Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The Junhou tried his best, but it was useless.

No, today the Marquis of the county sent me here to list again, looking for a mage who can pray for rain and save the local county people. "

After hearing this, everyone realized that this guy who was covered in dust and couldn't tell what he was wearing was actually wearing an official uniform.

Monkey King came up to him: "Are you asking for rain? This is interesting. Where's your post?"

Chapter 173

The official was about to answer when he screamed, "Oh, monkeys can talk!"

Tang Sanzan said unhurriedly: "The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, playing a talking monkey, isn't it too much?"

The official said with a wry smile: "This... is this a monster?"

Tang Sanzun said: "It's not important, don't care about these useless details. By the way, where's your list?"

The other party is not stupid, although the eminent monk in front of him looks like an idiot, but the things he is following are obviously unusual, and they should have some skills.

So he quickly took out the list and handed it over: "Here is the list."

Monkey King took it over, looked at it, and saw that it read:

Marquis Shangguan of Fengxian County in the Kingdom of Great Tianzhu hired enlightened masters for the list and asked for great dharma affairs: Because the county is rich in land, the army and the people are rich, the drought has been severe year after year, and the land has been dry and barren for years. empty.There is no water in the well, and no fluid at the bottom of the spring.The rich live their whole lives, but the poor can hardly survive.The price of a bucket of millet is a hundred gold, and the salary is five taels of money.A ten-year-old girl, Yimi Sansheng, and a five-year-old boy are taken with her.Fearing the law in the city, pawning clothes as things for shelter; in the countryside, bullying the public, robbing and cannibalizing people in order to save their lives.For this reason, I issued a list, looking up to the sages of the ten directions, and praying for rain to save the people.The kindness should be repaid, and I would like to thank you with a thousand pieces of gold, and I will never lie.Those who must be on the list.

After reading the list, Monkey King looked at Tang Sanzan: "Master, let's take care of this matter?"

Tang Sanzan lazily said: "We are not short of money or motivation now, so hurry up, slow down, all the fairies are gone."

Sun Wukong coughed dryly and said: "Master, actually, we are quite short of money, we don't have much money on us."

Tang Sanbu doesn't care: "How much money can you be short of?"

Sha Wujing said: "Master, if you go to the city occasionally, you need money to stay in a hotel or eat, and we... have no money."

Tang Sanzan still said indifferently: "It's okay, just play a monkey. As a teacher, I don't have much interest in eating, drinking and drinking now...Hurry up and learn from the scriptures. It's a good thing for the benefit of the world. Hurry up. , hurry up..."

Several disciples had black lines all over their foreheads, and they thought to themselves, "It's not about learning scriptures, it's about sending essence, right? It's also for welfare... Bah!"

Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque are the most depressing. Their idea is to make some money and solve the problem of transportation and expenses on the road.

The two looked at each other...

The six-eared macaque immediately said: "Master, money is a good thing, and if there is money, there will be women."

Tang Sanzan, who was originally indifferent, instantly pricked up his ears, as if he was listening to the following.

The six-eared macaque leaned forward: "Master, although the female goblin is good, she loses in lack of culture. She is more than wild and lacks lingering charm. Girls from the human race are good, well-educated, and have various personalities. You can choose whatever you want. But, we always You can't use force on ordinary women, can you?"

Tang Sanzan's other ear also perked up.

The six-eared macaque continued: "But what do women like? Of course it's money!

If you have money, you can buy more than a dozen maidservants from him, and serve them on the way.

Wouldn't it be nice to hire another team of his girls to play and sing for you all the way? "

Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up.

Zhu Gangli said: "Master, as long as you have money, you can buy a brothel, and we will carry it on our shoulders. Wherever we go, let us put you down and you will be happy."

Tang Sanzan sat up straight, and said with awe-inspiring righteousness: "The people of Fengxian County are suffering so much, how can the poor monk, as a monk, ignore it?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, coughed dryly and said, "Master, didn't you say that learning scriptures is important, and that you want to benefit the people of the world?"

Tang Sanzang said righteously: "You can't help the ones in front of you, so what are you talking about for the people of the world? To do good deeds, you have to start from the little things, you know?"

Sun Wukong chuckled and said, "Master, you are right."

The officials who posted the notices were all dumbfounded. They had seen monks, such eminent monks who had "done the way".

If Sun Wukong hadn't come up with the customs clearance document, he now seriously suspects that these are liars.

"Don't look at it, take us to meet your county marquis. By the way, what is your county marquis' name? How do you call it?" Monkey King asked.

The other party said: "The surname of the county marquis is Shangguan..."

After walking for a while, Tang Sanzan suddenly remembered something, pulled Sun Wukong over, and asked in a low voice: "Disciple, I just remembered it because I am a teacher. They want to ask for rain...Although I am a teacher, I can also ask for rain." Rain, but the amount of rain is a bit small."

Monkey King sounded the scene where Tang San was buried in Che Chiguo ascending the heights and turned back, spitting, and his face was speechless.

However, Sun Wukong said: "Don't worry, master, praying for rain is not difficult. My old grandson turns the river and the sea, changes the bucket and moves the stars, kicks the sky and the well, spits out the mist and clouds, carries the mountain to catch the moon, calls the rain and the wind... ..."

Snapped!

Tang Sanzun slapped the monkey head: "Don't brag, you're really so awesome, you can fight with the teacher and talk about it."

Monkey King quickly got to the point: "Master, in short, it's simple."

Tang Sanbu felt relieved, lay down on the car, and said happily: "You guys say, after finishing this ticket, can we buy a brothel?"

Everyone: "￥..."

Someone had already run to inform the county magistrate.

From a distance, someone shouted: "Master, great joy!"

At this moment, the county marquis, who was bathing and burning incense in the mansion of the county marquis, and praying silently, heard the good news, his heart trembled, and he asked, "What's your joy?"

The man said: "The stripes were removed by a few monks. They claimed that they were sent by the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty to Da Leiyin, Tianzhu Kingdom, to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. They claimed to be able to pray for rain, and they are on their way here."

When the Marquis heard this, he was overjoyed. He hurriedly arranged his clothes, strode out and greeted him.

Not far away, I saw a carriage galloping towards me. The white horse pulling the cart was walking like flying. On both sides of the cart, the runners were a three-meter-high pig and a four-meter-tall man. , a monk with good facial features, a little silly, plus a little monk, and a monkey.

Behind the car, followed by the subordinate who went out to post the poster, at this moment, he was already frothing from exhaustion...

Looking at these people, none of them seemed serious. Not only was the Duke not angry, but his eyes lit up, and he murmured: "The vision of life must have ability!"

After finishing speaking, the Junhou didn't talk nonsense, he knelt down on the street directly, and kowtowed in the direction of the carriage: "The next official is Shangguan, the Marquis of Fengxian County. Xun Mu asked the teacher to pray for rain to save the people. Hope the eminent monk Dashe is merciful, uses divine powers, and rains three cents."

The carriage stopped suddenly in front of the Marquis...

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "Master, this county marquis really paid a lot of money. He didn't see our ability, so he knelt down. It seems that he is a good official who loves his own people!"

Chapter 174 The Bald Man Goes to Heaven

Tang Sanzan obviously doesn't care much about this. He is a demon god, he is used to seeing life and death, the destruction of the country, and the destruction of the clan. In fact, he has long looked down on life and death.