Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Shi Dian, the third master of Mingcheng, oh no, now the fourth son of Mingcheng, the master of the rules of power, the peak destructive level powerhouse, no matter which name he uses, he is a famous existence.

But such a big man has always had a huge regret in his heart.

His education level is low.

He had never longed for a reckless man who relied on his fists, and there was one thing he never mentioned to others.

His idol is Mr. Wenren.

He envied his husband's calmness in strategizing. This kind of literary character was always what he thought he should possess.

But he was too shy to let others know that he was deliberately imitating his husband, so he came up with a different way.

Make plans in English.

Therefore, learning English well has naturally become the first priority.

But there are obviously only twenty-six twisted symbols, and he can read them out loud when placed alone. How come they have so many messy meanings when put together? Especially the troublesome grammar and the like. He secretly hired many private English tutors to give lessons, but he couldn't learn them at all. When he went crazy, he killed every one of them.

A vicious cycle, no one dared to teach him anymore.

Shi Dian was furious but could do nothing.

Knowledge is priceless and cannot be taken by force.

By chance, he learned about the English training class offered by Jiang Xiaoxiao. Good guy, that unique way of understanding and the unique usage of words touched Shi Dian's eagerness to learn. He stubbornly believed that this is English. The way this kind of thing should exist.

Yue Zhengyi's dominant family created convenience for him. In order to prevent his background from scaring his teachers and classmates, he hid his identity and became an ordinary student. Every time he heard the familiar Chinese expressions coming out of Jiang Xiaoxiao's mouth, he He felt his eyes light up.

Jiang Xiaoxiao is his mentor god.

That's why he respected Teacher Jiang. A few days ago, Teacher Jiang asked about someone casually in class. He immediately regarded it as an important matter and spent a lot of effort to get the result. The noise was so loud that Yue Zhengyi almost thought he would die. We want to start a war with the Northern Territory.

Today there is another English class that he is looking forward to. He can't wait to get praise from Teacher Jiang. He is at the peak of destruction, but now he is sitting at the table like a child.

Many ghost students have entered the class one after another. No one knows Shi Dian's true identity. The only impression they have of him is that he is slovenly and unkempt. He even has a strange smell all over his body. No one wants to get close to him. Shi Dian There is almost an empty circle around where he is sitting.

If it were based on his true personality, it is estimated that none of the students in this entire class would survive, but under the influence of respecting his teacher, he suppressed his unhappiness.

At this time, an unfamiliar face sat at his table.

He is really a new face, I have never seen him in this class before.

Shi Dian paid a little attention, glanced at it suspiciously, and then ignored it.

It didn't take long for the class to almost arrive. As a beautiful figure entered the classroom, the English class completely kicked off.

"Good Cat Ninklas!"

"Good Cat Ningtichi!"

Among them, Shi Dian was the loudest: "Good cat Ning Bichi!"

The good thing was that Jiang Xiaoxiao himself was not very good at learning, so he didn't hear anything wrong at all, so he had to ignore Shi Dian forcibly, and even smiled at him, which made Shi Dian feel even more proud.

You half-jealous guys don't even realize you mispronounce a word.

At this time, the unfamiliar face on the side retracted his head into his shoulders in shame.

"Isn't afternoon afternoon? I don't want to use the word "Bichi" like this."

"Stop talking! Teacher Jiang is in class, what are you yelling about?!" Shi Dian reminded with a serious look on his face.

Duan Ming: "???"

Such a unique class made his serious-faced face itch. Shi Dian's sudden defense was even more unexpected.

Who is really yelling? Just now, no matter how soft your voice was, it almost sounded like your inner OS. How do you define it as making a loud noise?

However, he wanted to ask for help from others, so he never intervened again, and he honestly accepted the cultural abuse from Teacher Jiang Xiaoxiao.

Finally, it was time for the free discussion session. Originally, Shi Dian was reviewing the notes he had just taken by himself during this session. No one was around him, and no one was willing to team up with him.

This time, Duan Ming came, and he seemed quite enthusiastic.

He took the initiative to come forward and said, "Hello, shall we come together?"

Shi Dian glanced at it arrogantly: "Come on."

"I and 伱say, we must use English. Emmm? How do we communicate?"

Duan Ming felt dizzy for a while, so he stopped thinking about making mistakes and said straight to the point.

"Would you like to introduce yourself first? Everyone is familiar with me."

"My name is Liu Mang, from Fengwen Village."

Shi Dian, who was still racking his brains for vocabulary, suddenly stiffened and looked up in disbelief.

Then, he took Duan Ming's hand and took him outside, and bowed respectfully when he passed Jiang Xiaoxiao.

"Teacher Jiang, let's go to the toilet."

