Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

"Damn it, calculate the time. We should have arrived a year ago. Did those monks have their legs broken, or were they squeezed dry and unable to walk? This is too slow, and they have no sense of time, right? "

A tanned man was sitting on the bank, drinking water and cursing.

At this time, a woman came up in the water: "Husband, I have only listened to you talking about Tang Seng Tang Seng this year. What is so good about him? It is worth your concern."

Tielong laughed and said, "Lady, I don't understand. That Tang Monk is no ordinary Tang Monk, he is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a good man of ten lives, if you eat a piece of his meat, you will live forever!"

"There is such a saying?" The woman said in surprise.

Helong put his arms around the woman's small waist and said: "That's natural. The news came from the sky. Some people even asked the Bodhisattvas on the Lingshan Mountain, but they all avoided talking. Monks don't lie. If it is false, They've come out and denied it a long time ago. Obviously, it's true!"

The woman said: "No wonder my husband squatted by the river day and night staring at the east for a year. If you can live forever, it will be worth it."

Ji Long smiled wryly and said: "It's worth it, but it's not a problem to stay here day and night. It's not something people do at all!"

The woman smiled and said, "You can let those little monsters watch."

Ni Long shook his head and said: "Those little monsters are not smart enough, if they take a nap and let me go, wouldn't I have been waiting for nothing this year?"

The woman said: "But, husband, you can't watch every day, can you?"

Qilong sighed and said, "Hey, what can I do? At the time we made an appointment, those monks are all farting!"

While complaining, the woman suddenly said: "Someone is coming over there!"

Chu Long squinted his eyes and looked over, only to see a white-haired woman in a monk's attire riding a white horse.

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Seeing this person's attire, Qi Long smiled: "This person's clothes are a bit nondescript. He is obviously a nun, but he wears a man's monk's robe..."

The woman said: "Husband, isn't this the Tang monk you mentioned?"

Tie Long shook his head and said, "Haha...my lady, you are overthinking."

After finishing speaking, Jilong took out a picture for comparison and said: "Look, the one with no hair on his head is Tang Seng, and the one in front of you has long hair fluttering.

Also, the eyes are different.The eyes of this nun are cute and cute, but the eyes of this Tang monk are stupid and cute.

You can see that Tang Seng is not alone. He is accompanied by a monkey, a three-meter-high pig, and a four-meter-high man.Look at this nun again, she is alone...

So, this is definitely not Tang Seng. "

The woman made a comparison, and the woman's intuition made her feel that this matter was not that simple, but since the dragon had already been identified, she didn't think much about it, and just told: "Husband, since you are not Tang Seng, then you don't want to do it." Embarrass others."

Chu Long smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm also from the Dragon Palace anyway, so I won't be doing the work of that evil spirit."

Just like that, while chatting with the woman, the dragon and the woman watched the nun approaching in the distance. The three of them looked at each other, then slowly passed by, and even nodded in a friendly way.

The woman reminded: "Ahead is the Heishui River. The river is five hundred miles wide. Without a boat, it will be very difficult to cross."

The nun was taken aback for a moment, as if she was thinking about how to get over.

Seeing this, Qilong said, "I have a ferry, you go up, and I'll take you across the river!"

The nun clasped her hands together and said, "Amitabha, thank you so much for the benefactor."

Then the nun led the white horse and boarded the boat, and the dragon didn't talk nonsense, just waved his hand, and the ferry speeded up instantly, pulling a wave and rushing to the other side of the river.

The nun got off the boat with the white horse, put her palms together again to thank him, and rode away on the white horse.

Tie Long said: "That white horse is not bad, and it looks familiar."

The woman smiled and said: "My husband is exhausted, right? A horse looks familiar. If you are really tired, take a rest and I will help you watch for a while."

Ji Long shook his head and said: "Forget it, I've been staring at it for a year, it's not a day or two away. I'll stick to it..."

"Um……"

While the two were chatting, a ray of light flashed across the sky...

The woman looked up subconsciously: "Husband, it seems that a monkey flew over."

"A monkey spirit, what do you care about it?"

Chu Long was indeed tired, rubbing his temples, squinting his eyes and replied.

Whoosh!

The woman raised her head again and said, "Husband, it seems that a pig flew over."

"What do you care about a pig demon, rub my temples for me, I'm really tired." Tielong said.

The woman let out an oh, and continued to knead Nilong's temples.

Whoosh!

The woman raised her head again and said, "Husband, a man with a red beard flew over."

"Just stare at that Tang Monk, don't worry about the others. Press harder, press and rub, huh...comfortable." Qilong squinted his eyes in great enjoyment, and just saw the scene on the other side of the river from the corner of his eyes.

The nun's hand on top of her head was scratching down, and she tore off the white hair from that head. He vaguely saw a shiny bald head!

He suddenly widened his eyes, but the nun had gone into the forest and was out of sight.

Tie Long said: "Lady, that nun seems to have torn her hair off just now."

The woman smiled and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Which woman would tear her hair off..."

"Really, I really want to see a bald head." Tie Long said.

The woman said: "Stop making trouble, you are still bald, I see, you are obsessed with thinking about it day and night. While I am still here, you can take a good rest."

"Okay, maybe I'm really hallucinating..." Qi Long continued to close his eyes.

But the image of the bald head kept flashing in his mind, and at the same time, the two faces of the nun and the Tang monk kept flashing in his mind, comparing...

The more he compares it, the more he feels alike. If the nun's hair is removed, the difference between cute and stupid doesn't seem to be too big.

At this moment, he suddenly widened his eyes and shouted: "Monkey, pig, man! Bald head, white horse, nun, wig, monk? Nima!"

Qilong suddenly stood up and shouted: "I missed it, I missed it, I missed it!"

Then, like a madman, Jilong ran to the other side of the river, but by the time he chased him to the other side of the river, the bald man and his party had already disappeared.

Seeing this, Qilong hugged his head and wailed loudly: "I am Cao, oh, I am a grass, I planted a grass, and ran right under my nose, oh... a year, my skin is tanned Lah! Let’s just run away like this, damn bald, you’re not human, just forget about being late, and even wear a wig!”

Seeing that the dragon was going crazy, the woman ran over and asked, "Husband, what's wrong with you?"