Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"My lord! You've stolen everything again! Don't let me catch you, little bastard!"

On the second floor of the small building on the top of the mountain, the village chief stood in front of the chicken coop and stamped his feet angrily.

Wang Tao arrived at this moment and was about to go forward when a voice in his head stopped him.

The wretched ghost: "Don't go there yet, the plan has changed."

Wang Tao was stunned: "Plan? When did we have a plan?"

The wretched ghost: "."

"Anyway, let's not go there just yet. The appearance of Duan Ming and the others reminded me that the urgency they showed just now is an emotion that should not be caused by entering a villager's home to receive entertainment. They must have discovered something."

"What did you find?"

"It's not clear yet. There is a high probability that it is information about the final hidden mission of this dungeon. It may be in the village chief's home, or it may be related to the faceless boy Xiao Xi who we ignored before. In any case, since they are the leader, we have no idea. We need to alert them now and see what they do."

Wang Tao: "But what if we are overtaken by them? The rewards for hidden tasks are based on participation and contribution."

"It's impossible. Xiao Xi is just an evil spirit with level strength. He can't support such a big scene. I believe it is just a clue to the truth behind it. If you really want to say it, the village chief's suspicion is even greater. Before You have also seen that the villagers in the entire village will not have the knowledge that they will go crazy. Their memories will be wiped, but the village chief will not. This is a big doubt."

"Duan Ming will not do meaningless things, including just stopping you and then letting you go. In fact, he is giving me a signal that he is going to intervene, and at the same time, he also needs my help."

"I didn't dare to be too aggressive before, but now someone has volunteered to be an oriole. There is no reason to let go of such a good opportunity. Besides, he may also have the key to the truth."

Wang Tao immediately became happy when he heard the words: "Hey, drive the tiger and swallow the wolf. I like this trick. Duan Ming, you cheated me before, now I'll take advantage of you. You have nothing to say, right? Haha, my dear, we two The pairing is absolutely perfect, you are extremely smart, and I...I have a keen eye for knowing people, and they are perfect."

"Don't be too happy too early."

The wretched ghost poured a basin of cold water on him.

"Don't forget that this is a C-level dungeon. The ceiling of combat power is disaster level. We cannot handle this. We can only rely on Chen Yong'an. He has shown his strength when he was outside. To deal with a disaster level, Era level is not a problem at all, the problem is how to call him out."

"We have tried it before. Self-mutilation cannot trigger Chen Yongan's protection mechanism at all. Then we can only rely on the three of them. It is impossible to save his life. He himself has the strength of the middle-level fierce ghost level, and there are many inexplicable things. At least he actually escaped from the crazy village chief last time, which undoubtedly shows that he has a way to contain the evil level. Therefore, even if I reach the point where my strength reaches the peak of swing, I can't guarantee that I can completely suppress him, or even put him down. The two little followers around him might be a problem if they are pushed out at will."

"We can only play by surprise."

"You currently don't have enough ghost energy to keep me outside the body for a long time. When the time comes, follow my instructions and I will find an opportunity to push that big guy or the guy playing with guns out. As long as I can get Chen Yongan out, everything will not be a problem. "

"Okay, okay, listen, dear."

Wang Tao became more and more excited as he listened.

Flawless plan.

He didn't even have to risk it himself, he was so excited that he was shaking a little.

At this time, his expression tightened and he instantly retreated into the shadows behind him.

Not far away, three sneaky figures appeared from the bottom of the mountain. He Nian took the lead, followed by Duan Mingqiu and Yu.

"pusi~pusi~ come here."

He Nian glared behind him.

There is no way, in this case, he is the well-deserved leader.

He quietly lay down behind a small slope, exposed most of his forehead, and began to observe the small village in front of him. Although he did not see the figure of the village chief, the angry man who was talking loudly was at the other end of the building.

"Clear!"

The big man crouched and walked in various shadows one after another, familiar with the road.

Behind him, Qiu Yu couldn't help but pull Duan Ming and asked in a low voice: "Can he really find traces of Xiao Xi?"

Duan Ming smiled slightly.

"Let's put it this way, since he was a child, he has never been caught stealing eggs, including hiding under people's roofs to eat them. Just follow his ideas, no problem."

Qiu Yu nodded in understanding.

At least one thing he understood.

He Nian is a born egg thief.

