Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

The weird silence lasted for a long time, and Qiu Yu didn't dare to speak. At this moment, his breathing felt heavy and sinful.

After being stiff for a moment, He Nian slowly walked to the bed and sat down.

"What is this? To be honest, I wasn't that scared when I saw a ghost for the first time. Damn! My clothes are soaked through." He said with lingering fear.

"It's okay, I'll take care of it."

"Just like when I was a kid."

Despite the words of comfort, life is actually a mess at this time.

How weird.

This is a development direction he never expected.

When was the baby's body exactly the same as Xiao Xi's?

What does this mean?

Damn it, nothing can be explained. It is obviously such important information, but there is no point that can be connected with it. Everything is like a thicker and thicker fog lingering in Duan Ming's heart, so thick that he feels a little... Shortness of breath.

At this time, Qiu Yu finally couldn't help but asked: "Did you just discover something?"

Duan Ming gritted his teeth, hesitated for a while, nodded, and pointed at He Nian.

"What year is Xiao Xi?"

"What!"

Qiu Yu is also a smart man. He catches the key points one by one and connects everything before and after in an instant. In addition to being shocked, he also has a sudden realization.

"No wonder! No wonder we are both helpless about that door and the coffin, but it is as simple as eating and drinking in He Nian's hands. If there is indeed some connection between He Nian and Xiao Xi, then everything will be explained. ”

"So, what should we do now?"

Duan Ming gritted his teeth for a long time before saying: "I don't know, I'm in a mess now, but no matter what the situation is, Xiao Xi is the key."

"Go find Xiao Xi!"

After saying that, he picked up the big guy and rushed downstairs quickly, followed closely by Qiu Yu.

He Nian was on his back, his face flushed with shame, and he asked repeatedly: "What are you doing! Put me down quickly, don't I have any legs?"

"Shut up, you little weakling. You can't run as fast as I can crawl. Stop talking nonsense and stay down!"

I'm really not lying. Duan Ming is a rookie at driving, but he does have a knack for being a human driver. With the weird increase of nine-level hand speed, at least Qiu Yu can't keep up at all. As soon as he left the house, Duan Ming only had a small From the back, the two circles of smoking legs almost left two wheel marks on the yellow mud road.

Fortunately, the goal is quite clear.

Liu's family.

This is the position where Duan Ming senses the anchor point of the toilet suction.

At home, Xiao Liu was busy cleaning the house while humming a little tune, when suddenly he saw Duan Ming rushing in with a big butt on his shoulders, and he almost fell to the ground with fear.

"Duan Ming? You, you, you, what's going on? How old is this ass? What's going on with him?"

Duan Ming ignored it and rushed in one direction.

Direction of toilet.

The toilet door was wide open, and the familiar toilet pipe stood quietly beside the pit, but Xiao Xi was nowhere to be seen.

Duan Ming picked up the toilet and looked around anxiously, but there was no sign of the little guy anywhere.

Liu Mang rushed over in a hurry and was immediately stopped by Duan Ming.

"Where's Xiao Xi?"

"Xiao Xi? Huh? You were playing here not long ago. Where did you go?"

Duan Ming's heart skipped a beat.

I'm afraid he ran out of the illusion again.

It is understandable for children to throw away a toy when they are tired of playing with it.

But he couldn't accept it.

The toilet seat was discarded, which also meant that he could no longer locate the key figure Xiao Xi through this method.

At this time, he only felt someone pat him on the back, and then He Nian's laborious voice sounded in his ears.

"Um, Duan Ming, if this Xiao Xi's personality is really very similar to mine, and even her childhood hobbies are exactly the same as mine, will it be possible?"

In an instant, a bright light flashed across Duan Ming's mind, and he raised his face.

"That's right. When you were a kid, you liked to steal raw eggs and eat them after playing with shit. You didn't like to wash your hands. You would stir them up and put them in your mouth. You said they tasted good."

"Hey! You don't need to remind me about the second half of the sentence!!! Slow down, slow down, I'm going to vomit!"

A gust of wind blew past Liu Mang, and the figure and big butt that suddenly came to him disappeared in an instant.

