Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

Although the girls Lu Wushuang and Guo Fu still didn't want to see each other, they finally didn't make a scene when they met.

The entire Mongolian army was annihilated, and the whole world celebrated together, and every house was decorated with lanterns and festoons, just like a festival.

Three days later, the documents issued by the imperial court finally arrived in Xiangyang City.

Guo Jing was named the champion general, in charge of tens of thousands of soldiers and horses in Xiangyang City, and the official worship was the third rank.

As for Ye Tian, ​​he was named a mighty general and a marriage envoy, and he was worshiped as the third rank.

Hearing the word 'marriage granter', Ye Tian suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

To give your sister a marriage, now is the best time to put down the Mongolian army in one fell swoop. The Song court actually thought of marrying, and I don't know which bastard thought of it. Isn't this a pawn?

"It's hopeless!" Ye Tian thought in his heart.

But give the marriage envoy, let's give the marriage envoy, since Zhao Yun wants to kill himself, why do I still worry about it, anyway, I have to leave anyway, just muddle through, and make less trouble.

Ye Tian didn't want to fight for world hegemony anymore, he was really tired, calculating this and that every day, he was exhausted to death.

After the imperial decree was finished, the old eunuch with a gloomy face saw the figure standing out from the crowd, and he was still pondering over what Ye Tian said just now: "You will be away, and your fate will not be tolerated!"

Even Guo Jing knelt down, but he, Ye Tian, ​​stood in the courtyard with a big thorn, and the sky was calm, and he didn't pay attention to the current Holy Majesty at all.

The fact is true, the emperor is a bird, standing in front of the young master will still beat you up.

"General Guo, accept the imperial edict!" The white-haired old eunuch said with a smile on his face.

"My humble minister, Guo Jing, thank you Lord for your kindness!" Guo Jing got up to take it, and said respectfully, "Please, Mr. Li, the princess has golden branches and jade leaves, and the humble house is humble. I hope Mr. Li will take care of you."

The old eunuch's surname was Li Mingjian, and he was at least 60 years old. This eunuch had a lot of power, and even the prime minister had to treat him a little less.

But here at Ye Tian, ​​he was devastated just after meeting.

Is it the king's land in the whole world, is it the king's minister on the shore of the land, there are still people in this world who will not kneel when they see the imperial decree, he has seen it today.

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Chapter 350

"Where, where, going to Mongolia this time, you may have to suffer a lot. If you can stay in such a good place as the general, you may not have this opportunity in the future." The old eunuch Li Jian looked at Ye Tian and said coldly: "General Ye has a lot of backbone, and he actually treats the imperial decree as nothing!"

Ye Tian shrugged his shoulders, shook his folding fan lightly, and said with a smile: "Under the whole world, I wish Ye Tianxia could kneel before I was born, so what if the emperor comes personally? I, Ye Tian, ​​still won't kneel for him." , let alone an old eunuch like you, asking me to kneel... I'm afraid you can't bear it!"

Li Jian is a eunuch, according to Wu Yuda's bleak expression: an eunuch is an incomplete man.

Ye Tian doesn't have any special prejudice against eunuchs. A man's criterion is not whether he has a gun below him, but whether he has the courage to stand upright, and whether he has the heart to swallow mountains and rivers.

A man with a gun below may also have impotence and premature ejaculation, and a man without a gun can still make achievements that attract worldwide attention.

Like Zheng He, who was originally an eunuch, but made great achievements for the Ming Dynasty, and the pride of the seven voyages to the West is remembered by the world.

Like Sima Qian, who became an eunuch, but the book was written to the end without eunuchs, and it became a masterpiece that has been passed down for thousands of years.

But Ye Tian will not give him a good look at Eunuch Li who relies on the old to sell the old and bully others.

Hearing Ye Tian's unceremonious words, Li Jian's face turned livid. He was full of civil and military affairs. Who would dare to talk to him like this, and whoever met him should not call him "Eunuch Li", but the young man in front of him called him an old eunuch. This is indeed the case, but what he taboos the most is that others call him an old eunuch.

"Good, good, good, General Ye looks down on me as an old eunuch, so be careful in the future!" Li Jian could only threaten with words.