"Hello? What are you two talking about? The side door here is open, come in quickly!" He Nian warned in a cautious voice from the front.

"I'm coming."

After successfully entering the house, it was pitch dark with only faint visibility.

I didn't dare to turn on the light, the real owner was cursing outside.

But in such an environment, He Nian seemed to be born with the ability to avoid all kinds of objects that made noise, and walking in the dark was like strolling in a garden.

This surprised Qiu Yu.

"Does he usually have night vision?"

Duan Ming: "Oh, no, just when I was stealing eggs, look, I probably found them."

In the faint sight, He Nian walked towards a side room with a clear goal.

It was a utility room. When I opened the door, there was everything in it, arranged in a mess.

As soon as He Nian entered the door, he froze within two steps and did not dare to go any further.

"Basically, there is no running here. If it were me, I would choose this location."

"How about you guys go in? I'm still a little scared."

Duan Ming nodded and stepped in first.

There is a window in the utility room, and the red moonlight shines through, making it much brighter than outside.

At first glance, there is nothing unusual about it.

Until there was a slight noise.

Duan Ming smiled slightly, walked over leisurely as if he didn't hear anything, and lightly stamped his feet at the location of the abnormal noise.

"Come out, I've seen you."

There was no movement.

He slowly turned his head to face the door.

"Are you pretending to be crazy? The toes of Putian's shoes are exposed. Wang Tao, can you be more professional next time you hide!"

He Nian and the two were suddenly confused.

What I just said was not meant for Xiao Xi.

Wang Tao walked out from behind the door with a sullen face, his eyes cautiously scanning the three people present, his whole body pouted, and his buttocks hidden behind the wall.

"Since you've discovered me a long time ago, why are you telling me now?"

"Stop playing tricks, don't worry, I won't stab you this time, just let it go."

Wang Tao hesitated for a while, then shrank his butt further in, but the wretched ghost did not show up.

Said: "I won't say much more. Now I only need a moment to release my contracted ghost. You can't stop me. Anyone who knows how to do it will tell me the truth."

Duan Ming shook his head: "There is no truth yet."

"Then give that child to me!"

"He's not in now."

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As soon as these words came out, even He Nian and Qiu Yu were confused. Especially He Nian, they began to wonder if they were new to the business.

"You fool me!"

"Do not believe?"

Duan Ming smiled slightly, took a small step back, and then swept the debris behind him with one leg in front of everyone's surprised eyes.

It was indeed deserted, but there were egg shells on the ground with a lot of fresh mucus on them.

And this move brought not only everyone's shock, but also a violent loud noise.

For a moment, the cursing outside the door stopped, followed by the undisguised sound of heavy footsteps, accompanied by crazy laughter.

"Hahahaha, I finally got fooled!"

Wang Tao's soul had never fully possessed him in Fengwen Village. No, he was almost scared to death.

Outside the gate, the village chief's figure rushed in menacingly. Judging from his appearance, he had entered a state of madness again.

Wang Tao dared to keep his butt outside now. He tightened his grip subconsciously, and all the preparations he had just made were completely destroyed. He rushed into the room and turned his back to everyone, putting his vigilance in front.

"Woah, woah, woah! I'll tell you, Duan Ming, you are a broom star, you look crazy again!"

Duan Ming immediately rolled his eyes: "What are you barking at? You are the Sangmenxing, okay?"

"Who are you!"

"Who are you!"

"Who are you!"

"Who are you!"

He Nian finally couldn't help it: "That's enough for you two! What time is it now? Is there any point in still fighting over what you have and what you don't have!"

"It makes sense! It can't be me! I don't admit it! He's talking nonsense!"

On the contrary, Wang Tao was instantly frightened by such a mention: "Yes, yes, I am Sangmen Xing, I am Sangmen Xing, please think of a solution quickly, brother, don't you have a way to deal with the evil level? You don't need it now. When do we have to wait until?”

Hearing this, Duan Ming finally lowered the corners of his mouth triumphantly, as if he had won a perfect battle.

Then he said calmly: "No need to deal with it. The village chief can go crazy at any time. In other words, his thoughts are always in a crazy state. Everything he did before was just a show for us."

Sure enough, the menacing figure froze at the door. The village chief's madness did not diminish, but he did not start attacking blindly like before. Compared with Liu Mang's crazy body, the reason in his eyes took up the majority, and compared with They were two completely different people before.