But the next second his life suddenly turned back.

"Mr. Liu, let me ask, who in our village raises chickens?"

"Raising chickens?" Liu Mang was stunned, "It seems that the village chief's family has chickens. He loves raising these things. He thinks these little things are beautiful."

"Okay, thanks. I'll let He Nian treat you to raw eggs later."

It turned into a gust of wind again.

This gust of wind also blew over Qiu Yu, who had just arrived panting.

He bared his teeth, turned around with his hands on his hips, and chased after her again.

Not long after chasing him, Duan Ming stopped not far ahead. Qiu Yu arrived out of breath, pressed down on He Nian's back, and gasped.

"What's going on?"

What year: "(⊙...⊙)"

"Don't move, don't move."

Qiu Yu's weak request was met with a concerned pat: "What's wrong with you?"

"Ugh~"

Human potential is sometimes stimulated between life and death.

Of course, it will also happen in emergencies.

In just a moment, Duan Mingqiu Yu was already three meters away. He Nian stared in the air and then landed heavily.

The vomiting got worse.

"TNND, Qiu Yu, you boy, I will remember you!"

"It was Duan Mingfang's hand!" Qiu Yu felt aggrieved.

"Him? I can't beat him."

"But actually you can't beat me, I'm ghostly 5743."

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"Depend on!"

The movement here naturally attracted the attention of the surrounding people, especially the two figures directly in front, which was also the reason why Duan Ming stopped just now.

I saw Wang Tao and the village chief walking leisurely on the village road. Their original chatting and laughing turned into looking at them in surprise.

Duan Ming pretended to be in a hurry to help He Nian, turned his back, took a deep breath, and the next second, turned around and greeted him with a smile on his face.

"Hey, village chief, what a coincidence that you are out for a walk in the middle of the night?"

"Ah, I just finished eating and went out for a walk." the village chief replied, then pointed at He Nian worriedly, "Is he okay?"

"Oh, it's okay, it's the same. I'm bored, so I went out for a night run. This kid usually lacks exercise and vomited while running, so it won't be a problem." Duan Ming replied with a smile, and his eyes looked at Wang Tao for a few more seconds.

The latter's eyes suddenly tightened and he raised his nostrils again.

After being mentioned by the wretched ghost, he no longer felt grateful for Duan Ming, and returned to his previous arrogant appearance.

I.

My contracted ghost spirit has unlimited potential. What do you want to do to fight me? What you cheated on me will come back to you sooner or later!

Duan Ming couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw this, and he used half his butt to figure out what bad idea this guy was having in his heart.

But so what?

Wang Tao, he is gauzy.

Ignoring Wang Tao, he was about to fool the village chief with some extravagant words. The village chief was out for a walk at the moment, and going to Xiaobieye was a perfect opportunity.

"Uh, that."

"Baby! baby! baby!"

"Huh? What's the noise?"

Unexpectedly, the village chief immediately changed his expression when he heard this, turned around and ran up the mountain.

"You little bastard, you stole my eggs again!!!"

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The crow of the chickens in Crazy Wen Village is really

Damn fashion.

At this time, Wang Tao suddenly looked happy.

"Hey, little bastard? Is it that Xiao Xi? I'm wondering why the village chief mentioned this name to me more than once. It turns out he's an egg thief. It's an old grudge."

Muttering in a low voice, he looked at Duan Ming and the others triumphantly.

Dragon King, rise.

Oh, I have to be the one to see through the biggest mission behind this dungeon. The village chief has the highest status in this village. As long as his request can be met, it will definitely be the hidden mission that will bring the most rewards in this dungeon.

I'm a fucking genius!

As soon as he thought of this, Wang Tao immediately spread his wings and started to chase up the mountain.

Tengfei's figure was grabbed by the hem of his clothes and pulled down.

He was immediately alert and jumped a few steps away.

"What do you want to do Duan Ming?"

Could it be that he saw through my clever plan? Impossible, I must not let him take away my credit. This is my first victory in becoming the first person of the new generation.

