Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanbu said: "Because that cow sold you to me..."

Xiao Tiangou shouted: "He's not my father, why should he betray me?"

Tang Sanzan replied very seriously: "Because you are delicious!"

Xiao Tianquan looked at the two bald men with shining eyes and kept drooling, and shouted dissatisfied: "Just because I am delicious?"

Tang Sanbu said: "Of course, what else? He said that you are an old dog who has lived for tens of thousands of years. You have eaten flat peaches and ginseng fruits. You were raised with delicacies from mountains and seas, and you have polished your body... Hmm... I tried it just now, and it's really strong."

Xiaotiangou stopped trembling when he heard this, his dog eyes rolled around, and then he shouted: "Eminent monk, I will report!"

Tang Sanzun said: "What are you reporting?"

Xiao Tianquan said: "I will report that the old cow in the cave is more delicious!"

Upon hearing this, King Si hurriedly shouted: "Xiaotiangou, don't talk nonsense! As soon as I eat grass, can I compare with you, a carnivore?"

Xiaotiangou replied directly: "Why don't you say that I still eat shit!"

Bang!

The big iron pot over there just overturned...

Sha Wujing asked Tang Sanzan bitterly, "Master, do you still eat this?"

Tang Sanzan's smile froze instantly: "Are you sure, you eat shit?"

Xiao Tiangou shouted: "Eat it, from snack to adult!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Xiaotiangou with disgust on his face and said, "What's wrong with this shit..."

Seeing something interesting, Xiao Tiangou hurriedly shouted: "I also order feces. My favorite is pork rib flavor. If you don't believe me, let me go. I will open my mouth and give you a breath. You can smell it!"

"Master... There is a saying that a dog can't get rid of eating shit. Although this guy has attained Taoism and become a fairy, he is still a dog after all." Zhu Gangli said.

Xiaotianquan said quickly: "Yes, yes, I like that one bite, and that one bite is full of the taste of hometown, mother's love."

Tang Sanzan was even more disgusted: "When you were a child, Nima gave you that stuff?"

Xiao Tianquan said: "It must be, it is much tastier than milk!"

Tang Sanbu couldn't take it anymore, he quickly let go, turned around and ran to the river to wash his hands, while washing his hands, he said: "I'm disgusting!"

Seeing that he survived the catastrophe, the roaring dog immediately showed a ferocious expression!

But he is a chicken thief, just tried it out, the bald man's strength is unfathomable, he can't even do a sneak attack.

So Xiaotiangou shouted: "Eminent Monk, although I don't eat well, isn't there a grass eater over there!"

After finishing speaking, Xiaotiangou winked wildly at Jindoudong.

When King Si saw it, he panicked immediately: "Sigou, don't make up your mind! I'm just an ordinary little green cow, and I haven't grown up yet!"

Xiao Tianquan tilted his head and said, "It's good if you haven't grown up, you're tender if you haven't grown up!"

King Si hurriedly shouted: "It's more delicious to raise it for a few years!"

Xiaotiangou laughed and said: "Qingniu, stop pretending. Don't think I don't know your details!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Tianquan ran towards Tang Sanzan in a desperate manner.

Tang Sanzan pointed to the distance and shouted: "Get away from me! Don't come near me!"

Xiaotiangou stood in the distance with an aggrieved face, and then said flatteringly: "Eminent Monk, let me tell you. That cow is no ordinary cow!"

Although Tang Sanzan disliked Xiao Tiangou, he was still very moved by the news, so he asked, "How do you say it?"

Xiao Tianquan said: "Eminent Monk, you don't know something. This green bull is not an ordinary green bull, but..."

Bang!

The gate of Jindou Cave opened, and a green bull came out with a steel gun in his hand, pointing at the Xiaotian dog from a distance, and said: "You burn my cowshed first, and you bully me later, today I will follow you." Never die! It's a man, let's fight alone, fight for [-] rounds, don't disturb the eminent monk!"

Chapter 54

Xiao Tiangou looked at King Si, then at the bald man in the distance, and then said with a smile: "Qingniu, don't make trouble. I am not your opponent...you are Laojun's mount!

I think that when I first came out of the mountain with the second master, Laojun was the leader of Renjiao.

At that time, Laojun rode you, and you were a sight. "

Tang San said: "Is he older than you?"

Xiao Tiangou hurriedly said: "Big, it must be bigger than me! You are much older! I will compare with him...

oops……

How can I be qualified to compare with him!

In the Heavenly Court of the ancient monster race, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi sat down as the head of the Eight Great Generals, General Jindou, that is him.

Back then, during the Lich War, many sub-sages and ancient gods fell, the sky collapsed and the earth fell, and the heavens were smashed into pieces.

Most of them died, but he survived!

Not only survived, but also hugged the thigh of the first saint, Taishang Laojun.

I don't think he can count how many yuanhuis have passed in this flash.

Monk, think about it, Laojun is the number one saint in the world!

To put it bluntly, it is No.1 under the Dao of Heaven!

Can such a person eat poorly every day?Even if you throw away some residue, it's better than eating the 800-year-old little flat peach, right?

And he is a monster warrior with serious roots and good roots.

Yaozu are all masters of body training, how can I, a little bastard, compare with him!

So, when it comes to the quality of the meat... tsk tsk...you get the point. "

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up, and his saliva flowed wildly!

King Xi turned around and ran away!

boom!

A figure pulled a wave of earth and caught up with King Si in an instant, blocking the entrance of the cave!