Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Naturally, Wang Tao would not respond. At this moment, he was sitting contentedly in a villager's home, with the remains of the feast in front of him. He was picking his teeth while drinking the tea prepared by the villagers, and looked at the villagers with interest. Outside the open door, Duan Ming and the three people were dealing with each other in embarrassment in the distance.

"Heh, let me tell you, Duan Ming, the bad guy, has no trouble that he can't cause. Fortunately, he didn't choose to act with them."

The wretched ghost on the side wiped his mouth calmly and let out several low roars from his throat.

Wang Tao frowned: "How long will it take for you to regain your ability to speak? Didn't you say that blue energy can help you return to normal? Didn't you absorb another ray last time?"

To outsiders, the wretched ghost just roared meaninglessly. As the contract owner, the two of them could communicate normally.

The wretched ghost: "It's not enough, it's too little. We are going to Nine Cities, where there seems to be blue energy."

Wang Tao's face tightened and he couldn't help but shrink back in hesitation: "Nine Cities, the dungeons there shouldn't be simple, right?"

"Compared with the benefits, such a risk is worth taking. Fortunately, the rules I touch are close to the rules of force. Otherwise, if I absorb that blue energy, I will end up like the two people I met in the real world. , turning into a beast that only knows how to kill.”

"This energy has greatly improved me. Now just a little bit can give me a short-term combat power comparable to the evil level. When I absorb more, I can force my unmanifested path to the rule of power. , then not only can you return to normal, but you can also get a huge increase in combat power, and you can even maintain the unstable peak state permanently, with no harm at all."

As if infected by the words of the wretched ghost, the uneasiness in Wang Tao's eyes gradually receded, replaced by full of expectation.

He leisurely looked at the three people who were still noisy outside the door, with a √ on his lips.

"Hey, Duan Ming, I'm very grateful that you saved me, but the competition has never stopped. I can't give up the title of the new generation's number one person in the Weird Investigation Bureau to you."

"Don't be stupid." The wretched ghost suddenly said, "He is just using you to test Chen Yongan's bottom line. Speaking of this, we were too impatient last time. With Chen Yongan's invincible shield, the village chief can't do anything. consider."

"Although we don't know what his purpose was at that time, it has nothing to do with us. At present, the top priority is to complete the dungeon of this crazy village as soon as possible, and wait until we get out to see if there is a chance to enter through your so-called designated dungeon admission ticket. Among the dungeons of Nine Cities, but since I have Chen Yongan to back me up, let’s try the village chief, he should have a secret there.”

Wang Tao was stunned when he heard this. Not only did he learn Duan Ming's true purpose, it was obvious that the previous encounter had left a lot of psychological shadow on him, and he suddenly became nervous.

"Well, do you want to go now? The village chief will go crazy."

"I know, not to mention that without that person's madness-inducing physique, the other party may not be crazy, but if it really encounters the situation like last time, Chen Yongan will take action. At worst, he can do the main mission safely and not enter the villagers anyway. There is no danger in the home.”

Wang Tao still hesitated.

"But, how about that later? I've just finished eating, and I'm too full to move."

Hearing this, the wretched ghost raised his brows and revealed a hint of evil on his lips.

"Yeah~ You reminded me that it's time to eat~"

Wang Tao: "Σ(゜゜)"

"No, no, I didn't mean that!"

"It's okay, it's okay. You should exercise after dinner. You should. I liked that swimsuit you wore last time."

boom!

The wide-open door was slammed shut, and two villagers who didn't know what happened were kicked out.

Three minutes later, the door opened again, and Wang Tao bared his teeth and limped up the mountain.

At the same time, the polite trio who were beating up the ghosts all stopped.

He Nian pushed away the villager at hand in disgust. The poor little cutie had spent three crazy minutes and ran away with his face covered in grievance.

While He Nian put away his anti-chao belt, he looked at Wang Tao's back as he walked forward in pain.

"Did the fish take the bait?"

"Yes." Duan Ming nodded, "Now it is basically determined that the problem lies with the village chief Chang Qingshan. The only doubt at present is that his strength does not match. We cannot rule out the possibility that he is hiding his clumsiness."

