Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

If there is a young girl in charge, it will be a great merit, and the Jade Emperor will not have to pluck his hair every day.

In addition, the girl can be considered to have a strong backer, so she doesn't have to worry about being settled by others in the future. "

Nezha frowned and said, "That's what you said, but... are you sure, my sister can control him?"

Li Jing said: "Don't worry about this, when your father and I were not married, we were not afraid of anything, and after we got married, you also know..."

Nezha said, "That makes sense...but I still have to ask my sister what she means."

"I have no opinion!"

While talking, someone came in from outside, it was Mrs. Diyong, a white-haired golden-nosed mouse spirit, a young girl.

At this moment, she was dressed in a white fox fur cloak, and matched with her beautiful appearance, she looked extremely cute, except for a pair of eyes, which were a little... stupid.

Nezha said: "Sister, can you tell me what happened at that time?"

The girl said: "At that time I wanted to rape him."

Nezha asked, "And then?"

The girl said: "Then he raped me."

Nezha: "￥..."

"Nezha, look, your sister also wants to marry him, why don't you go talk about it?" Li Jing asked.

Nezha rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you go?"

Li Jing said: "Recently, the seal on the Shimen over Tianhe has loosened, and it seems that something is about to come out. The Jade Emperor asked me to lead someone to guard it... I really can't leave."

Nezha said hehe: "Hehe, do you think I will believe it? I want to go together, otherwise I won't go."

"you!"

Li Jing and Nezha stared at each other, neither of them convinced.

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At the same time, Tang Sanzan was refreshed, lying happily on the small cart pulled by the white dragon horse, humming a little song, shaking his head, muttering leisurely: "I climbed the hillside when the sun came out, and I climbed to the top of the mountain." I touched the hillside, and I found a little fairy, whoring for nothing is much more fun..."

While singing, suddenly a gust of dry wind blew, Tang Sanzan frowned slightly, and looked into the distance.

Strange to say, just a dozen meters ahead, there seemed to be a line between the sky and the earth!

On the side of the line, there are shaded green trees and luxuriant grass...

On the other side of the line, the ground is dry and cracked, the dust is blowing up, and when the wind blows, yellow smoke rises from the flat ground!

At a glance, there is no way to see how many hundreds of meters away.

"Teacher, what's ahead?" Tang Sanzan asked.

Sun Wukong kicked out a piece of land, and the land immediately said: "Go forward for more than ten meters, you will be on the other side of that line, and you will go out of France to Fengxian County! That side is not under the control of the little god..."

Tang Sanzan sat up curiously, looked at the small piece of land, and asked: "What's the situation over there? Why are you doing so over there?"

The land shook his head and said: "This... the little god doesn't know. However, this situation is mostly the result of the people over there annoyed the heavens, and the heavens punished them. Otherwise, there will be lands of mountain gods in the localities, and there will be wandering gods patrolling day and night. , if the environment here is bad, there must be rain from the gods, it is impossible to be so miserable."

Tang Sanzan nodded slightly and said, "Is that so..."

Sun Wukong asked: "Master, do you want to take care of it?"

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes and said: "Take a hammer... Wuhan, you come to the teacher's side, right, just stand here... Well, you can make it bigger, bigger, um... That's fine!"

"Wujing, you go this way...you also get bigger, okay, let's go!"

As the carriage entered the boundary of Fengxian County, the wind howled, and the yellow sand hit Zhu Gangyi and Sha Wujing's faces like bullets.

But Tang Sanzan sat in the area blocked by the two of them, and continued to sing a ditty happily, looking forward to the female fairy.

Not long after walking, a city appeared in front of him.

After entering the city, I saw that the city was not at all as prosperous as the previous big cities, but instead was desolate, and there were almost no people on the streets.

The only few people covered their mouths and noses, lowered their heads and walked quickly...

Straight ahead, a person was running the fastest, and he was about to bump into him.

Pig just shouted: "Be careful!"

The other party was startled, raised his head suddenly, and sat down on the ground in fright, screaming: "Monster, the monster is here!"

Zhu Gangyan grabbed him and scolded: "You bullshit monster, watch out, you, Grandpa Pig, I'm just a little ugly!"

The other party looked at Zhu Gangli tremblingly, and said cautiously: "Then...then you are?"

Seeing this, Sha Wujing hurried forward and said, "Don't be afraid, we are the Tang Dynasty of the Eastern Land who drove down to worship the Buddha of the Great Leiyin Temple in Tianzhu Kingdom to ask for scriptures. Pass by Baofang and take a rest."

When the other party saw Sha Wujing's appearance, he almost peed in fright...

But fortunately, Sha Wujing at least looked like a human being, only a little ugly, so he wasn't scared to death.

Then he took a closer look at this group of people, it didn't matter if he didn't look at it, after a look, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that this was a group of monsters who came to the city to look for food.

But when he saw the fair-skinned, dumb-headed bald man on the carriage, his nervous and fearful heart relaxed a little.

However, I was still muttering in my heart: "Why is this monk from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East so ugly, or a monster, or a fool with a bad brain? Such a person can also represent the Great Tang?"

Thinking this way in his heart, he didn't dare to say it out of his mouth. Instead, he said boldly: "It turns out that he is an eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. I'm rude."

Seeing him talking to himself, Tang Sanbu scratched his bald head and said, "It's okay, we scared you. Donor, don't be afraid. The pig next to you is indeed a monster, but it was captured by a poor monk. When you are ready to be hungry, you can use it as a spare food. It looks fierce, but it is actually a ration.

As for the strong man, if he is not strong, how can he escort me, a young monk who has no strength to restrain a chicken, to this place?

As for these two monkeys...

The poor monk came all the way, and the phone bills on the way were not small, and occasionally playing a monkey to make some money, isn't that too much? "

Hearing these words, the man was speechless for a while, aren't monks all Huazhai?When did you play monkey part-time?

Could it be that the monks of the Tang Dynasty were also good at this besides chanting scriptures?

He murmured in his heart, but he was finally not afraid...

Tang Sanzan asked: "Benefactor, I heard that your place is dry and rainless, what's going on?"

The man said: "This is the outer county of Tianzhu, the place name is Fengxian County. I don't know what happened. In recent years, there have been droughts...