As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Speaking of this, Liu Fan came over specially, and with a smile, he took Hua Manlou to the front of the crowd and introduced to everyone: "This is the new Hua Zongqi, you gangsters can all keep an eye on it. I know who is disrespectful to Hua Zongqi, so you take off your skin and go to Nanzhen Fusi. Did you hear clearly?"

"Listen clearly!"

Huamanlou was speechless for a while.

But Liu Baihu is also in a dilemma. How dare Liu Baihu neglect what the boss of Xuanwuwei told him?

Besides, what is a hundred households in Beijing?Although a son of an earl is worthless, an earl with real power is valuable, and there are people above Huai'an uncle. Is this kind of fairy that a hundred households can mess with?

What's more, it's hard to get mixed up in thousands of households in the inner city, and the most difficult one is his one hundred households in Huangcheng East Street.Because the vicinity of East Street is either dignitaries or relatives, this makes the hundreds of households on East Street suffer from all kinds of anger, and they can't do what they should do at all, and there is little oil and water. The firefighting business showed a sense of presence, and it was useless.

And if Huamanlou and Huai'an Bola can be connected, wouldn't it be better to be transferred to the Jingwei commander than to play in Xuanwuwei?

This is why Liu Baihu is so enthusiastic about Huamanlou, otherwise, try another general banner with no backing, and see what kind of face Liu Fan is.

As a result, Hua Manlou, who figured out the details of the inner room, felt even more sad. He greeted the other general banner like a puppet, and the small banner under him brought a group of wrestlers and school captains to greet him again, and then Liu After Fan personally sent him to a public house, it was considered to have calmed down.

The office in Huamanlou could be seen to have been cleaned by someone, and there were even traces of new repairs, but after sitting idly for a while, he still felt that there seemed to be a leak in the back——I don’t know which genius Qingliu suggested that when he was an official, he would not repair the office. , This made Da Zhao's official offices more and more broken one by one, and Xuanwuwei was no exception.

Hua Manlou felt that the person who said this should be cursed a lot. After all, if the house is old, shouldn't it be demolished and rebuilt?However, it has been 30 years since the founding of Zhao, not to mention the government offices. I heard that the tribute courtyards for the scientific examinations are dilapidated. When it rains during the examinations, the small room may leak rain. Isn’t this ruining one’s future?

In the same way, most of the officials above the fourth grade in Beijing are old men with big beards. When it is cold, they often suffer from freezing problems. In this case, it is unreasonable not to scold your mother?Huamanlou has already greeted the eighteen generations of his ancestors when he entered the public house...

"Ah..." Lying on the table, Hua Manlou was very heartbroken: "Others have traveled through various tossing and various operations, but why can I only drift with the tide and struggle on the verge of death after crossing? I just want to be a salted fish." Ah, this doesn’t work?”

"Speaking of which, what exactly should Xuanwuwei do? Take to the streets to bully the common people or smash people at fruit stands?"

I have to say that this is the fault of the film and television drama again, because when the group of actors play the role of Jin Yiwei, they will always add scenes to themselves, either pushing passers-by or kicking people in small stalls, just not doing business, my dear Jun Leng is because they acted out the sense of sight of a ghost entering the village—otherwise, people with a little bit of historical knowledge don’t watch costume dramas?Too damn hot eyes.

And the serious Jinyiwei are generally spies, sit spies, torture and so on, and what else...

Basically, it's a protection fee.

This thing is commonly known as usury, and businessmen without backers will naturally be paid more attention by this group of people. If you dare not give it, then this group of people will not beat you or scold you, but just stand at your door and stare at customers.With such a group of killers standing in front of the shop, who dares to enter?

It has to be said that this operation is exactly the same as the group of people who were banned and attacked in Huamanlou's previous life...

But the above matters have nothing to do with the East Street Baihusuo, because most of the people around here are dignitaries, who would you dare to touch with a small Baihusuo?So the hard-working people on East Street can only patrol the street as security guards—this place was originally used to care for the elderly.

After recruiting a school lieutenant and inquiring about the above things, Huamanlou was in a bad mood: the original plan was to dawdle, and then let Xuanwuwei expel himself as a dereliction of duty, but who would have thought that everyone here People are messing around, how can this shit be embarrassing?

So is it better to do some reverse operation of the results, or to be more blatant?

