Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Bai Longma was speechless for a while, robbing Lingshan?Is this bald thief crazy?

But thinking about the terrifying fighting power of this bald thief, maybe it is really possible to do it

However, he didn't want to be cannon fodder!

Bai Longma shouted: "Master, listen to me!"

"Let's go!" The thief raised his bald feet, and a white horse flew into the sky, disappearing from everyone's sight.

Tang Sanzun clapped his hands and said: "My ears are finally quiet, father-in-law, let's go?"

When Mrs. Gao heard this, tears were about to fall. Why did he feel that he just climbed out of the pig's nest and fell into the livestock pen?

This thief is going to serve him away with a bald mouth, which is more ruthless than that pig demon!

However, in the face of this tough bald man who was killing his disciples, he didn't dare to refute, so he could only walk away bitterly with his head down.

Soon arrived at Gao's house.

The closer he was to Gao's house, the clearer Tang San's feeling was, as if he was burning with anxiety and couldn't wait for a second.

So, without waiting for Mrs. Gao to open the door, he opened the door and shouted at the top of his voice, "Madam, where are you? I'm here to see you!"

Old Mrs. Gao heard the words, and smiled wryly in her heart: Why are these words so familiar?

This is exactly the same as what the pig demon said when he entered the door!

His heart suddenly became cold again.

At this time, an old woman ran out and cried loudly: "You pig demon, don't go too far! If you really can't, I will fight with you!"

In the end, when he saw a clean and shiny monk who entered the door, he was a little dazed.Looking at Mrs. Gao with questioning eyes, Mrs. Gao sighed and said, "Oh, what a crime!"

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Tang Sanbu turned around and grabbed Gao Cai, and asked, "Where is your third lady?"

Gao Cai didn't dare to hide, pointed to the attic in the backyard and said, "Then"

Tang Sanbu nodded, and strode over, the back door was locked by a big lock, but the bald man acted as if he didn't see it, just pushed the lock and it exploded

The Gao family was terrified watching this scene, let alone dared to resist.

Only old Mrs. Gao gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and shouted: "Eminent Monk, you haven't paid homage yet, are you in too much of a hurry? Why don't you take it easy?"

Tang Sancan couldn't wait any longer, he waved his hands and said, "When the feelings are in place, the etiquette is invalidated, there is no need to visit the hall, let's make a baby today!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan closed the door with his backhand: "Don't come in, just wait to hold your grandson!"

Looking at the back of Tang Sanzan, Gao's family cried bitterly: "You made a crime!"

Tang Sanzun rubbed his hands, smiled and went upstairs.

Of course his goal was not Gao Cuilan, but something that exuded that familiar feeling.

But people are here, if you don't get angry, then he is not Tang Sanbu.

I'm also sorry for his penance for hundreds of millions of years, engraved in the bones of the gene that deserves to be beaten.

The room was pitch black, there was no light at all, and I went up to the second floor in the dark

Tang Sanzan shouted: "My lady, I'm coming!"

Chapter 22 The bald man is also cowardly

"Wuwu why are you here again? As I said, I would rather die than follow!" The voice was soft and helpless, and the sound of crying was mixed with it. I really felt pity for it.

Tang Sanzhu said: "I'm not that pig, that pig has already been beaten away by my apprentice. My name is Tang Sanzhu, and I'm your new husband, maybe it's your past, ex-husband, oh, I can't tell. .Look at me, look at who I am!"

"Don't lie to me, you think I don't know you are good at the art of transformation? No matter what you look like, I won't believe you." Gao Cuilan said.

Tang Sanzun scratched his bald head and said: "How about you light the lamp and inspect the goods first?"

Gao Cuilan snorted and said, "You never sent candles, and you locked the doors and windows, where can I go to light the lamp?"

Tang Sanzan slapped his forehead and remembered, what kind of candles to use in broad daylight!

Tang Sanzan turned around, pointed in one direction, and punched out!

boom!

The wall exploded!

The bright sunlight shone into the room, Tang Sanzan turned his head slowly, and said with a smile: "I can see clearly this time, lady, a spring night is worth a thousand gold, let's"

Before Tang Sanzan could finish speaking, his eyes fell on an amber stone on the table beside him, the familiar aura was emanating from it.In other words, there are no acquaintances here

I can't help feeling a little disappointed

咚咚

Two footsteps sounded, Tang Sanzan looked up, his expression suddenly became distorted.

Behind him, in the darkness, was a burly figure, with heavy steps, stomping on the floor, making a creaking sound.

The other party approached, and the light shone on her body, Tang Sanzan only felt his heart go cold.

I saw an extremely burly woman with a round face and small eyes standing in front of Tang Sanzan.

She looked at Tang Sanzan with surprise and joy, shyly raised a pair of futon-sized hands to cover her face, and said shyly, "Oh, why are you so good-looking?"

At this moment, Mrs. Gao was probably afraid that her daughter would offend the fierce bald thief and cause trouble to her upper body, so she shouted at the top of her voice, "Cuilan, my father found you a new husband. Tang Lai, you, hey"

Mrs. Gao really wanted to say, if you can’t do it, just follow suit.

Anyway, living with an individual is better than living with a pig.

However, as a father, he can't say such things to his own daughter.

However, these half-sentences were enough, Gao Cuilan's eyes sparkled, she grinned, and said with a smile: "You didn't lie to me, you are really a human being! You are also an extremely beautiful and good person!"

Tang Sanzan looked at the woman's appearance, subconsciously shook his head and said, "Uh, actually, I'm not considered a person."

"Actually, I'm not an individual, we happened to be in the right place." Gao Cuilan looked at Tang Sanzan with great excitement.

Tang Sanzan hurriedly shouted: "Don't, don't, don't get excited, I'm a monk, we are not suitable."

The old lady Gao shouted: "He's returned to vulgarity!"

Tang San Zan wished to go down and strangle the old man to death, but Gao Cuilan shouted excitedly: "It's okay to return to vulgarity, my husband, a spring night is worth a thousand gold, come on!"