"Go, go."

Jiang Xiaoxiao naturally understood the reason, but the other students' eyes were wrong.

Two grown men go to the toilet together and hold hands?

Eh~~~~~

Not long after, Shi Dian led Duan Ming to a remote corner and then looked him up and down seriously, his eyebrows furrowed with deep disbelief.

After a long time, he spoke, with undisguised murderous intent in his eyes.

"Who are you? Why are you pretending to be from my Crazy Wen Village?"

Duan Ming also frowned when he heard this, it seemed that it was not what he expected.

He touched Liu Mang's face on his face.

He now looks like a real villager in Fengwen Village.

Seeing Duan Ming's silence, the black energy around Shi Dian became thicker again.

"Are you going to say it or not?!"

"Don't think you can deceive me. After that incident, the village was called a destroyed village. I went back a few years ago, and now it is completely deserted. Now you suddenly come out and say you are From Crazy Wen Village?”

"Say! Who sent you here?"

"What do you want to do?"

Good guy, are you crazy again?

Duan Ming had no doubt that the other party would immediately kill him without waiting for a response.

He urgently took off the plastic surgery mask.

"Hiss~"

With a heavy breath of cold air, the figure that had been pressing forward suddenly retreated almost instantly, clinging to the wall behind him, and the whole person continued to squeeze back.

His two small eyes kept looking around through the clumps of hair, fearing that another headless guy would pop up somewhere.

By the way, beware of a guy with a short head.

After patrolling for a long time, he finally made sure that everything around him was fine, and then his eyes turned to Duan Ming, the fear in his eyes not diminishing.

"What do you want to do~"

Obviously they were just two identical sentences, but the meaning and tone were completely different.

After a pause, he added another sentence.

"The boss."

Yo?

Duan Ming raised his eyebrows.

Last time, I just made some nonsense, but I didn't expect Yue Zhengyi to actually implement it.

sensible.

Fortune teller, I hope you will not regret your decision.

In this case, the speech is much tougher.

"Fourth, I believe you don't want to be hung upside down and stuck in the wall anymore, right?"

As soon as these words came out, Shi Dian suddenly felt like he was facing a formidable enemy, and he broke out in cold sweat from his buttocks apart.

"Don't be nervous." Duan Ming said calmly, intentionally or unintentionally exposing the tattoo on his right forearm, "We are all our own people now. I think the situation before will not happen, right?"

"Oh, by the way, of course the premise is that you treat me as one of your own."

Unexpectedly, Shi Dian spat in disgust.

"It's true that we are our own people, but if you want me to agree with you, there's no way! You only rely on an awesome helper to be confident. Without her, who are you?"

Good guy, are you so sincere? Even though I was scared to death, my mouth was still tough.

He really has an unpredictable character.

"Oh, okay."

Duan Ming said helplessly, shaking his sleeve at the same time, Xiaoyun's tattoo began to glow slightly.

The next second, two big hands with stinking black smoke covered the tattoo.

Looking up, he saw an extremely flattering face.

"Let's discuss it~"

Duan Ming swore that if it was not necessary, he would never want to cooperate with such a partner again in his life. Strong or strong, this kind of personality could not be controlled at all, and it would undoubtedly become a big variable when included in the plan.

The fortune teller had obviously suffered a loss before.

"Okay, okay, I won't call her." Duan Ming hurriedly withdrew his arm, put it behind him and shook it in disgust.

Just kidding, he couldn't scream even if he wanted to. Xiaoyun was still suppressing the gluttonous desire for words.

"So, you just said that Fengwen Village had encountered an accident? What was it?" he asked.

"Tell me first why you pretended to be from my Crazy Wen Village?"

Duan Ming didn't hide anything this time and said truthfully: "It's nothing. I'm currently on a mission in Fengwen Village and want to know more."

"The mission of Crazy Wen Village? What are you talking about? Don't you humans all go to places with ghosts? There are no hairs there now."

"Do you really not know or are you pretending not to know? Huh? No, what was your strength when you went to the village?"

"Disaster level."

"peak?"

"That's not the case."

"That's no wonder. No one is as strong as him, so he may not be able to see the illusion of the village."

Duan Ming murmured, and then his expression suddenly changed: "I'll go! Isn't that right? In a few years, your strength has skyrocketed from the disaster level to the peak of the destruction level? How did you do it?"

"I won't tell you." Shi Dian replied angrily, and continued to ask anxiously, "What illusion? Is there an illusion in the village?"

"Yes, Fengwen Village is currently in an illusion. The villagers live and work in peace and contentment there, with enough food, clothing, and bathing. It's many times better than your current sloppy appearance." Duan Ming also rolled his eyes and replied.

