Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Hearing this, Fairy Xing's face turned pale. She has only practiced Taoism for 800 years, but the bald man in front of him opened his mouth to eat monsters that have been around for thousands of years, and even bled them one by one...Is this really a monk?Why does she feel that this is a big devil?

She subconsciously looked at Shibagong, Shibagong smiled wryly, saying that you have seen it too, this monk really has a problem with his character.

Before she could look at anyone else, a bald head blocked her view.

The bald thief pointed at himself and said, "I forgot to introduce myself.

My name is Tang San Zan, you can call me San Zan, Zan Zan, Brother Zan, whatever...

After we get married, I think, our husband has twelve, and one is born every hour, so we can make up his twelve zodiac signs.

Then, our goal is to have 36 Tiangangs and 72 Dishas. When they are free, let them fly to the sky to perform a flurry of stars for us...

Fairy, why do you look so ugly?

But feeling unwell?

Or, I'll take you home to lie down? "

After finishing speaking, the bald man took Fairy Xing and walked into the house.

A group of old guys suddenly became furious, and quickly got up and shouted: "Hey hey hey... Holy monk, you just met and you are not married yet, don't worry!"

Then the two old men hurriedly pulled away Xingxianzi, and the other two pulled Tang Sanzan to sit down quickly, and while handing over various food, they coaxed: "Holy monk, we are all young people, don't be too hasty in everything." , enough time..."

"Women, shy, step by step, step by step..."

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Fairy Xing over there finally came to her senses, she was fooled by that bald man just now, and almost followed her into the house.If it weren't for the quick awakening of a few old brothers, she reckoned that the bald man would be faster, and it would probably be over.

Fairy Xing blushed, and smiled wryly in her heart. She thought she would have to spend a little time trying to hook up with this monk, but in the end...it seemed that she had to be on guard.

When she came back to her senses, Fairy Xing hurriedly said: "What are you still looking at? Hurry up and offer tea!"

While talking, there were two more girls in yellow clothes, one holding a red lacquer plate, inside the plate were six thin magnetic teapots, each containing different kinds of fruits, and a silver spoon was placed on the side.

The other girl was holding a teapot made of white iron with brass inlaid in it. The fragrance of the tea in the teapot spread out, filling the room with a delicate fragrance.

After pouring the tea, Fairy Xing showed her white lotus-like arm slightly, held a magnetic bowl and respected everyone: "The fairy is having fun tonight, and he is accompanied by the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty. How about a good sentence?"

When the old men heard this, they quickly shook their heads. They had experienced the so-called holy monk's good words. It was driving a sentence, which was extremely vulgar and degrading.

Fuyun old man said: "Fairy Xing, you are late, this link has already passed, why don't we talk about something else?"

"Yes, yes, let's talk about something else!"

Everyone changed the topic one after another...

However, Tang Sanzan shouted: "Don't, the poor monk is full of poetry. Since the fairy is interested, let's continue!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan approached Fairy Xing: "Sister, what do you want to say?"

Fairy Xing dodged back and said, "Uh... I'm not talented, so I shouldn't show my shame. How about the holy monk say a few more words? Hmm... Let me write a poem."

The old men just wanted to stop them, but the bald man opened his mouth and came right away:

"The girl in front of me is as beautiful as a picture, and I wanted to write a poem and present it to the world."

Hearing this round, the old men were slightly taken aback, and said to themselves, "Hey, although it's not very good, it seems that they didn't drive."

"Could it be that this bald man knows how to restrain himself in front of beautiful women?"

Fairy Xing gave them a look, as if to say: Look, isn't this a normal monk?It's not as bad as you say.

Everyone is breathing a sigh of relief...

Tang Sanzan continued: "However, the poor monk is uneducated, only I have big breasts!"

Bang!

The magnetic bowl in Fairy Xing's hand fell directly to the ground, and it fell to pieces!

Several old men covered their faces at the same time, thinking: "Sure enough, dogs can't change eating shit, and bald people can't change driving!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Fairy Xing disapprovingly, and said with a grin: "Sister, how about your poem? Let me tell you, it's absolutely true, not a single lie."

Fairy Xing laughed dryly: "This...well, it's pretty good..."

She really couldn't go on with her conscience, she suddenly turned around and looked at Shiba Gong and others and asked, "What do you think?"

Everyone just wanted to scold their mothers, but in the end they held back and praised reluctantly: "It's not bad, it's worthy of being a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, every word is perfect..."

Shiba Gong couldn't take it anymore, so he winked and signaled everyone to stop talking nonsense and get to the point!

So Fairy Xing approached Tang Sanzan slightly, and whispered in a low voice: "Holy monk, great talent, why not take advantage of this good night, let's... hey hey!"

Fairy Xing wanted to flirt a few more words, but before she finished speaking, she was hugged by Tang Sanbu, striding towards the house, saying as she walked, "I understand what sister means! It's worth a thousand gold, so let's not waste our efforts!"

Fairy Xing quickly turned around and gave everyone a wink.

Shiba Gong hurriedly shouted: "Holy Monk, Fairy Xing just wants to have a long talk with you, nothing else."

Tang San buried his head and said without turning his head: "Try the thickness and you will know, no need to play!"

Everyone: "￥..."

Chapter 117

Mr. Guzhi added: "Fairy Xing has a strict family education, so don't mess around!"

"Bang!"

The door was closed.

Several old men immediately got together.

Ling Kongzi said: "Brothers, what should we do now?"

Gu Zhizheng said: "According to the plan, we will transform into Fairy Xing's family members and immediately go in and arrest people. At that time, Fairy Xing will cooperate with us, saying that the monk is too strong, and we will use it as a threat. The other party is a Buddhist disciple after all. He is still a disciple of the Tathagata, nothing else is important, the most important thing is innocence, as long as he is willing to submit, everything will be simple..."

Shiba Gong shook his head and said: "This is not good, the speed is too fast, I'm afraid that Tang Sanzan didn't even take off his pants, he can't catch anything, isn't he busy in vain?"

"That makes sense! Then let's wait? But how long should we wait?"

Shiba Gong thought for a while and said: "Ten breaths should be enough for him to take off his clothes, before he has time to touch Fairy Xing."

"it is good!"