the businessman all the way to West Kunlun to ask for Taoism.

It just so happened to see that you were there too. "

Tang Sanzan stroked his chin and said, "I'm there too? What does that place have to do with me?"

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Chapter 62 The relationship is not bad 【For collection】

Zhen Yuanzi blushed and said, "At that time, you seemed to have taken some clothes from Queen Mother Xi, and was chased and killed by Queen Mother Xi with a star in her hand."

Hearing these words, there was a loud bang in Tang Sanzan's mind, and a memory was activated.

On the prehistoric land, high mountains enter the clouds, and one mountain is divided into four seasons. The mountain is covered with snow, cranes are flying, and white apes are singing.

A huge city built with white jade as the cornerstone is located on a mountain peak.

There is a main city inside this city, and four auxiliary cities outside. Twelve watchtowers were built at the three corners of the four auxiliary cities.

There are a lot of people in the city, handsome men, beautiful women, all of them are immortal, or they are puffing clouds and mists, practicing, or comprehending the world, the sun and the moon, or drinking tea and discussing Taoism in small groups.

Seeing this scene, Tang Sanzan remembered the poem Zhen Yuanzi said: "Baiyujing in the sky, twelfth floor and five cities."

There are five cities on the twelfth floor, which should be the so-called Baiyujing.

But it was just a glimpse, his figure jumped directly from the city, and went straight to a taller mountain behind, still shouting something in his mouth, it seems to be: "This is not East Kunlun?"

The next moment his memory was broken again, he appeared in a forest, hearing the sound of splashing water in his ear, he pushed aside the blades of grass in front of him and looked ahead!

I saw a beautiful woman taking a bath in a lake as blue as jade!

The clouds and mist are transpiring, the rays of light are myriad, and the neon lights are hanging in the sky. This scene is so beautiful that it is suffocating.

However, what really suffocated Tang Sanzan was the naked jade man under the sky and above the green lake!

He tried his best to widen his eyes, trying to see through the mist emanating from the Yaochi lake, looking over layer by layer, he was about to see something

What made Tang Sanzan crazy was that his memory was broken again!

"I got a Cao!"

Tang Sanzan stood in the starry sky with his head in his hands and wailed in pain, then pointed at the sky and cursed: "It's just a little bit, just a little bit of fucking, you can just leave a fucking memory for me! You How did you learn knife skills? You are so accurate, you cook? I love you, uncle!"

Seeing Tang Sanzan's face of pain, howling, and cursing, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

Sun Wukong said: "Master seems to have remembered a very important person."

Sha Wujing said: "Master is also a person who values ​​affection and righteousness."

Zhu Gangli hehe said: "Not necessarily, his current appearance is very similar to when I flirted with Chang'e, he almost hugged her, but he was annoyed after she ran away. This must have something to do with women."

No matter what others think, after Tang Sanzan howled for a while, he began to flip through his memory again.

This memory continues from the above, the beautiful scenery is gone, but there is a scene of running wildly before my eyes.

At that time, he was still holding something in his hand, and he looked down, good guy, he was holding a red bellyband in his hand!

At the same time, a soft voice came from behind: "Tang Sanzan, you shameless person, if you have the ability, stop me!"

Tang Sanzan looked back, only to see a beautiful woman with a veil who couldn't see her face clearly, but she was stepping on a colorful phoenix, with a star in her hand, chasing after her murderously.

Seeing this, you don't need to think about it, the apron in his hand should belong to this beauty.

Looking at the figure of this beauty, it is likely to be the one who took a bath before!

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but want to scold his mother again.

After reading the three memories, Tang Sanzan has come back to his senses completely. Looking at Zhen Yuanzi in front of him, he sighed and said, "You really lived a long time, kid!"

Zhen Yuanzi smiled wryly, "Thanks to the ginseng fruit tree"

Speaking of this, Zhen Yuanzi had a look of helplessness and bitterness.

Tang Sanzan's character is a typical one who prefers to be soft but not tough. Looking at Zhen Yuanzi like this, Tang Sanzan felt a little embarrassed and asked, "Uh, there is no way to save it?"

Zhen Yuanzi looked at him expectantly and said, "Don't you have the magic power to revive it?"

Tang Sanzan spread his hands and said: "I don't know, I don't remember, maybe I could do it before, anyway, I don't know anything now."

On this point, Tang Sanbu didn't lie, he really didn't know any supernatural powers.

Along the way, he had a lot of exchanges with Monkey King, and Monkey King also taught him some simple and practical magical powers.I thought that with his strength, these supernatural powers would definitely shine, but what left them speechless was that Tang Sanzan couldn't learn the same!

Later, Sun Wukong studied it carefully and found that Tang Sanbu's body was in chaos, without any so-called meridians and dantians!

Without meridians and dantian, it means that he can't operate the exercises practiced by humans and monsters, and naturally he can't use supernatural powers.

The last way is to practice Zen and enlightenment, to see if he can enlighten some methods suitable for him from the way of heaven.

As a result, after practicing Zen several times, Tang Sanbu drools more when he sleeps than Monkey King urinates at night

Tang Sanzan can't sense the great way of heaven and earth at all

In the end, Tang Sanzan himself gave up. Anyway, his brute strength was enough, so he didn't bother to cultivate any Taoism.He also euphemistically said that what he cultivates is the way of one-strength reduction of ten sessions, and he doesn't care about your fancy.

The two exchanged some more things, and Tang Sanzan also shared his scattered memories and how he got here.

Zhen Yuanzi said: "Senior, you said that you have fought with people in the long river of time, so you can't fly, how did you fight? If people insist on kiting you, you are afraid that you will not be able to touch them?"

Tang Sanzan tilted his head, and said with a cute face: "I grabbed his neck and beat his eye sockets, how could he kite me?"

Zhen Yuanzi was suddenly dumb, and subconsciously touched his swollen eye sockets, speechless for a while.

At the same time, he couldn't help but see the scene of two peerless powerhouses pulling each other's collars, spitting and swearing, and fighting each other. He couldn't help but smiled bitterly in his heart: "Could it be that the end of cultivation is just fighting each other on the street?" Yay bah!"

Zhen Yuanzi felt like giving up his practice for a while.

Seeing that Tang Sanbu really didn't know any way to bring the dead back to life, Zhen Yuanzi said helplessly: "There is no other way to resurrect the ginseng fruit tree. The Nanhai Guanyin Bodhisattva has a treasure called Yujing bottle, the water in it has a revitalizing effect on plants."

When Tang Sanzan heard this, his eyes lit up and he said, "I am familiar with Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

When Zhen Yuanzi heard this, he was a little stunned.Tang Sanbu disturbed the overall situation of Buddhism through the ages. It stands to reason that it should be a situation of endless death. Are these two familiar?

Then I heard Tang Sanzan said very seriously: "I was only taken care of by him on this journey. She was afraid that I would be bored. She arranged a monkey for me. She was afraid that I would be tired and gave me a horse to ride. And when I was so hungry, I prepared a big fat pig weighing several hundred catties, and arranged for a servant for me in case I was too tired. I think we have a pretty good relationship."

Chapter 63 Such Human Kindness 【For Collection】

When Zhen Yuanzi heard it, there were black lines all over his forehead. Although the person in front of him was senior, he still couldn't help roaring: "Senior, that's not for you, it's for..."