Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Looking at the pleading figures all over the place, Tang Sanzan scratched his bald head in a daze, and asked Zhu Gangli: "Uh... what do they mean?"

Zhu Gangli said: "It means that there is no money to reward."

Tang Sanbu let out a cry, grabbed the money bag and threw it over, saying: "It's okay, the poor monk has money, and the poor monk rewards you!"

Chapter 87 The Land of the Sunset

The villagers froze for a moment, picked up the money on the ground, wiped it, looked at it, and took a bite.

"Real money, it's really my money!"

"Thank you, my lord!"

"The eminent monk is merciful!"

The villagers immediately laughed through their tears and shouted again and again.

Tang San was as proud as a nouveau riche, dragging the cloth bag with one hand, taking money out with the other, throwing money while walking, that was called a tsundere, and shouting: "Take it!" , take it, grandpa is happy today! Wahahaha..."

People don't care whether you are happy or not, they are happy when they get back their own money.

Seeing that flattering can make monks spend more money, everyone became more slick.

The girls in the brothel and the chefs in the hotel all ran out to flatter, and Tang Sanzan was unambiguous, throwing a lot of money out.

The six-eared macaque said bitterly: "That's all in exchange for my beating... just throw it out like this?"

Sha Wujing patted him on the shoulder and said, "After you have been with Master for a long time, you will understand. In fact, Master is not a bad person, he is quite good..."

The six-eared macaque let out a heck and refused to continue the conversation, obviously not agreeing with Sha Wujing's words.

Bai Longma said sinisterly: "Lao Sha is right. After all, anyone who said bad things about Master was beaten to death by Master."

The six-eared macaque's forehead was suddenly covered with cold sweat, and he said quickly: "Master is very kind and friendly, hahaha... I want to go home... woo woo woo..."

In the end, the Xitian Funeral Group formally recruited a new member, the six-eared macaque, and was welcomed by the villagers to check into the inn. The only thing that made Tang Sanbu unhappy was that the brothel girls here were too ugly... He really couldn’t do it .

……

At the same time, on Xitian Road, by the Tongtian River.

Two catfish were sitting by the river, rolling green onions with pancakes, when they suddenly heard a sound of trampling on the water.

The two turned their heads to look over, and saw an extremely strong monk, carrying a burden, shirtless, rushing towards them on a wave of water, and in the blink of an eye, he was in front of them!

Tang Seng saw the two catfish spirits at a glance, his eyes flashed, he stomped his feet and flew into the air, landed in front of the two catfish spirits with a bang, and roared: "Hey, monsters, your department is here to stop me from going west. of?"

The two catfish stared blankly at the monk in front of them, lowered their foreheads, threw the pancake fruit in their hands, knelt on the ground and kowtowed like garlic: "Greetings, eminent monk, why are you back again? Aren't you Have you gone west?"

Tang Seng was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood that the two catfish spirits had seen the fake Tang Seng pretending to be him.

Tang Seng frowned and said, "You...um..."

"Grand Monk, try our new pancakes, we added potato shreds, it's even more delicious!" a catfish spirit excitedly held up the pancakes.

Tang Seng looked at the pancakes in front of him, and asked suspiciously: "You guys just eat this? Uh... I mean, um... You don't eat people or something?"

The two catfish said with a look of disdain: "How can human flesh taste as good as pancakes and green onions!"

Tang Seng: "23￥..."

In the end, Tang Seng still took a bite, and then his eyes lit up, and finally the wind began to sweep away.

There is no way, this way, he can eat and sleep in the open air, the road is either a newly formed canyon, or a variety of broken basins, not a single grass grows, not a single bird feather, let alone a processed mistake, At that time, I didn't meet a river for half a year, and it was hard to take a bath.

Now that I eat this pancake, it is surprisingly delicious.

Ever since, he was fed up...

After a long time, on the way to the west, Tang Seng touched his chubby belly, cried tears and waved goodbye to the two catfish spirits.

The moment he turned around, he said to the guardian Jialan who was hiding beside him: "I didn't expect that the two monsters who treated me the best along the way... You said, I was fed up by them a few catties , can’t walk, is it a problem for you?”

A Jialan smiled wryly and said, "This..."

Another Jialan said: "Forget it, forget it! Anyway, you don't have any problems now, let's not be picky, let's make one."

Everyone: "￥..."

……

On Xitian Road, a four-meter-tall man was holding a large block of ice in his hand. Behind the man, two monkeys were flying in the air, and one monkey was holding a large fan in its hand and slowly fanning the wind towards him.

The other is constantly casting magic power to keep the ice from melting.

In front of the man, in the direction of the cool wind, a white dragon horse pulled a small cart, and a shirtless bald man was lying on it, with his legs crossed, eating iced fruit, and sighed contentedly: "The younger generation now One generation is not as good as the previous generation. Is this a disaster? What kind of disaster is this? It’s still 81. Isn’t this just a vacation and a joke? Hey... It would be more perfect if there is a girl to feed the master. "

Sun Wukong, Xiaoliuzi, Zhu Gangyan, Sha Wujing and others: "￥......"

Zhu Ganglian wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Brother, it's late autumn, but why is it getting hotter? Also, the further west you go, the hotter the day is, so strange. Could it be that we have arrived at the legendary land of sunset, the kingdom of Shalli?

According to the legend, it was the end of the sky. At the time of Shenyou, the real fire of the sun fell into the west sea, and the boiling sound of the fireball quenching the water was terrifying and could kill all living beings.

In order to protect the people of the country, the king ordered people to climb the city wall, beat drums and horns to resist the sound of boiling sea water.

It's so steamy here, it must be the country of Nashari, right? "

Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing and said: "You idiot, don't talk nonsense here. My old grandson has been to the end of the sky, and this place is far away from the country of Sihari. Don't even think about it, just let's eat, drink and have fun along the way. Yoyo's speed, how many years has it been since it started? With our speed, every three to five hundred years, don't even think about it."

Zhu Gang said: "Brother Monkey, you said this is not the land of sunset, so where do you say it is? It's too hot! My old pig is almost turning into a roast suckling pig, master... master... don't you Can you just look at me? I'm a little scared..."

Sha Wujing said: "It's also possible that the weather is not correct, and the autumn and summer regulations are in place. After all, in some places, people commit crimes, and God will punish them for violating the season. Little six, you live the closest to here, what do you think? "

The six-eared macaque rolled his eyes at him, and hummed, "How would I know? I'm here temporarily too... But I want to know where we are, it's easy. Isn't there a family in front? Just ask and you'll know?"

Everyone looked into the distance, and sure enough, there was really a mansion in the distance.

The villa is a house built with red tiles. The red brick walls and red painted gate are all red, which makes it look hotter.

Tang Sanzan stuffed the frozen watermelon into his mouth, then sat up and said, "Go over and have a look, and ask if there are any special hot snacks by the way."

Everyone was speechless for a while. In this dry and extremely hot environment, this guy would still want to eat something warm.

Chapter 88

The old man said: "There is a flaming mountain to the west. The flaming mountain stretches across the land. I don't know how many miles it is long and how many miles it is wide. If you want to go to the west, you have to pass this mountain. But this mountain is burning all the year round, and no grass grows. , even if steel falls on it, it will instantly turn into molten iron. It is so hot here because of the flaming mountain."

The six-eared macaque frowned and said: "This mountain is really weird. If there is no way to put out the fire, ordinary people will really have a hard time getting there."