Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Sun Wukong said: "You don't know what Huazhai means?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head.

Sun Wukong patiently explained: "It's because of our status as a monk, we came to ask for some food."

Tang Sanzan heard it, and thoughtfully said: "Isn't this just a change of hairstyle to beg for food? You call this Huazhai?"

Sun Wukong was speechless for a while

After coughing twice, Sun Wukong asked a little puzzled: "Master, don't you know that this is a Buddhist tradition?"

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes and said: "Where I live, there are no Buddhist schools, only beggars.

Could it be that those beggars shaved their heads and formed an organization? "

Sun Wukong didn't know much about Buddhism, so he was immediately speechless when asked by Tang San.

Tang Sanzun said: "Forget it, no matter what is going on, I won't do it anyway, it's too embarrassing.

What's more, I don't eat any vegetarians.

I want to eat meat, big fish and big meat!

Along the way, I ate and slept in the open and never went to a restaurant, and finally arrived at the Zhuangzi, where I had to eat and drink well.

You are responsible for the solution! "

Sun Wukong was a little embarrassed, touched his chin, and asked tentatively: "Master, look, can we not pay for meals?"

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes and said, "That's a bit too shameless, isn't it?"

Sun Wukong said: "Then do you have money?"

Tang Sanzan's eyes froze, and he suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have a single copper coin.

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said, "You don't want to eat the overlord's meal, and we have no money, so how should we eat? If it is an ordinary vegetarian meal, we can still ask for it by virtue of our status as a monk. But this big fish and meat, good wine and good food, But it will be difficult."

Tang Sanzan rubbed his chin, muttering: "This is indeed a problem."

Speaking of this, Tang Sanzan squinted at the white dragon horse under his crotch.

Chapter 19

The white dragon horse's hair stood on end in an instant, and he called out: "Horse meat is not tasty, sour master, I have a cold recently, diarrhea, and thin clothes!"

Tang Sanbu said: "Wukong, this horse should be able to sell for some money, right?"

Monkey King is speechless, the third prince is here to send you to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, you are good, you are going to sell it for money after riding for two days.

Monkey King was still righteous, coughed dryly and said: "Master, this horse can be sold for some money, the question is, after selling him, what will you ride in the future?"

Tang Sanzan looked sideways at Monkey King and said, "Couldn't you be a 72 change?"

Sun Wukong: ""

At this moment, a ray of light appeared on Tang Sanzan's head, and then he jumped off the white horse and walked towards a nearby house.

Bai Longma said with tears in his voice: "Eldest brother, master is really going to sell me. He promised to go to the West Heaven, and his meritorious deeds will be mixed with fame. I have settled down in advance, so be careful on the road."

Monkey King said: "Why should I be careful? Can I still be afraid of those monsters on the road?"

Bai Longma said earnestly, "I mean, be careful, Master."

Sun Wukong was speechless

At this moment, they saw Tang Sanzan coming out with a big copper gong and a whip pinned to his waist, and then he laughed at Monkey King: "Wukong, there is a way to make money as a teacher."

Sun Wukong had a bad feeling: "Master, how do you make money?"

Tang Sanzun grinned: "Monkey-playing!"

Sun Wukong: "&"

"Dangdangdang!"

Tang Sanzan beat the big gong all the way, shouting in his mouth: "Fathers and folks, don't miss it when you pass by, the monkeys from the Eastern Tang Dynasty can count, jump high, and do somersaults! The rich It’s a game for money, but it’s a game for people without money!”

When people heard it, they were immediately curious and gathered around to join in the fun.

Tang Sanzan was overjoyed, and pushed Monkey King next to him: "Apprentice, it's up to you to get rich today!"

Sun Wukong glanced sideways at Tang Sanzan, and then at the surrounding villagers. He was wondering if he should fight this bald man or these villagers.

At this moment, a sneer came: "What are you doing?"

Tang Sanzun looked back, and saw a huge monster with a long mouth, big ears, a mane on the back of its neck, and a height of nearly [-] meters walking over.He has a fierce face and sharp eyes, as if he is about to strike if he disagrees.

Tang Sanzan pointed at Monkey King with a harmless face and said with a smile: "Monkey tricker."

Sun Wukong wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in, he refused to turn back for fear of being seen and ashamed

The other party was also taken aback, apparently he didn't expect this guy who was obviously a monk to be so tasteless, he just lied when he opened his mouth.

Zhu Gang rolled his eyeballs and said with a smile: "Monkey playing? All right, show me a trick. If you play well, you will be rewarded. If you don't play well, don't blame me, old pig, for being rude."

Before Tang Sanbu could speak, Monkey King's ears twitched, his eyes flashed, and he blocked Tang Sanbu with a whoosh.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, this guy is provoking trouble, please don't move this time, let me do it."

Sun Wukong knew very well that now there is no need to play monkeys with [-]% success in a fight, so this battle must be fought!

Seeing this monkey, Zhu Gang was stunned for a moment, and thought, "Why does this monkey look familiar?"

Then a figure flashed in his mind, Zhu Ganglu trembled, and wailed in his heart: "I, Cao, isn't this Bi Mawen who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then? This can't be beaten!"

But Zhu Gangli looked at the other party's big white rabbit and small pants, and was puzzled again.

He remembered that the one who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace back then was a guy with a golden helmet and a red cloak, majestic and majestic like a god-man.

But this thing in front of me looks like a real monkey

Not sure, but Zhu Ganglian refused to take the risk, seeing the monkey approaching, he shouted: "Stop!"

Sun Wukong folded his arms and asked, "You dead pig, what are you calling?"

Zhu Gang said: "Monkey, I don't want to beat anyone who has no names. What's your name, tell me your name."

Sun Wukong smiled: "Listen well, I am the Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused the disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, so is Sun Wukong!"