Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

"..." Li Jian's old face was distorted with pain, but he didn't dare to hum again to Ye Tian.

"Let me first talk about the punishment you will suffer." Ye Tian said, "First, you will be beaten up by me every day, which will make you so painful that you want to commit suicide!"

"You will be famous. Be famous. If you sacrificed heroically to save Her Royal Highness, the Emperor will definitely bury you...Congratulations in advance. This is the second point."

"Third, I will drop your ashes and give them to benevolent people in the rivers and lakes. As for what they will do with your ashes, I don't know..."

"Ye Tian...I am the inspector hand-picked by the emperor, you can't kill me!" Li Jian roared loudly.

Ye Tian shook his head and said: "I never said I would kill you, would I still protect you, but this general has limited ability and can only protect the princess alone, it's a good thing that Eunuch Li sacrificed for business! "

Li Jian's face was livid, this man really wanted to play himself to death.

"Your life. I can't save it. I can't stop you from being famous." Ye Tian said with a smile. "But don't worry, I will guarantee the safety of Her Royal Highness..."

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"Xiaolan, why is it so noisy down here? What happened? Hurry up, take me to see!"

On the second floor, where the princess stayed, a girl in a luxurious golden phoenix robe urged the maid beside her, a little impatiently.But it was Princess Rui.

The veil has been taken off, revealing a delicate melon-seeded face with pink cheeks and peach cheeks. She is only fourteen or fifteen years old, with picturesque eyebrows, tender skin, small cherry mouth, and shallow pear dimples. She is a rare beauty Embryo.

It's a pity that her eyes are unusually sharp, which is a kind of cunning beyond her age, and the inadvertent sense of superiority revealed between her brows makes people afraid to get close to her.

She is wearing a golden and luxurious robe, soft and smooth, bright and beautiful, and the dense patterns are not something ordinary people can embroider.

Regarding the princess's request, the little maid was quite embarrassed, "Princess, you are not allowed to see outsiders until you have formally visited the hall.

"I don't care, I've been holding it in for so long, I'm so bored, I want to go out to play, Xiaolan, please, just let me go out, at worst I change clothes, if you don't tell me, I won't tell, and those If the eunuchs don't tell me, who knows my identity." The little princess said happily.

"That's fine." The little maid had no choice but to agree.

Changed into a long lavender dress, and went out, the master and the servant were immediately dumbfounded, as if they had seen the most shocking thing in the world.

Eunuch Li, the number one celebrity in the imperial court, was beaten to death by that very good-looking man like a dead dog, begging for mercy repeatedly... This man is so scary!

"Stop!" The little princess was furious, she dared to hit my people, even a dog would look at its master, so Zhao Xiuling rushed out, she ran to Ye Tian's side, pulled his arm vigorously, and shouted: " Dog slave, if you don't stop, I'll chop off your head and use it as a stool."

Looking at Li Jian who was lying unconscious on the ground, Ye Tian finally stopped his hands, took a deep breath, stood up slowly, looked at the woman beside him holding his arm, his phoenix eyes were slightly angry, and his pretty face Hanchun, the tender and smooth skin is rosy... so beautiful!

Who is this girl?

The entire inn was taken care of by himself, and it was impossible for him to be a court lady.

Then it can only be a princess.

"I didn't expect this little princess to be quite beautiful. Your sister, if I had known she was so beautiful, why did my master run so far to send her out of Xiangyang?" Ye Tian muttered in his heart.

"Dog slave, what are you looking at! Didn't you hear me telling you to stop?" the little princess shouted.

Domineering, domineering.

There is only such a princess in the huge palace, Zhao Xiuling is Song Lizong's only daughter, if it is not for the sake of keeping the great Song Dynasty, Zhao Yun would not give up his precious daughter to others.

Song Lizong loved his daughter Princess Ruiguo very much. In order to see her all the time, he built a mansion for the princess at Jiahuimen.

Because of being loved by thousands of people, she naturally developed such a savage character!

However, it's okay to be rude, but you can't be rude in front of the young master.

dog minion?Since when did the young master become your slave, his son, if you don't give me a little color, see how amazing it really is to think of yourself as a princess!

