As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Of course he had heard about Uncle Huai'an, and when the emperor asked about it, he smiled and said, "Return to Your Majesty, I don't know if you have bribed your servants, but I heard that Uncle Huai'an was going to send his only son into the army two days ago. , so I asked Duke Rong..."

Of course Xu Dacheng would not talk to death, let alone run on Uncle Huai'an by following Yushi's words, he just needs to tell the facts and let the emperor judge.

Emperor Guangxing glanced at him: "Send the only son into the army? Why is that?"

"Your Majesty, Uncle Huai'an's only son is named Hua Manlou. I heard that this son is extremely fond of gambling. He even lost dozens of acres of land a few days ago. A few years ago, Uncle Huai'an was trying to find a husband for him to teach him to read. , Now I guess I can't study well, so I must send him to the army for training." Xu Dacheng said with a smile.

Emperor Guangxing frowned and said: "Hua Qing's family is in the Jingwei command department, right? Why don't you transfer Hua Manlou to his subordinates to practice, but ask Duke Rong to send him to the three major battalions?"

Xu Dacheng's expression didn't change: "I don't know, but the three battalions are strictly disciplined. Uncle Huai'an probably wants to ask Rong Guogong to discipline his only son?"

Emperor Guangxing couldn't help sighing when he heard this: "Poor parents in the world. In recent years, the crown prince has grown older but has become more stubborn. I have spent a lot of time and energy for the crown prince. The Huaqing family Difficulty, I know."

Xu Dacheng hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, His Highness the Crown Prince is benevolent and filial, how can it be compared to that prodigal son of Huamanlou?"

He had to say this in order to show his favor to the next generation of monarchs—even if he said it himself, he didn't believe it.

Because, His Royal Highness Prince Zhao is also a notorious master...

Emperor Guangxing squinted at him: "Don't talk nonsense, the Hua family has been loyal and good for generations, and Uncle Huai'an can be regarded as my humerus minister. If he heard you say that, wouldn't there be a suspicion for no reason?"

Xu Dacheng hastily said: "Yes, yes, Your Majesty forgives the sin, this servant is quicker to speak out..."

Being straightforward is an unacceptable shortcoming in the eyes of ordinary people, but Xu Dacheng must maintain a straightforward personality in front of the emperor, which is the foundation of his standing.Even if he is scheming and cunning, he must pretend to be straightforward, otherwise, which emperor would you say would like to be accompanied by a man with a heart?

In fact, if it is not a cunning and cunning person, who can sit in the supervisor of etiquette and hold the pen?

Emperor Guangxing sighed, and said again: "You just said that Uncle Huai'an is just such a son?"

"Return to Your Majesty, Mrs. Huai'an passed away early, and he himself refused to marry again, nor did he have a concubine, so..."

"En." Emperor Guangxing nodded, and said in a deep thought: "Forget it, you send someone to go to Xuanwuwei, and ask Beizhen Fusi to search for a hundred households in the capital... No, the general flag, find a general in the inner city The missing flag is for Huamanlou, um... let's go and inform Uncle Huai'an by the way."

"Here."

4. Who is trying to harm the young master?

The general flag is a seventh-rank military officer, and it is like a sesame mung bean in the middle of the capital, without any sense of existence.

Even the general banner of Xuanwuwei, which is owned by the Son of Heaven, is the same. It is just because the state respects literature and despises martial arts. Let alone a seventh-rank military officer, it is a question of whether a general of the second rank can stand upright in front of a magistrate of the fourth rank. How worthless.

But then again, the situation in Huamanlou is different.

The emperor's own order can prove some problems, and this happened after someone impeached Uncle Huai'an, which shows that the emperor is protecting the old face of the old man - he doesn't have to rely on connections to find someone when his son enters Xuanwuwei no?

Secondly, Emperor Guangxing meant to confer the general banner of Xuanwuwei, which is different from holding a post.Whether it's Jinyiwei or Xuanwuwei, because the Son of Heaven is close to the army, the emperors of Daming and Dazhao like to stuff in a few thousand households, commanders, and even commanders.

