Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

In his eyes, there are only things that are used to seeing and things that are not used to. There is no absolute right or absolute wrong.

The current Junhou, he looked very pleasing to the eye, so he sat up and said: "Stop kneeling, what's the situation, just tell me directly? Don't waste your time, I'm still in a hurry to buy green...cough Cough, to save the people of Limin."

Hearing this, the Marquis looked at Tang Sanzan excitedly and said, "As expected of an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty, he is really kind and compassionate!"

Hearing this, even Tang Sanzan's face turned red.

The officials behind him who understood the purpose of the bald man not only foamed, but also rolled their eyes.

"How dare you receive eminent monks here, I will take you to a clean place, sit down and chat slowly."

After the Junhou finished speaking, he was about to lead the way.

Tang Sanzan was in a hurry, he couldn't afford to wait, and quickly shouted: "Don't waste time, hurry up and get down to business! You don't want to see what's going on with you, just wait a little longer, it will be bad for the common people A kind of torment! You know?"

Sun Wukong and others continue to collectively roll their eyes, is it suffering for you?

The Marquis of the county never expected that this kindness would be so merciful, so he was not polite: "Eminent Monk, this is the Tianzhu Kingdom, Fengxian County, and it has been three years of severe drought until now, and there is no drop of water.

Nowadays, grass seeds do not grow, grains are exhausted, we have dug all the wells that can be dug, and now there are not many wells.

The third stop starved to death, the second stopped people, and the rest of the first stopped soon.

I implore the eminent monk to help the people with an inch of rain, and I would like to reward the eminent monk with a thousand gold! "

What Tang Sanbu listened to was money, since he gave money, it was easy to say, he looked at Monkey King.

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Using people's money to eliminate disasters for others, let alone doing good deeds. Junhou, you don't have to worry, my old grandson will send you a heavy rain!"

Junhou was taken aback for a moment, he thought it was the master who didn't seem to be able to use his brain very well to ask for rain, but he didn't expect it to be the thin, sharp-mouthed monkey-tanned little bald man next to him.However, the Marquis of the county did not underestimate Sun Wukong, and bowed respectfully and said: "The eminent monk is merciful!"

Monkey King said: "Okay, don't say it's useless, I'm going to pray for rain."

After finishing speaking, Sun Wukong didn't look at the crowd, soared into the sky, sat in mid-air, and chanted a mantra silently in his mouth. The next moment, a dark cloud really appeared in the sky!

Dark clouds rolled over and fell over the crowd, but no rain fell, instead a voice came: "Great Sage, what did you call Xiaolong for?"

After finishing speaking, a huge dragon head poked out...

As soon as the faucet came out, he saw Monkey King in mid-air at a glance, his eyes were full of caution, but when he saw the bald man's recovery, his eyes were full of horror and awe, and he quickly bowed to the bald man and said: " Xiaolong, pay my respects to Senior Tang."

Tang Sanzan has already stretched his hand into the bag next to him, grabbing the bowls and chopsticks...

Suddenly being called senior, I was a little embarrassed, let go of my hand resentfully, and said with a smile: "You are welcome, hurry up."

The Dragon King looked at Monkey King puzzled.

Monkey King said: "It's okay, this Fengxian County has been suffering from drought for years, I asked you to come and rain, save the local people, and do good deeds."

The old dragon frowned and said, "Great Sage, although I can make rain, I don't have the power to make it rain.

I am sent by the heavens on weekdays, and there is no order from the heavens, so how dare I make rain without authorization..."

Sun Wukong suddenly became upset: "If you are asked to save people in the rain, why are you talking so much nonsense? Hurry up and make it rain, or don't blame my old grandson for being ruthless!"

Bang!

There was a loud noise, and when everyone looked around, they saw the black cauldron on Sha Wujing's body, which fell to the ground at some point.

Sha Wujing said to the Dragon King with a simple and honest face: "Old Dragon King, don't be afraid, I am a cook in our team. As a cook, it is not too much to carry a pot with you?"

The bald man also quietly picked up a white bowl...

