Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

The territory to the north of Xiangyang belongs to the sphere of influence of Mongolia, and the heavily armed imperial guards condense their eggs one by one. Although they are equipped with excellent weapons and equipment, they still don't have the courage to face the Mongolian soldiers who are like wolves and tigers.

Ye Tian shook his head and sighed, he originally expected to use these 2000 people to do something, but now it seems that they are just a bunch of wine and food bags, who the hell trains the soldiers, the embarrassment is thrown at grandma's house!

Because it is in the border of Mongolia, Ye Tian didn't go to the government to stay with a calm face. Even if the officials invited him, he would not be moved. Every time he went to a place, he booked an inn, refused all officials' visits, and provided for his own food, clothing, housing and transportation.

Ye Tian knew that when going north this time, the court officials definitely wanted to take advantage of their fame to escort the princess. If it was someone else, there would probably be many Central Plains warriors who came to rob the sedan chair.

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Chapter 351 Three Kinds of Stupid Behaviors

So he tried to deal with Mongolian ministers as little as possible, which might make those people feel better.

The great country was so easily ruined by the emperor, no one would be happy.

Originally, Mongolia was defeated. Taking advantage of the high morale of the generals of the Song Dynasty and marching northward, they would definitely be able to kill them. However, the emperor's fatuous ministers were incompetent, which led to today's situation.

Marriage?Doesn't this chill the hearts of the soldiers?

Traveling out of Xiangyang, one evening, a group of people stayed in a big town.

Ye Tian ordered the army to station outside the town, and then took the princesses and maids to book an inn to live in.

The inn is divided into two floors, and a group of women lived on it, while Ye Tian himself and the group of eunuchs searched for places on the first floor.

He called Xiao Er to prepare the food and sent it to the princess' room, while Ye Tian accompanied the six daughters Xiaolongnv, Gongsun Lue, Cheng Ying, Lu Wushuang, Wanyanping, and Guo Fu to eat at the same table.

The five eunuchs headed by Li Jian also sat at the same table, and ate the crude food in the inn one by one.

"Brother Ye, it's been very restless recently. Ever since I left Xiangyang City, I've felt that many eyes are staring at us, it seems a little...unfriendly..." Cheng Ying said in a low voice.

She knew that Ye Tian had already found out, and she asked at this moment, just to see how Ye Tian would solve it. If those people stared at him all the way, life would not be so easy. Anyone with a few light bulbs behind their butts would be fine. It wouldn't be easy, if they hid in the dark, the girls wouldn't even dare to make out with Ye Tian, ​​for fear of being overheard!

Why isn't Ye Tian troubled by this matter, he can't be killed, he can't be chased away, he's like brown candy, after thinking about it for a while, when he saw Eunuch Li not far away, the corner of Ye's mouth curled up, since you guys If you want to vent your anger, the young master will help you all!

"Old eunuch, pour me a cup of tea!" Ye Tian shouted suddenly.

Hearing this voice, Li Jian was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that it was Ye Tian who was calling him. His anger surged into his heart instantly, he looked at Ye Tian, ​​and said grimly: "General Ye, there are so many court ladies and eunuchs here, why do you only want to call me?" Call it humble!"

"I just like to drink the tea you pour, what's the matter? Don't you call yourself humble? Does it mean that your subordinates have humiliated you by pouring tea for your boss!" Ye Tian frowned and said in a deep voice.

Li Jian didn't move, and didn't answer, staring at Ye Tian viciously with a pair of dark eyes, wishing to kill him with his eyes.

He hates Ye Tian.

This person is really unreasonable. Anyone with a little bit of sense would choose to flatter him, a celebrity in the imperial court, so that he can give him a few good words in front of His Majesty.But this Ye Tian is so different, he doesn't take him seriously at all, he swears that when he returns to the capital, he must make him look good!

"Um...General Ye, why don't you let me pour you tea?" A little eunuch opposite Li Jian said, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.

Ye Tian ignored the little eunuch, got up slowly, walked to Li Jian, and said, "You look at me like this, do you still think I should say sorry to you?"