But this does not mean that the position given is actually an official position. This thing is generally a honorary title with a salary. If you really want to go to Xuanwu Wei to command blindly, you may have to be dismissed by the emperor as soon as you take office. It's better to dismiss the stick early, so as not to be an eyesore, isn't it?

Therefore, giving Huamanlou Shi the general flag means that he needs to go to work and accept the discipline of Xuanwuwei.

Then, instead of stuffing Huamanlou into the three major battalions defending Kyoto, they put it directly into Xuanwuwei, and declared that it is the inner city. The main job of his job is to patrol the streets to scare the common people, and there are not so many bad things in Nancheng—they are all the same job, but can it be the same in a prosperous area as in a remote area?

In the end, the General Banner was in charge of hundreds of households, so he didn't have to be held accountable if something went wrong, and secondly, he wasn't afraid that Huamanlou would stir up any moths that would continue to stimulate Uncle Huai'an's heart.Even if there is something wrong with it, just throw it away, anyway, after spending a lot of money, there will still be a title to inherit, not bad for such a small official.

And to send someone to inform is to tell the old flower, "I am still thinking about you if I have nothing to do, and I am still thinking about your family's well-being", and then in exchange for Uncle Huai'an's grateful loyalty...

Well, there are so many arguments and thoughts for giving a general banner that is not beneficial and not costly, so I said that the heart of being an emperor is dirty...

……

When Fusi of Beizhen sent the body, the flying fish suit, the embroidered spring knife and other things to the Huai'an uncle's mansion, Hua Manlou was stunned.

"Jinyi...cough, Xuanwuwei? Did you make a mistake?"

When Xuanwuwei walked into the house, Huamanlou was teasing Qin'er, and when he heard that the emperor's own army had arrived, the first reaction of the master and servant was that Uncle Huai'an had done something outrageous, so Xuanwuwei ransacked the house, Qin'er desperately pushed Hua Manlou to let him jump over the wall and escape for his life...

So, although the little girl is very good at pricking her heart, her loyalty to her young master is unquestionable, and she is worth cultivating... Cough, what the hell is going on?

Anyway, after hearing someone explain the matter clearly, the corners of Hua Manlou's mouth twitched: "I'm just a helpless dude, why did I suddenly join Xuanwuwei?"

The person who came to deliver the things was Yang Shuo, the manager of the experience department of Xuanwuwei. He heard Huamanlou talking about it and laughed: "Mr. Hua is joking, but Lu Shuai personally asked you to enter Xuanwuwei. If you don't have any skills, don't you?" Say Lu Shuai doesn't know anyone?"

Naturally, it cannot be said that Huamanlou was arranged by the emperor, so everyone from the head of the Xuanwu Guard, Lu Kun, only knows that Huamanlou is Lu Shuai's person-the handsome here is not the handsome of the handsome guy, but the handsome of the commander, referring to The top leaders of Xuanwuwei are all commanders, and Lu Kun is almost fifty, so he is really not that handsome...

Hua Manlou murmured: "Recently, I feel that something will happen to my brain...so what, can I not go?"

Others think that Xuanwuwei's beauty is similar to that of the emperor: the son of heaven is close to the army, the most trusted force in my hands, and I think highly of you for letting you join.

But Huamanlou really didn't like this spy agency as notorious as Jinyiwei - just looking at Qin'er's reaction to Xuanwuwei, you can see how annoying Factory Guard is.

And is the emperor's minion so good?All the dirty things that the emperor wanted to do were done by the factory guards. Of course, the factory guards were responsible, but who would the factory guards dare to touch without the emperor's order?In fact, most people with online IQ know this, but you can't point at the emperor's nose and call him tyrannical, right?

Therefore, Xuanwu Wei is miserable at this point. If he is blamed, he will be scolded, and if he meets some so-called Qingliu, he will be insulted by he~tui, and his salary is not high.

What's more terrible is that it's all right for Xuanwuwei to take the blame, but the court is deep, and some of them will be completely dead once they take the blame, and they are completely hopeless. In some cases, it is even worse than joining the army. It is said that they are all shrouded in horse leather, and if they are blamed, they will kill Zhongliang. When they die, people will play disco on their graves. Maybe it will be written in a book, and then a few years later, the film and television drama will be whitewashed by the group as a gangster. Tragic characters in three episodes...