The old dragon's forehead was covered with cold sweat immediately, and he said hastily: "Great Sage, it's not that the little god shirks the rain, it's that one has not delivered the imperial decree of heaven, and the other has not been able to bring the god of rain. How can he move the rain department?" Since the Great Sage has the heart to help, let Xiaolong go back to the sea to order soldiers, and then trouble the Great Sage to go to the Heavenly Palace to make an official request for rain, and ask the water officials to release the dragons, but I can rain as much as the order."

Monkey King said impatiently: "Although rain is troublesome, you don't need to be so troublesome, right? I think you are just trying to shirk!"

Whoa!

Everyone heard the sound and looked again, only to see a pile of dry firewood dropped from under Sha Wujing's body, and this guy smiled honestly: "As a cook, it's not too much for me to carry firewood with me?"

The old Dragon King was about to shed tears. Now who doesn't know that there is an animal on Xitian Road. Wherever it passes, female goblins are easy to be stabbed, and male monsters are also easy to be stabbed. What happened in the end?

The old dragon said: "Everyone, I'm really not trying to shirk. Back then, the Dragon King of Jinghe only rained a few extra drops, but he was cut off by the Jade Emperor. I'm afraid that even the Manchus would not be enough for the Jade Emperor to kill me." Yes... the old dragon really didn't dare."

Hearing this, Sun Wukong frowned slightly, turned his head and said to Tang Sanzhu: "Master, I know about the Jinghe Dragon King. He was indeed beheaded because of a little extra rain. Fa Senyan..."

Tang Sanzun yawned and said: "Why is it so troublesome, Gohan, don't you know how to call wind and rain? Hurry up, can you just get some water and you're done?"

Zhu Ganglu smiled wryly and said, "Master, my summoning wind and rain is one of the 36 methods of Tiangang. What I summon seems to be water, but it is actually a kind of energy. It's fine if I don't summon it. If it really falls, Fengxian County will be afraid." It is possible to re-establish the sign in the underworld."

Tang Sanzan frowned and looked at Monkey King: "What should I do?"

Monkey King said: "How about I go to the Heavenly Palace and talk to the Jade Emperor?"

When Tang Sanzan heard it, his eyes lit up: "I haven't been to the Heavenly Court yet, why don't you take me to see it?"

Sun Wukong wanted to refuse subconsciously. After all, this bald man is a restless master. If there is trouble in the sky, it will be no different than in the fairy world.

The Earth Immortal Realm is at most a Hunyuan Realm ancestral town, and the sub-sages seldom show up.

But the Heavenly Court is different, the Heavenly Court not only has the Yasheng in charge, but also the Saints are paying attention, if something happens, the Saints will come, thinking about the scene, Monkey King feels scalp numb.

After all, he is the best lesson for others.

but……

Zhu Gangli came over at this time: "Brother Monkey, it's quite embarrassing for you to go to the Heavenly Court in your current capacity. You may not see the Jade Emperor, and you may even have to do it. I think Master will follow, be safe. "

Chapter 175

Thinking about it, Monkey King, his current status is indeed embarrassing.

He made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace before, although he failed to enter the Lingxiao Palace, he also smashed the Nantianmen to pieces. Later, although Guanyin Bodhisattva was the guarantee, he was asked to escort the Tang monk to the west to learn scriptures, so as to avoid the grievances between the two sides.But now he has gone astray after all, and escorted a fake Tang monk.

Therefore, the relationship between him and Heaven is very delicate now.

Thinking of this, Monkey King regretted taking this job a little bit, but he had already boasted about his awesomeness, and Tang Sanzan had already regarded the gold in Fengxian County as his own, and even planned to buy a brothel.If he retreats, the first person who is not happy will be the bald man.

After much deliberation, Sun Wukong decided to do this vote, the big deal, and make trouble with him again!

Anyway, this time, he was going to reason, not to fight.

Thinking of this, Monkey King said: "Master, you can go up, but you have to listen to me."

Tang Sanzun narrowed his eyes: "Why, do you really want to go to heaven?"

Sun Wukong hurriedly coaxed: "Master, this sky is different from here. There are not only sub-sages, but even saints sitting in the heaven. Once you make a fuss and the saints come, it will be difficult."