Shi Dian didn't pay attention to the sarcasm in Duan Ming's words, and his whole face was extremely dark.

After a long silence, he asked in a deep voice: "Is Changqingshan inside?"

"exist."

In an instant, Shi Dian's black and white eyes became bloodshot. He grabbed Duan Ming's collar and pressed it against the wall. He squeezed out between his teeth: "Tell me more."

Duan Ming looked down calmly.

"No problem, but first you have to tell me what happened that year."

In Fengwen Village, Liu Mang was humming a tune and preparing ingredients for dinner. Suddenly, a burst of light flashed across his eyes, and then a portal opened in front of him.

He stared blankly as Duan Ming stepped out. On the other side of the door was a rapper with dreadlocks.

Duan Ming turned around and said hello to Shi Dian. The latter's eyes experienced shock, nostalgia, and finally focused on the small two-story building on the top of the mountain, with his murderous intent almost condensed into substance.

"Duan Ming, if everything goes through, I, Shi Dian, will sincerely recognize your position as the head of the family." He said seriously.

"Um."

After replying, Duan Ming immediately closed the portal.

If Shi Dian can take action, this copy will basically be pushed horizontally.

The problem is there is no way.

He finally understood why the Ghost Sect in the real world at that time only sent two evil-level ghosts as the advance guard. It wasn't because they didn't want to send stronger and more powerful ones. The Ghost Sect itself had limitations, and the Ghost Sect had the same purpose as the Ghost Sect. The more powerful the individual who passes through the portal ghost skill is, the more terrifying the consumption of his life will be.

A leader like Shi Dian, who is at the peak of destruction level, may be able to drain Duan's life completely if he steps over with just one leg, and he is still in the peak state of full firepower.

Shi Dian will definitely not be able to survive, but at least Duan Ming understands the story behind Fengwen Village.

He looked leisurely at the house on the top of the mountain.

"Evergreen Mountain"

At this time, he felt a piece of fat bacon dangling in front of his eyes.

"A life span?"

"A life span?"

"Hmm, eh? Liu Mang? What's wrong?"

Liu hurriedly put away the bacon: "Oh, it's okay. It's quite interesting to see you suddenly disappear and appear. How did you open the door just now? Can you teach me? Xiao Xi must like this little trick?"

Duan Ming: "Sorry, it's not that I don't want to, I really can't teach you this."

"But I do have something to ask you."

"The mayor of our village, didn't you find anything unusual about him?"

Liu Mang frowned when he heard this: "Village chief? What's wrong? We've been together for so many years. He's quite respected by everyone. I'm not lying to you. Whenever there is someone who needs help, he will always be generous." ."

"Oh, that's okay."

Duan Ming nodded and walked away.

There was no hope at all, and it was reasonable for Liu Mang to do so.

"Oh, by the way, how many of them are there in He Nian?"

"They, eh? The ones who were there just now, Nuo, didn't they show up now?"

Duan Ming looked up.

Then (￣ェ￣;).

In the sight, He Nian was hooking the neck of a villager's ghost. He kept hitting the person with his sandbag-sized fists, beating him from the beginning of the village to the end of the village. There was also a unique belt on the other person's head.

Qiu Yu followed behind him. There was obviously a huge laceration on his chest, and the blood stained the area. But even so, he still followed behind him with a pale face. From time to time, he would pick up his weak fists and hit the opponent. It was really... Unable to catch up, he took out his big sniper and stabbed someone in the cracks.

He Nian greeted you while swearing: "TNND, I'm going to your house for a meal with good intentions, but you dare to touch your grandpa Qiu Yu? Are you impatient? I'll kill you!"

One sentence made Duan Ming understand the reason.

Touching my friend, can you bear this?

He immediately put aside his thoughts and rushed forward.

Unknowingly, He Nian and the two had brought the battlefield to a certain villager's home. The head of the household had a sad face and wanted to dissuade him, but was frightened by He Nian's fierce appearance and did not dare to step forward for a while.

At this time, the two of them immediately looked happy when they discovered that Duan Ming had come to support them.

"You're back to save your life!"

"Come on! This kid attacked Qiu Yu, and I have already subdued him. Come over and punch him twice."

No need to be reminded by He Nian, Duan Ming had already rushed into the room, his big shark arms formed, and he was about to greet him.

But after being moved by Qiu Yu at the end, his expression suddenly tightened.

"No! Duan Ming, get out quickly!"

"Um?"

Duan Ming raised his face in confusion, and in a blink of an eye, he saw that the frightened villagers who were just beside him were now looking crazy.

"???"

"Fuck! Wang Tao, I know you are in this room! Why are you hiding! You loser!"