"Who are you!" Ye Tian pushed her hand away, and said in a cold voice: "This place has been reserved by me, and no one else is allowed to enter, tell me! Is there any bad intention for Her Royal Highness!"

"I am……"

"Hmph! You don't need to say much. Judging from my many years of experience, you must be harboring evil intentions towards Her Royal Highness and want to harm her!" Ye Tian interrupted her without any politeness, and then walked quickly to scoop the water from the kitchen. A large ladle of cold water was poured in, and I accidentally tripped over a wooden bench. Suddenly my center of gravity became unstable, and the hand holding the ladle was raised.

"Wow!"

A whole ladle of water was poured on Princess Diao Man, soaked from head to toe, and the ladle was evenly placed on the princess's head. She was a proud little peacock, but now she became a embarrassed peacock. Drenched chicken.

"Damn! Who told you to stand here, I finally scooped up a ladle of water to wake up Eunuch Li, now it's all right, the water is spilled, you pour it for me!" Ye Tiantian was in a panic, without realizing it at all. It's my own fault.

Xiao Longnv and the eunuchs were stunned, they had never seen such a shameless one before.

"Bastard, I want your life!" Princess Diaoman was stunned for three seconds, then suddenly screamed, picked up the ladle, and threw it on Ye Tian's head.

"Hey, hey, a gentleman doesn't use his mouth, a good man doesn't fight with a bad woman, stop and stop!"

Ye Tian dodged left and right, dodging the hysterical attacks of the little princess time and time again, and the little maid who followed behind yelled for a long time, but the savage princess didn't listen.Holding a ladle, he kept chasing after Ye Tian, ​​and he had to beat him to death.

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Chapter 353 Li Mochou Arrives

"General Ye, this is the princess, don't hurt the princess!" The little maid couldn't stand it any longer, so she had to announce her identity loudly.

Guo Fu and his party were speechless one after another, only the fool did not know the little girl's princess status.

"Ah! Princess, that... I don't know, princess, you better stop chasing, so as not to hurt your precious body!" Ye Tian reminded kindly.

How could Princess Ruiguo listen to him? She had to beat Ye Tian up today, but she didn't know any martial arts at all, so she couldn't catch up to Ye Tian, ​​and she was always run away by him at critical moments. , with one hand on his hip, pointing at Ye Tian with a ladle in the other, he shouted: "Bastard, stop for me, or I will kill your whole family."

"I'm the only one in my family. If you have the ability, you can catch up with me and kill me." Ye Tian was not afraid of her, and directly provoked her.

"If I don't catch you, this princess will...don't eat dinner!" The beautiful princess stomped her feet and continued to chase.

Ye Tian couldn't help but get angry, is there such a poisonous oath?

This pair of friends who were not friends chased after each other in the hall. The originally clean and tidy house seemed to have experienced a catastrophe, and it was a replica of the robbery.The tables, chairs, and benches are tilted here and there, and the scene on the ground is paved into a moving abstract painting. The water stains and various dishes around the dining table, and footprints of different sizes fall on every clean surface in the room.If the artist saw this scene, he would inevitably be amazed by the incredible workmanship.

The faces of the girls were angry and funny, they didn't understand where Ye Tian got the courage to challenge the princess.

The feud with Princess Ruiguo was settled, and Ye Tian looked innocent and wronged, like an angry little daughter-in-law.Offending this savage princess, the future is worrying. This round of fluke victory, with the princess's arrogance and unwillingness to admit defeat, he will suffer in the future.

Princess Ruiguo also clearly told Ye Tian to wait and see, but he just sighed secretly, he didn't want to cause more troubles, he just wanted to work hard and be free, that's all.But now that there is a troublesome and unruly girl like the little princess, he can only see her tricks.

After dinner, everyone went back to their rooms to rest.

The bright moon is dancing in the sky, and the breeze caresses the willows. It is a good day for a date. Ye Tian looks at the billions of stars embedded in the dome, feeling a little bit emotional.

A meteor streaked across the sky and fell into the eyes, Ye Tian, ​​who was lying in the warm water, became blurred.

After a tiring journey, take a hot bath, which tastes quite good.

A slight sound came from outside the door, the door opened, a strong fragrance came, and the rustling of clothes falling, followed.