If it is more blatant to say that it is more blatant, Huamanlou really has no creativity. After all, another general banner has already gone to the theater to drink tea in the name of patrolling the street. Liu Baihu disappeared after ordering. According to Hua The captain who called from all over the building revealed that Liu Fan had just taken a concubine recently, and it was just at the time when the glue was like paint...

Da Zhao is going to die, look at what these grassroots cadres are doing?

Sitting in the public house was too boring, so Hua Manlou stood up immediately: "Let's go patrol the streets!"

7. Isn't this the one who has long been famous in the capital and can't marry?

As the saying goes, there are three fires for a new official to take office, and the seventh-rank official is also an official. How can there be more than a hundred people under Hua Zong's bannerman?

The above are the thoughts of several small flags under Huamanlou's banner, so when they heard that Huamanlou was going to patrol the streets, everyone had an expression of "as expected".

It’s true that there are three fires for the new official to take office, but the fire must be burned in the right place. It’s okay if the next hundred households go to see the places where everyone planing food, even if they fight with the eggless people in the East Factory to grab a piece of land or something There is nothing wrong with it, but the East Street Hundred Households is actually the same whether it is patrolling the street or not. It operates like a middle-aged couple who have spent half their lives in bed, full of perfunctory and coping.

There are very few shops that can scrape oil and water and send someone casually to get back the loan sharks. Even the people from Dongchang don’t come to Dongjie to grab the land, which shows how boring it is here, unless someone can’t figure it out. There is trouble here in the city...

All the little flags felt that Hua Zongqi was purely mentally handicapped.

"What else can I say, let's go?" The man who said this was a man in his 30s, named Peng Guang.

Unlike the other small flags, Peng Guang is self-motivated. Originally, after Huamanlou's former general flag left office, he would have a good chance to replace him, but it was obvious that Huamanlou joined the team, which made Peng Guang very happy. dissatisfied.

Another Xiaoqi named Chai Min held him back, and said helplessly: "Old Peng, although Chief Hua may look younger, he is always someone from above. Don't do anything stupid."

Chai Min's worry was not unreasonable. Peng Guang jumped up and down for a long time after the former General Banner resigned, giving gifts and treating guests. At first, he seemed to have some eyebrows, but Liu Baihu even handed over the letter of recommendation. result……

It's not stupid to be a half-time official in Xuanwuwei. They know that if Hua Manlou has no background, he will never be airborne, and he is so young. Valuable, but the military officer is also an official, so he is much better than a big-headed soldier, right?And even if it is an ordinary Xuanwu guard, it is not comparable to ordinary big-headed soldiers.

But Peng Guang was still very upset, and he had already complained a lot just now.

In the final analysis, in the Xuanwuwei system, the only ones who know the inside story are only at the level of a hundred households, and Xiaoqi is not qualified to know the affairs of the upper echelons, and according to the routine, if he really has a deep background, it is usually a hundred households who start—this made Peng Guang I don't think Huamanlou has much energy at all, so I want to touch him.

Even if he couldn't get him down, wouldn't he be fine if he was disgusting?

There are only four Xiaoqis on duty today, and the other two are not so careful. They are masters with no background and no ideals, but Peng Guang can't be seen jumping up and down every day.Hearing Chai Min's persuasion, one of them, Wang Lian, said cheerfully, "What stupid things can a hundred households on the East Street do? But Mr. Hua, if you accidentally offend someone who shouldn't be offended when you go out, you are considered stupid." It’s a big deal, maybe I’m going to eat and hang up, Lao Liu, don’t you think so?”

Although it seems to be a small talk, the words are a bit malicious, and there is a meaning of urging Peng Guang to go to Huamanlou, and even the method is very subtle.

In fact, Wang Lian was eager for Peng Guang to go to Huamanlou, because besides Peng Guang, he was the most likely to become the general banner, and he could see that Huamanlou was about to be gilded——Liu Baihu's Attitude says it all.If Peng Guang killed himself, and then Hua Manlou was transferred or promoted, wouldn't the general flag fall on him in vain?

That old Liu is the one with the lowest qualifications, named Liu Qing.Although his qualifications are low, he is not stupid. Liu Qing is too lazy to care about such nonsense. When Wang Lian asked him, he just nodded casually and kept silent.

But when Peng Guang heard Wang Lian's words, he couldn't help being hooked, and suddenly had an idea: Ah!The people living in this neighborhood are either rich or expensive, if Hua Manlou doesn't have eyes and offends a few of them, let's see if he dies!This method of borrowing a knife to kill people works!

