Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

As soon as this remark came out, no matter whether you are a six-eared macaque or Monkey King, you all became anxious, and shouted in unison: "No!"

Tang Sanzan looked at the two monkeys coldly, bowed to his wrists, and there was a sound of cracking bones, and he said ferociously: "Oh, don't you agree?

Don't worry, the poor monk is a good person, and he respects your personal right to choose.

So, let's do a simple multiple choice question.

First, you two obediently go to the West Paradise with the poor monk.

Second, the poor monk will send you to the west.

Two, choose! "

Sun Wukong wailed in his heart: "My Cao, this sentence again!"

The six-eared macaque wailed bitterly in his heart: "Nimma... is there another choice?"

But the six-eared macaque thought about it, and it didn't matter, anyway, he also wanted to sneak into the team and go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures and seek a positive result.

Now the bald man insisted on accepting him as an apprentice. Although it was different from his plan and he was a little bit aggrieved, in general, the result was similar.

So the six-eared macaque gritted its teeth, bowed and said: "The six-eared macaque pays homage to the master, and the six-eared macaque is willing to follow the eminent monk to the west to obtain the scriptures."

Tang Sanzan looked at Monkey King...

Sun Wukong laughed dryly: "Master... I, I will definitely go with you. I was just joking with you when I said I wouldn't go with you."

The next moment, a big hand grabbed Monkey King's neck, and then pressed it to the ground, pounding him hard: "Are you kidding me?

Ok!

As a teacher, I will also play a good joke on you! "

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan raised his fist and punched the monkey head!

Boom boom boom...

The ground shook for a while, and the screams of monkeys resounded through the sky and the earth.

The six-eared macaque was trembling with fright when it saw this terrifying scene, squatting on the side, and comforted itself: "It's okay, it's okay... Be careful on the road, and it will be fine if you become a Buddha when you reach the Western Paradise."

As a result, a big horse head came over, and while chewing the grass in his mouth, he said: "Brother, don't even think about becoming a Buddha, our master is a fake."

The six-eared macaque was taken aback, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Bai Longma looked at him obliquely and said: "Literally, this Tang San Zang is not the Tang San Zang you thought, do you understand?"

The six-eared macaque suddenly felt his head buzzing, and he calculated his feelings for a long time, got a fat beating, and after sincerely apprenticeship, he actually followed a fake!His tears couldn't help but wanted to fall, and he asked, "Fake...then are we going to Lingshan to learn Buddhist scriptures, or to seek reincarnation? Why do I think reincarnation is more likely?"

Bai Longma curled his lips and said, "Who told you that we went to Lingshan to learn scriptures?"

"Don't learn from the scriptures? Then what are we going to do? If it's not true, it's a hundred thousand miles away?" the six-eared macaque asked.

Bai Longma said meaningfully: "In Master's words, if they give us the scriptures wisely, we will take them; if they don't give them, we will rob them. So, fundamentally speaking, we are going to rob Lingshan."

The six-eared macaque sat blankly on the spot, his eyes staring straight, and there was only one thought in his mind: "This shit is really heaven!"

Obviously, he didn't think Tang Sanzan was more capable than the bald man on Lingshan.

Bai Longma patted him on the shoulder and said: "Son, if you want to be more open, you can go to Lingshan for a while longer. If you don't go, you will go to the west immediately."

The six-eared macaque looked at the ferocious bald man riding on Monkey King, waving his fists and hammering Monkey King, he shrank his neck and said in a low voice, "Brother Ma, please do me a favor."

"You said."

"On the way, let's walk slowly, okay? I haven't lived enough yet."

White Dragon Horse: "￥..."

After beating Monkey King, Tang Sanzan looked at the six-eared macaque, hooked his fingers, and the six-eared macaque approached very tactfully: "Uh...Master, what do you do?"

Tang San said: "They all have a dharma name, and I will give you a dharma name for the master. Your elder brother is called Sun Wukong, your second brother is called Zhu Wufan, and your third brother is called Sha Wujing, so..."

The six-eared macaque looked at Tang Sanzan expectantly, thinking that his name should not be too bad.

In the end, Tang Sanzan clapped his hands and said, "Let's call him Little Six!"

The six-eared macaque's legs softened and almost fell to the ground, cursing in its heart: "Fuck, why does this name sound like a eunuch? Also, what is the logic of this fucking name?"

Sun Wukong and the others were also speechless for a while and said: "Master, everyone is from the generation of enlightenment, so why don't you have a dharma name with enlightenment?"

The six-eared macaque looked gratefully at Monkey King.

Zhu Gangli hehe said: "Elder brother, what's the matter? You have been fighting for a long time, and you are showing sympathy?"

Tang Sanzan glanced at Sun Wukong and said: "Orangutans... Attract each other? Uh... Wukong, little six, don't play too disgustingly."

Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque were speechless, and shouted at the same time: "Master, it's Xingxing, not an orangutan!"

Tang Sanbu returned one of their dumbfounded eyes, and said at the same time: "Although you are monkeys, you are actually close relatives with orangutans. So...you are not allowed to smoke indiscriminately."

The two closed their mouths in despair, too lazy to explain to the bald man.

The two guys just stared with big eyes, expecting Tang Sanzan to change the six-eared macaque to a decent name.

In the end, Tang Sanzan was obviously too lazy to waste his brain cells, and he decided again: "Forget it, don't think about it, just call me Little Six!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan looked at the six-eared macaque with a threatening face and said, "My beloved, you don't have any objections, do you?"

The six-eared macaque felt that if he dared to shake his head, the other party could twist his head off, so he said with a dry smile, "Uh...no problem."

"Then it's such a happy decision!"

Tang Sanzan smiled instantly, and then he looked at the villagers. Now that he has money, he doesn't need to play monkeys anymore, so he thinks these villagers can leave.

As a result, when the villagers saw that the bald man's robbery team had expanded again and targeted them again, they were so frightened that they knelt down on the ground one by one, crying with tears in their eyes:

"Eminent Monk, I beg you to raise your hand, we won't watch this show anymore, we really have no money."

"Eminent Monk, the robbery is not as clean as yours."

"Eminent Monk, leave us something to eat..."

"Eminent monk, I have an old man and a young man... please let me go!"

"Eminent Monk, why don't we stop watching the show?"

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