"Xiao Xi's suspicion has been eliminated, and there is only one target. There is no need to worry that Chen Yongan's action will disturb the instigator. Wang Tao can't think of it. There is no reason why his contracted ghost will let go of this opportunity. The wretched ghost was not just a violent person before. Guy."

Seeing Wang Tao being cheated again, He Nian was even happier than when he was a child playing with shit.

"Hey, Wang Tao, this little brat, let's see how he finishes this time."

Duan Ming shook his head: "It can't be finished. As long as Chen Yongan is here, he can't die."

"But didn't you say that the person behind Crazy Wen Village is also at the peak of disaster level, and Chen Yong'an is also at this level, so he might not be able to take care of it?"

"It is indeed possible to consider one thing at the expense of the other. The premise is that four of us appear on the battlefield at the same time. If we are one, the difficulty of saving Wang Tao's life will be greatly reduced."

"Eh~ That's so boring." He Nian curled his lips, obviously not very satisfied with this arrangement, "Let Wang Tao go up just to seduce Chen Yongan? It makes no sense at all."

"No, it makes sense." It was Qiu Yu who spoke this time.

He looked at Duan Ming with burning eyes: "If the village chief is not crazy, if the village chief does not show the peak disaster level strength, it may not have much effect. The real meaning of this move."

"Are you trying to test Chen Yongan's boundaries?"

Duan Ming smiled slightly as acquiescence.

Qiu Yu only guessed half of it right.

He still wants to.

Test the wretched devil.

He Nian's mind turned for a long time before he reacted, and the corners of his drooped mouth raised exaggeratedly again: "You two are really interesting. Is there anything you can't say directly?"

"What words are we hiding?"×2

"Uh" He Nian looked through the chat history above and felt at a loss for a moment, but he was a big guy with a small brain and short brain circuits. It didn't take long for the embarrassment to dissipate, and he was about to go up.

"What the hell, what are we waiting for? Let's go up and watch the show!"

Qiu Yu must follow suit.

"No."

"Let's go outside."

The two of them turned around. Behind them, a portal had opened, and Duan Ming was waiting there.

"What are you doing standing there in a daze! Come on, I'm so tired!"

"Oh oh oh."

The three of them came to the desolate Crazy Wen Village again. Not far away in front of them, Xiao Xi was holding up the toilet to suck, and he found a new shit bag on the top from nowhere, and he was running wildly.

Duan Ming's face turned pale, and he watched Xiao Xi's figure disappear into the village road again. He panted slightly and said: "You don't need to know more about the situation over there. There will be answers naturally. There is no guarantee when Xiao Xi will enter the illusion again. , finish the things we haven’t done before, maybe we will get more information.”

Needless to say, He Nian's trust in Duan Ming has been rooted since childhood. Qiu Yu is slightly different. It was slowly cultivated through several common experiences. Anyway, the two of them stopped talking nonsense and started searching along the same lines as last time.

Night gradually fell, and soon the strange sun completely sank into the horizon, replaced by a bright red moon.

The deserted village, the red moon, and the faint laughter of children in the distance are really scary. What a ghost!

"Hey! Child! Can you calm down a little?" He Nian bared his teeth and yelled.

Suddenly the weird BGM went silent. He Nian was holding a coffin and was breathing a sigh of relief when suddenly a big face appeared in front of him.

"I'm going, going, going~~~~~Lie on the grass? Duan Ming? Why are you riding on the horse? You're scared to death."

Duan Ming's nostrils bulged: "Why are you riding on the horse? What a mouthful! Look, Xiao Xi was frightened by you and went into an illusion."

He Nian was stunned, and suddenly felt that he had done something wrong, and said with a pinched expression: "I'm sorry, I didn't know that Xiao Xi was still useful outside."

"Oh, it's actually of no use."

He Nian: "???"

"Then why are you scolding me?"

"Don't think too much, I just feel itchy and want to scold you."

What year: "(╬◣д◢)"

"A life!!!"

"Duan Ming!"

The second shout was not from He Nian.

The expressions of both of them changed at the same time.

"It's Qiu Yu's side! Let's go! We should have discovered something."

Xun Sheng rushed there immediately and found Qiu Yu standing in front of a certain earthen house with an anxious look on his face.

Seeing the person coming, he pointed to the door: "Come over quickly and take a look!"

