Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

I saw a fat and healthy dog ​​with shiny black hair and two jars of wine hanging around its neck walking over from a distance. It's like the child went to the countryside, and at the same time, everything is new, but at the same time, he looks down on it.

The big black dog looked at several people with a questioning look on his face.

Several people subconsciously pointed in the direction of Jindou Cave.

Xiaotiangou realized that something was wrong at this time, and the few people he asked for directions were a little strange.

These are a few monks, a bald man with a bald head like a night pearl, with a cute and stupid look on his face;

A four-meter-tall strong man was holding a super big black pot to light the fire, and a three-meter-tall pig squatted beside him to help.

A white horse looks relatively normal...

The point is, the eyes of these guys looked a little weird, they all stared at him, their eyes glowed, and the corners of their mouths were watery...

Xiao Tianquan frowned, and muttered: "So it's a group of idiots..."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Tiangou walked towards Jindou Cave.

"Master...dog, dog, dog!" Zhu Ganglian said excitedly, not only did he recognize it as a dog, but he also recognized it as a Xiaotian dog!

He finally understood that what King Si was talking about was the dog, and this dog really met the standard that King Si said!

"I know, I know, don't pull me!" Tang Sanzan chased after talking excitedly.

At this moment, Xiaotiangou suddenly turned his head, just in time to see a few silly drooling monks staring at him, he frowned and said: "What are you muttering about? What's the matter, can't it be that you have thoughts about your dog's baby? I advise you to put your mind to it as soon as possible, otherwise...you can't bear the end of angering the dog..."

Bang!

A stick hit Xiaotiangou's head from behind!

Xiao Tiangou staggered, turned around and cursed: "Who hit me?!"

In the end, I saw that it turned out to be the stupidest-looking cute monk!

Tang Sanzun looked at the broken stick in his hand: "The head is very strong."

"Nonsense, my father and the second master both practice eighty-nine profound kung fu, and they are resistant to beating!" Roaring Sky Dog shouted.

when!

A rake hit Xiaotiangou's head from behind, sparks flew high.

Xiaotiangou turned back again, looking at the pig's head holding the rake, his face darkened suddenly: "Do all of them know how to sneak attack?"

Bang!

Another stick hit him on the head.

The Roaring Sky Dog was really angry. Looking back at the stupid and cute bald man who was unwilling to give up, he growled: "You don't think you can knock me out with such a piece of broken wood, do you? Are you too naive? Just a few of you If you hurt me, you are considered a loser!"

puff--

"Aw... ow - ow... cough cough..." Xiao Tianquan's body suddenly tensed up, his limbs stiffened, his pupils dilated, and he screamed with difficulty, then slowly turned his head to look over.

I saw that five-faced and three-faced beard who seemed to be full of my honesty was half squatting on the ground, and half of the magic wand in his hand was inserted into his chrysanthemum...

"You guys are going too far!"

The roaring dog is furious!

Bang!

A stone sat on the head of Xiaotiangou.

Xiao Tiangou looked back, only to see the bald man with a silly face smiling at him gently: "Aren't you dizzy?"

Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Chapter 53

"I'm dizzy, sir..."

Xiao Tiangou hadn't finished speaking, but the bald man stretched out his big hand and pinched his dog's mouth!Xiaotiangou was shocked to find that with his strength, he couldn't break free from the shackles of this hand!

The Xiaotian dog could only utter an angry nasal sound, and its four paws kicked hard on the ground trying to break free.

However, the bald man's hands were so strong that he couldn't break free.

While Xiao Tianquan was horrified, he was also extremely angry. Using all his strength, he raised his paw and slapped the bald man in front of him...

However, the bald man caught his paw casually.

Xiaotiangou took another dog's paw...

As a result, both dog paws were caught by the bald man with one hand.

Xiaotiangou looked at the bald man in front of him as if he was looking at a monster. He knew very well how strong he was.Following Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun and Erlang God Yang Jian to practice eighty-nine profound arts, although he has not cultivated to the level of Dacheng, he is still an existence that can stand mountains with his shoulders, turn rivers with his claws, and has an extremely strong body.

In the end, he was caught in the hands like a pup, and he still couldn't break free!

How terrifying is the bald man in front of him?

At this moment, the bald man said, "Wuhan, hurry up and get the rope. Wujing, is the water boiled? It's ready to serve! This big dog's paws are full of meat!"

When Xiao Tiangou heard this, he immediately understood, good guy, these dead bald donkeys are not interested in his baby anymore, but now they are interested in his flesh.

Then he saw the bald man turn his head and shout into Jindoudong: "I am very satisfied with this dog, thank you, big brother. Let's go when we are full!"

Then came the familiar voice of Qingniu from Jindou Cave: "You're welcome, take your time."

In an instant, Xiaotiangou understood everything, what kind of bullshit brother is not angry, and stabs at both sides, it's all a routine!

Xiao Tiangou couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted directly in ventriloquist: "Dead Qingniu, are you still a human being? No, you are not a human being! Why don't I just burn your cowshed? You just give it to me!" I went to reincarnate. Just wait for me, I will be a good dog again ten years later, if I look back, I won’t overturn your cowshed and bite off your bullwhip!”

King Si was not angry when he heard Xiaotiangou being ruthless there, and said with a smile: "You said it yourself, Xiaotiangou, you stabbed your brother in both sides..."

The roaring dog immediately roared: "I stabbed my brother's ribs, did I do it myself? What about you? Just stab me twice without making a sound!

No, I think they look like this, it may be more than two cuts, this is a big cut of eight pieces, okay? "

Sha Wujing said: "Generally speaking, I will first disembowel you, then boil the whole body in a large pot, then tear the dog meat by hand, then cut the dog meat with the skin on, chop the dog's face, burn the dog tag, and roast it. Dog whip..."

The more he heard the roaring dog's body trembled, the more he wailed, "Brother! Brothers! I... I'm just a dog, I don't seem to have provoked you?"

Tang Sanzan nodded obediently and said: "That's right, you never provoked us."

"Then why did you eat me?" the roaring dog wailed.