With this in mind, he cautiously moved his steps slightly, and a faint black air began to rise around his buttocks.

The next second, a hard cold feeling suddenly came from behind.

"Don't move if you don't want to bloom."

Turning back, Wang Tao was almost scared out of his mind.

At some point, Qiu Yu and He Nian had arrived behind him. He Nian was squatting half-crouched with a serious look on his face, holding the Millennium Killer Technique with both hands, already wearing several thick layers of disposable rubber gloves on his hands.

Qiu Yu

Holding a big sniper.

The position of the muzzle is obviously a key part.

At this moment, Wang Tao felt that his sphincter was dancing crazily. He shrank urgently, and the ghostly aura disappeared instantly. At the same time, he squeezed his face towards Duan Ming and said: "Brother, you said that we two have no grievances." , why are you always targeting me? Isn’t it good for everyone to be harmonious? I, Wang Tao, am not an ungrateful person. When one day I become prosperous, I will never forget the blessing of your life."

"Oh, of course, there are two strong men behind us."

"A strong man, oh, I can't afford it. I just want to be a villain." He Nian's voice sounded sinisterly from behind, "Also, do you have the nerve to say that there is no injustice or enmity? You cheated your life in the first place. Why didn’t you feel free of injustice and enmity at that time?”

"Forget it, I don't want to talk nonsense to him anymore, Duan Ming, let's do it."

"Let him go."

"Gah! What? Did I hear wrong just now? Didn't you order him to be stopped?"

"You heard me right, let him go."

Duan Ming said lightly, his body was filled with thick black energy, and his mid-level Fierce Ghost level strength was fully exposed.

Although he was extremely reluctant, He Nian still reluctantly gave up his position.

Wang Tao pointed to the distance with some disbelief: "Can I go?"

Duan Ming: "At least until I change my mind."

Da da da da~

The quick steps brought up a long line of smoke and dust, just like in a cartoon.

The two of them were filled with doubts at this time.

He Nian was not as reserved as Qiu Yu, and immediately shouted at the top of his lungs: "Are you sick? You stopped people and then let them go. Are you full after eating?"

"To tell the wretched ghost something."

"What?"

"What wretched ghost? Wang Tao's contracted ghost? What does it have to do with that thing?"

"Um."

Duan Ming gritted his teeth, his expression was terrifyingly gloomy, and he remained silent for a long time before speaking.

"First of all, this involves an extremely horrific fact."

The two of them instantly became serious.

"I believe you have just seen that the village chief's attitude towards Wang Tao is quite friendly, and there are no signs of a fight on his body. If Chen Yong'an had suppressed him, it is impossible for the village chief who has memories of the crazy state to treat him like nothing happened. kind."

"The only explanation."

"Chen Yongan didn't come."

There was silence for a while.

He Nian: "???"

"Then what?"

"Then? Then isn't it obvious? Chen Yongan didn't come, and combined with the context, it means that the village chief is not crazy? Wang Tao, when you enter the village chief's house, you are not crazy. Isn't this incredible?"

(；￣д￣)×2

"Ah, yes, yes, it's unbelievable and unbelievable." The two of them agreed perfunctorily.

"Come on, keep going."

Duan Ming curled his lips and continued: "I don't know if you just noticed that there is blood on Wang Tao's heart. The wound should not be deep, but it is indeed injured."

"With Wang Tao's character, he would never have the guts to do such a life-threatening thing to himself. The village chief is not crazy, so there is only one possibility."

"This injury was caused by a dirty trick."

"Isn't it possible? Isn't the wretched ghost the contracted ghost of Wang Tao? If he kills the host, he himself won't be able to survive." Qiu Yu asked doubtfully.

"So he aborted."

"The wretched ghost should understand the position of the village chief in the dungeon. Seeing that the village chief is not crazy and cannot recruit Chen Yongan, he wants to trigger the protection mechanism by taking action. But it seems that Chen Yongan is not a fool. This method It couldn’t be used as a means of cheating, so I didn’t continue after trying it out.”

"So, what does this mean?" He Nian asked blankly.

Qiu Yu solved his doubts.

