Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

As for the mountain guard formation at the entrance of the cave, it was directly smashed by the figure, and it didn't stop the figure from the beginning to the end!In other words, it seems that it doesn't exist at all!

King Si sprinted, almost missed the figure, raised his head suddenly, just in time to see the shiny head!

"Little Qingniu, where are you going? Don't rush away? Let's go over there and talk?" Tang Sanzan looked at the big black pot over there, and said hey.

The king was sweating coldly on his forehead, swallowed and said, "Uh... When I came out, my clothes hadn't been confiscated yet, it was going to rain... Look haha... Wait for me? Hey, hey, don't do anything." !"

Tang Sanzan directly pinched the bull's horns and pulled King Si towards the iron pot. No matter how hard King Si tried, his big feet kicked the ground shaking, but he still couldn't break free from Tang Sanzan's grasp.

"Tang Sanzan, don't go too far! I'm Laojun's mount anyway, and it's up to the owner to beat a dog!" The Great King Si shouted.

Xiao Tiangou hurriedly shouted: "When he cheated on me, he didn't look at my master! Monk, don't listen to him, you should eat!"

King Si was very angry: "Tang Sanzan, how can dogs in the world not eat shit? If you think it's dirty, just twist off your head and throw it away, won't it be over?"

Tang Sanzan paused, touched his chin and said, "It makes sense!"

The hair on Xiaotiangou's body stood up in an instant, and it shouted: "It doesn't make sense, what's the reason! I... I still like to roll in the cesspool!"

"Picking off the skin will solve it!" King Si shouted immediately.

Xiaotiangou scolded angrily: "Dead cow, can't you do some human affairs?"

King Si replied: "I'm just a cow, I'm doing nothing! If it weren't for you, would I have been caught? At least I can struggle!"

"If it wasn't for you, why would I come here?" Xiao Tiangou roared back.

"Who told you to burn my cowshed?"

"Who told you to call me black?"

"You are black!"

"That can't be said!"

"Okay, stop arguing." Tang Sanzan persuaded.

King Si shouted, "We haven't finished shouting yet!"

Now he can delay for 1 minute or 1 minute...

Xiao Tiangou also shouted: "Yes, I haven't finished shouting yet!"

The idea of ​​this dead dog is to stir the water as long as it can, and it must not stir itself into the pot.

However, Tang Sanzan was a little unhappy when he heard this. He looked at the blue bull in his hand, and then at the big black dog standing up there, who looked like a shrew, raised his eyebrows and said: " Since the two of you haven't finished arguing, it's easy..."

Bang bang!

wow...

With two sounds of water, Qingniu and Xiaotiangou were thrown into the pot.

Tang Sanzan clapped his hands and said: "Okay, you guys are arguing slowly in the pot. If you feel that the quarrel is not over, you can continue on Huangquan Road...Wujing, increase the fire, I want to eat snail steak in a while."

"Good master!" Sha Wujing hurriedly lit the fire.

Qingniu and Xiaotiangou in the iron pot looked at each other, opened their mouths, and finally stopped cursing.

Xiao Tiangou voice transmission: "Si Niu, are you happy now? Both of us are in the pot!"

King Si snorted and said, "I'll be happy if I cook with you."

Xiao Tianquan rolled his eyes and said, "I don't want to die..."

King Si also said, "I don't want to die either."

Xiao Tianquan said: "Why don't we fight?"

King Xi frowned and said, "It's not that I look down on you, one more you is a burden."

"I'll pooh your face! Didn't you bring any treasure down from the sky?" Xiao Tiangou asked.

The Great King Si said: "There is one baby, but this thing can only be used as a magic weapon. It is not very useful to living people. Back then, when I hit a monkey, I hit him three times... I'm afraid he didn't faint. I'm tired first." died."

Xiao Tiangou's eyes lit up immediately: "Isn't it because of the baby that you come out to play? You have set up his baby, and we two are still afraid of him?"

After saying this, Xiao Tiangou felt a little guilty.

Can he remember the scene where the bald man stuck to his dog's mouth with his bare hands, and he couldn't move.

King Si said: "I'm really afraid..."

Xiao Tianquan said: "What is his background?"

Hearing this, Tang San over there twitched his ears, obviously this guy has been eavesdropping.

King Si wryly smiled and said: "How should I put it...Actually, I don't know the specifics of his origin. I just heard Laojun say that when the heavens and the earth are divided, three thousand roads evolve, and the road evolves three thousand demon gods, each of which dominates one side. "

"Is he one of them?" Xiao Tianquan asked immediately.

King Xi smiled wryly and shook his head: "I asked Laojun the same way at the beginning, but Laojun just shook his head and didn't say anything. He existed in the era I lived in. At that time, he had long hair fluttering and was known as the Three Thousand Grand Master. The invincible disaster of the world. Wherever you go, you will eat and eat, and you will not be pleasing to anyone...

And if he can force him, he will never do anything, he will drive the other party crazy, and he will fight back only by beating him up.

As far as I know, none of those who attacked him has ever won. "

Hearing this, Xiao Tiangou was speechless and said, "No one can beat him?"

King Si shook his head and said, "Anyway, I haven't heard of anyone winning... Usually they suffered a big loss."

Xiaotiangou asked again: "People from the same era, why do I think you don't know much about him?"

Chapter 55 Too fierce

King Xi shook his head and said, "Although he is a person of one era, he is not a person of the same world. In that era, there were three thousand Taoist masters, and each ruled a law... The so-called demon clan heaven is actually occupied by Dijun and Donghuang. It is nothing more than dominating the sky and dominating the sky.

The land, sea, netherworld, glaciers and other places are not under our control at all.

I can take care of the small fights in normal times, but when encountering big bosses fighting, I'm just a flag-waving guy.

Do you think that the general of a country in the world can understand you better? "

The barking dog is dumb...

King Si said: "I know, and it's all hearsay, what's going on, who can say for sure..."

Xiao Tianquan said: "Then we will be stewed like this?"