Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Then he and the mountain were blown away by this punch...

In the distance, Honghaier slowly climbed out from the mountain. With a serious heart injury, he slowly looked in the direction of the original Huoyun Cave, and cursed: "Damn baldy, you ruined my youth and my first love!" , you wait for me!"

Then the red boy scolded again: "Smelly old man, what the hell idea did you give me? See if I don't pick your beard!"

As soon as the words fell, a figure was seen flying towards like a shooting star, pulling a long flame, and at the same time, a shrill scream came: "Ah..."

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Then it slammed into his body with a bang, and the two of them were directly smashed into the middle of the mountain.

Inside the black mountain belly, the red boy scolded: "Which idiot hit me?!"

Another rough voice sounded: "You idiot, who are you calling idiot?"

"What about you, idiot, your whole family are idiots!"

"Your whole family is an idiot, believe it or not, I'll beat you up? Idiot!"

"Come on, who is afraid of whom?!"

call!

Hong Hai'er directly took out his long gun and set it ablaze, and then the two of them looked into each other's eyes.

"Father?"

"Small it?"

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The next moment, in the depths of the cave, the Bull Demon King pressed the red boy on his lap, and slapped him with a slap, cursing as he slapped, "Who are you calling an idiot? Who are you calling an idiot?"

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For a long time, father and son sat on the top of the mountain.

The Bull Demon King asked: "Son, that girl you mentioned...Son, why are you crying?

Lovelorn?

Why are you crying more fiercely?

How about we talk about something else?Let me tell you, on the way I came, I saw a very beautiful girl with white hair, son, why did you faint from crying?

Forget it, let me tell myself.

That girl looks pretty cute, but she's really fucking ruthless.

If I wasn't worried that I couldn't do her well, I really wanted to try again.

Forget it, let's take it home and show it to his mother, this kid seems really stupid. "

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"Master, why did you go there just now, why did you attack again?" Monkey King followed the energy fluctuations to find him.

Tang Sanbu said: "It's okay, I just met two stupid monsters. Wukong, hurry up..."

Sun Wukong was puzzled: "Master, why are you leaving in such a hurry this time?"

Tang Sanzan looked up at the sky, and said with disgust: "I think there is something wrong with this mountain. It is said that one side of the water and soil raises the other side of monsters, and the monsters here are like idiots. I'm afraid it will affect my IQ if I stay for a long time. "

Sun Wukong: "#￥%...&"

Tang Sanzan and others left, and the land of sixty mountain gods saw them off all the way.

They were still a little unhappy at first, after all, Sun Wukong didn't help them get the Holy Infant King dealt with before leaving, but left after eating a good meal.But when some people saw that the Huoyun Cave was destroyed and the Holy Infant King was nowhere to be found, they were all grateful, and they called the eminent monks in the East to subdue demons and subdue demons, and do good deeds without leaving a name.

Just as they were celebrating, a group of red clouds flew back, and a group of mountain gods, Tu Tu, were dumbfounded.

"You hairy gods, what are you looking at? Make an offering!"

The red boy roared.

The mountain gods and the land shuddered, and looked at the red boy carefully, and it turned out to be different from before.

As for the previous red boy, he was a half-grown brat. Although he bullied them, it was more of a parody of brats.But the red boy in front of him, with fierce eyes, seemed to be on the verge of anger, seeing nothing pleasing to the eye, full of murderous aura.

A group of mountain gods thought that Honghaier knew that they asked Sun Wukong to send him down, so they trembled in fright, and lowered their heads one by one, not daring to look at him, and honestly searched for tributes.

At the same time, the land of the mountain gods scolded Tang Sanzan and others in their hearts: "Dongtu's scumbags, a bunch of scumbags and bald people, you are not subduing demons. You just gave us a shot in the big pit!" Huo, don't let us have a good time..."

Tang Sanzan naturally didn't know, he was greeted by a group of people again for the [-]th generation of his ancestors, and he was sitting on the white horse at this moment, feeling sad because he missed a female fairy.

At the same time, Wuji Country.

"I really came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. I am a monk who is going to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures. I am really Tang Sanzang. Your Majesty, listen to me!"

While shouting, Tang Seng was dragged down by a group of soldiers.

Sitting on the throne, the King of Wuji Kingdom said disdainfully: "Liars nowadays are getting worse and worse. Knowing that I was rescued by Tang Sanzhu, an eminent monk in the East, they dare to impersonate my great benefactor Tang Sanzhu. What a shame!" act recklessly!"

"The prisoner is in custody, and at noon tomorrow, he will be beheaded for public display, as an example to others!"

With a loud cry, the prison door slowly closed.

In the cell, Tang Seng sat on the ground, looked at the Dharma protectors in front of him, and asked: "You say, am I the real Tang Seng or the fake Tang Seng?"

Dharma protectors: "@#￥......"

"Uh...Regardless of whether it is true or not, I think we should run first. Otherwise, we will be beheaded tomorrow."

After a Jialan finished speaking, he opened the cell and led Tang Seng out of the Wuji Kingdom overnight.

Looking back at the glorious city, Tang Seng clenched his fists: "Is this a difficulty?"

"Uh... I don't know." The Jialans really don't know, the previous 81 disasters were all arranged, but now everything has changed because of the appearance of the bald thief, they are really not sure, which one is the first disaster .

"Although we don't know, the Buddha is fair. It's much more difficult than going through 81. After all, it's all accidents..." Jialan, a Dharma protector, comforted.

Tang Seng nodded and said: "Forget it, it doesn't matter whether it is difficult or not, I will work hard to practice!"

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At the same time, on the banks of the Blackwater River.