Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Hearing this, the surrounding villagers were at a loss.

Zhu Ganglian's legs were weak, and he almost didn't kneel on the ground

Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel and threw a pestle on the ground, pointed at Zhu Gang's mane and said, "Damn pig's head, grandpa's name has also been reported, let's fight as soon as possible!"

Zhu Ganglu wailed in his heart: "It's really that Bi Mawen! How can we fight this, if we can't beat it, how can we hang around in Gao Laozhuang in the future?"

Zhu Gang's eyeballs rolled around, and finally his eyes fell on the bald man who was holding a whip, looked dumb, and was quite talkative.

With an idea, he shouted: "Wait a minute, you monkey, why do you say I'm making trouble?

I'm just picky, why pick something?

Master, please comment.

Which sentence did I make trouble with?

My meaning is very clear, if you play well, I will reward you.

If you don't play well, then I'm sure it's not good

Isn't that too much? ! "

He thought about it, the monk in front of him was stupid, he should be an honest and responsible person, he said so, with so many people watching, the other party would definitely stand on the side of reason for the sake of face.

However, the honest-looking bald man tilted his head, squinted his eyes, and said with a dark face: "Teacher, what he means is that our show may not be good.

You said, our program might not be good? "

Sun Wukong rested his fists on his chest, pressed Zhu Ganglu with a sneer, his eyes full of threats, and asked, "I don't think it's possible. Pig head, what do you think? Is it possible?"

Although Zhu Ganglian is 1.3 meters tall, at this moment, he is forced to retreat by a [-]-meter monkey, and dare not breathe

Then another bald head came over and asked with a gloomy and threatening face: "You said, is it possible?"

Zhu Gangmen staggered back.

Monkey King pressed on step by step: "Is it possible? Pig head, talk! Why don't you talk?"

"That's right, talk!" The bald man leaned forward and almost wrote the words "killing pigs" on his face, which was very terrifying.

Zhu Ganglian said with a crying voice: "No, no, no, it's impossible. How could it be unsightly? I'll give it a reward!"

Tang Sanzun said: "I haven't performed yet, what are you paying for? It's like we robbed? We are serious monkeys."

Monkey King still nodded to this in the front, but his face turned dark when he heard the back.

Chapter 20

Zhu Gangli wanted to laugh when he heard the words, but he didn't dare to laugh when he saw the black-faced monkey in front of him.He had a feeling that the monkey was full of anger and was worried about whom to vent to? He was determined not to give the other party a chance.

So while holding back his smile, Zhu Ganglian rolled his eyes and came up with a bad idea: "How about you continue to perform? Master, you continue, you continue."

As soon as Monkey King quit, he was about to say something when Tang Sanzan nodded in agreement and said: "Yes, continuing to perform to make money and eat big meals is the kingly way."

Sun Wukong's heart skipped a beat!

Zhu Ganglu was overjoyed in his heart: "Hmph, dead monkey, you embarrass me today. When you really perform, I will record it for you with a photocopy stone, and take it to the sky later, hehe

It's interesting that the majestic Monkey King is being played like a monkey! "

Zhu Gangli looked at Tang Sanzan expectantly.

Tang Sanzan raised the hammer and dropped it, and the gong resounded throughout his life!

Then, under Zhu Gangli's extremely excited eyes and Sun Wukong's desperate eyes, he shouted: "The next show is monkey-pig sparring!"

Hearing this, Zhu Gangli and Monkey King were taken aback at the same time.

Then the two reacted very differently.

The pig just turned from laughing to crying;

But Sun Wukong broke his fist and smiled ferociously.

Then Zhu Gang ran to Lao Gao and shouted: "Hey, hey, I didn't say to participate in your performance!"

Sun Wukong grinned grinningly and said: "Pig head, you can't help this? Watch!"

While speaking, Monkey King soared into the sky!

Seeing that he couldn't run away, Zhu Ganglian waved a nine-tooth nail rake into his hand, while blocking left and right, turned around and ran away.

Monkey King followed closely behind, and the two ran one after the other and disappeared.

Tang Sanzan looked up at the sky, the white dragon horse came over, and said in a low voice: "Master, the actor ran away, is this our first performance a failure?"

Tang Sanzan said disapprovingly: "Who said the performance failed? Learn!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan raised the gong!

when!

"Everyone, I made a mistake just now. The first program is not a monkey-pig fight, but a pig-monkey standing long jump. You watched the program just now, shouldn't you pay for it?"

Hearing this, Bai Longma immediately lowered his head, pretending that he didn't know this shameless master.

However, what surprised him was that instead of being angry, the crowd applauded and applauded: "Master, you are so humorous!"

"Is this method used to subdue demons now?"

"We thought you were really playing with monkeys, so you are descending demons?"

"You chased away that monster, that is our benefactor of Gao Laozhuang, you should pay, you should pay! I will pay first!"

"I will too!"

Wow

After a while, there was a pile of copper plates and broken silver in front of Tang Sanzan, and there were even two or three large silver ingots!

The white dragon horse next to him had the word "dumb" written all over his face.

Only Tang Sanzan squatted there with a look of bewilderment, happily picking up the money with a smile.

I don't have the consciousness of an eminent monk at all.

After collecting the money, Tang Sanzan waved his hand and said, "Let's go, go for the delicious and spicy food!"