As soon as he thought about it, he said to the others: "Old Wang is right, I will follow Chief Hua to patrol the streets today, so I can remind you."

Seeing that Chai Min still wanted to say something, Peng Guang said again: "Brother Chai, don't try to persuade me, I understand."

After all, regardless of everyone's reaction, I went to find Huamanlou.

……

In fact, the flower-filled building on the East Street is not often visited, even though the Huaianbo Mansion is not far from the East Street.

This is mainly because, firstly, there is no place like a gambling house nearby, and secondly, when you come here, you will meet acquaintances from time to time. Over the past 30 years of the Kingdom Dynasty, the old nobles have been married together. After all, the right family is the right one With so many families, who doesn't have any relatives now?

And the previous life was such a prodigal son, so acquaintances would inevitably say a few words when they saw him, and as time passed, he stopped looking for abuse.

But Huamanlou himself found it quite novel, because he hadn't wandered around the capital since time travel, and he had never been to the capital in his previous life, so it was inevitable that he felt a little new to the noble land at this time.

Peng Guang walked half a step behind Huamanlou, his half-bowed body looked like a traitor translator leading the way for the devils, while introducing Huamanlou's situation on the East Street, while looking for people who could touch porcelain. dignitaries.

But it took a while for Peng Guang to realize that he was not proficient in his business: at this point, the bosses are either in the morning court or on duty, and the female relatives usually don't go out in the morning, and the dudes have almost just returned home...

Peng Guang felt like a mentally retarded person, and Hua Manlou felt even more like a mentally retarded person after walking around for a while: I said earlier that I was going to dawdle and be fired, so what kind of street are you patrolling?

Just as Huamanlou was about to turn around and go back to Baihusuo, there was a sound of horseshoes on the street.The sound of horseshoes was dense and urgent, and from time to time some people would cry out in shock, but no one dared to care about it—could it be an ordinary person who dares to gallop on the Jingshi Street?

Hua Manlou looked up, and the first thing that came into view was a young girl, she was riding a white horse with no trace of shaggy hair, galloping fiercely.

The girl wore a purple gold crown with phoenix wings soaring to the sky, and a brocade arrow sleeve with a hundred birds facing the phoenix and clouds. The white jade lion luan belt buckled around her waist made her already proud bust even bigger.The young girl's attire is like a ball of flames. From a close look, she has a beautiful oval face, bright eyes with a straight nose, and plump red lips with a very seductive beauty. The whole person looks heroic and full of vitality.

Behind the girl was a group of female soldiers with silver helmets and silver armor. They each wore swords, carried bows with divine arms, and rode all tall horses. There was an army atmosphere in their movements, which made people look sideways.

Hua Manlou was stunned for a moment and suddenly remembered: Isn't this the one that the capital has been famous for a long time and can't marry?

Sure enough, Peng Guang who was following him exclaimed in surprise: "Miss Qi! What a pity, how did you meet her today?"

8. This order is not allowed to spread

Miss Qi's real name is Qi Wanrong, she is Ying Guogong's first daughter, and she is about 15 years old.

Huamanlou's previous life left him with the impression of this young lady. She was just as notorious as her predecessor—or rather, it seems that few of the honorable children have a good reputation. Huamanlou and the Qi family The eldest lady is just outstanding.

Hua Manlou is outstanding in gambling and prodigal, while this eldest lady is outstanding in her martial arts, exaggerated behavior, and she is very discriminated against from her appearance.

In the general environment of the imperial court advocating literature and despising martial arts, Qi Wanrong was stunned to do the opposite. Not only did she hate female celebrities, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she often took a group of maids pretending to be female soldiers to swagger through the market. Some old pedants suffered from heart disease, and lamented the loss of morality, the collapse of rituals and music, and the old people's hearts.

Besides, from the aesthetic point of view, people nowadays pay attention to weak willows, Fufeng, freshly peeled chicken head meat, and they like Yangzhou lean horses-this horse is not the other horse, which means that people from poor families have good looks Good girls are bought back and trained, taught them singing and dancing, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and when they grow up, they are sold to rich people as concubines or girls who enter Qinlou Chu Pavilion. They are all slender and thin, so they are called thin horses.