Why?

According to the laws of the Great Song Dynasty, eunuchs are not allowed to interfere in politics, and Ye Tian is higher than him, what can he do with Ye Tian!

Only after returning to the capital and reaching the palace can he play a role.

Ye Tian shrugged, and said indifferently: "I don't need eunuch Li to remind me about this. It seems that no one who can kill me in this world was born. Ye is very safe, so I don't need to worry about you, old eunuch. Old eunuch, go Pour me a cup of tea!"

What?

Ask the eunuch to pour tea?

This man is too bold!

The maids and guards behind him were all stunned. Eunuch Li was a person who wanted wind and rain in the palace. He was so powerful and scary. Why did he become such a virtuous person in Xiangyang City?

"Didn't you hear me! I asked you to pour me tea!" Ye Tian's eyes became serious, with murderous intent looming.

Li Jian trembled in fright, pointed at Ye Tian tremblingly and said, "You...you...you are so courageous!"

"Tian'er, don't mess around. Eunuch Li has worked so hard to send the princess here. The journey is tiring. We should serve him." Guo Jing stopped Ye Tian, ​​looked at Da Wu and Xiao Wu, and said, "Dun Ru, Xiuwen, the two of you will lead the princess sedan chair to the west courtyard!"

"Yes! Master!"

Dawu and Xiaowu secretly gave Ye Tian a thumbs up, it was so awesome, so relieved.

The two parties in this marriage are Song Lizong Zhao Yun's only daughter, Princess Ruiguo Zhao Xiuling, and the other is Kublai Khan's younger brother Ali Buge, who is Torre's youngest son.

To be honest, Guo Jing was not angry because of Ye Tian's presumptuousness. All marriages are bullshit, and he was also full of anger. Anyone with a little military literacy knows that now is the best opportunity to fight back. , will definitely be able to take advantage of the emptiness to wipe out Mongolia and restore the great mountains and rivers in one fell swoop. At this time, there is actually a marriage, with your uncle!

Guo Jing endured it, but Ye Tian couldn't!

Huang Rong also felt uncomfortable, she managed to get rid of Mongolia and found a chance, as long as Mongolia is wiped out, her husband and wife don't have to be so worried every day, those lackeys in the imperial court are really hopeless!

Guo Jing stopped him, but Ye Tian smiled and did not refute. He walked slowly to Li Jian, put his right hand on his shoulder, and said with a smile: "Eunuch Li, we need to communicate more in the future, the time to go north will be long. Don't give up halfway and flee back to Lin'an, or I will be bored on the road by myself!"

Threat!

Outright Threats!

Li Jian wanted to cry but had no tears, this is too bad, this man is so courageous, he didn't play himself to death on the way!

But what can he do? If it wasn't for the emperor's handpicking, he would have to run to the front line where dangers abound. He is used to domineering in the capital. Who wants to!

A few days later, when everything was ready, Ye Tian led the imperial guards, bid farewell to Guo Jing and Huang Rong, and escorted Princess Ruiguo to Mongolia.

The princess got married, and the ostentation was quite luxurious, with two thousand guards in bright armor escorting her, and eight big sedan chairs carrying drums and gongs to the sky, as if she was afraid that others would not know.

The little dragon girl Guo Fu and her party insisted on following, but Ye Tian had no choice but to let them pretend to be court ladies and blend in with the crowd.

Ye Tian rode his rather precious red horse, more tame than a cat, BMW for short, dressed in official uniform, huddled in front and hugged in back, and headed north vigorously.

By the way, this is the first time Ye Tian wears an official uniform to work for the government. His name is quite prestigious, but he doesn't know how many troubles he will go through this time.

Up until now, Ye Tian has never seen the true face of the current princess. She is dressed in a golden phoenix robe, noble and dignified, with an enchanting figure. .

Colorful seasons always make people feel happy. The sun is bright red, the sky is blue, the treetops are green, and the flowers are blooming. Everything is so beautiful.

The flowers competing to bloom are as red as fire, as pink as clouds, and as white as jade.Some of them are full of buds, some are just budding, and some are in full bloom.Bursts of refreshing floral fragrance permeate the lungs, making people intoxicated.