Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Xiao Tiangou said: "Justice, Lao Niu, you are really upright!

Why?Old cow, why did you become like this?If you are like this, can Laojun ride comfortably?Having said that, what wind brought you here. "The big black dog laughed.

King Si smiled and said, "You see me like this, can't you guess that I'm not in the Tushita Palace now? To be honest, I'm the King in the lower realm now!"

When Xiaotiangou heard it, his eyes lit up: "Being a king? Really? Don't lie to me."

King Xi stepped aside: "Little ones, come here and meet you, Mr. Dog!"

In the next moment, a group of little monsters gathered together, smiling brightly like flowers, and bowed to salute: "Greetings, Mr. Dog!"

"Ouch, tsk tsk tsk, you can! They all have their own teams, and the scale is not small." Xiaotiangou said enviously.

King Si said: "That's right, you don't even look at who I am!"

Xiao Tianquan said: "What's wrong? You are going to return to your old job, and you will be a general again with a man?"

"You shitty general, do you know about Tang Sanzang?" King Si asked.

When Xiaotiangou heard it, he was immediately happy, sat down on the ground, and said with a sneer: "I know, isn't it the Tang Sanzang who was protected by a stupid monkey with Laojun's bracelet after biting his leg. That guy It seems to be the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a disciple of the Buddha."

Speaking of this, Xiao Tiangou's eyes lit up immediately: "Oh my god, you didn't go to Xitian Road to pretend to be a disaster, did you? Such a good job, why did you do it alone? I don't know what to do with brother Bundle!"

King Si said: "I thought you didn't want to come, how could you know that you don't know."

Xiao Tiangou said: "How do I know? It's not like you don't know how stiff the relationship between our second master and the Jade Emperor is. Although it's decent in face, no one wants to talk to anyone behind the scenes. You stay in the heaven, you are well-informed I am in Guanjiangkou, the sky is high, the emperor is far away, and everything is self-governed. Where can I go to hear these news. Even if I hear it, it is all outdated news.

You know my situation, you don't give me a hand

Anyway, you pull me to be your deputy. "

King Si said with a look of embarrassment: "Brother, I didn't expect that I would be selected at the time. You also know that many people are staring at the errands on Xitian Road. And the people in charge of this matter are Lingshan and Tianting. Half. Then the quota is even more scarce, and I was selected in a daze.

But brother, how can I forget you, no, I contacted you just after I got a firm foothold. "

Xiao Tianquan said with bright eyes: "What do you mean?"

The Great King Si said: "My meaning is very simple. I am short of manpower. Come here and help me. Let's eat delicious food and drink spicy cough cough together. We will work together to complete this difficult task perfectly!"

Xiaotiangou was suddenly excited: "Really?"

King Si said: "It must be true! As long as the second master releases the dog, I will accept it."

Xiaotiangou grinned and said: "I just lack a reason to go out. As long as there is a reason, the second master will not care about me. It's all right, just wait, I'll go there now!"

"Hurry up, I have a pot of good meat waiting for you." King Si said.

As soon as Xiaotiangou heard the good meat, his eyes lit up and said: "Immediately, I will be there soon!"

King Xi warned: "Bring some good wine, otherwise this pot of good meat will be wasted!"

"Don't worry, I understand!" Xiaotiangou Xiaotiangou took the jade pendant, let go of the duck and rushed directly to the teleportation array at Guanjiangkou

A grass-headed god guarding the teleportation array at Guanjiangkou saw the roaring dog rushing over, and shouted, "Master Dog, where are you going?"

Xiao Tianquan said: "You care about me? Lord, I went down to the realm to find King Si to eat meat and drink!"

"Master Dog, aren't you so happy?" Caotou God said enviously.

Xiaotiangou laughed loudly and said: "It must! By the way, don't you still have a few jars of good wine? I'm going to eat other people's meat. It's not good to go empty-handed."

Chapter 52

The God of Grass Head cried, "Master Dog, then you can't rob me either."

Xiao Tianquan said: "What do you mean by robbing you? I call it borrowing. There are borrowings and repayments."

Caotou God reluctantly took out a jar of good wine, and said, "The problem is, since we met, you just borrowed it and never paid it back..."

"It will be returned, what are you in a hurry for? The sky hasn't fallen yet? Get it quickly, the meat will be cold in a while!" Xiao Tiangou snatched the wine jar, rushed to the teleportation array, and disappeared up.

Just as Xiao Tiangou left, a man in silver armor came over and asked, "Why did the dead dog go?"

Caotou God saw it, and hurriedly saluted and said, "Greetings, Second Master! Second Master, Xiao Tiangou was invited by King Si to go to the lower realm to eat meat."

Erlang God Yang Jian frowned, and muttered: "The reputation of that dead cow is not very good... Forget it, let him go, that dead dog harms people every day, and it is good to be tricked by others."

Speaking of this, Yang Jian suddenly laughed, and said casually: "The dead cow said to eat meat, so it must be eating dog meat?"

However, Yang Jian obviously thought it was just a joke, so he didn't care too much, shook his head and walked away.

At the same time, King Si also put down the jade pendant, and then shouted again at the top of his voice: "Tang Sanzan, don't you just want to eat a good piece of meat? I'll find you a piece of good meat and that's it!"

Tang Sanzan was stunned: "You find it for me? What I want are top quality ingredients, are you sure you can find them?"

King Si said: "As the saying goes, even the gods can't stand still. What I found for you is an old dog that has lived for tens of thousands of years!

This dog is precious, in order to feed him, he is fed with ginseng fruit and flat peaches, and if he has nothing to do, he has to bring him a few catties of Qiongye Yuye wine!

The point is, this dog has practiced before. He has nothing to fight and fights, and he has never missed training.

Just say it, can the taste of meat be wrong for a dog raised with such good ingredients? "

Tang Sanzan said with bright eyes: "Are you sure there is such a meat dog?"

"I'm sure! I'm sure, and he'll be here soon." King Si shouted.

Tang Sanzun slapped his hands and said: "If there is such a dog, I promise to leave when I'm full!"

"Don't worry, there is absolutely!" King Si shouted.

Tang Sanzan said to Sha Wujing, "What do you think is the best way to eat dog meat?"

As a result, Sha Wujing handed over a piece of paper that he hadn't done yet, on which it was clearly written: Grilled dog's face, braised dog steak in sauce, braised dog meat, shredded dog meat dipped in dog meat sauce, cold dog meat, dry pot dog offal, steamed dog Stir-fried dog whip [remarks, the specific method depends on the size of the dog whip]...

At a glance, there are a total of twenty ways to do it!

Basically, everything that can be used on dogs is taken care of.

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction and said, "It's beautiful, I'll do it in a while!"

Zhu Gangli said: "Master, I still think it's better not to take it too seriously. Although there are many strong people in the world, there are so few people who keep dogs. I don't even say whether there are any. I always feel that the one in the cave can't be seen. People's things are fooling us, the purpose is to delay time..."

"Master, I think so too. After all, such a good dog is hard to find." Sha Wujing said.

Just as Tang Sanzan was about to say something, he heard a voice from a distance: "Excuse me, please, how can I get to Jindou Cave in Jindou Mountain? There is not a place where the bird's feathers are broken, and the land of the mountain god..."

When everyone looked over, they were stunned and said to themselves, "I really have a dog!"