"Snapped……"

Ye Tian slapped his wrinkled forehead, with a look of burning anger, he shouted loudly: "I am now the emperor's hand-picked marriage envoy, see me as if the emperor is here in person, let you pour tea... isn't that true?" Is it a matter of course? Why do you hate me? Why are you angry with me? Why are you unwilling? "

"General Ye... Eunuch Li is also the supervisor appointed by the emperor, you have no right to beat him." A young eunuch saw Ye Tian's movement and stepped forward to stop him.

"How could I beat him?" Ye Tian said with a smile: "He is sitting here, a big mosquito is staring at his face, I will beat him to death..."

Ye Tian pointed to the blood stains on Li Jian's face and said, "Look, it's all bleeding."

The little eunuch was speechless.I thought, do you think I'm an idiot?How big is a mosquito?Make people have blood all over their faces?

The girls didn't eat anymore, and turned their heads one by one, watching Ye Tian's performance with great interest.

"Xiao Er, here is a plate of peanuts!" Lu Wushuang was even more mischievous, she kept cursing in her heart: What a broken shop, it doesn't even pack melon seeds.

"However, it doesn't matter if you thank me or not. I don't care." Ye Tian spoke again, "If the people of Song Dynasty know that I shot a dog eunuch to death, maybe someone will set off firecrackers to celebrate."

"Bah..." Li Jian spat on Ye Tian's face.He is now a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.He has embraced Jue Xin who was beaten, at most he will come back later.

This kid has long been displeased with him. If he doesn't beat him up, he probably won't be safe. Now that he has no power, no power, no way out, he can only hope that this journey will end soon. As long as he returns to Lin'an, his world will be there!

Ye Tian turned his head and dodged it.

However, some fragments of saliva flew over, so he was lucky enough to flick those saliva back.

Ye Tian wiped the non-existent saliva on his face with his sleeve, he felt that the old eunuch's behavior was really stupid.

When watching movies before, Ye Tian always felt that some people were stupid, so he summed up three kinds of stupid behaviors:

The first foolishness, when he was about to go to bed with the heroine, a phone call came at a critical moment... In order to answer the phone, he even left the limp heroine aside.What phone is so important?Usually there are so many missed calls and no one is dead. Do you have to answer this call today?Besides, how many men stop to answer the phone when doing something like that?It's not that men are stupid, it's that the screenwriters are not men.

The second stupidity, the male protagonist has suffered so much pain and scars to knock down the villain, and suddenly he is kind and spares his life.As a result, the big villain did not sincerely repent, but jumped the wall in a hurry.The fatal blow before death, either kills the male protagonist or the male protagonist's woman... How stupid a person must be to make such a mistake? "

The third stupidity is the old eunuch's current behavior. When he is knocked to the ground by the strong, he wants to spit if he can't beat him or win... Do you think you can do anything to the young master by spitting?Throw a hole in the face of the young master or make me infected with the virus and my life is at stake?nausea?humiliation?When did you ever hear that disgusting and humiliating could kill someone?

Ye Tian sneered, and said: "Because you spit at me, although I dodged it. But I'm in a bad mood...so I want to hit someone."

He scanned around, then lifted a bench from the ground, grabbed a wooden leg and snapped it hard, and with a click, the weapon was ready.

He raised the wooden stick, weighed it twice, and felt that it was not in his hand.

Then he lifted the bench again, 'Kacha Kacha Kacha', and the other three legs were also broken off by him.

He lifted the legless bench, which was actually a thick plank, and threw it at Li Jian's thin body.

"boom……"

"boom……"

"boom……"

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Chapter 352 What is Arrogance

From board to meat, every board is compacted.

Li Jian cried and yelled for help, but no one moved to this side.Everyone was busy with their own work, Lu Wushuang was chewing peanuts, wishing to cheer Ye Tian up.

The four little eunuchs fled ten meters away from the moment Ye Tian lifted the long plank. They couldn't take care of themselves, so naturally they wouldn't come to the rescue.

After Ye Tian smoked more than [-] boards, he stopped.

He squatted down again, looked at Li Jian who was dying in pain, and said, "Do you feel like an idiot now? This is revenge for spitting."