Yang Shuo didn't know that Huamanlou had so many coquettish ideas, and he was not angry when he heard the latter's faltering rejection, but he said cheerfully: "I have sent you a report, and you will be on the roster of the experience department. If you don't take office, Nanzhen Fusi probably has to come to invite someone, and I think it's better for Chief Hua not to look at the faces of those killers."

Nanzhen Fusi is equivalent to the gendarmerie brigade, and is in charge of the internal discipline of Xuanwuwei, so the meaning of Yang Shuo's words is obvious: I don't bother to tell you if you don't go, anyway, someone will clean up you later.

"Hehe...hehe..." Hua Manlou smiled dryly, "I'm just asking casually. From now on, I'm the Xuanwu Guard of Glory. How can I refuse to do my best for my emperor?"

While talking, Hua Manlou casually found a direction and cupped his hands to show his loyalty. He was so cowardly-the situation is not good these days, and if he doesn't counsel, he will die in an ugly way.

Yang Shuo, however, had black hair. He didn't understand what a glorious Xuanwu guard was, and he didn't know whether Hua Manlou was mocking or praising. In the end, he could only point in one direction dryly: "...inside."

Hua ManLou: "Huh?"

Yang Shuo said with a dull face: "The inner side is the palace."

Hua Manlou hastily turned around and cupped his hands: "Long live my emperor..."

After Yang Shuo left, Hua Manlou was holding the flying fish suit with a face full of tears: "Who is this trying to harm the young master? The young master doesn't want to be a Xuanwu guard..."

To be honest, when studying the history and ecology of Dazhao these two days, Huamanlou already had a preliminary plan.In the general environment of the country's advocating literature and restraining martial arts, he felt that it was better to be a civil servant, even if he was not an official, he only took the fame of a scholar and became an ordinary scholar.

Fame is indeed difficult to test, but then again, isn't it just an exam?People who have experienced beatings in the college entrance examination will not be afraid of the exam!And no matter how difficult the stereotype is, can it be more difficult than advanced mathematics?

Calm down and spend a few years to gain the fame of a scholar, and then bear the title of Earl for the rest of your life, you can be said to be a proper literary and military achievement-with the virtues of noble dudes, let alone a scholar, you are a child Being blessed by the ancestors, the scholar is naturally a high match.

At that time, if you throw out two poems at random, if you are lucky, you may be able to be a Jinshi in the emperor's place, and then you can enjoy being a salted fish happily for the rest of your life, right?

But the sudden Xuanwu guards sent Huamanlou directly into hell—what about the decadent and depraved life of feudal scholar-bureaucrats?

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5. Dad, wake up, look at me, I still have help

"Master, it's time to eat."

Qin'er was very happy that her young master joined the Xuanwu Guard, after all, if the young master's trash continued like this, the family would be ruined.

And if the family is defeated, then Qin'er's own fate will definitely not be much better, so in her opinion, Huamanlou will naturally restrain his absurdity if he has something to do, so even if she doesn't want to see Xuanwuwei, compared to What's the point of prodigal going to Xuanwuwei?

Seeing that Hua Manlou's face was pale, although Qin'er couldn't understand why he became so mournful, she obediently stopped pricking his heart.

"Oh, let's put it there." Hua Manlou lay listlessly on the couch, not wanting to move.

The big plan to test for talent went bankrupt before it even started, which made Huamanlou very frustrated.

The so-called all things are inferior, only reading is high, this is a real reality in this era, not a bowl of greasy chicken soup.Scholars, farmers, businessmen, and scholars are at the top. This scholar refers to a scholar-bureaucrat, and the standard of a scholar-official is fame-now Huamanlou is not a scholar-official, at least scholars will never recognize him as a scholar-official.

The sentence that you can’t punish scholar-bureaucrats can fully describe the privileges of scholars. To put it simply, as long as you don’t die, you will surely live until you die, which shows how nourishing scholars are in this era.

Of course, it doesn’t mean that having a title is bad, but the title of the Wuxun family is bound to the royal family. If the emperor uses you, then you are a holy grace. If the emperor doesn’t use you, then you will either be marginalized, or Being cleaned up—for example, the two brothers-in-law of Emperor Hongzhi of the Ming Dynasty, who were arrogant in the Hongzhi and Zhengde dynasties, but after Jiajing came to power, they didn't look at each other, so they were cleaned up in the end?