"Oh? Interesting, when did you find out?" the village chief asked with interest.

"Emmmm, it's quite early. I think a ghost from the treacherous world is very keen to help the humans who come in. This is not a normal thing in itself. Especially, a ghost doll in the village is often mentioned intentionally or unintentionally. The purpose In fact, it’s very clear, right?”

"I performed such a perfect play because I just want to use human hands to help you solve Xiao Xi, or in other words, use Xiao Xi to help you solve this illusion."

"It has trapped you for too long. You want to escape all the time. Your resentment is heavier than that of any villager. And the so-called special thing that distinguishes you from them is that you are always in an extreme state, while the villagers The reason why they have the impression that you are eager to help others is just a disguise. With the help of walking around the villagers' homes, if they go crazy, you can help them and cause more damage."

"But do you really think this can break this prison?"

"Haha, it's a hope after all, isn't it?" The village chief said with a smile, "Everyone contributes a little, and everyone has a sense of participation. It really works. How happy is that?"

"Are you happy? I think if you hadn't been so insistent back then, maybe everyone would be a hundred or ten thousand times happier now."

"What!"

The village chief's expression changed instantly when he heard this.

"How do you know these things?"

"unimportant."

"But there's one thing I haven't been able to figure out. Although most of the villagers in Fengwen Village follow the rules of strength and are naturally good at manual labor, you don't have to agree to the requests of those ghost dealers, right? They What kind of virtue I don’t believe you’ve ever heard of.”

"You fart! What do you know!"

The village chief's emotions were completely aroused, and black energy was rising all over his body, and he was ready to fight if he disagreed with him.

He Nian subconsciously stood in front of Duan Ming.

Just like when I was a kid.

But the village chief did not take action. Instead, he pointed fiercely at the row of small mud houses outside the window.

"Look outside! Crazy Wen Village is like this! It has been like this for many years. Without outside intervention, there is no way to change the current situation of poverty!"

"It was only later that I found out that those people were a human trafficking organization, but even so, I don't regret it. I can guarantee that even if everyone is sold to the most miserable mines to work as hard labor, their lives will be better than those in this little crazy place." Wencun is better."

"I am right!"

Duan Ming was silent for a moment and shook his head.

"I'm not interested in arguing with you about the right or wrong of what you did. At least I understand one thing. How many families were torn apart because of your actions back then."

"Including Xiao Xi."

"Don't mention him to me! If it weren't for this bitch, I wouldn't be trapped here at all!"

"Oh, I understand, thank you."

The village chief was stunned: "What?"

"Nothing, nothing will happen to you next."

Duan Ming said calmly, then took out the toilet and sucked it.

Village Chief: "Σ(゜゜)"

"Well!!!"

Bo~

The figure that had given people great pressure just now was instantly attracted to him, his whole face buried in the mouth of the trumpet, and his body limply slumped to the ground.

He Nian scratched his head and walked forward, took the toilet and sucked it twice.

"No, are you kidding me again?"

Duan Ming: "It's not entirely true, it's half true and half false, but now it's all true."

at this time.

Uh-huh~

Suddenly there was a crisp sound, and Wang Tao on the side pulled out a portable dagger and stabbed the village chief in the heart with excitement on his face.

"Ha, ha! I killed the village chief, and I am the one who deserves the greatest credit for this hidden mission!"

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There was also an inaudible sigh in his head.

He Nian thought for a moment and poked Wang Tao gently.

"Hey, hey, do you want to take a look at what you are doing? This is a ghost, not a human being."

"Um?"

Wang Tao stopped and stared. Every time he stabbed, there was indeed a surge of blood spurting out, but the wounds caused before had already been healed by a mass of rich black energy and remained intact.

What the hell!

Tears burst out unconsciously.

"I don't care, I just want to pierce it!"

Crying loudly, he felt aggrieved and was about to rush forward.

He Nian will not let him succeed again, so he lifts up the village chief's lantern.

"Are you sick?"

"Even I understand. The village chief himself is a wretch trapped here. There must be someone else behind this. What's the use of messing with him? Are you a pig-brained person?"

"Woooooo~"

"Go to hell with those big shark arms!"

Ignoring Wang Tao at all, He Nian looked at Duan Ming with a lantern.

"what's next?"

"Next"

"go outside."

"Go find the real illusion maker."