He Nian was the first to show up, and he pushed the door open with a big head shake, not noticing the shock on Qiu Yu's face behind him.

Although the room was not cluttered, it was still full of cobwebs. Just like Liu Mang's previous room, a square table was placed in the center of the hall, with the same style of posthumous photos standing on it.

He Nian walked around carelessly: "What? Isn't this no different from the houses just now? What are you yelling about?"

Duan Ming also cast a doubtful look.

Qiu Yu was anxious for a while: "No, there was no way to open the door just now. I tried many methods, but it didn't move!"

"Nonsense." He Nian rolled his eyes and walked towards the door.

squeak~

"Look, I closed it."

squeak~

"Hey, I'm open again!"

He Da's head moved in and out repeatedly, like a big shark's arm.

Qiu Yu didn't believe in evil, so he scratched his head and stepped forward to start the experiment himself.

He stood outside the door and slowly closed it.

squeak~

"Look, I closed it."

"Hey, me um? Me. um?"

Bang bang bang!

"What year! Open the door!"

He Nian scratched his butt, opened the door easily, and squinted his eyes.

"Are you kidding us? Isn't this easy to open?"

"Oh, I didn't lie to you. I can't push you away."

Ignoring the two people's tricks, Duan Ming took one look and continued his investigation.

He walked towards the square table and turned his back to everyone.

Blank.

Very different from the previous photos.

Qiu Yu leaned his head at this time: "Look, I just said something is wrong here, right?"

He Nian grabbed the photo and started to look through it. His brows furrowed slightly: "Huh? Something is definitely wrong. Where is the dead man's face?"

"But what does that mean?"

"It really can't explain anything. I'll look around again. I've searched the small villa on the top and found nothing. If there is anything unusual, it should be in the remaining ordinary houses. At least for now, it seems that the suspicion is highest here."

As soon as Duan Ming opened his mouth, the two of them took action naturally, searching in three directions.

He Nian found a corner and squatted down. There was a pile of yellowed and torn books piled here, some of which were torn into pieces at the slightest touch.

"It seems like there's nothing wrong with it, right? Elementary school textbooks, bosom friends, thirty-six postures of love, oh, this stuff is old, isn't it? The postures are all outdated. To learn this kind of thing, you have to rely on the new era of audio-visual learning software."

"Huh? What is this?"

He carefully pulled out an old-fashioned yellowed book from the stack. The pages were stuck together and could not be opened. However, there were still faint signs of the words on the cover.

"What today?"

"What a crappy thing, it's all rotten."

He threw the book away casually and continued to flip through it aimlessly.

At this time, he frowned and covered his stomach.

"Hi~TNND, you ate too much again, why didn't you come earlier, later, but at this time?"

He stood up.

"Brothers, you guys are busy for now. I'll go there for your convenience and I'll be back in a while."

As soon as he finished speaking, before the two of them could respond, the big guy ran away in a flash.

Qiu Yu's mouth twitched slightly.

"I think I probably know where the new thing Xiao Xi is playing with comes from. This kid urinates everywhere!"

"Huh? Duan Ming, what are you doing?"

Looking towards the past, Duan Ming was stunned as he picked up the book he had just thrown away.

"What is this?" he asked as he approached.

"I don't know what year he lost it. It always feels a little weird." Duan Ming looked through it for a while and put it away, "Forget it, let him go and go up to the attic. If nothing else, there should be a coffin there, maybe. There will be discoveries.”

Accompanied by the old-fashioned creaking sound of wooden boards, the two arrived at the attic room. It was very different from the previous mud house, with various messes and a large coffin in the center.

Without He Nian as a coolie, Qiu Yu stepped forward to open the coffin board, but no matter how hard he tried, the coffin board didn't move at all.

He cried and turned around: "Brother, it's not that I don't want to contribute, it really can't be opened."

As if he was afraid that Duan Ming wouldn't believe it, he lifted up his sleeves and lifted them up again. His muscles became exaggeratedly bulging, but the small wooden box didn't react at all.

Duan Ming shook his head in disgust, rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward: "I've asked you to exercise more, why are you still playing with your gun? You see, you have no power to restrain a chicken."

"Step aside!"

"Hmph~~~~~"

"Um?"

