Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tielong said tearfully, "What's the matter? The nun just now was Tang Sanzang, he passed by right in front of us, and I sent him there with my own hands... Waiting for nothing! Hey..."

The crying of the dragon is called a sad one.

But if you think about it, who would have stayed by the river day and night for a year in the wind and rain every day, but just watched the other party pass in front of you, and didn't notice it!

The most terrible thing is that he helped the other party cross the river!

It feels like a person who has been hungry for a year, finally saw the meat bun, and then gave it to the dog beside him to eat it, only to realize that it was a meat bun.

The remorse in it can be imagined.

Far away across the Heishui River, Tang Sanzan rode a white dragon horse and galloped all the way, shouting as he ran: "Hurry up, Xiaobai, the agreed three thousand miles race, we can't be caught up by them!"

As Bai Longma accelerated, he rolled his eyes and thought, "Brother, don't you have any doubts about whether you will be caught up? You clenched your fists all the way, who dares to overtake you!"

But he said in his mouth: "Master, the black catfish-like guy by the river just now looks familiar to me. I always feel like I have seen it somewhere... Hey, I remembered, his stupid The eyes look a bit like the silly son of the Dragon King of Jinghe River, the little dragon."

"Don't say he's stupid, he's not bad, he even gave us a ride." Tang San said.

Bai Longma said: "He's not bad? That guy is skinier than me..."

One person and one horse chatted and the sky gradually drifted away.

In the distance, Monkey King followed behind, yawning and saying: "Although Xiaobai's speed has improved, it still needs to be improved."

Farther away, Zhu Ganglian turned his head and shouted: "Junior Brother Sha, let me tell you, in our competition, master is first, senior brother is second, I am third, and you are fourth. You can't surpass me!"

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Sha Wujing said very honestly: "Second senior brother, don't worry, I'll just follow behind."

Zhu Ganglian smiled in satisfaction, but as soon as he relaxed, a gust of wind blew past him, and Sha Wujing had already passed him.

Zhu Ganglian's face turned black immediately, and he roared angrily, "Old Sha, are you talking like a fart?"

Sha Wujing turned her head and smiled honestly: "Second senior brother, I said I was following behind, but I didn't say I was following you! You, fly slowly, I'm chasing Master."

After finishing speaking, Sha Wujing sped up, no matter how hard Zhu Gangli tried, he was still a little behind, and seeing that he could reach it with his hand, but couldn't catch up, Zhu Gangli was so angry that he wanted to take out the rake and give him a rake .

Tang Sanzan led his disciples to run wildly, the speed was much faster, and soon he left the boundary of Heishui River, climbed over mountains and rivers, but he didn't meet a single monster.

But the most depressing thing for Tang Sanzan was his wig, as time got longer, the wig began to lose hair.It was fine at first, only three or five, and three or five of them fell out, and he adjusted his hair to cover it.

Later, it began to fall out one by one, and he became alopecia areata immediately!

What was even more frustrating was that he didn't know whether Bai Longma did it on purpose or what, anyway, his tail was only covered with a layer of fluff, and the bald man couldn't pull it off even if he wanted to.

In the end, he found that although total baldness is not good-looking, it is definitely better than his current alopecia areata.

So, he threw the wig away and decided to stay bald.

One day, while walking, a loud shout came from all around: "Do it!"

In an instant, a group of people jumped out from all around, each of them armed with knives and guns, and surrounded Tang Sanzan and others.

Tang Sanzan was taken aback, and asked: "Amitabha, what are you doing? We are a group of poor monks, you have chosen the wrong target for robbery."

The leader of the group was a bearded man, who sneered and said, "Monk, we are robbing the monk!"

At this moment, a big hand like a door leaf stretched out, grabbed the bearded man, and threw it aside.

Just as the other robbers were about to resist, they saw a pig head down, and rushed over, turning everyone in its path!

The four-meter-tall man stretched out his arms, grasped left and right with his big hands, and he caught them accurately, and he threw them more than 20 meters away.

In the blink of an eye, fifteen robbers were knocked to the ground.

They were fierce one moment, but kneeling neatly in front of Tang Sanzan the next moment.

Tang Sanzan and the others finished the work one by one, with Erlang legs crossed, nibbling melon seeds, looking at several people and saying, "Okay, now you can start telling stories. If you can tell the story well, you can survive, if you can't tell it, Wujing! "

Drifting put the big iron pot on the ground, pulled out a big tree with his bare hands and chopped it into pieces. After lighting the bonfire, he fiddled with the skull on his neck and grinned grinningly: "Master, I understand, everyone will be happy later." Roasted or stewed? Personally, I think we can try roasting with living people, I promise, they can watch themselves being eaten with only bones left!"

A dozen robbers were so frightened that they urinated on the spot, and the bearded men shouted: "Masters, gentlemen, just ask if you have any questions, I promise I will tell you everything!"

Seeing this, Monkey King smiled: "Okay, then tell me why you attacked us."

The bearded man said: "Masters, it's not that we want to attack you. It's that... we couldn't hold back."

Don't need Sun Wukong to ask, the bearded man continued: "Masters who seem to be foreigners at first glance, don't know our situation here.

Our country is called Chechi Country. A few years ago, there was a severe drought in Chechi Country, and the people were in dire straits.At this time, three immortals came from the sky, namely Huli Immortal, Yangli Immortal, and Luli Immortal.

As soon as they came, they cast spells to rain, which relieved the danger of severe drought in Chechi country. "

Zhu Ganglian frowned and said, "What does this have to do with you robbing us?"

"My lord, listen to me. Originally, Buddhism and Taoism coexisted in our Chechi country, but since the severe drought, His Majesty the Emperor asked Buddhist monks to cast spells and rain.

At that time, the Buddhist disciples would just sit there and recite the scriptures. After three days and three nights, the rain did not fall.

And when the three great immortals made a move, it was wind and thunder shaking, and heavy rain poured down.

In that competition, Buddhism lost, and the emperor immediately thought that Buddhism was useless.

The three great immortals took the opportunity to lobby the emperor, asking him to demolish the temple, smash the Buddha statues, take back all the certificates, and demote all the monks to be slaves of the three great immortals, working day and night.

If there are monks from outside, regardless of the distance, they will be directly arrested and served as slaves by the three great immortals.

In order to prevent the monks from escaping, the emperor drew portraits of all the captured monks and distributed them everywhere.

If there is an official position, catch a monk and be promoted to three levels;

If you are not an official, if you catch a monk, you will be rewarded with 50 taels of silver.

Under the heavy reward, who can not be moved?

Not to mention a few real monks, even bald men and even those with thinning hair will be taken as monks and enslaved.

We just couldn't hold back, so we attacked the masters.

It's all our fault that we were blind, and offended a few masters, and asked them to spare their lives. "

Hearing this, everyone collectively looked at Tang Sanzan, whether to kill them or not, Monkey King and others are not in a position to decide, it depends on what the bald man thinks.

Tang Sanzan spread his hands and said: "Look at me, have you finished speaking? Let's leave after speaking."

Tang Sanzan is obviously not interested in killing people...