Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Land frowned, and said in his heart, "Not dead?"

I saw the man's legs trembled again, then bent down, supported the ground, and with a bang, he pulled himself out of the soil like a carrot.

Only then did everyone see the man's appearance clearly. He was wearing a bright red cassock and had a harmless face.

The facial features are very good-looking, very handsome, and there is no lack of softness in the toughness. Unfortunately, this guy has big eyes and dull eyes, and looks like a goose. At first glance, he has no brains and is easy to bully.It even gives people a feeling that if you don't beat him twice, you will feel sorry for your parents for giving birth to you.

But the most eye-catching thing is his shiny head, just like a car that has been waxed and polished, very eye-catching!

Looking at such a thing, let alone the Qingya fairy, the mountain god and the land shook their heads, knowing that the so-called reinforcements could not be counted on.

Qingya Fairy was delighted: "Hey, this head is interesting, it's reflective!"

After finishing speaking, Qingya Fairy stretched out a finger and tapped on the bald head!

Boom!

The sound is crisp!

The bald head swayed like a spring

Qingya Fairy was happy again: "Your Heavenly Soldiers and Generals don't look very smart."

The faces of the land and mountain gods are so black.

Qingya Fairy seemed to have had enough fun, and said, "Okay, I've had enough fun, I'll send you on the road together."

Just as Tu Tu was about to speak, he saw the Qingya Fairy yelled, and he immediately covered his face.

Qingya Fairy didn't move for a long time, Tutu opened his hand and took a look, and it turned out that

Pooh!

"You wolf cub, you fucking force me to swear, don't you? There's another one next to you, and you only spit on me, what do you mean?"

Qingya Fairy lazily said: "I can't help it, it depends on your dislike."

After finishing speaking, Qingyaxian looked at the bald head in front of him and asked, "Hey, monk, don't you want to struggle again?"

The monk stared at him cutely with a pair of big dull eyes, without saying a word.

Qingya Fairy frowned: "Monk, what are you looking at?"

The monk looked left and right, bent down to look back from under his crotch, and finally scratched his head: "Are you talking to me?"

Immediately, there were black lines all over Qingya Fairy's forehead, and he roared: "You are the only monk here, I didn't talk to you, did you talk to the air?"

The monk was taken aback, and pointed to himself: "Me? Monk?"

The next moment, the monk became angry, and growled while touching his head: "Just my black and thick hair, you call me Cao"

The monk touched the melon seeds on his bare head, and suddenly became anxious. Without a word, he took off his pants and urinated on the spot, and took a photo inside!

"Where's my hair!"

A shrill scream resounded throughout the city!

The Green Tooth Fairy, the Land God, and the Mountain God were all taken aback by this manipulative guy in front of him.

Who would have thought that the enemy is in front of him, taking off his pants and peeing in the mirror, this shit, he must be out of his mind!

Qingya Fairy laughed dryly: "Land and Mountain God, it seems that this bald man's brain is not as usual."

Before the land and the mountain god could say anything, the intuitive world suddenly became quiet.

At the same time, the temperature dropped rapidly!

The Green Tooth Fairy couldn't help shivering

The three subconsciously looked at the source of the coldness, and it was the monk!

The monk tilted his head, held his trousers in one hand, and clenched his fist in the other. He stared at Qingya Fairy fiercely, and asked, "Who do you call bald?"

Qingya Fairy was immediately happy: "Baldy, you don't mean to do something to me, do you?"

click!

Baldy's fists clenched.

laugh!

Baldy took a step back, lunged forward, spun around, fists tucked behind him.

Seeing this, Qingya Fairy couldn't help laughing wildly: "Baldy, do you really want to fight with me?

Hahaha

Who gave you the courage? "

The Qingya Fairy seemed to have discovered something interesting, stomped his feet, and the five qi and three flowers gathered on the top reappeared, and he pretended to laugh wildly: "

Do you know what this is?

This is the five qi dynasty yuan, three flowers gather on the top,

I'm the Great Luo Jinxian!

Are you scared?

Are you afraid to speak? "

boom!

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Chapter 2 My name is Tang Sanzan, I seem to be here early

It was Baldy's punch that answered Qingya Fairy, and the strength of the punch exploded instantly, that terrifying and boundless power seemed to destroy the world!

"what?!"

The Green Tooth Fairy widened his eyes and shouted in disbelief, the next moment his body was swallowed up by punches

The violent power pushes across thousands of miles all the way. Wherever it passes, you can see mountains and mountains, and rivers and rivers.

The bald man slowly withdrew his fist, and the whole body of the Qingya Fairy in front of him was blown away, and half of his body and two arms fell to the ground with a snap.

Holding the land in his hand, the mountain god stared at his eyes, completely speechless.