Duan Ming relaxed his strength, glanced at Qiu Yu aside with a slight embarrassment, and pretended to be calm: "Look, this is a wrong demonstration, and it is also the key to your failure just now. The way you used force is not right at all."

"Watch it! What is the bloody nature of a real man!"

"ah!!!"

(〝▼plate▼)

The veins in his neck popped out.

Then there was silence for a minute.

"Ahem~ Well~ Well, Duan Ming, forget about it. It's just a coffin that can't be opened. It's not a shame. Just let He Nian come back later and let him do it. He has powerful rules and specializes in the art, specializing in lifting coffin boards. .”

"What are you talking about! Am I not as good as that stupid big guy when I was young?!!! Just watch it! I didn't even use one-tenth of my strength just now, now I'm going to let you see my peak combat power !”

"Hey, hey, it's just a matter of life, it's not going to end, put down the blade, it's just a coffin, there's no need to waste it on yourself!"

"Let go! Don't stop me! Today I will show you the high and low positions! I have been in the underworld for so long, and I have never been humiliated by a coffin board!"

The two of them were pulling each other, and He Nian's huge figure emerged from the stairs.

"Hey, just having fun."

While saying a meaningless greeting, he leaned forward and rubbed his fingers on Qiu Yu's body in a self-conscious way.

Qiu Yu's face tightened and he had no time to say anything. He said in a hurry: "He Nian, please lift up this coffin board quickly. We can't open it."

He Nian was stunned for a moment, then showed a wise look that saw through everything: "Ha~ I'm just asking, how did the relationship between you two become so close? Are you waiting for me here? Are you trying to trick me into working as a coolie? Don't even think about it."

Duan Ming also roared: "What the hell are you talking about! Will I not be able to open this coffin? Let go! I don't even need a second!"

"Act, keep acting, I'll see what tricks you can come up with."

He Nian took out a handful of melon seeds from nowhere, swayed towards the coffin while cracking it, and sat on it immediately.

"I'm talking about you two"

Halfway through his words, his pupils dilated wider and wider, and a gradually increasing feeling of weightlessness came from under his buttocks.

Bang!

The coffin, which had been placed on two small wooden stools, hit the floor.

What was even more surprising was that the coffin board that had just caused Duan Mingqiu Yu to suffer so much now actually fell down on its own, and a dead man rolled out of the coffin, motionless, like a dead man.

Qiu Yu was shocked and glanced at the figure that fell out. He looked like a child, and his figure was almost the same as that of Xiao Xi.

He was overjoyed: "Look, could he be Xiao Xi?"

Got no response.

Looking up, Duan Ming and He Nian were frozen in place, with expressions on their faces that they had seen a ghost.

At this moment, a burst of coldness came in vain.

Night has come.

It also means being pulled into the illusion again.

But what is different from the first time is that this time it is not a gradual process, but just a breath, the scene in front of you has changed drastically. One second it was a messy attic room, the next second it was a warm bedroom, a The villager wiped his feet and was about to go to bed. When he saw the three people suddenly appearing in the room, he was startled for a moment. His eyes turned to Duan Ming, and suddenly a madness emerged from his eyes, and he rushed towards them without any explanation.

"Hiccup~"

With the sound of a throat being squeezed, the room returned to calm again.

Duan Ming held up the crazy villager ghost with one hand and let his weak claws hit his forearm, his face looking extremely ugly.

He Nian on the side was not much better. Only a few seconds had passed from just now to now. At this time, his whole body was almost soaked with sweat.

The deathly silence lasted for three minutes, until the villagers returned to normal. Duan Ming released his neck and fled away. The slightest movement brought He Nian back to his senses.

He turned his head mechanically, trembling slightly as he spoke.

"You saw it just now, right?"

Duan Ming nodded laboriously.

The face that had just been dumped out of the coffin seemed to be deeply etched in their minds.

Qiu Yu didn't understand the truth, but Duan Minghe Nian was very familiar with that face.

That is clearly what He Nian looked like when he was a child.

Even the mole on the chin is exactly the same!

Duan Ming tremblingly took out the yellowed booklet from before.

Only now did he understand what felt wrong just now.

This booklet is basically a family tree.

Genealogy of today’s surname.

The surname is Jin.

Xiaoxi.

What year.

What year is it today!