But readers are different.

Continuing to talk about Jiajing, the great scholar Yang Tinghe wanted to change his father after Jiajing came to power. At that time, Emperor Zhengde Zhu Houzhao had played off and had no heirs to inherit the throne, so the court had to put his cousin Zhu Houcong on the throne. But from a legal point of view, the emperor must be from the lineage of Zhengde's father, Emperor Hongzhi, so Yang Tinghe launched a grand ceremony, insisting that Jiajing recognize Emperor Hongzhi as his father...

The emperor didn't become emperor for two days, but his father disappeared. His own father suddenly became Huang Kao, his uncle. Who can bear this?

But Jiajing, who was so angry that he was half dead, didn't chop Yang Tinghe up until the end, but just turned him into a citizen. At that time, Lao Yang was seventy years old. Before that, he was begging for bones when he had nothing to do, so this is enough to prove that Emperor Jiajing Kind-hearted and kind-hearted like water... Cough, it is enough to prove how mighty and domineering a scholar is, and how high he is only in reading.

Of course, this is not to say that no one dared to mess with scholars. For example, Liu Jin of the Zhengde Dynasty really tossed civil servants a lot during his reign. How long has the eunuch been arrogant?

Five years.

His Majesty Li Er once said: With history as a mirror, one can know the ups and downs.

If history does not go wrong, Hua Manlou will certainly know whose thigh to take advantage of. For example, at the end of the Warring States period, it would naturally go to Qin; Hugging the thigh of Li Er's youngest son-in-law, and taking good care of the unprosperous younger sister Wu; at the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, he naturally went to the crazy person in the previous chapters, and it was actually pretty good to be the leading party...

But now that history is running sideways and there is no thigh hug, it is natural to stand by the most powerful group of people, right?

As a result, this road was directly blocked: Wu Xun's family was good at studying, but the factory guard's study and test for talent was a joke, and the factory guard was the one who was criticized the most by scholars!

In the past, this guy was always cheating on his father, but now he is good, being cheated by his father - Hua Manlou didn't know that this matter was the idea of ​​Emperor Guangxing, and he thought it was his father who manipulated it for him.If you know, then...

Then don't say anything, go on duty honestly, just live.

Now I can only take one step at a time. At that time, I will see if I can be expelled, or transferred from Xuanwuwei to the three major battalions, or be able to command the Jingwei and the post-dudu mansion, and then consider other things.

Hua Manlou felt that her desire to survive was quite strong.

After figuring this out, he stopped being entangled, and flirted with Lori while eating: "Qin'er, can the young master tell you a story?"

"Okay, okay!" The young Qin'er was very happy.

Hua Manlou said cheerfully: "Once upon a time there was a woodcutter who accidentally dropped his ax into the river when he was crossing the river. He was very sad. Suddenly a voice came out of the water and said: Son, you fell into it." Is it a golden axe? The woodcutter said: No. The voice said again: Then did you drop a silver axe? The woodcutter replied: No. Holding an iron ax and his face covered in blood, he yelled at the woodcutter when he appeared: So, it was you, the son of a bitch, who chopped me up?"

After Huamanlou finished speaking, he burst into laughter, but Qin'er looked at him blankly: "Young...Young Master..."

"Hahahaha... you...why don't you laugh hahaha... oh, you're making fun of me..."

Qin'er was stunned for a while, then suddenly turned around and ran out: "Quick, come quickly, the young master has hit the devil!"

Hua Manlou: "..."

Life is so difficult, and it is obvious that I am looking for some fun for myself during the days of being persecuted, why is it suddenly considered as running into evil?

And isn't this story funny?

……

In the evening after returning home, Uncle Huai'an didn't go to bed as usual, but called Hua Manlou to give him some advice.

"When you go to Xuanwuwei, you should do your errands well. Don't fight with others, and don't bully others. Tomorrow, I will visit Shuai Lu and say hello to Qianhu in the inner city..."