"This shows that the will of the ugly ghost is still stronger than that of Wang Tao. In this pair of ghost contracts, the ugly ghost has the upper hand. If there is an emergency, Wang Tao cannot control the ugly ghost. This will become a variable in the final showdown."

"So what you did just now was to warn the wretched ghost. We have a way to prevent him from showing his true form at all? Will Wang Tao's fear of death be the only thing that limits him to us?"

Duan Ming nodded, then shook his head.

"That's not entirely true. In fact, he should have had this realization last time when He Nian and I stabbed Wang Tao violently. This time it just deepened the impression."

"What else I want to tell him is..."

"Teammates are here."

He Nian slapped his forehead: "Oh~~~~No wonder you just made yourself look like you were following the special effects."

"But that's not right. You are only at the mid-level Fierce Ghost level. The village chief is already at the peak Fierce Ghost level. Plus we are two losers. What kind of teammates are you?"

"No." Qiu Yu frowned tightly and said, "The wretched ghost doesn't know that the village chief is the final instigator. The information he has learned so far is that the village chief is just a fierce ghost with three minutes of evil transformation. , they don’t even know that this crazy village is just an illusion, and they shouldn’t be able to contact the person at the end of the copy. In his view, the village chief is just a questionable source who may get a lot of rewards.”

"So, we two decoys are the ones who really work. Duan Ming's purpose of showing off his strength is just to show that it is not so easy for a wretch to force us to trigger Chen Yongan's protection mechanism."

"Witch! Is this old guy so insidious?" He Nian was frightened for a moment, "But it's no wonder, even the contract owner Wang Tao can be ruthless in this Mediterranean, not to mention the two of us, as long as there is a chance to push us out, He will never relent."

"Hey, Qiu Yu, why do I feel like he looks a bit like you before?"

"No way? You also said it was me before. I haven't done such an immoral thing for a long time, okay? What's more, if you have a life, you can't use those crooked brains and just follow along, right?"

"dad."

This title was very offensive to He Nian. The corners of his mouth turned down, and he was just about to show off his power to this newly promoted grandson, but his expression suddenly changed.

"Woah, woah, woah, why have you forgotten the important thing? We are here to find Xiao Xi! Come on, come on! What are you two doing in a daze? Why don't you catch up quickly? What if the village chief succeeds in a moment? I I also want to know why this little doll looks exactly like me.”

The two of them didn't move.

"What are you doing? Are you stupid?"

Qiu Yu smiled slightly: "I'm afraid you didn't pay attention just now. The village chief said 'again', which means this is not the first time this kind of thing has happened. He couldn't be caught before, and it's the same now. Xiao Xi is safe."

He Nian: "But Xiao Xi can run out of the illusion. Can't we get out now?"

"Yeah, what should we do?" Qiu Yu looked at Duan Ming expectantly.

What year: "─━_─━"

Your confidence is all just an act.

Okay, another little fanboy who has lost his mind.

Male version of "Zhou Mengyue"?

Duan Ming also smiled faintly: "You'd better ask He Nian for this matter."

"Me?" He Nian pointed at himself in disbelief, "I know shit, I don't...wait a minute."

He turned red for no reason and narrowed his eyes to look at Duan Ming.

"Did you do it on purpose?"

Duan Ming: "The conscience of heaven and earth, you still don't know what kind of person I am? Of course it was intentional."

"grass!"

Qiu Yu on the side was anxious: "Hey, what kind of riddle are you two playing? Just say no to anything and it's over. This is in the treacherous world, and the mission is urgent!"

He Nian looked embarrassed and hesitated for a long time before speaking.

"Xiao Xi should be fine now, and she is at the village chief's house and won't leave in a short time."

"Why?"

"Because of that"

Duan Ming: "Because this guy stole eggs when he was a child and loved to hide in the crime scene to eat them. He also said it was more exciting this way. Just two sentences. Why does it take so much effort?"

"You don't understand at all! That's called darkness under the light!!!"

The truth is about to be revealed. I don’t think anyone can guess Xiao Xi’s true identity, hehe ()