Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Although Bai Longma was a bit ashamed of this master, but when he heard about eating, he didn't care so much, and followed it with his horse's legs, thinking about eating roast chicken for a while?Or two or two good wines first?

In the end, Tang Sanzan shouted: "Xiaoer, bring me all your good wine and food! Also get some good fodder for my horse, pull it aside and feed it!"

Hearing the words, Bai Longma froze in place immediately, and his mind was full of the sentence: get some good fodder, pull it aside and feed the fodder, feed it!

Grandma, that bald thief really took him for a horse!

The shop waiter was also taken aback: "Master, are you sure you want wine?"

Only then did Tang Sanzan remember that he looked like a monk, so he spread his arms and said, "I'm disobedient."

The waiter at the shop immediately understood, and said with a smile: "No, it's just that the monster has swept away all our wine, not to mention the small shop, the entire Gao Laozhuang has not sold a single drop of wine."

Tang Sanzang clicked his lips, and said with a regretful face: "Forget it, serve me the meat."

The shop clerk responded quickly, and then led the unwilling white dragon horse away.

It's just that the waiter in the shop didn't pay attention, the horseman stood up, untied the rein, and sneaked to the back kitchen

In the restaurant, as soon as Tang Sanzan sat down, he saw a person walking in with a big laugh: "Xiaoer, everything the eminent monk ate today will be charged to me!"

Tang Sanzan looked up and saw an old man walking in with a red face.

Behind him was a person, that person Tang Sanzan looked a little familiar to him, it seemed that this guy was also present when he was playing the monkey just now, when the pig was just deflated, he was the one who shouted joyously and clapped his hands vigorously.

The young man stepped forward to salute and said: "Eminent monk, my name is Gao Cai, and this is my old lady Gao. The old lady heard that the eminent monk came to subdue the demons, so I came here to meet you."

Mrs. Gao bowed to salute and said, "Eminent Monk, I am very grateful."

Tang Sanzan looked baffled, thinking that this guy is fine, why would you thank me?

But there is free food to eat, so he is naturally willing to eat free, so he returned the courtesy and said: "Amitabha, that's a little effort. Both of you sit down and eat something?"

The old man Gao shook his head again and again: "I have eaten it, and the eminent monk is slow to use it. Dare I ask the eminent monk's dharma name, where did it come from, and where do you want to go?"

Tang Sanzan replied subconsciously: "The poor monk Tang Sanzan came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to learn scriptures."

Old Mrs. Gao didn't seem surprised that Tang Sanzan ate meat, but was surprised by Tang Sanzan's origin: "It turns out that he is an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. No wonder he has such a way to subdue demons. Admiration, admiration!

To be honest, the pig demon you just drove away is my son-in-law. "

Tang Sanzan was stunned by his son-in-law?He drove away his son-in-law, and he came to thank himself?

Is this old man sick?

Mrs. Gao quickly explained: "The eminent monk doesn't know something. This matter has to be talked about three years ago."

Tang Sanzan had nothing to do with him, so he just ate and drank while listening to stories, which was quite enjoyable.

It turned out that Mrs. Gao had three daughters, the eldest daughter and the second daughter were married, and the youngest daughter was also an adult.So Mrs. Gao publicly recruited a son-in-law

His idea is very simple. There are only three daughters in his family, two of whom are married far away, and the remaining one must stay at home, firstly to take care of the elderly, and secondly to make fun of it.

So I plan to find a door-to-door son-in-law

At this time, a dark-faced man came, and he reported that his family was from Fuling Mountain, a widow, no parents, and unmarried, and he was willing to stay and be his son-in-law.

In addition, this man has great strength and can work.

Mrs. Gao also agreed, but in the end, who knows, this guy can eat more than a dozen people in one meal, that's fine, the key is that he often changes his face.

Chapter 21

For a while, it looks like a human, and for a while it looks like a wild boar with a long mouth and big ears.

Neighbors and relatives in the neighborhood all said that their family hired a son-in-law of a monster, and the reputation became worse and worse, and relatives stayed away.

Someone outside said that the family was not waiting to see him, and the old man was getting more and more haggard, and he wanted to drive away the monster.

However, when the monster got angry, it directly grabbed the youngest daughter Gao Cuilan and locked her in the backyard of Gao's house, occupying her by force.

The old man Gao had no choice but to look around for mages, eminent monks, and Taoists to catch the monster.However, all they found were wine bags and rice bags, deceptive things, and they bragged so much that they were all knocked to the ground when they encountered pig demons.

Even the pig demon uttered a bold statement that no monks or Taoists are allowed within a hundred miles of Gaolaozhuang, otherwise they will be found and beaten one by one.

Originally, Mrs. Gao was already desperate and gave up, but she never expected to meet Tang Sanzan and his party.

That's why Mrs. Gao was so excited. He came to visit and treat guests to dinner.

Old Mrs. Gao pointed in the direction of her house and said, "Eminent Monk, there isn't much good food in this small shop, why don't you go to the humble house and sit down?"

Tang Sanzan looked in the direction that Mrs. Gao pointed, and could vaguely see a corner of the attic in a tall courtyard.But that corner, in the eyes of Tang Sanzan, is different from what ordinary people see.There was a familiar aura lingering there, he really couldn't remember who that aura belonged to, but he had a feeling that the owner of that aura was very important to him!

Tang Sanzan asked: "Who lives there?"

The old man Gao sighed, "That is the attic where the little girl Gao Cuilan was imprisoned."

Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up, his shiny head was running fast, thinking, could this woman who is very important to him be his past wife?

Besides this, he really doesn't think there is any other woman that he considers important

So he put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hand and asked, "How long is it?"

Before Mrs. Gao could speak, Gao Cai said, "My young lady naturally looks like a fish falling into a wild goose!"

boom!

Tang Sanzan slapped the table, put his bald head in front of Mrs. Gao, pointed at himself and asked, "You don't like that pig, so what do you think of me being your son-in-law?"

"Ah?!" Old Mrs. Gao was completely dumbfounded.

Before he could react, the bald man had already dragged Mrs. Gao out, and asked as he walked, "If you don't speak, it's considered an approval. Let's go to inspect the goods first, cough cough, and go on a blind date.

If there is no problem, we can hold the wedding tomorrow. "

The white dragon horse who was stealing food in the backyard heard this and almost shed tears. He hurried over, bit Tang Monk's trouser leg, and shouted: "Master, we are monks, and we are going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. What are you doing?" How can you leave after getting married?"

Tang Sanzan said indifferently: "Ordinary people's life is only a hundred years in a hurry. Besides, didn't this old man say that? Find someone to take care of him until the end of his life. After I take him away, we will take our wives and children to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures! At that time, there were more than ten or twenty more people!

Besides, there is no age limit for learning Buddhist scriptures, we are not short of the past few years."

"Master, precepts, precepts! Your virtue is not in place, and you will not be able to get the scriptures even if you go to the West." Bai Longma thought very clearly, he must not let this thief be bald, otherwise he will go all the way , Ten years or eight years here, hundreds or thousands of years there, when will I go to the Western Paradise and get the scriptures?If he can't get the scriptures, he will have to be a horse for this bald thief for the rest of his life. The point is, he has to watch this bald thief pick up girls and eat delicious food every day, while he can only be single and eat grass!

This day is definitely worse than death!

Therefore, this time Bailongma also went all out, hugging the thief's bald thighs, and tried hard to persuade him.

Tang Sanzan replied casually: "If they don't give it, won't we snatch it? Don't worry, we will definitely get it."