Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

There is a stone house in the distance, with three large characters written on the door, Muxian Nunnery.

Everyone pushed open the door and walked in, only to see the naked ghost walking away from Gulai with a plate of poria cocos paste, and then took five bowls of fragrant soup.

The four old men invited Tang Sanzan to taste it, Tang Sanzan was not afraid, he just took it and ate it, the taste was really good.

Seeing this, the four old men smiled slightly, and they all picked up their food to start eating

While eating, Mr. Guzhi suddenly opened his mouth and said: "Since you guys don't talk, I'll make a start and throw bricks to attract jade.

Water flows from the edge of the stone, and fragrance floats from the flowers.

The whole house is clean and elegant, without any dust.

"

When everyone heard it, they applauded in unison, and then looked at Tang Sanzan in unison: "Holy Monk, can you write a poem that fits the occasion?"

Tang Sanzan was not discouraged either, looking at the bad old men in front of him, he thought it would be better if they were replaced by a few girls, and now this beautiful scenery is wasted in vain.

So he opened his mouth and said:

"Teacher and teacher have long legs, and Xiangxiang has a lot of affection for me. An'anna's skin is Saixue. Four of them make one.

Fortunately, since the emperor did not pay, it took a long time to write new words.Pulled and pressed again several times.The word treacherous centered on me. "

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned. Why is this poem not like poetry?

At this time, Shibagong said: "This is not a poem, this is a word, Xijiangyue!"

Everyone suddenly realized, only the bald man looked blank and muttered in his heart: "What is Xijiangyue? What the hell?"

Everyone didn't notice that the bald man was distracted, but started to study his words instead.

Ling Kongzi savored carefully: "Teacher and student have long legs, and the fragrance is more fragrant to me. Anna's skin is Saixue, four of them make one, four, three women and one man, make one."

Ling Kongzi's face turned red immediately.

The ghost messenger muttered with bright eyes: "I don't understand the ones in front of me, but the adulterous words are centered on me, so I understand! Good guy, the holy monk really knows how to play!"

Shibagong, Guzhigong, and Fuyunsou also understood, and all of them said with blushing faces: "This holy monk is indeed from the Tang Dynasty, he can play, he really can play, haha"

The ghost emissary said: "There is a bright moon here, delicious food and good soup, and elegant people, but there are no women. The holy monk recited three women, which really filled a lot of elegance."

Everyone laughed dryly, such turbulent poems are also called elegance?I bother!

But everyone can also see that the thief drove with his mouth open, and the speed was quite fast.

Let him go on reciting poems, then they are not reciting poems anymore, it is true obscenity, if it spreads out, people may lose it.

So Shibagong said: "Holy monk, reciting poems and composing lyrics is meaningless, why don't we match each other."

For the pair, Tang Sanzan knew what it was, now that he was interested, he didn't care: "Come, come, just come!"

As he was talking, he suddenly heard footsteps outside.

Everyone looked and saw two girls in green clothes outside the stone house, carrying a bunch of crimson gauze lanterns, leading a fairy behind them.The fairy twirled an apricot blossom and walked into the stone house with a smile.

Tang Sanzan only took one look, and his eyeballs straightened!

This woman was wearing a five-colored plum light red skirt and a smoky coat that was lighter than armor.

The clothes danced with the wind, carrying a fairy charm, but there was an indescribable charm between the eyebrows and eyes.

Seeing Tang Sanbu staring at her, the woman blushed pretty and turned her head away.

The four old men hurriedly got up and said, "Oh, what wind brought Xingxian out?"

Fairy Xing greeted everyone with blessings, then looked at Tang San with winking eyes and said: "I know there are some good guests here today, so come and have a look."

The four old men subconsciously looked at Tang Sanzan whose eyes were shining, and then winked desperately at Fairy Xing.

Fairy Xing looked at the weird expressions of the four old men, feeling a little confused.

The Eighteenth Duke couldn't bear it anymore, and said via voice transmission: "Fairy Xing, the plan has changed. This monk is not an eminent monk, but an old pervert. He is not worthy of you, so retreat quickly."

Fairy Xing was stunned for a moment, and said via voice transmission: "It is rumored that he is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and he is a good man of the tenth life. He has good cultivation and excellent character. He is the best choice for choosing a spouse."

Shiba Gongdao: "Oh, it's hard to say. The legends are all false."

Fairy Xing said: "Personality is fake, but the meat is also fake, right?"

Shiba Gong hesitated for a moment: "This should not be false. I saw that Monkey King and others followed him. It's not true. How could they follow?"

Fairy Xing smiled: "It's fine if the meat is real, after all, what we want is longevity, not temporary beauty.

Don't forget, we are different from those big monsters, we are just a few little monsters, and we don't have the ability to bear the consequences of eating him.

If we can lure him with love and let him return to the vulgar, without the backing of Lingshan, then we will have a chance."

Chapter 116

Shibagong nodded slightly and said: "It's just his character..."

Fairy Xing said with a smile: "It's just acting, his personality is almost bad, bear with it, let's introduce him into the room later, you listen to me throwing a cup as a sign, when the time comes... Hmph, he will either follow us, or Let him be ruined. I know this kind of monk best, reputation is more important than life."

Shiba Gong's eyes lit up, and he felt that it was feasible.

At this moment, a bald man approached, pulled Shiba Gong away, approached Fairy Xing, and said with a smile: "Fairy, poor monk, let me introduce myself. The poor monk came from the Eastern Land of Tang Dynasty." , the monk who went to the west to seek the scriptures.

This year, young and strong, healthy in mind, never touched a woman since childhood, a single seedling is young and strong, a pine tree is straight and straight, you are satisfied! "

The Gu Zhigong over there turned dark when he heard the words.

The ghost envoy next to him said, "Does Guzhi feel offended?"

Gu Zhigong snorted twice and didn't want to talk... because his body is a pine tree.

Tang Sanzan didn't care what others thought, and continued to introduce himself:

"Let me tell you so.

Our elder brother is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, sitting in a prosperous dynasty.

We have four apprentices, one is Sun Wukong, the great sage of the demons, the other is the general of the navy, the marshal of the canopy, the other is the general of the curtain, and the third is the six-eared macaque, one of the four monkeys of chaos.

Our family also has a decent mount, which is Xiaobailong, the prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea.

In addition to being able to ride, seafood is also enough. If you catch the thousand-year-old or ten-thousand-year-old fish, you can bleed them one by one. "