It is estimated that a woman like Lin Daiyu can get along well these days, but Qi Wanrong is different. Just looking at her galloping and living like a chick, it has nothing to do with Ruoliu Fufeng, including her Her height has become a reason for many people to despise her: 1.7 meters five or more by visual inspection.

These days, men are superior to women. What does it look like for women to be taller than men?

And her proud bust, in the eyes of ordinary people, this is completely suitable for being a nanny--being a nanny is not a good thing, because the nanny in this era has the same status as a matchmaker, a witch, and a midwife. The kind that people look down on.

Finally, because Qi Wanrong often runs outside, her skin color is much darker than that of ordinary young ladies, which makes Miss Qi, a sunny and sporty girl in the eyes of modern people, look ugly in this era, so, so For her 15-year-old age, she should have found her husband's family long ago... But these years, no one went to Ying Guogong's house to talk about marriage, so the title Miss Qi got in Beijing was: a loser who can't get married.

For a girl, this evaluation is really miserable, especially since she is still the leading daughter of Ying Guogong in the country, this is even worse: ordinary people are not so famous, just find someone who is not very particular and just marry casually , but Ying Guogong's mansion is naturally looking for talented people, or looking for nobles, but seeing her like this, who would dare to marry her?

But when Hua Manlou saw her, she couldn't help being amazed: I thought that there were not many beautiful girls with a good figure these days, didn't one appear right away?

Just as he was obsessed with watching, Peng Guang, who was pretending to be a leading party, gave Hua Manlou a hand: "Mr. Hua, let's hide..."

Hua Manlou asked suspiciously, "Why do you want to hide?"

After such a hesitation, it was too late for the two of them to escape, so Peng Guang could only say with a mournful face: "Miss Qi's family hates Xuanwuwei the most..."

To be honest, Peng Guang really wanted Hua Manlou to have a fight with Miss Qi, so that his plan to kill with a knife could go smoothly.However, for some reason, Qi Wanrong didn't have a good look at Xuanwuwei at all, even if thousands of households in the inner city met Qi Wanrong, they would hide and run away, what kind of thing is Peng Guang a small flag?

There was a gossip that said, "Qi Wanrong, an ugly monster, can't get married" was first mentioned by some big bosses in Xuanwuwei. Since then, Qi Wanrong has started to toss Xuanwuwei in various ways. After being knocked on the door by her, two public houses were demolished.Ordinarily, this incident was simply trampling on the pride and dignity of Xuanwu Guard of Glory, but the few big bosses at the top didn't fart, and the palace didn't even express any opinions on it.

Then an order was issued from Beizhen Fusi: no one should provoke Miss Qi from now on, and... this order is not allowed to spread.

The other thousand-household offices are fine, but the inner-city thousand-household offices, especially the Hundred-Household Office on the East Street not far from Yingguo’s mansion, can’t help but want to scold her after seeing this order: Which murderer provoked this one? ah?Can you stand up by yourself, don't let everyone take the blame!

While speaking, Qi Wanrong had already come to the two of them: "Heh, you Xuanwu Wei still dare to come here for a stroll? Are you deaf to the words of your aunt or what? Come on, take these lunatics down for me!"

This domineering energy made Hua Manlou speechless, and this quantifier also made him a little uncomfortable.But before he could say anything, Qi Wanrong looked at Hua Manlou in surprise and said, "Eh? It's you? When did you... get to Xuanwuwei?"

I said earlier that it is not news at all that nobles and nobles get married to each other, and all kinds of messy relationships can sometimes even be confused about seniority. If Manlou's mother did the math, theoretically he should call Qi Wanrong an aunt, so the two knew each other...

Therefore, the chaos in the aristocratic circle is the real chaos in the aristocratic circle.

Seeing Qi Wanrong's question, Hua Manlou smiled wryly and said, "I don't know why I got mixed up in Xuanwuwei, and I just took office today..."

"Cut, where is it not good to be in Xuanwuwei?" Qi Wanrong said with contempt: "But then again, a rotten person like you should stay in Xuanwuwei, because you Xuanwuwei are all rotten people!"

If Huamanlou knows Qi Wanrong's background, Qi Wanrong naturally also understands Huamanlou's background, knowing that he is a bad gambler.Moreover, the honorable circle is so big, if you want to ask, whose dark history can't be uncovered?

Hua Manlou's hair was full of black lines: "I said, I didn't offend you, did I? As for swearing at people when we meet!"