Hua Manlou felt that the old father's exhortations were not distracting at all, and he was a bit ashamed. It was appropriate to give up treatment completely, so he couldn't help but feel sorry for him.

But actually...

Uncle Huai'an originally wanted to place Huamanlou in the three major battalions. His old friend Rong Guogong was there to take care of him, and several family friends were watching over him. With the help of the strict military regulations, Huamanlou couldn't make a fuss. moth.

After Huamanlou has tempered his arrogance for a year or two, Uncle Huai'an can find a way to transfer him to the military governor's mansion for qualifications, and then we can talk about the situation—that is to say, Huamanlou is actually After thinking about it, his father is still arranging for him according to the Wu Xun family.

It's just that Uncle Huai'an really didn't expect the emperor to take action directly, which made him panic, grateful and uneasy—Emperor Zhongxing's plan was actually not wrong, the effects he wanted were fully achieved, but Uncle Huai'an thought a little more : If Your Majesty knows that my son is absurd and writes down his words, will he have a future in the future?

No matter what Jane is in the emperor's heart, she will be able to rise to the top, but if the emperor's heart thinks that you are ridiculous and useless, then it will be a big problem...

You know, Uncle Huai'an himself was in command of the Jingwei because he was trusted by the emperor. How can he be regarded as a big boss, but if Hua Manlou left a ridiculous impression on the emperor, what should he do in the future?

It is precisely because of these things that Uncle Huai'an is still absent-minded today, but Huamanlou yelled in his heart when he heard this completely inattentive exhortation: Dad, wake up, look at me, I still have help, I Don't go to Xuanwuwei...

The two had their own concerns, and Huamanlou was also afraid that the other party would notice that one was not the other, so the communication was rather perfunctory. After the hasty talk, Uncle Huai'an sent Huamanlou back to rest, so the next morning , Hua Manlou went to the Qianhu Office in the inner city of Xuanwuwei to report extremely sadly.

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6. Da Zhao is dying

In the Xuanwuwei system, except for the commanders, Tongzhi, Zhenfu, and officials in charge of personnel, money and food, the grassroots is headed by a thousand households, with deputy thousand households as deputy, ten hundred households under a thousand households, and one hundred households. Bring two general flags, one general flag with five small flags, and the bottom ones are school captains, wrestlers, and part-time helpers.

So logically speaking, there should be 120 people in a 130-household office plus janitors, handymen, etc., but basically every [-]-household office recruits hundreds of helpers, such as the [-]-household office where Huamanlou is on duty. So there are more than [-] helpers—to put it bluntly, they are temporary workers who are blamed.

After the report from the department of the Qianhu Office in the Inner City, Huamanlou did not see Shao Lang from the Qianhu Office in the Inner City, so he asked about the location and went to the Baihu Office on Huangcheng East Street to take up the post.After stepping into the gate of the Baihusuo, I saw a large group of Xuanwu guards squatting here, who seemed to have just finished lighting.

Just glanced at Huamanlou, and felt that I was deceived by the TV series in my previous life: everyone in Jinyiwei on TV was in flying fish suits, while Shangguan was in unicorn suits, and occasionally there were python robes that symbolized status and 'Jane is in the heart of the emperor' But in fact, except for the guards in the palace and the civil servants of Fusi in Nanbei Township, only Qianhu, deputy Qianhu and Baihu in the Qianhu Office are wearing flying fish uniforms, and everyone else is in ordinary military uniforms.

And the reason why Huamanlou himself has the flying fish suit is because, the emperor personally gave him this chief banner officer, so the Xuanwuwei system must give him a decent work uniform...

Therefore, when he saw him enter the door, the hundred household official standing at the top immediately smiled and said, "Hua Zongqi has arrived? Why don't you send someone to let me know, so that the brothers can welcome you!"

Huamanlou didn't ask for it, and immediately bowed and said: "Mark Huamanlou, I've met Officer Liu!"

Before coming here, Huamanlou had inquired about him. His immediate boss was named Liu Fan, and he was tactful and sophisticated.At first, looking at his honest and honest face, Hua Manlou thought that everyone might have misunderstood, but his next sentence completely exposed the truth: "Hey, what are you doing? It's too much! It's too much! Brothers who plan food together, what do you look like when you come and go every day?"