Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Journey to the West: The Funeral Group of the Western Paradise, A Dream of Huang Liang

"Great Sage, why did you follow that thief Bald to rob Lingshan?"

"Hey, it's hard to say. Back then, that bald thief pinched my neck and asked me, are you going to the West with me, or will I send you to the West..."

"Marshal Tianpeng, how about you?"

"He said that he was afraid of starving on the westbound road, so he brought some dry food with him."

"..."

This is a joyous, dark-hearted, and amusing story.

Chapter 1 Killing Da Luo Jinxian with one punch at the beginning

To the west of the Tang Dynasty, in a mountain depression, there is a small thatched house by the small river.

Outside the thatched cottage, a three-meter-tall monster with blue-faced fangs and wings, grabbed an old man with one hand and a strong naked man with the other, laughing ferociously: "Land? Mountain god?! It's a pot of stew!"

The Lord of the Earth scolded angrily: "Qingya Fairy! We are land and mountain gods conferred by the Heavenly Court. It is already a serious crime for you to attack us. How dare you eat the gods? Aren't you afraid that the Heavenly Court will punish you?"

Bah!

Qingya Fairy sprayed on the face of the Earth Lord, and said disdainfully: "Shut up, did you ask me to talk?"

The land was no more than one meter tall, and the 3-meter-high monster drool down and took a bath.

The land was furious, but there was nothing it could do.

Qingya Fairy raised her head proudly, and said disdainfully: "Heavenly Court, Jiangzu? Do you really think I'm still that little green wolf who allows you to bully me?"

While speaking, Qingya Fairy's whole body erupted with aura, and a cyan beam of light shot straight into the sky, arousing the energy from the five directions to gather and turn into three flowers that bloomed, shaking the mountains and rivers!

When the Qingya Fairy stomped her feet, the surrounding area trembled for thousands of miles!

Terrible coercion swept all directions, and the land lord and the mountain god coughed up blood, and their eyes were full of horror!

The mountain god exclaimed: "The five qi are towards the Yuan, the three flowers gather on the top, and the Daluo Jinxian!"

While subconsciously wiping the drool on his face, Tu Tu murmured: "Not in the Five Elements, jumping out of the Three Realms, no wonder he is so rampant!"

The mountain god couldn't believe it: "How is it possible? One thousand and five hundred years ago, your strength was nothing more than a blue wolf demon, but it took only a thousand years, how could you have such achievements?"

Qingya Xianju condescended, and said word by word: "Then I have to thank that monkey more than 400 years ago, who gave me a peerless opportunity. I have obtained all the pills, secret methods, and magical skills!

Back then, I only ate a mortal, and you two chased me thousands of miles away!

Today I will not only eat you, but also kill all the 300 million mortals in Baishan City! "

"You you bastard!" the land cursed.

Bah!

"To shut up!"

The Green Tooth Fairy spit on the land's face again.

The land said angrily: "If you have something to say, can you stop playing disgusting!"

Qingya Fairy laughed wildly: "Angry? Don't worry! I'll let you watch me kill all the mortals under your protection later, that will be wonderful, hahaha"

The Qingya Fairy laughed wildly, and with a wave of his hand, he directly detained the gods of the Town God's Temple in the air, followed him, and strode towards the Baishan City in front of him!

He unscrupulously exudes the power that belongs to the Da Luo Jinxian. His power turns into a dharma figure as high as ten feet high. With one step, the whole world trembles under his feet. Wherever he passes, mountains and rivers are broken, rivers are reversed, birds fall, howling beast

The terrifying aura pressed directly towards Baishan City, and the protective formation in the city was only slightly glowing, but was crushed into powder by this aura.

Facing the terrifying demon god, everyone fell into despair

boom!

One kick smashed the city gate!

The vigor shock wave generated by the footfall directly swayed the city into ruins.

The mountain god and the land roared angrily, but to no avail.

Qingya Fairy looked at the angry mountain god and land, felt the surging power in his body, and the invincible pleasure, and laughed wildly: "Is this the power of Daluo Jinxian? Comfortable, carefree, hahaha! Ants, you scold me, Call, this will be your last breath on earth! Hahaha"

The Green Tooth Fairy laughed even more ferociously!

At this moment, the land looked up and said, "Meteor!"

drink bah!

Qingya Fairy spit on his face again: "Meteor? I can pick up the star now, you tell me about the meteor?"

The mountain god said, "The meteor seems to have fallen."

"What?!" Qingya Fairy was stunned for a moment, looked up, and saw a meteor falling from the sky, extremely fast!

Gradually, the white light dissipated, revealing a humanoid creature!

The earth looked at it, and shouted happily: "Heavenly soldiers and heavenly future are coming, they must be the reinforcements photographed by the heavenly court! Qingya Fairy, you are finished, you are finished, hahaha"

"Drink!"

A mouthful of saliva directly smeared on the face of the land, and the land was so depressed!There is obviously a mountain god next to him, why does this guy just stare at him and spit!

Qingya Fairy looked at the shooting star and said disdainfully: "Heavenly Soldiers and Generals? Now that I have entered the realm of Daluo, the heavens and the earth are free for me! Not to mention a heavenly soldier and general, even the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, I can come and go freely!"

Saying so, Qingya Fairy looked at the figure cautiously.

He was indeed running towards him, frowning slightly, he was cautiously on guard.

The figure fell all the way, without any intention of slowing down, and finally heard a bang, the figure's head was down, and half of its body plunged directly into the soil in front of him.

At that moment, everyone was silent

The land and the mountain gods were hit by the opponent's waste landing method. Any of them landed more reliably than this guy. A person who can't fly stably, what else can he be expected to do?

"It's over, another food delivery person," the land lamented in his heart.

"Hahaha, this is what you call heavenly soldiers and generals? Haha, just return to heavenly soldiers? Return to heaven? Hahaha" Qingya Fairy couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed wildly while clutching her stomach.

After all, his background is too weak, his mouth is fierce, but his heart is still afraid of someone outside the world, there is a sky outside the sky, and when he encounters a tough stubble, he can't bear it and walk around.

In the end, after worrying for a long time, such a thing fell, he was relieved, he was happy, and couldn't help laughing wildly.

He kicked the man's ass and asked, "Hey, Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, are you still alive? You won't just fall to your death like this? Haha"

The land and mountain gods knew that the Qingya Fairy disgusted them in this way, so they turned their heads helplessly one by one, and came out of sight and out of mind.

At this moment, the man's calf trembled