Qi Wanrong glared at him: "What's wrong with scolding you? Just hit you with a flying fish suit, if you didn't hit you, you're thinking about the old feelings!"

Let's see, with such an unreasonable virtue, how can the reputation of a noble son be good?

Hua Manlou originally wanted to say something, but when he thought that his predecessor was also a guy who lowered Zhao Xungui's moral level, he didn't have the confidence to insult him, so he took advantage of the situation and said, "Thank you for not beating me up."

puff.

Naturally, no one talks like that these days, so Hua Manlou's witty remarks made the female soldiers behind Qi Wanrong unable to hold back their laughter, and Qi Wanrong was stunned for a moment before laughing: "Yo, before Didn't you notice that you are quite lisuoha?"

Hua Manlou rolled his eyes: Although we met before, we never said anything to each other. How do you know what I am like?What's more, the core has changed...

"If it's okay, keep busy, I'm just patrolling the streets." She slandered in her heart, and she still had the skills to prevaricate.

Qi Wanrong smiled again: "Street patrol? Just you? Don't tell me you're on your way to the casino?"

Hua Manlou didn't bother to talk anymore, so she turned around and left, but Qi Wanrong insisted, "Stop, if you dare to leave, I'll beat you!"

Hua Manlou said helplessly, "So what are you going to do?"

Qi Wanrong smiled and said: "It's not like that, follow me to the Shenji Camp!"

Before Huamanlou could refuse, Qi Wanrong pointed at Peng Guang with a horsewhip and said, "Go and say hello to you Qianhu, and tell Huamanlou that I have left on secondment. If you dare not agree, I will come and chat with you Qianhu in person! "

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9. Your Majesty's face hurts

Peng Guang, who was yelled at for a while, was heartbroken.

The collapse was not because his immediate boss was taken away by Miss Qi, but because Hua Manlou and Qi Wanrong's "talking and laughing happily" made him sweat all over his body: Good guy, it's so hidden!

Is it an ordinary person who can communicate with a top honor like Qi Wanrong?

I have to say that the Dongjie Baihusuo is not like other Baihusuos. The consequence of their daily slack is that they are much less knowledgeable than other Xuanwu guards—generally speaking, when you hear Huamanlou’s name, you almost know his origin. But Peng Guang didn't realize until now that there is such a big boss as Huai'an Bo among the nobles...

But even so, after seeing the exchanges between Hua Manlou and Qi Wanrong, Peng Guang was completely discouraged, and he immediately put an end to the idea of ​​killing someone with a knife: Just kidding, can such a man be offended by himself?

Hua Manlou dared to ask Qi Wanrong what she was going to do, and even dared to turn around and leave without giving face. If it was replaced by another person—for example, Shao Lang, a thousand household in the inner city, would have been captured by a group of female soldiers. , how dare to show Qi Wanrong face?Even the governors came and guessed that they would be disgraced, but here at Huamanlou, Qi Wanrong didn't get angry and just carried him away half-forced and half-coaxed, which made Peng Guang feel very horrified.

So he was very thankful at this time, fortunately he didn't commit suicide, otherwise there would be a big problem...

But having said that, what is the origin of Huamanlou?

It wasn't until he stepped into the gate of Baihusuo on the East Street that Peng Guang had a flash of inspiration: "Hua's... Hua... Huai Anbo? You are so kind!"

It has to be said that Uncle Huai'an is too low-key in his daily life, so low-key that it is difficult for anyone to think of this uncle for a while.But Uncle Huai'an kept a low profile, but his energy wasn't small at all - casual activities could alert Sheng Jia to arrange for his only son. Is this something that ordinary uncles can do?Just not to mention this, Ying Guogong, Rong Guogong, Ning Guogong and other bigwigs in the capital all have a lot of friendship with Uncle Huai'an, so who dares to take Uncle Huai'an as a powerful person?

And looking at Huamanlou's posture of lifting weights in front of Miss Qi, not to mention Uncle Huai'an himself, even if Huamanlou casually made such a talk with Qi Wanrong, I am afraid that the hundred households on the East Street will be trampled. flat……

Well, it’s a bit exaggerated to step down the Baihusuo, but it’s definitely very easy to flatten his small flag, maybe the whole Baihusuo will help step it down—who made Peng Guang not have eyes to offend this grandpa? Woolen cloth?Maybe he will have to be sent to Nanzhen Fusi, where he will be charged with being disrespectful to the superior.