Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The bald man withdrew his fist: "Da Luo Jinxian? Cut!"

The bald man looked at the land and the mountain god beside him, and the two of them shivered in fright.

"My condolences, master." Land didn't know what to say, anyway, he felt that the bald man in front of him looked sad, so he just said that.

The bald man glared at the land: "I'm not a monk!"

Tu Tu pointed to a jade plaque on the bald man's waist and said, "You are a monk, it says so."

The bald man took a look at the jade plaque, and there were three large characters written on the front: Tang Sanbu!

Two large characters on the back: Monk!

"Tang Sanbu? A monk?" The bald man stroked his bald head, completely confused about his current situation.

The main reason is that he can't remember who he is anymore, and there are only some scattered and broken memories in his mind. He seems to have lived in a chaotic era full of gods and demons.

He seems to be one of the gods and demons, but he is different from other gods and demons. His ability is passive and invincible.

If he strikes for no reason, his fighting strength is comparable to that of a rabbit, and he is useless to a bird.But if it is a passive counterattack, such as being provoked or attacked by others, he is invincible, and there is no one with one punch!

From then on, he embarked on the road of being invincible as long as I look worthy of a beating and you dare to do it.

For this reason, he has learned [-] provocative methods and [-] methods of pretending to be weak and selling cowardly. The look of bullying.

You may even feel that if you don't bully him, your life will be in vain.

But later he discovered a bug, that is, it doesn't matter if you are really provocative or not, as long as I think you are provocative, it will still activate the invincible power in your body.

Therefore, he developed a habit of malicious speculation.

But at that time, he couldn't get rid of the habit of being a weak and needy bastard engraved in his bones.

Thus, a bastard who always harbored malicious speculations, was particularly worthy of beating in every move, and seemed very easy to bully was born.

Then there was a gap in the memory.

After that, he was inexplicably thrown into the long river of time and space.

There is a guy who calls himself What Jun, who claims to be the ruler of the heavens, and forbids any living beings to cross the river of time.

The bald head replied, "Are you asking me to do something?"

Then the other party started.

The two dated for an unknown number of years, and their memories became even more blurred later, except that they vaguely remembered that the other party opened a time wormhole, and shouted with a look of despair: "You have crossed a period of time, and I will cut off a section of you." Time, let you not pass! Go away!"

Then the opponent threw him out.

When he woke up, he had time-traveled, became stronger, and became bald.

That's right, after fighting for a long time, he seems to have become stronger again, not even a little bit stronger!

After thinking for a long time, he didn't remember who he was!

In the end, he shook his head and cursed: "Old wretch, you really cut me off, forget it, Tang Sanzan is Tang Sanzan, as long as you don't delay me."

"Old man, where is this?" Tang Sanzan asked.

Seeing that Tang Sanzan didn't seem to be extremely vicious, the land breathed a sigh of relief: "This is Baishan City, to the east is the Great Tang Empire, and to the west is Wuzhi Mountain."

"Hundred Mountain City? Datang? Wuzhishan? Never heard of it"

The mountain god pointed to the shadow of a towering mountain in the west and said: "That is Wuzhi Mountain. This mountain fell from the sky 490 nine years ago, and a monkey was crushed underneath it."

When the mountain god said this, he kept staring at the bald man, wanting to see the bald man's reaction.

As a result, this guy's eyes were blank, obviously he didn't know about this important event, and the land and the mountain god looked at each other for a while, and they both looked confused.Back then, Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace and was finally suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha under Wuzhi Mountain. It is reasonable to say that the strength of the bald man should not have known about such a big matter.

The two of them only saw the monk written on the waist card, but didn't see the name, so they didn't know the name of the bald man in front of him, what his Taoist name was, let alone his identity.

"The rock crushes the monkey? Who is so free?" Tang Sanzang clicked his lips, and then he was confused for a while.

Here we come, but what should we do next?

Look at the east side, according to the words of the land, it is the Great Tang Dynasty in the east, and the glory of the prosperous age shines on the sky, it is obviously a peaceful and prosperous age

"A prosperous age equals rules, equals boredom, don't go!"

Look to the west again, where the mountains are undulating, the beasts are howling, and the evil spirit is soaring

"The hair is gone, and I'm just going to vent my anger here!"

But before that

Tang Sanzun touched his bald head, then casually picked up the hat from Land's head, and put it on his own head.

What the land wanted to say, Tang Sanzan glanced at him, he immediately shut up and didn't dare to say anything.

Tang San said: "To save your life, then a hat for you, isn't it too much?"

Land repeatedly shook his head: "Not too much, not too much"

Tang Sanzan nodded, then eagerly looked to the west and said, "Master, you are here!"

After finishing speaking, he strode toward the west with great strides.

Land couldn't help asking: "Senior, what's your name?"

Tang San buried his head without turning his head and dropped a sentence: "Tang San buried!"

The land and the mountain god looked at each other with astonishment.

"Tang Sanzang? No, according to the time, the 500-year agreement has not yet been reached? Why did he come early?"

"Such a fierce monk, does he still need someone to protect him to go to the west?"

"Are you sure he's here to learn scriptures? Why do I think he's here to buy?"

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A few minutes ago, at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, a monkey with moss growing on its head casually bit a stone beside it, then spat out the stone with a bang, and turned a small piece of land over somersault.

"Great Sage, please stop making trouble." Land rubbed his buttocks and cried out in a crying voice.

This monkey is exactly the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace more than 400 years ago.

Sun Wukong snorted and said: "You old man is so boring. I have been here for nine years. You feed me stones and drink copper juice every day. I didn't say anything about you. Spit you a stone and have fun. What's wrong? Is it too much?"