Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan paused, and at the same time stopped the six-eared macaque.

Finally, the six-eared macaque didn't have to continue to be drawn, and quickly pointed to Sun Wukong and said, "He is the Monkey King, he is! I belong to the family, and I am the six-eared macaque!"

However, what broke the six-eared macaque was that the real Monkey King scratched his head, spread his hands and said, "Sun Wukong, don't talk nonsense, I am the six-eared macaque. Monk, he lied to you!"

The six-eared macaque was dumbfounded, and screamed aggrieved and angrily: "Monkey King, can you f*ck force yourself?"

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said: "Eminent Monk, don't look at me, I won't participate in your housework. You continue..."

Tang Sanzan looked at the six-eared macaque...

The six-eared macaque quickly revealed its real body, pointed to its six ears and said, "Eminent Monk, look, I really have six ears, a six-eared macaque!"

Zhu Ganglian leaned over to have a look, and said with a chuckle: "Elder brother, I know you can change in 72 ways, so what's so strange about changing ears."

"I..." The six-eared macaque rolled its eyes white angrily, and the bald man rolled up his sleeves and walked slowly.

He only felt that his scalp was numb, his legs were trembling, and the alarm bells were ringing in his heart!

A big danger word hung on his forehead...

"Big Brother... High Monk... Grandpa! I am really a six-eared macaque..." the six-eared macaque cried.

Then he saw that Sun Wukong pointed to his ears and said: "Eminent monk, the six-eared macaque, he said that he has six ears on one side, and the sum of his two sides only has six ears. Is it obviously fake? Look at mine, Six on each side... Hey, Monkey King, before you change next time, can you do your homework first?"

The six-eared macaque roared: "Sun Wukong, I'm sorry for your grandma, I will fight with you!"

After speaking, the six-eared macaque rushed to Monkey King.

But this time Tang Sanbu didn't stop...

Sun Wukong saw the six-eared macaque killing him, and thought that Tang Sanzan would stop him, but he never expected that Tang Sanzan would not do anything.

In desperation, Monkey King had no choice but to take out his golden cudgel and fight with the six-eared macaque.

The six-eared macaque shouted: "You used the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and you said you weren't Monkey King?"

Sun Wukong snorted and said: "Back then, Dayu used more than one sea-fixing needle to control the waters? Why, you are only allowed to have it, Sun Wukong, but can't I be allowed to have a six-eared macaque? Stop talking nonsense, watch!"

Monkey King and the six-eared macaque immediately stood in a group, fighting in the sky and on the ground...

at this time……

when!

There was a sound of his gong, and then that cheap whizzing bald man's voice followed: "Everyone, young and old, this is a brand new show, a fight between two monkeys!

Opening!Come and place a bet, bet on the Monkey King to win one and pay one, and bet on the six-eared macaque to win one and pay two!

Get a reward if you don't gamble! "

Hearing this, Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque were stunned, and couldn't help cursing in their hearts: "Fuck, bald man!"

But neither of them dared to curse out loud, for fear of being heard by the bald man, there will be a new program, stewed double monkeys!

The villagers below are also going crazy. Although the first show was a bit perverted, they can still accept it, and they are willing to pay for it; but why does the show change its taste?Gradually, it changed from performing a show to intimidating and threatening!

One by one, they watched Sha Wujing come to collect money with a big cloth bag. Everyone looked at the two people fighting in the sky, and then at the square where the village disappeared, as well as the white flickering face when they laughed. A bald man with cold teeth...

With tears in their eyes, everyone threw all their valuables into their bags.

Sha Wujing collected the money and said, "Amitabha, the donor is really generous."

The villagers want to cry but have no tears. Is this generous? Is this not daring not to give?

There are only four shows, and their money bags have been emptied!

If the performance continues, they probably have to donate blood!

When Sha Wujing came back, Tang Sanzan looked at the sack of copper coins and silver, and said in amazement, "They are all voluntary rewards?"

Sha Wujing shook his head and said, "I don't know, anyway, I went there with the bag, and they took the initiative to throw all the valuables on them."

Tang Sanzan said in a loud voice: "The villagers in this village are so warm and generous..."

Zhu Ganglu flattered and said: "The main reason is that our show is good... By the way, Master, those two monkeys are changing back and forth while beating. I can't tell which is which. Can you recognize who is who?"

Tang Sanzan looked up, and saw two monkeys coming and going, fighting hard.

Tang Sanang frowned, shook his head and said, "I can't recognize it."

Hearing this, the eyes of the two monkeys lit up immediately, they separated at the same time, and then fell to the ground, saying in unison: "Grand Monk, I am a six-eared macaque, and he is your apprentice! Hurry up and go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures." !"

Tang Sanzan looked at the two monkeys, his eyes were straightened for a while, he really couldn't tell which one was the real six-eared macaque.

Zhu Gangyan, Sha Wujing, and Xiao Bailong beside him also looked embarrassed.

After all, ask them questions that only the Monkey King knows?

The two guys can all say that they don't know and fool the past.

Ask the six-eared macaque to know the question?

But they don't know either.

For a moment, everyone fell into deep thought.

At this time, Zhu Gang said: "I remembered, there is a strange beast beside Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, named Di Ting! That strange beast can listen to the past and the future, and can best distinguish between true and false. Master, go ask Doesn't he know who is real and who is fake?"

Tang San said: "But I don't know him."

Sha Wujing said: "Look for Guanyin Bodhisattva. He had the most contact with the elder brother back then, so he will definitely be able to recognize which one is real!"

Tang San said: "Too lazy to move."

Bai Longma said: "Why don't you ask Tathagata Buddha to show you? The Jade Emperor is also fine."

Tang San cast a blank look at him and said: "I don't even bother to move in the South China Sea, and you still let me go to Heaven and Lingshan? It seems that I can't count on you, I'd better do it myself as a teacher."

"Master, do you have a way to distinguish which is the senior brother?" Zhu Gangli asked in surprise.

Tang Sanzun shook his head and said, "No way."

"Then you?" Zhu Ganglian asked in bewilderment.

Chapter 86 The Poor Monk Respects Your Rights

Tang Sanzan lazily stretched his waist and said: "Before, I only played with one monkey, and I didn't make much money. Look at it now, these two monkeys have only played for a while, and we have earned a bag of money." money. So, I decided to take both!"