Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Everyone nodded, and then silently began the countdown.

"ten!"

"Nine!"

"Eight!"

As soon as the voice fell, there was only a bang, and the door opened.

Everyone was stunned, and looked up, only to see Tang Sanzan walking out with his trousers in his hands, shaking his head as he walked, and said, "I kept you guys waiting for a long time, that... shall we continue drinking tea and reciting poems?"

The eyes of the old men were straightened, and they were directly shocked by the speed of this bald man!

In three breaths, this product came out!

Judging by his expression, he seems quite satisfied!

They stared at Tang Sanzan one by one, and then looked inside the door, only to see Fairy Xing running out crying, then ran outside without looking at the crowd.

The old men looked at each other, and they all saw the anger in each other's eyes, ah, bah, this is too fast!

They wanted to do a fairy dance, but they haven't danced yet, it's over!

Immediately furious...

Several people looked at each other, walked to the corner, and discussed.

Shiba Gongdao: "What should I do? The Immortal Dance hasn't started yet, it's over, or is it a fake show?"

Everyone was about to say something when a sound transmission jade pendant in Yunsou's arms shook twice.

Old man Fuyun took out some, and said, "Fellow Daoist Baimo, long time no see, what's the matter?"

"Old Fuyun, let me tell you, there is big news!" Yu Peili said excitedly.

"What news?" Old Man Fuyun asked in a low voice.

The other party said: "The latest news I got is that it came from the Flame Mountain. Do you know about the Buddhist scriptures from the west? It was facilitated by the Buddhist sect who wanted to pick up the plane and enter the east..."

Old man Fuyun looked at the bald man over there who was drinking tea and drinking alone, and said in a low voice, "I know, what's wrong?"

"Buddhist sect is lost! Their Tang monk has been kidnapped! Everyone didn't know it before, but now they don't know who spread it. The whole world knows... This time Buddhism is lost!

After so many years of planning, a fake Tang monk emerged.Now two Tang monks are going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, do you think it's funny? "

Hearing this, old man Fuyun's heart skipped a beat. Looking at the bald man again, he had a bad feeling in his heart, and hurriedly asked, "Two Tang monks? Is there any difference between these two?"

"Difference? The difference is huge! The real Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a good man in ten lives, and now he is just an ordinary person.

But the fake monk Tang was different. I heard that the three bodhisattvas he directly suppressed did not dare to make a sound. In the end, he honestly gave money for his life so that he could leave alive.That level of power, that level of strength, is simply appalling! "

Hearing this, old man Fuyun and the others felt a chill in their hearts, and chills ran down their spines.

All of them looked at Shiba Gong, meaning, you brought the man back, are you sure what you brought back is real?

If it's fake, everyone can prepare for the funeral!

The Eighteenth Duke hurriedly said: "This must be true, he brought Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli and others. Tang Seng can pretend, this disciple must be right, right? Who doesn't know, then Monkey King, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing Is it the Taoist disciple left by the Buddhist sect to Tang Seng? Besides, isn’t the picture that was passed on not long ago clearly drawn? I checked it and it is absolutely true!”

Hearing this, the old men breathed a sigh of relief.

They collected themselves and continued to ask, "Fellow Daoist Baimo, do you have any other news?"

"Yes, it's also the news that just came in recently. It is said that the fake Tang Sanzan is extremely powerful. It was pushed all the way across the way. The demons and ghosts that passed by were either killed or eaten. Even in the sky The stars in the world and the Manjushri Bodhisattva in the West were all reincarnated by him...

Even Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, was beaten up and called senior by him, and he saved his life by saying good things.

Let me tell you, the main reason is to think about it, you seem to be on the only way he must go west, so I remind you, don't bump into that killing god.

Be careful that he chops you old dryads into firewood and uses it for barbecue! "

Hearing this, the old dryads seemed to have entered winter early, trembling when the north wind blew...

Several people looked at Shibagong again, Shibagong said firmly: "Don't worry, this is absolutely true!"

The old man Fuyun trembled and asked Baimo, "Fellow Daoist...then that...then...is there any way to distinguish the real Tang monk from the fake one?"

Bai Mo said: "Yes, you remember, that fake Tang Monk looks harmless to humans and animals, and he is a little bit of a beating... The real Tang Monk has a good face, and his body is burly and powerful, like a muscular monster."

Fuyun old man immediately asked the others: "How is the figure of the holy monk? Doesn't he look worthy of a beating?"

The old men panicked a long time ago, how could they pay attention to this...

But thinking about the poems that the bald man said, it is indeed a bit embarrassing.

Suddenly everyone panicked...

Shiba Gong said as if comforting himself: "This... is not too much to be beaten, it must be true, really..."

Ling Kongzi asked: "Is there any other way to distinguish?"

Bai Mo said: "Yes, the real Tang Seng is alone, and the fake Tang Seng is accompanied by Monkey King, Zhu Gangli, Liu Macaque, Sha Wujing and Bai Longma. In short, there are many people who are fake, and those who are alone are real... Tell me, this time the Buddhist sect has lost your master. Ten thousand years of layout, it turned out to be a fake Tang monk... Hey? Are you listening? Is there anyone else?"

Despite the constant sound in the jade stone, there was complete silence in the room. The old men seemed to have fallen into an ice cellar. While trembling, their hearts became cold.

Then he looked at the Shibagong in unison, and the Shibagong said in a tearful tone: "I don't know, there are fakes of this thing... and, the fake ones are more real than the real ones..."

Then everyone looked at the bald man who drank tea and ate fruit, who was happy and had a shiny head.

Chapter 118

Then I think that when this guy opens his mouth, it's Shishi, Xiangxiang, and An'an, the four are labeled as one, and the word treacherous is centered on mine.

This is clearly an old prostitute, an old pervert, expect him to be responsible?

Difficult……

They know that when they're done, their girls will most likely be prostituted for nothing!

The only thing everyone should be secretly thankful for is that thanks to the bald man's fast speed, otherwise they would break in and perform a fairy jump...

That's not fairy jumping, it's collective suicide by jumping into a fire pit!

Thinking of their own lives because of the other party's premature ejaculation, each of them didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

"What are you muttering about? Come here quickly! Drink tea!" Tang Sanzan urged.

Several people looked at each other and saw the care and caution in each other's eyes.